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#2 - skybornetide
Reply +125
(11/11/2013) [-]
He's wrong, America even hates America. Well, at least for the most part.
#3 to #2 - xxmemesxx
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(11/11/2013) [-]
go **** yourself hacker
#4 to #3 - skybornetide
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Hacker? I have never before been so complimented in my life! Thank you so much, you must be a saint or something!
#5 to #4 - xxmemesxx
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#6 to #5 - skybornetide
Reply +231
(11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I've been full of **** my entire life.
#139 to #6 - trivdiego
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(11/12/2013) [-]
dude. i love both of you
dude. i love both of you
#297 to #6 - nyaga
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(11/12/2013) [-]
AND THUS A MAGNIFICIENT COMEDY DUO WAS BORN
#302 to #297 - anon
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(11/12/2013) [-]
get the **** out
#42 to #5 - tehfalconguy
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(11/11/2013) [-]
"you suck at pooping"
#342 to #42 - sunsofdorn
Reply +1
(11/12/2013) [-]
And we say we hate Tumblr.
#118 to #5 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
Reply +12
(11/12/2013) [-]
That was easily the best insult I've seen on this website. I hope you don't mind if I quote you on that in the future.
#137 to #5 - hackhazardly
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(11/12/2013) [-]
And this is how you spot a COD baby.
#279 to #137 - churdles
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(11/12/2013) [-]
And this isn't how you spot a troll.
#280 to #279 - hackhazardly
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm.
#283 to #280 - churdles
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(11/12/2013) [-]
#348 to #283 - theronj
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(11/12/2013) [-]
#285 to #283 - hackhazardly
Reply +1
(11/12/2013) [-]
Whether you were referring to him or I as a troll.
#286 to #285 - churdles
Reply +1
(11/12/2013) [-]
Him, you didn't seem to spot it.
#352 to #2 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/12/2013) [-]
are u stupid?


everyone loves american you filthy foreigner -.-

#112 to #2 - gayboard
Reply +58
(11/12/2013) [-]
Damn Americans... They ruined America!
#21 - icametochewgum
Reply +148
(11/11/2013) [-]
Israel.
Israel.
#169 to #21 - cyphertwentyone **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(11/12/2013) [-]
Actually very much yes. Recently at the UN, there was a vote on should the Cuban embargo end. All nations expect for two supported it. The two that opposed it was the United States and Israel.
#86 to #21 - jellyman
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(11/12/2013) [-]
As an Israeli, I can confirm that this is 100% true
#93 to #86 - challos **User deleted account**
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(11/12/2013) [-]
where abouts u from man, rosh haayin here
#97 to #93 - jellyman
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't born in Israel nor do I or have I lived there, but my family does and my parents have/

My mom's side of the family are in Ashdod. They lived in the north before that (I don't remember the city) and my Dad's from Ramat Gan.

I used to visit almost every summer and go everywhere, I haven't been there in 3 years.
#367 to #97 - challos **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(11/12/2013) [-]
please tell me you arent mizrahi they are disgusting
#368 to #367 - jellyman
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(11/12/2013) [-]
No, I am Ashkenazi and Maghrebi.
#26 to #21 - deviousalien
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(11/11/2013) [-]
10/10 you have my internets
#7 - crazyolitis
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Canada? Canadians don't hate anyone, right? Just like nobody hates Canada?
#16 to #7 - anon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Canada doesn't count because Canadians are inherently incapable of feeling anger.
#29 to #16 - brucekillah
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(11/11/2013) [-]
What about riots after hockey games?
#62 to #29 - hydraetis
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Vancouver is a special kind of ********
#126 to #29 - bknob
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Not anger, just natural reaction. It's kind of like how when you sneeze you close your eyes. When we lose a playoff game we just riot. No ones mad or anything, in fact most of us are very happy, high fiving everyone and stuff but while destroying stuff in the process.
#129 to #126 - brucekillah
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(11/12/2013) [-]
So kinda like the Purge, for someone who has no idea what happened in that movie?
Everybody just gets to break these laws and then everybody is so chill and nice?
That is/would be ******* amazing
#102 to #29 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(11/12/2013) [-]
That's not anger. It's like some kind of blood rage, they lose all control and are not in themselves when they do it.
#168 to #16 - nonowgetout
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(11/12/2013) [-]
So you're saying this man is incapable of feeling anger?
#183 to #168 - ecomp
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Everybody knows that video games are unrealistic.
#290 to #183 - mondominiman
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Well then obviously you've never played farming simulator 2013
#141 to #16 - greenstrongworld
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(11/12/2013) [-]
They are only capable of feeling a little upset.
#108 to #16 - deeoddone
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#182 to #16 - perdition
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Can't argue with that.
#110 to #16 - anon
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Only time Canada gets mad, is when a goalie couldn't stop a puck in vancouver
#57 to #16 - applecows
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Sorry
#19 to #16 - anon
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(11/11/2013) [-]
not true diffrence s they feel remorce for doing hence sorry is slogan of canada
#268 to #16 - strum
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Someone should of told him.
#28 to #7 - brucekillah
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(11/11/2013) [-]
There isnt really anything to hate about Canada imo
#209 to #28 - anon
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I hate canada.
#210 to #209 - brucekillah
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(11/12/2013) [-]
we got a rebel here
#281 to #210 - anon
Reply 0
(11/12/2013) [-]
someone with common sense*

Canadians are more nationalistic than Americans, and many times more annoying yet have a smaller population.
#30 to #28 - crazyolitis
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Not saying anybody hate Canada, jsut saying no Canadian hates anything.
#45 to #7 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Actually I have a Canadian in my guild that hates the US with a passion.
#353 to #7 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Canada is filt, glory to the usa
#355 to #353 - crazyolitis
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(11/12/2013) [-]
lol k
#36 to #7 - chrisoid
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Take this
#32 to #7 - hyeroshi
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I have a Canadian friend who's a total dick to everyone, but overall he's a pretty nice guy. Canadians are hard to hate.
#51 - casval
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I think this sums up America's relationship with the rest of the world pretty well.
#101 to #51 - hudis
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I think it more sums up what politicians say rather than what the peoples of the rest of the world say.
#257 to #101 - bann
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Portions of Syria sure seemed to be begging pretty hard a few months ago
#369 to #257 - hudis
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(11/12/2013) [-]
"Portions of Syria" have been begging the UN to intervene since it began.
#229 to #51 - biggydy
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Yeaah, i don't know, if my country was in trouble, the least country i'd ask for help is the USA.
#371 to #229 - casval
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry. You wouldn't have to ask us. We'd be glad to help!!

That is what America would say if someone rejected our help.
#372 to #371 - biggydy
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I think that if a country is in trouble, it shouldn't be asking for help to other countries, unless they're really ****** up, because then you'll have lots of debts and you would be in trouble again later.
#373 to #372 - casval
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I tend to agree. If there is a legitimate threat going on that is causing a lot of suffering for thousands of people, like the situation with the North Korean prison camps, I'm fine with my country helping to overthrow tyrannical countries like that because **** those guys anyway. That's the only reason I'm in favor of the US backing South Korea, because the North IS so royally ****** up.

But if people aren't being mistreated and it's just two bickering countries, I think it should be left to them to figure it out. I feel like getting America involved with any war just completely upsets the balance of power. We do have the greatest military strength (not trying to sound like a prick, just stating a fact). Any country that is unfortunate enough to get involved with us in war is just completely and often irreparably screwed up, and tbh, it's just not a fair fight at that point.
#80 to #51 - zzforrest
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(11/12/2013) [-]
This is really accurate.
#25 - zzRedzz
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(11/11/2013) [-]
JACKIE CHAN

****
#196 to #25 - DamnJackieChan
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(11/12/2013) [-]
hahahahahahahah

I hope u ******* die violently
#319 to #25 - longdongofhongkong
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(11/12/2013) [-]
wtf lol
#296 to #25 - errdayimfjing
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(11/12/2013) [-]
haha nice one
haha nice one
#27 - beastybaconman
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(11/11/2013) [-]
America's a pretty awesome country there's just a lot of ********* that live here
#184 to #27 - germanstodamaxja
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I would like to clarify that this is an example of someone we do NOT consider a ********
I would like to clarify that this is an example of someone we do NOT consider a ********
#336 to #27 - Conquistador
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Human nature man.
#34 - infinitereaper
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(11/11/2013) [-]
We gather people from all over world   
Much much melting pot   
All race good sex   
Because we are #1
We gather people from all over world
Much much melting pot
All race good sex
Because we are #1
#98 to #34 - hudis
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Because it's easy to make a life for yourself in the U.S. if you've already built its foundation elsewhere, which from what I hear is a lot harder in the U.S. due to the sheer difficulty of breaking free from the class you were born in. Besides, American companies import a lot of their high-tier employees from other countries specifically for this reason, same with universities recruiting future graduates.
#107 to #98 - infinitereaper
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Yeah it's actually pretty damn rough. 9/11 and the 2008 financial crises really did a number of the U.S.
#321 to #34 - longdongofhongkong
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(11/12/2013) [-]
lol @ #1 have you looked at europe lately??









protip: you havent
#325 to #321 - infinitereaper
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Europe is a ****.
Europe is not a country.
#326 to #325 - longdongofhongkong
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(11/12/2013) [-]
>europe is an ****
>europe isnt not a country


lol grammar pls
#327 to #326 - infinitereaper
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(11/12/2013) [-]
>@
>lol
>??
>H*ave
>P*rotip
>Y*ou haven'*t

You are a ****.
#328 to #327 - longdongofhongkong
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(11/12/2013) [-]
troll harder bro you're really rustling my jimmies





you're not really you sorry excuse for a troll
#374 to #328 - infinitereaper
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(11/12/2013) [-]
You are a moron. I was just making a joke to begin with.
#83 - casval
Reply +35
(11/12/2013) [-]
Okay, seriously, if I saw a sign like this in a shop while I was touring another country I would go in there and be as American as stereotypically possible just to piss them off.
#85 to #83 - jamesisawesome
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I'm with you on that. If it said any other country I'd probably do the same, just because that sign is a massive cunt move.
#237 to #85 - dangosevenonethree
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(11/12/2013) [-]
No, no, no. You go in there and be as polite and culturally accepting as possible. We're here to break stereotypes, not enforce them.
If you must, you can burn the place down when no one's looking
#23 - pudingcade
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(11/11/2013) [-]
i have no reason to the americans
#215 to #23 - bannon
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(11/12/2013) [-]
That's because half our has emigrated over there under the guise of "getting a job"
#219 to #23 - anon
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(11/12/2013) [-]
titanic
#377 to #23 - pudingcade
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(11/12/2013) [-]
(insert hate in sentence)
#53 to #23 - slenderlovesyou
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 to #23 - gerfox
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally the verb
#131 - xxxdemonxxx
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Every country hates us up until they realize they need our help.
#351 to #131 - nazo
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(11/12/2013) [-]
Nah, we still have Germany.
#363 to #351 - xxxdemonxxx
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(11/12/2013) [-]
That's why they needed help...Twice.
#364 to #363 - nazo
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(11/12/2013) [-]
In what?
#365 to #364 - xxxdemonxxx
Reply 0
(11/12/2013) [-]
And now you're retarded.
#366 to #365 - nazo
Reply 0
(11/12/2013) [-]
What? I just dont know. Cant you tell me?