America, swell with pride. Inb4 hate America: Ex-special forces vet here, love my country and have the chest tattoo to prove it, but seriously, could not breath coming 2 america
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America, swell with pride. Inb4 hate America: Ex-special forces vet here, love my country and have the chest tattoo to prove it, but seriously, could not breath

Inb4 hate America: Ex-special forces vet here, love my country and have the chest tattoo to prove it, but seriously, could not breath when I saw the 4 wheeled whale flipping the dark skinned man off for taking a picture of her.

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#1 - gustaviaable (06/04/2014) [-]
'Murica

The greatest country on earth
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (06/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn;t like it either if somebody took a picture of me without permission, to be honest.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rootintootinputin (06/05/2014) [-]
she doesnt count though, shes a whale, not a human
#10 to #2 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
He paid good money for that whale-watching trip.
#13 to #2 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
then stop being so ******* fat LOL
#5 - communistnazi (06/05/2014) [-]
cry eurofags
#24 to #5 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
then do somthing about the lard asses olymic only prove you ahve exlent althelte you still have issue with obse people in the usa ******* like china has issue iwth human rights do somthing about using hte olypinc to prove that you dont have issue with is ******* moricn it like china prove it doesn't have human rights issue by show one factory were it clean as whistle on eurpoe has issue as well dont get butthurt about show usa issue whne you know it ******* issue this goes for any other country as well i aint going to let those get awy with this either you dont like the issue n your country do somthing about it isntea d thumb up your saying fire then sucking crap off your thumb like ti going to do something
#9 to #5 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
Congrats. You deserve those medals, you spend far more money and time on training top athletes than we do or can.

You still have more fat ***** than us though so we're gonna 'ave a giggle.
#11 to #5 - herecomesjohnny (06/05/2014) [-]
The american middle class teenager has gym in better conditions than the average chinese athlete
#19 to #5 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
Americans invented their own "football" because they're not good enough playing the real football, and they need to feel better than the others.
Americans invented their own "football" because they're not good enough playing the real football, and they need to feel better than the others.
#8 to #5 - compadrepie (06/05/2014) [-]
Lets look at Great Britain. Population 63M and 65 medals. That is 1 medal per 969 230 citizens.
Same thing for United States. Population 316M and 104 medals. That means 1 medal per 3 038 461 citizen.
It seems that those teadrinkers won you 3 to 1 and lets not get to the other countries. I mean you can easily see from this picture that even the first TWO countires(UK and Russia) have 133 medals combined whis is way more than USA have.

You cant call it a fair competition where in one team 100 people throws a ball 1 m and in other team one person throws 90 m and say that this one person lost.

I am not sure if you are a troll, but this kind of behaviour and lack of knoweledge in maths is only enforcing bad stereotypes of americans.
#25 to #8 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
because ******* EVERY citizen goes to olympic... you fckin *******
User avatar #17 to #8 - meganinja (06/05/2014) [-]
Let's look at Great Britain's team. 541 athletes. And then look at the USA's team. 530.

You mean to tell me that with 11 more athletes and the home country advantage, however that much counts, that Great Britain could only get a little bit more than half of the USA's medal count?

Your argument is **** as you obviously have no grasp of how the Olympics work. There is some merit to in, in that I suppose you could say that the USA has a larger pool to gather from, which is true. But the UK had more chances to earn medals. The UK had a LARGER TEAM than the USA, who still dominated. I must say I'm more impressed with the Chinese team who earned 2nd place with having less than 400 participants.
User avatar #18 to #17 - froloff (06/05/2014) [-]
You didn't get it, did you?

A country of 1 m citizens can pull out a team of 541 athletes as well, but the chances for them winning aren't THAT great. If you say a gold winner is born for every million citizen, then USA have over 316 potential gold winners while Great Britain have over 63 potential gold winners.
User avatar #20 to #18 - meganinja (06/05/2014) [-]
There's certain rules and such. I'm pretty sure the host country always has the most. If you fielded people proportionately to your country's population, China would slaughter every time. I mean, it's somewhat proportional, but not really.
#21 to #20 - okappadesu (06/05/2014) [-]
If you don't know how to argue, don't argue.
User avatar #22 to #21 - meganinja (06/05/2014) [-]
And what's wrong with my argument? The UK was granted more athletes than the USA, therefore the USA had less chances to earn gold in the first place.
User avatar #28 to #22 - meganinja (06/05/2014) [-]
What's wrong Glynnbad and buttbuttbutt?

Can't argue with my logic so just thumb me down without saying anything?
User avatar #31 to #28 - glynnbad (06/05/2014) [-]
nah, i just disagreed with your point. And based on you other comments i could see that you are a bit of a cunt, and i didn't want to get into an argument.
User avatar #30 to #28 - froloff (06/05/2014) [-]
What's wrong with you? Just thumbing me down for answering you.
#23 to #8 - pronprofile (06/05/2014) [-]
I apologize for all the other americans acting like dicks.
They're just all assholes individually and hide it behind dumbass patriotism.
User avatar #26 to #8 - kermo (06/05/2014) [-]
China has MUCH more pop than US, why don't bring up that that they still came worse?

Also it not like it matters, how much population each country has, when only a few trained athletes are "playing".

You mean to tell me that a football(or soccer, doesn't matter) team for a country is only good because of the population?

Your point is **** and you only do it to attack US cuz of jealousy. I'm not even american and i can see how fcked up your point is.

UK iz better than US!!!!!!!! right? that's what you meant?
#16 to #8 - angelusprimus ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
You can also look at it this way.
How many medals per USA state?
How many medals entire EU made?
#15 - popeflatus ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Bozidar is brother of Borat.
#14 - alexas (06/05/2014) [-]
Typical Murrica.
#7 - Rascal (06/05/2014) [-]
canada is right behind us on the ***************
User avatar #4 - xsap (06/05/2014) [-]
my first day after jumping the fence to america*
User avatar #12 to #4 - thementor (06/05/2014) [-]
Jumped over a fence? His name is of western slavic origin, so he's from either Bosnia, Serbia, or Croatia (that's in Europe, for all of you geography impaired amerifags). So he's there legaly. source: i'm from croatia, and it's a rather common name here.
User avatar #27 to #12 - xsap (06/05/2014) [-]
call me an amerifag.. from an eastern Europe **** hole
top kek
User avatar #29 to #27 - thementor (06/05/2014) [-]
Well, then, from that perpsective... going from our lands to USA is really just like escaping from prison.

btw, fellow eurofag, where are you from exactly?
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