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User avatar #1 - voltkills ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
and one more:

closed
#3 to #1 - I Am Monkey (10/05/2013) [-]
Government's over.
Everyone go home.
#69 to #1 - danzoshimura (10/06/2013) [-]
Never heard that joke before
#8 - theseustheminotaur (10/06/2013) [-]
**theseustheminotaur rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at :L **   
   
I think this describes America better than anything
**theseustheminotaur rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at :L **

I think this describes America better than anything
User avatar #62 to #8 - rbpwn (10/06/2013) [-]
Dragging on the ground with it's head cut off?

Yep
User avatar #117 to #8 - elcreepo (10/06/2013) [-]
It better describes japan, I think
#28 to #8 - nitsuan (10/06/2013) [-]
As an American, I can vouch for this.
As an American, I can vouch for this.
#112 to #8 - granodd (10/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 to #8 - swiggityswoner (10/06/2013) [-]
What the **** is going on here?

No seriously. I'm too squeamish to look this scene up on my own.
#26 to #12 - thismustbeseen (10/06/2013) [-]
I could be wrong, but I think it's from The Thing. ... at least it looks like it.
User avatar #50 to #26 - thefuzzywalrus (10/06/2013) [-]
no not the thing... the first thing had no women there
#52 to #50 - thismustbeseen (10/06/2013) [-]
It's a woman?
User avatar #53 to #52 - thefuzzywalrus (10/06/2013) [-]
i think so..... i could be wrong
User avatar #91 to #53 - auda (10/06/2013) [-]
The Thin 1982.
I think the head eventually turned into a spider head thingy or something like that.
Also it's a male.
#13 to #12 - theseustheminotaur (10/06/2013) [-]
Freedom sir, freedom.
#14 to #13 - swiggityswoner (10/06/2013) [-]
No... no I don't like this kind of freedom...
#38 to #14 - lyiat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
**lyiat rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at I **

Would you prefer this instead?
#16 to #14 - zecaida (10/06/2013) [-]
**zecaida rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Good Guy Acemcgunner ** how about this freedom?
**zecaida rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Good Guy Acemcgunner ** how about this freedom?
#17 to #16 - swiggityswoner (10/06/2013) [-]
Not sure how to feel about this kind of freedom.

But I like Hellsing so I'll let it pass.
User avatar #32 to #16 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
nice roll
#20 to #16 - draeman (10/06/2013) [-]
*roll image* This free dumb?
#21 to #20 - draeman (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god.

I forgot how to roll.
#22 to #21 - cartrman (10/06/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Piece of cake **
it's "*roll picture*"
#24 to #22 - draeman (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Have this.
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User avatar #31 to #14 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
^
I'm ok with normal freedom
#58 - sixty (10/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #54 - teoberry (10/06/2013) [-]
>neds
Libs are kinda dumb, eh?
#110 - savyx (10/06/2013) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Looks like the right number to me. ** Murica
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Looks like the right number to me. ** Murica
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#132 to #116 - fuckoatmeal (10/06/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at He can't help it. ** his fw chris hansen
#2 - snowshark (10/05/2013) [-]
England in 4 words:

Tea, Alcohol, Sweeties.

Cheerio.
User avatar #51 to #2 - thefuzzywalrus (10/06/2013) [-]
i thought it was "god save the queen"
User avatar #77 to #2 - ivehadworse (10/06/2013) [-]
You forgot all the Arabs currently trying to take over your country.
User avatar #99 - thornberry (10/06/2013) [-]
France in 4 words: Wait, stop, I surrender!
#25 - confusedasian (10/06/2013) [-]
I made this. Don't laugh pls. am still new at image editing. I use Gimp.
User avatar #27 to #25 - mausisdead (10/06/2013) [-]
Make the font bigger
#34 to #25 - dontknowmeatall (10/06/2013) [-]
Freedom was shot down.
User avatar #48 to #34 - thefuzzywalrus (10/06/2013) [-]
and the federal gov had the gun that shot it down
User avatar #35 to #34 - warioteam (10/06/2013) [-]
the government was
our freedom is free as a free on a free
#6 - mrjweezy (10/05/2013) [-]
You misspelled FREEDOM!!
#74 to #6 - dinkdonkpancakes (10/06/2013) [-]
>america
>free

kek
User avatar #9 to #6 - vampireinarm (10/06/2013) [-]
last time i checked there hasnt been any freedom for 5 days
User avatar #33 to #9 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
going to choke on my own laughter and hopefully die
because I haven't heard that joke a million times by now
trust me
I haven't
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrjweezy (10/06/2013) [-]
what do you mean...we lost a little weight.
We've been on a government free diet
And it feels great
#89 - supercarrotman (10/06/2013) [-]
At least its 100% pure beef...
User avatar #95 to #89 - theracistpanda (10/06/2013) [-]
100% Pure genetically modified beef.
User avatar #67 - blamie ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
You forgot god and freedom.
#42 - tmlfana (10/06/2013) [-]
more like: Sorry, out of order
#119 - thelastamerican (10/06/2013) [-]
I can confirm this.
I can confirm this.
#36 - sircool (10/06/2013) [-]
you can't summarize a country in four words. it's more like eight: jesus, beefy, glory, guns, cars, big plastic titties
you can't summarize a country in four words. it's more like eight: jesus, beefy, glory, guns, cars, big plastic titties
User avatar #30 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
Sighs at people who generalize Americans to hamburgers and Jesus
can you not
#80 to #30 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm an American, and today (Sunday), I am going to go to church, and then go to work. At a fast food joint. Yeah. I like Jesus and hamburgers. It's okay.
User avatar #37 to #30 - lyiat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I don't know. As an American, this made me giggle.
User avatar #39 to #37 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
I mean, imagine if you were from England and someone slapped a sign on your country that said, "Tea, the Queen, and funny accents"
User avatar #40 to #39 - lyiat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Or, I can imagine I'm American, which I am, and laugh at the original content and not be thin skinned. I'm sure if I was British, I'd laugh at your example as well, because even the British make fun of tea, the queen, and different regional accents within their country.
User avatar #41 to #40 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
I just don't enjoy the rest of the world labeling all americans as overweight religious zealots.
Get it?
User avatar #43 to #41 - lyiat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
And you immediately assume that this content was produced by a non-American... why? It's called self-referential humor. God forbid you ever go to a comedy club. You'd hate it.
User avatar #47 to #43 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
I didn't assume it was made by any nationality.
It's just a dumb generalization, people should stop making the joke.
User avatar #57 to #47 - makotoitou (10/06/2013) [-]
I liked the part where you're a faggot that couldn't take a joke.
User avatar #148 to #57 - fuckilostthegame (10/06/2013) [-]
Why are people thumbing me down and him up?
That's...really offensive, man.
User avatar #46 to #39 - reginleif (10/06/2013) [-]
that pretty much sums up the limey bastards actually, but perhaps "smug" ought to be included as well.
User avatar #56 - schneidend (10/06/2013) [-]
Freedom, Justice, Liberty, Freedom.
User avatar #23 - xyxoz (10/06/2013) [-]
I had no idea that Jesus was beefy and cheesy in his glory.
#104 to #98 - pettdavids (10/06/2013) [-]
remember that by now it looks more lik the french flag

solar radiation has bleached the flag, leaving it white
#124 to #98 - kristovsky (10/06/2013) [-]
as the spartan said to the persian:

It's not yours anymore.
User avatar #127 to #124 - markertemp (10/06/2013) [-]
But that's the French flag waved during wartime.
User avatar #129 to #127 - kristovsky (10/06/2013) [-]
radiation from the sun has bleached the flag on the moon, turning white.
#106 to #98 - Gerda (10/06/2013) [-]
Why doesn't the usa call itself New Asia, they own your ass!! Now even more then in 2011!!!
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User avatar #107 to #98 - kyuubey (10/06/2013) [-]
Using european technology to get there
User avatar #137 to #107 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter who's tech you've used, all that matters is that you're the one that got there.
User avatar #138 to #137 - kyuubey (10/06/2013) [-]
It kinda does matter, since without it you wouldn't have come there in the first place.
User avatar #139 to #138 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
Then if it's European tech, why wasn't any european country on the moon first?
User avatar #141 to #139 - kyuubey (10/06/2013) [-]
Because they didn't care about wasting money by having a pointless space race with russia
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