America according to Europeans. Pretty accurate... this is... pretty accurate actually. At Wegmans, I'm a cart boy, and electric carts count as carts. There are 3 entrances to the store, 2 being right up front a america Fat americans Ice Wheelchair Murica
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#1 - allinallout **User deleted account** (01/29/2014) [-]
this is... pretty accurate actually. At Wegmans, I'm a cart boy, and electric carts count as carts. There are 3 entrances to the store, 2 being right up front and one being about 200 meters away. You can park your car outside of any of these entrances, but we only have electric carts at the main 2, so fat people hulk out because they have to wait while I literally carry one 200 m to the other entrance. I like carrying them because I want the morbidly obese to know how weak and decrepit they are.
#45 to #1 - batgirlfucker (01/30/2014) [-]
you. I like you, enjoy the pic
User avatar #25 - anonemous (01/30/2014) [-]
Walmart sponsored drag racing......
#41 - doodooda (01/30/2014) [-]
4/10 accuracy. Where's the McDonalds?
User avatar #54 to #41 - rainbowisbestpone (01/30/2014) [-]
and guns
User avatar #2 - jubbehhh (01/29/2014) [-]
Either way, America is going to be morbidly obese.
User avatar #10 - failtolawl (01/30/2014) [-]
Colorado has a lower obesity rate than the UK.
User avatar #14 to #10 - emppilaf (01/30/2014) [-]
Give it a little while man, that munchy food will catch up with you guys....
#15 - iamcockmongler (01/30/2014) [-]
Are Americans associated with anything good at all?

anything?
User avatar #26 to #15 - mondominiman (01/30/2014) [-]
Our armies can destroy them?
User avatar #29 to #15 - twentytwelve (01/30/2014) [-]
We've got guns?
User avatar #34 to #15 - melwach ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Eh...um..great landscape?
#53 to #15 - muzzayduzzay (01/30/2014) [-]
We have a lot of porn
User avatar #55 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
lets see what i think of when i hear america
PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE OPINIONS ARE ENTIERLY PERSONAL AND ARE NOT SUFFICIENTLY SUPPORTED BY FACTS! PLEASE TAKE THIS IN CONSIDERATION BEFORE CAUSING A *********

negative:
detroit
****** healthcare
fat
****** two party political system
uses torture
has used slavery in post-industrial age
national dept that was sad then funny then sad again until landing on unbelievable
student loans
many more.

positive:
extremely fine movie industry
same goes for music
you try
people seem to be nice enough
probably a lot more that i like so much i take them for granted
User avatar #32 to #31 - thisisspartah (01/30/2014) [-]
yeah, pretty much just that.
User avatar #37 to #31 - boomerpyro ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
is that WIND blowing by the flag i see?
User avatar #39 to #37 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/30/2014) [-]
Nope. The moon has no wind, so it's held up by a metal rod.
User avatar #40 to #39 - boomerpyro ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
i know the moon has no wind, that was my point.
User avatar #43 to #31 - jukuku (01/30/2014) [-]
Too bad there are ******* morons who think space exploration is a giant waste.
User avatar #20 to #15 - xturboxx (01/30/2014) [-]
Well. We have the superbowl. That's pretty cool I guess.
#28 to #20 - nationalanthem (01/30/2014) [-]
no one in europe really know what that is.. stoners think of.. well yeah.. the rest of us imagine a giant bowl before thinking twice and remembering its something with ...sports?
User avatar #52 to #20 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
shocking news for the US! american football does not matter!

shocking news for europe! the eurovision song contest is silly!

shocking news for england! neither cricket or rugby matters!
#35 to #15 - orangepikmin (01/30/2014) [-]
AMERICAN PRIDE!
User avatar #51 to #15 - olmesy (01/30/2014) [-]
Even if they can't turn, your cars are pretty rad
User avatar #44 to #15 - thewisedane (01/30/2014) [-]
Sure.

You've got power, and are using it rather decently.
You helped out the Allies in the WW2.
You created many products we love in Europe.
You've got some great nature.
Your country is very diverse in culture.
User avatar #49 to #44 - inuares (01/30/2014) [-]
our only export is movies, really.
User avatar #50 to #49 - thewisedane (01/30/2014) [-]
Our's is bacon.
#7 - John Cena (01/30/2014) [-]
Us americans really shouldnt care what these euros think of us, they have their own problems yet they choose to make fun of us
When a country that is only 200 years old, has enough food to keep its entire nation fat and satisfied but yet still has the most powerful army in the world, then theres not much to say about us besides the whole obesity, ignorance stereotype
User avatar #24 to #7 - grumpf (01/30/2014) [-]
Said anonymous account...
User avatar #30 to #24 - vicsix (01/30/2014) [-]
Us americans really shouldnt care what these euros think of us, they have their own problems yet they choose to make fun of us
When a country that is only 200 years old, has enough food to keep its entire nation fat and satisfied but yet still has the most powerful army in the world, then theres not much to say about us besides the whole obesity, ignorance stereotype
User avatar #11 to #7 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Bitch you have enough food to keep the ENTIRE WORLD fat.

Seriously, the quantity of leftovers in the US alone is just *********** .

Also, you have the most powerful army in the world because you in 2 ******* World Wars you literally had nothing to lose. You had the most profit out of both of them.
#46 to #11 - John Cena (01/30/2014) [-]
I do agree that we waste food and it doesn't really matter that we can feed the rest of the world too. So can a few other countries, the main problem for all of us(every ******* person) is distributing the food to those who need it. Obviously world hunger has been going on since forever so no one has solved it yet. If that worries you so much, be the guy to solve it.

>implying collateral scales the amount of power any country has.
User avatar #3 - majinooo (01/29/2014) [-]
My dad had a word for fat people that used carts, instead of handicap he'd say handifat.
#42 - kwanzalord (01/30/2014) [-]
but it's too accurate...
User avatar #47 to #42 - derpsenderp (01/30/2014) [-]
holy **** that's disgusting
User avatar #48 to #47 - kwanzalord (01/30/2014) [-]
tell me about it
feminism + McDonald = fat pig
User avatar #12 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [-]
This isn't accurate at all. Well at least not in New England. For every 1 person I see in scooter like those I see at least a couple thousand who aren't.
User avatar #13 to #12 - emppilaf (01/30/2014) [-]
Same here man, I really never see anyone on a scooter here and people get mad when you insist they use one..
People are too proud here...
User avatar #16 to #13 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [-]
I really hope other countries are not dumb enough to believe all Americans ride around on rascals stuffing their ******* faces.
User avatar #17 to #16 - emppilaf (01/30/2014) [-]
No man they believe every bit of it....
User avatar #18 to #17 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [-]
That is very sad if true. Also is your name supposed to be Emperor Pilaf from db and dbz
User avatar #19 to #18 - emppilaf (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah man it is sad and basically true, I mean look how the block headed bigots here see other countries....Just guessing you're American..
Also yes it is sir...
User avatar #21 to #19 - madsolar (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. Way too many people are closed minded. I can definitely understand why other countries dislike us. And yeah I'm from the states. Massachusetts actually.
User avatar #22 to #21 - emppilaf (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm from Kentucky..
So you can imagine what kind of people I deal with...
User avatar #33 - patientthepatient (01/30/2014) [-]
Everyone is so concerned about kicking bieber out of the country, why not kick out ever person over 250 pounds... oh wait, we can't because that would be almost everyone in the U.S.
#36 to #33 - ddrwannabe (01/30/2014) [-]
Hahahaha. It would have to be 250, but with body fat percent. Anyone that is a weight lifter, or a football player would be exempt based on body fat percent.
#38 - John Cena (01/30/2014) [-]
And the race is on!
User avatar #23 - zaggystirdust (01/30/2014) [-]
living in the deep south
they aren't too far off
#56 to #23 - John Cena (01/30/2014) [-]
Globally, people who live in the north are smarter than those in the South, as well as in Japan, America etc.
User avatar #4 - thepumpkinsrock (01/30/2014) [-]
as a brit who moved to the us a few yrs ago I can verify this.
#5 to #4 - John Cena (01/30/2014) [-]
that it is how europeans see americans? good on ya for not generalizing. dumbass.
User avatar #9 to #5 - thepumpkinsrock (01/30/2014) [-]
clearly none of you can take a joke.
User avatar #8 to #4 - acerbussicarius (01/30/2014) [-]
As a Dual citizen of both the US and UK I do not verify this. Not everyone is stupid or fat. In fact I would have to say that in reality the ratio of dumb to not dumb people is about the same in both countries. I will give you that their are more fatties in America but not as many as you might think.
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