Alternate Star Wars film
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historybuff ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-] In case you didn't know, he is referencing a video with a dutch announcer. In the video there is a player who, when the announcer names him, sounds like "bear cum". The player scores off a ridiculously long pass to him, and so the announcer is just screaming "THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM" over and over for a solid 10, 15 seconds
#12 to #3
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arsenalthegunners (12/30/2015) [-] and btw thats dennis bergkamp, one of my favourite ****** soccer players yo.
#34 to #12
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professorballsack (12/30/2015) [-] Wenger's FW top of the league, Mourinho sacked, Rentboys almost in Reg zone
#29 to #22
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SuperSixONE (12/30/2015) [-] BS tbh, nothing against Arsenal but everyone is alway "the new Henry" and "the new Bergkamp" etc. He's a class player but he's his own player, not very similar to Bergkamp.
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thereverand (12/30/2015) [-] Bergkamp's first touch was amazing and his ability to get into the final third and score a goal...well just look at the video, while Ozil is more of a sit deep, create the space and pick a pass for the team
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baditch (12/30/2015) [-] ******* made my night
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FRANKDEBOERWOJAUIHEIH
FAIEEIFHAOIWNEQ
AOWDODENNIS
AWOJEBERGKAMP
[????????????]
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
MIN KUUK
IS SO HARD
EEEUUOOOH
JAAAAA
![******* made my night
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FRANKDEBOERWOJAUIHEIH
FAIEEIFHAOIWNEQ
AOWDODENNIS
AWOJEBERGKAMP
[????????????]
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
MIN KUUK
IS SO HARD
EEEUUOOOH
JAAAAA](http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/+made+my+night+_e66f2439cfacfbe88180460c3a9c46ed.png)
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
THERE IS BEAR CUM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FRANKDEBOERWOJAUIHEIH
FAIEEIFHAOIWNEQ
AOWDODENNIS
AWOJEBERGKAMP
[????????????]
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
MIN KUUK
IS SO HARD
EEEUUOOOH
JAAAAA
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cheastnut (12/30/2015) [-] I want the sequel to be a prequel to this movie explaining how things lead up to this film, showing a little bit of Finns training and showing that this guy was actually his very loyal friend who was always better then him at everything. then in the third movie he shows up again just to kick Finns ass more.
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captainprincess ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Screw that
make it a game instead
I wanna play as TR-8R
make it a game instead
I wanna play as TR-8R
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blueballswhitename (12/30/2015) [-]
I started laughing uncontrollably when he took off his mask. Like seriously his ears are bigger than the death star. Adam Driver is the least threatening person ever.
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thempc (12/30/2015) [-] just needs traitor finn yelling "WOOOO!" for the millionth time and it's perfect
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freemanareso (12/30/2015) [-] Yea, I just thought since they rebuilt the 2nd one I would go with 2.0 but you're right, 3.0
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guillem [OP](12/30/2015) [-] I don't know, it kind of makes sense that they'd keep building them one after the other. If someone (in this case the First Order) aspires to rule the Galaxy, a superweapon with which to threaten the planets that may arise against them sounds pretty rational. Pretty much what the USA did with Japan and the nukes in WWII
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fellatio (12/30/2015) [-]
flying a space ship I've never been in? Sure I can outmanuever everyone.
Ship I've never been in breaking down? I know every thing about it and can fix it instantaneously.
Be chased by loyal first order troops? I can now hit everything first time with a blaster because reasons.
Be interrogated by a man whose whole life was dedicated to the force? Sure I can out force him and find his flaws.
Be left alone? Sure let me just use a master Jedi level technique without the proper form and escape despite no training with the application of the force.
Be confronted with an expert swordsman and highly trained Sith Acolyte? Let me just use a lightsaber for the first time with greater skill then him and overpower him with my (non existent) force skills.
She was 100% dues ex machina and frankly annoying as all hell. They sacrificed character development and growth just so she could be a strong female lead with no flaws, whose every problem is solved instantly.
Ship I've never been in breaking down? I know every thing about it and can fix it instantaneously.
Be chased by loyal first order troops? I can now hit everything first time with a blaster because reasons.
Be interrogated by a man whose whole life was dedicated to the force? Sure I can out force him and find his flaws.
Be left alone? Sure let me just use a master Jedi level technique without the proper form and escape despite no training with the application of the force.
Be confronted with an expert swordsman and highly trained Sith Acolyte? Let me just use a lightsaber for the first time with greater skill then him and overpower him with my (non existent) force skills.
She was 100% dues ex machina and frankly annoying as all hell. They sacrificed character development and growth just so she could be a strong female lead with no flaws, whose every problem is solved instantly.
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jouten (12/30/2015) [-] Not to mention
Doing nothing but giving Han Solo advice ON HIS OWN ******* ship? Yeah, Han Solo instantly falls in love with her, becomes her father figure and wants to make her second in command
Oh also Chewbacca, the wookie who generally hates strangers, loves her DESPITE NOT HAVEN INTERACTED WITH HER AT ALL
Oh and Leia loves her of course two, despite not knowing who the **** she is.
Oh and Kylo is obsessed with her because uh... she talked to the droid? Maybe? Never mind actually trying to get the droid or the traitor, he was actually chasing the entire movie, Mary Sue is more important .
Oh and that granny Han Solo told you to not piss off because she can be a difficult person and doesn't trust people and even is wary of Han Solo himself? Yeah she immediately loves Rey, too because everyone needs to love Rey for no reason.
It's really like I'm watching some million dollar fanfic where everyone acts out of character as soon as the get into contact with Mary Sue. Add to that that she has ABSOLUTELY NOT personality whatsoever and that on top of that SHE HAS NO MOTIVATION AT ALL fighting against the first order, except doing it because that's what good guys do and you got the most grating character in Star Wars ever
Can't wait until Luke goes on how awesome and beautiful and skilled she is in the next movie (Oh yeah let's send this girl we don't even know to find Luke ******* Skywalker, because she seem sympathetic.) and Kylo Ren thinks about nothing else but surpassing Rey all the time and how Snoke can think about nothing else but trying to recruit her because she's that awesome.
[spoiler]Though Luke is justified because she's probably his daughter [/spoiler]
Doing nothing but giving Han Solo advice ON HIS OWN ******* ship? Yeah, Han Solo instantly falls in love with her, becomes her father figure and wants to make her second in command
Oh also Chewbacca, the wookie who generally hates strangers, loves her DESPITE NOT HAVEN INTERACTED WITH HER AT ALL
Oh and Leia loves her of course two, despite not knowing who the **** she is.
Oh and Kylo is obsessed with her because uh... she talked to the droid? Maybe? Never mind actually trying to get the droid or the traitor, he was actually chasing the entire movie, Mary Sue is more important .
Oh and that granny Han Solo told you to not piss off because she can be a difficult person and doesn't trust people and even is wary of Han Solo himself? Yeah she immediately loves Rey, too because everyone needs to love Rey for no reason.
It's really like I'm watching some million dollar fanfic where everyone acts out of character as soon as the get into contact with Mary Sue. Add to that that she has ABSOLUTELY NOT personality whatsoever and that on top of that SHE HAS NO MOTIVATION AT ALL fighting against the first order, except doing it because that's what good guys do and you got the most grating character in Star Wars ever
Can't wait until Luke goes on how awesome and beautiful and skilled she is in the next movie (Oh yeah let's send this girl we don't even know to find Luke ******* Skywalker, because she seem sympathetic.) and Kylo Ren thinks about nothing else but surpassing Rey all the time and how Snoke can think about nothing else but trying to recruit her because she's that awesome.
[spoiler]Though Luke is justified because she's probably his daughter [/spoiler]
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einsampibroch ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Isn't BB-8 a Basketball? He makes the bouncing sounds and everything.
