Alternate Phrases are awesome.. . Alternative phrases to "calm your tits" I soothe your boobs I misstress your breasts I undo the calamity that inyour mammaries Hakuna your tata
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Alternate Phrases are awesome.

Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
I soothe your boobs
I misstress your breasts
I undo the calamity that inyour mammaries
I adjust before it combusts
I also like:
I give that chest a rest
I hakuna your tatas
don' t have a rack attack
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#19 - gameofpwned (07/13/2014) [-]
Take a chill pill for you're thrill hills.
#16 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
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#21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Just go with the classic
Just go with the classic
#25 - imagebandetector (07/13/2014) [-]
Start quellin' you're melons.
User avatar #18 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
mitigate you're manic mammaries
#29 - anotheroneonearth (07/13/2014) [-]
frustrating moment when "I refuse to calm my tits" gif is already flagged   
 i.imgur.com/lavYSnA.gif
frustrating moment when "I refuse to calm my tits" gif is already flagged
i.imgur.com/lavYSnA.gif
#31 - bemmo (07/13/2014) [-]
Undo the calamity that is you're mammaries
#26 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
If you don't calm you're nipples, I'll calm them for you.
#2 - fandomsexual (07/12/2014) [-]
Apologies for the hashtag...
Apologies for the hashtag...
#1 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
"hakuna you're tatas"
"hakuna you're tatas"
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User avatar #4 to #3 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommys ******* word filters
try it out.
#8 to #4 - lycoris (07/12/2014) [-]
All ******* day I was seeing the wrong "you're" and "your" being used and it slowly drove me insane. Even when my own comment got filtered I figured it was just me making a retarded mistake.

I'm so ******* relieved. Thank you for confirming that I'm not going crazy.
User avatar #9 to #8 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #6 to #4 - nuciferatu (07/12/2014) [-]
Reversing you're and your is just evil! How could my big tittied mommy stoop so low?
User avatar #17 to #6 - ronyx (07/13/2014) [-]
Because you furiously rub you're dick at night.
User avatar #7 to #6 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
Beats me
User avatar #22 to #6 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
It was a suggestion. A damn good one, too. you're welcome.
User avatar #10 to #4 - Cookiez (07/12/2014) [-]
you're your lets see
User avatar #11 to #10 - Cookiez (07/12/2014) [-]
Good god
#40 to #11 - teevee (07/14/2014) [-]
to my big tittied mommy
to my big tittied mommy
#5 to #1 - nuciferatu (07/12/2014) [-]
Seriously?! You misspelled the "you're"? IT was literally right in front of you're face and you STILL managed to **** it up! Hopefully my big tittied mommy doesn't censor my **** .
User avatar #13 to #5 - pootismang (07/13/2014) [-]
And then you looked at you're comment, and experienced the wonder of bmy big tittied mommy's amazing word filters.
#14 to #1 - fackyazombies (07/13/2014) [-]
your*
#15 to #1 - prohibullion (07/13/2014) [-]
You mean you saw Disney's most populay movie too!?
User avatar #39 - teevee (07/14/2014) [-]
why the intense bodylove are people all acting like this is so funny and then putting up parts of the original joke from tumblr
you knew what was coming. don't deny it. what are you up to...?
#36 - foxranger (07/13/2014) [-]
hakuna you're tatas hahaha
#32 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
Calm your titties
#28 - poutinesalad (07/13/2014) [-]
I dont know how they managed to get rhyming phrases from "calm you're tits"   
   
but i like it.
I dont know how they managed to get rhyming phrases from "calm you're tits"

but i like it.
User avatar #27 - icameheretotroll (07/13/2014) [-]
rest you're breast
#23 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Why did they make all of the alternatives rhyme? The original doesn't.
User avatar #35 to #23 - finblob (07/13/2014) [-]
RHYMING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
HITLER KILLING you're JEWS?
WRITE A POEM
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