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All the time 2. Source: tumblr subscribe for more. Do you ever want to talk to someone but 1) You feel like you' re bothering them or coming off clingy 2) You d

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Do you ever want to talk to
someone but
1) You feel like you' re bothering
them or coming off clingy
2) You don' t have anything to say,
you just want to talk to them
3) You don' t know how to hold a
conversation to save your life
...
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Submitted: 01/12/2014
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User avatar #8 - apylon (01/13/2014) [-]
for **** sake i thought there was going to be a solution to the problem.
User avatar #32 to #8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
1) You're not. Very few people 'enjoy' emotional baggage and self-pity, but if you just talk, or even talk about the issues you face, nobody will really mind
2) You don't need to have anything to say, just look up some funny videos, or their interests, or what not and just talk to them about it
3) This is a skill you should have learned long ago. Like....elementary school. If you honestly don't know it by now, I can promise you that "feeling ****** and wanting to talk" is not the worst of your problems.
User avatar #51 to #8 - demigodofmadness (01/13/2014) [-]
It's simple, all you have to do it
User avatar #9 to #8 - asesiel (01/13/2014) [-]
Right. It sounded like the beginning of an infomercial. Thanks, Obama.
#20 - Dudewheresmyjew (01/13/2014) [-]
< Your best friend introduces you to his friend, who you don't know, and then your friend leaves the room for several minutes
< Your best friend introduces you to his friend, who you don't know, and then your friend leaves the room for several minutes
#44 to #20 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
"So how do you know Anon?"
"Oh I play X with him"
"Oh cool! I play that too. What's your favourite Y to play at Z?"

.... Only works if you share interests. Doubt your friend would introduce you without you guys having any common traits.
#2 - burdensomebucket (01/12/2014) [-]
I read that as "Do you ever want to talk to someone's butt?"
#41 to #2 - trippytrips (01/13/2014) [-]
I did too.
It's 3AM.
I should sleep, but thanks for making me feel like I wasn't alone on this.
User avatar #15 to #2 - geofalke (01/13/2014) [-]
who knows, that might be one hell of an icebreaker. or facebreaker, depending on the disposition of the owner of said butt
#4 - vpngtn (01/12/2014) [-]
every damn day
every damn day
User avatar #33 to #4 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
See comment #32
#16 - makutasfinest (01/13/2014) [-]
I feel confident as 			****		 right up until the moment I open my mouth.
I feel confident as **** right up until the moment I open my mouth.
#14 - bigblamo (01/13/2014) [-]
and then your both doing this.
and then your both doing this.
#24 - powerglove ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
i cant hold conversations for **** .
User avatar #26 to #24 - reaperssprint (01/13/2014) [-]
My conversations usually start with something that we're both enthused with...then it becomes the awkward "yea...so...uh...what's up?"
#23 - froggernaught (01/13/2014) [-]
Theres a girl I always want to text, but I can never build up the nerve because I feel like im coming off as obsessive or clingy or annoying. mostly because....
#36 to #23 - plaguehammer (01/13/2014) [-]
well, if you never text her, then ur not clingy so its cool to text
#58 to #36 - froggernaught (01/13/2014) [-]
good point. heres a random picture for you
#59 to #58 - plaguehammer (01/13/2014) [-]
it'd be better if you just went up to her and asked her out. I know its scary, but u can only get told no. she's not gonna beat on your balls with a mallet for asking her, bro.

That minute of courage could get you everything you wished for. Or you could just end up wondering wether or not its cool to text her and have to watch as another dude asks her out.

grab your balls, and jump! you might fall, or you might land in boobies but if you never do it, you'll never know. Do it bro, i'll be cheering you on from here!
#60 to #59 - froggernaught (01/13/2014) [-]
that's not the problem but its sound ******* advice. she lives a distance away from me so the only way to converse is via telephone and usually text is the way we talk. Unfortunately text on a screen has a bad habit of not conveying the emotion the writer put into it. So her saying something like 'that's nice' could be said happily or bored or any number of ways. that's my problem, I don't know when to talk or when to shut up because I cant hear that emotion
#61 to #60 - plaguehammer (01/14/2014) [-]
its all bout the emoticons bro. thats nice, thats nice and thats nice are all different. dont worry bout seeming clingy, just text the lady and if she doesnt want to, she'll let you know
#62 to #61 - froggernaught (01/14/2014) [-]
we don't use many emoticons but good god you have some good advice. I don't know who you are sir but you have become one of my hero's
#63 to #62 - plaguehammer (01/14/2014) [-]
im a french guy who, at the stupid age of 17 fell in love with a greek goddess and was in a long distance relationship with her for a few months. So I know what its like, fist gf, not sure of the rules, she was 21 so she was older than me, i was thinking she only wanted to get ****** during her vacation and i got lucky. turns out i was right and so i learned a lot of do's and don'ts about texting girls you like.
#64 to #63 - froggernaught (01/14/2014) [-]
that's...oddly close to my situation. I am a 16 year old American the girl is an 18 year old whom I have a lot in common with but she lives nowhere close to me, so we're a long distance friendship. we both have expressed interest in each other but she said she couldn't handle any kind of relationship at the moment. so now my problem is how do I get someone who I cant be physically close to feel close to me, and how not to drive her away
#65 to #64 - plaguehammer (01/14/2014) [-]
how far away is she, bro?
#66 to #65 - froggernaught (01/14/2014) [-]
i'm in Illinois, she is in Minnesota. I don't know where in Minnesota but yeah
#67 to #66 - plaguehammer (01/14/2014) [-]
that sucks, you should go on a road trip to find her :p
#68 to #67 - froggernaught (01/14/2014) [-]
I would but I have no money,car or even a license to drive. refer to the picture in my original comment for why
User avatar #25 - bigbaddrag (01/13/2014) [-]
this is one of the reasons I barely have any friends
#28 to #25 - miia ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Funny, this reminded me of whenever I try to have conversations with you.

With me being the awkward person, not you.
#12 - thunderpony (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes, all of my yes...GIF unrelated
Yes, all of my yes...GIF unrelated
User avatar #54 - PubLandlord (01/13/2014) [-]
A good conversation topic with girls is the tv programs they watch or things going on with celebrities

So in the UK a lot of girls watch made in chelsea, big brother at the moment.

Find out what tv show the girl watches ., watch the **** out of it , easy convo
#50 - lazylazarus (01/13/2014) [-]
A tumblr post I can actually thumb up
User avatar #40 - thegamerslife (01/13/2014) [-]
Nope, none of those.
#38 - Ihazfunkitty (01/13/2014) [-]
this is why i only have 1 friend
User avatar #37 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I always repeat what I want to say in my head a bunch of times until maybe 10 minutes later I say it and feel bad after.
User avatar #47 to #37 - beatheaven (01/13/2014) [-]
then get a psychologist? it's probably autism
#35 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
my crush, 1 & 2
#1 - anon (01/12/2014) [-]
just ask a question mofo.

people don't need to hear your stories all the time.
#3 to #1 - gisuar (01/12/2014) [-]
if you ask how they are doing they usually just say fine and the conversation is over
#10 to #3 - iamlying (01/13/2014) [-]
That's because it's an automated response to 'how are you doing'.
You ask 'how are you doing?' when you don't give a **** about them.
Ask what interesting things have happened to them.
Ask what they did that day.
Ask anything besides 'how are you doing?'
#29 to #10 - malithmp (01/13/2014) [-]
&gt; So, What have you been up to lately?   
&gt; Stuff   
/conversation
> So, What have you been up to lately?
> Stuff
/conversation
#57 - gizmotechie (01/13/2014) [-]
how did he know?
how did he know?
User avatar #56 - holyfool (01/13/2014) [-]
Eastern European Men School | Maroz┼│ Mokykla (original) Simple if it's a girl you say; do you like sexual intercourse's? Then BOOM! She is wet.
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