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User avatar #3 - vorarephilia (08/22/2014) [-]
how to get a worse ticket 101.
User avatar #43 to #3 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
Can you piss off and stop commenting on every single thing with poor ass jokes. Nice meme
#44 to #43 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
Always nice to hear from a fan.
Always nice to hear from a fan.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I didn't notice you were level 370. You are king. Much apologies. Jk you're still a faggot
User avatar #47 to #45 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
that's immortal to you peasant.
User avatar #50 to #47 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
You pheasant
#56 to #50 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
u wot m80
User avatar #49 to #47 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 to #52 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
because they all went in
User avatar #53 to #52 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
How many dicks have went by your mouth today
User avatar #30 to #3 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
What's with the silver bars?
User avatar #32 to #30 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
Mod rank indicator. Its based off of military badges (forgot which branch. sorry servicemen reading this ) .
User avatar #33 to #32 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
Its all my branch, it is the collar device worn by a Lieutenant. Interesting
User avatar #37 to #33 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
Navy right? I need to take time, sit down, and actually learn military stuff. Considering my mothers side has a few relatives my age going off to the Airforce.. My great grandfather was an officer on the USS Enterprise (CV-6).I remember him taking me and my mother to tour a base and seeing the guys in the guard post snap to attention when he showed his rank, thats pretty neat to see when you are like 7 years old.

Need to see him again as he's getting up there in years.
User avatar #85 to #37 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
Navy indeed! May I ask his rank?

I'm enlisted, but I hope to go through an officer program sometime next year when I'm available for it.

Also I'm unsure but I think the USS Enterprise is about to be decommissioned. I'll have to ask, it's really cool that your grandfather was an Officer onboard.
User avatar #87 to #85 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
There were several, The one he served on was the CV-6 during wwII.

He was a captain, but it was not during his time on the Big E. Not sure what rank he was during his time on the ship. (again, I seriously need to see him again, i'm worried if I don't get more stories out of him they will be gone forever.)
#83 to #33 - atheistzilla (08/23/2014) [-]
oh 			****		, everything  is getting infiltrated by bronies
oh **** , everything is getting infiltrated by bronies
User avatar #86 to #83 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
Heheh yeah, bronies are pretty weird. The internet is the only place I express it, otherwise I'm a pretty quiet guy. You'll find most people who call themselves bronies irl tend to be really obnoxious and odd.
#88 to #86 - atheistzilla (08/23/2014) [-]
well... in that case i really have nothing against you   
stay awesome
well... in that case i really have nothing against you

stay awesome
#68 to #32 - chrislee (08/23/2014) [-]
It's based off of US Army. Yours is Captain, or O-3.
#48 to #30 - spetsnazvymple (08/23/2014) [-]
hes a captain
#4 - ruffa (08/22/2014) [-]
better than getting all the d in highschool, like herself
User avatar #8 to #4 - zaggystirdust (08/22/2014) [-]
#35 to #4 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
And yet she still wouldn't take your D.
#5 - include (08/22/2014) [-]
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#72 to #5 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>inb4 police brutality
>inb4 police brutality
User avatar #2 - fezzo (08/22/2014) [-]
You know what kind of grade hummer drivers got in high school?

D minus
#6 to #2 - geothermal (08/22/2014) [-]
You shut your whore mouth, this is the peak of 90's cars.
#7 to #2 - JimmyRocketfingers (08/22/2014) [-]
My stepdad owns a Hummer and he didn't even graduate high school. Yet he makes over 4 grand a month And I don't care who you are, if you don't have fun driving a hummer then you aren't human
User avatar #34 to #7 - guardianatreyu (08/23/2014) [-]
What's his job?
User avatar #90 to #34 - JimmyRocketfingers (08/24/2014) [-]
He's a trucker. Not nation-wide though, just runs loads of grain back and forth. Makes like 150 bucks a run, he does around 3 in a day. Only works 4 days a week. It's a sweet job, I've considered it myself.
User avatar #91 to #90 - guardianatreyu (08/24/2014) [-]
#12 to #7 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Meh, I myself prefer actual cars.
But then again, what else are you going to do if you have such a small penis, so I understand why certain men like it.
#25 to #12 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
ah hah small penis joke on account of a big vehicles.i bet you majored in womens studies too. classic behavior of an effeminate guy who got bullied too much in high school
#26 to #25 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Big vehicles are fine, and some are pretty great.
I'm talking about these specific vehicles.
Mustangs are cars. This **** ? This **** is useless.
User avatar #42 to #2 - satanisrealgod (08/23/2014) [-]
Can you piss off and stop commenting on every single thing with poor ass jokes.
User avatar #71 to #42 - fezzo (08/23/2014) [-]
Though I comment a lot, my jokes aren't all about poor asses
#10 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
Hell, I'm a cop and I hate cops sometimes.   
 Military cop. Same 			****		 except we have next to none authoritah.
Hell, I'm a cop and I hate cops sometimes.

Military cop. Same **** except we have next to none authoritah.
#11 to #10 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Cops can be cool though.
I've met ******* that I still plan on killing, and I've met a cop that sat me down, talked to me, and after a while we were watching motocross news online and looking at all the tickets my mom has gotten for speeding. She told me she only had 3. Lies. She had 4.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
"I've met ******* that I still plan on killing".

Premeditated murder is a thing ya know.
#15 to #13 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I am more than aware how idiotic it is to say this to other people, but it's not like I've never denied being an idiot.
2 cops. I will end them when time comes. Most likely won't be 'til another 10-15 years.
#22 to #20 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Is there a problem occifer?
User avatar #79 to #15 - ohhh ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Aw man you're so hardcore. XDXDXDXD
#81 to #79 - iscrewbabies ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I think the word you are looking for is "stupid" or "idiotic" or something like that.
But sure, whatever floats your boat.
#39 to #13 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
Premeditation =/= conspiracy
Conspiracy = An agreement between two or more persons to engage jointly in an unlawful or criminal act.
The fact that he thought about it is inadmissible in a court unless he actually does it. It wouldb't even be conspiracy unless he planned it with someone else.
Technically he can make as much planning as he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything illegal. But the planning alone isn't illegal.
User avatar #14 to #10 - heraske (08/23/2014) [-]
What regiment?
User avatar #16 to #14 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
Air Force, not Army.
User avatar #17 to #16 - heraske (08/23/2014) [-]

Should've went Navy at least if you weren't aiming Army. Then you could've been on ships n **** .
User avatar #18 to #17 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
Eh, I wanted to go Air Force.
User avatar #19 to #18 - heraske (08/23/2014) [-]

RCAF then, right?

I'm getting sworn in for Infantry this Tuesday.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
Haha no, USAF.

But I am stationed in good ol' North Dakota. Like 30 minutes from the Canadian border.
User avatar #23 to #21 - heraske (08/23/2014) [-]
hahah sick man.

Don't mind if I add you, eh? Doesn't hurt to have fellow NATO members as online friends.

(Don't worry, friend. I'm no Russian spy)
User avatar #24 to #23 - Digitalphear (08/23/2014) [-]
Roger that comrade.
User avatar #29 to #21 - pickedausername (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #89 - pickedausername (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh sweet.. I'm just south of you in wonderful ol Minot.
User avatar #36 to #19 - fuelnfire (08/23/2014) [-]
Which infantry you joining? I was Marines and Navy, im going to be an LEO in about a week though hahah.
User avatar #78 to #36 - heraske (08/23/2014) [-]
Canadian Army.
User avatar #73 to #10 - ipartywithpedobear (08/23/2014) [-]
There are 2 drug dealers in my neighborhood that tried to sell me fake hash.

can you send someone to arrest them for me?
User avatar #63 - sugoi (08/23/2014) [-]
In Australia the demand for being a cop is so high you need a degree from a university to have a chance of getting into the training grounds.

NSW btw.
User avatar #64 to #63 - anaphase (08/23/2014) [-]
Here in Vic they're so desperate for recruits the physical fitness requirements are something like 5 pushups and a 1 minutes plank hold.
#69 to #64 - sugoi (08/23/2014) [-]
That's not gunna be a very effective police force.
That's not gunna be a very effective police force.
User avatar #76 to #69 - anaphase (08/23/2014) [-]
It isn't
User avatar #77 to #76 - anaphase (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, it's hard to be effective when your main requirement from above is to catch and fine motorists speeding 3 kph over the limit
#66 to #63 - sacrilegious (08/23/2014) [-]
Wait, if the demand is high, shouldn't that mean they accept lots of people?
#67 to #66 - angelusprimus (08/23/2014) [-]
Demand to become a cop, not demand for cops.
User avatar #74 to #67 - lexxy (08/23/2014) [-]
I think you mean requirements!
#61 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
Because being a third rate comedian has such harsh requirements? She built her career on being shrill and crass instead of funny, not to mention she's a jew, it's no secret they all get a free pass in hollywood.
#1 - lwinsanity (08/22/2014) [-]
Funny that you count on that guy when you need protection though.
#27 to #1 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
She's rich and in Hollywood. Cops don't protect them, they have lawyers for that. Cops can ticket all they want, the judge just throws it out when a celeb is in trouble for anything less than DUI/Evading arrest.

Even then it's a night in jail
#70 to #1 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
Except cops don't protect anyone. They show up after the fact.
User avatar #28 to #1 - bossmanholms (08/23/2014) [-]
Naw he just catches the guy that hurt me.
#75 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
That's it, remind him how you're intellectually above him.

That'll make him not want to give you a ticket.
#9 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
how to be stupid 101
#31 - cuboose (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 - dinonator (08/23/2014) [-]
noone in academi likes cops either
#82 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! relevant
#80 - madpickle (08/23/2014) [-]
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#41 - xcoreyx (08/23/2014) [-]
Really though why do they always have to ask that question? Especially in such a condescending manner? Or is that just in movies?
User avatar #51 to #41 - lyiat ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'll let you know in about... two months.
User avatar #46 to #41 - ninjaroo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm not a cop or anything, but I'd have to guess it's to see how co operative or ignorant you are.
If you reply sarcastically, they know you're not sorry for it. So, higher fine. Maybe that'll stop you from doing it again.
If you reply honestly yes, they know you understand your mistake, and depending on your situation they might lower the fine for you.
If you honestly don't understand what you did wrong, then they know to explain to you what you did wrong and why, and they'll either let you go with a warning or go as easy on you as they can.
#57 to #46 - xcoreyx (08/23/2014) [-]
But see they shouldn't be able to do that. Their job is to uphold the law, and it's pretty unethical if you make the decision on whether or not to write somebody a ticket based on their tone of voice. Especially the amount of the fine, that should only be affected by how severe of a law was broken.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ninjaroo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Fines have a minimum and a maximum to them for each offense. This is because if someone was misinformed, they don't deserve as much of a fine as someone who deliberately broke the law. It's part of a police officers job to make quick decisions where an individual falls.
The world is complicated, and there is no reason the law shouldn't be built to accommodate for that.
#59 to #58 - xcoreyx (08/23/2014) [-]
I guess. It just seems really unfair that two people can break the exact same law in the exact same way, and not get the same consequences. As far as I'm concerned, that is not justice. Actions speak louder than words.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ninjaroo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
For something to be truly fair, the consequence has to match the circumstance. Not just what happened, but how and why.
Suppose there's a group of people all working together to do something, and their food supply gets low. Ignoring who the people are and what they do, it'd be fair to share it all equally.
Change that to a ship and its crew, the captain always gets the better, fresher food, and more of it. Not because he has more power, but because if he gets sick, the entire ship stops working. It wouldn't be fair to the crew, or anyone relying on them, to risk the captains health and safety just so everyone else can have nicer food.
#62 to #60 - xcoreyx (08/23/2014) [-]
Well it seems like you're saying that if you're a good person, then the law shouldn't be as strict for you.
User avatar #65 to #62 - ninjaroo ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
No, just that not all iterations of the same crime are equal.
#55 to #46 - Rascal (08/23/2014) [-]
I've gotten many warnings because I explain to them nicely what happened, and you respect them. Seriously it ain't hard and it'll save tons of money.
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