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Alien funfact

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User avatar #156 to #13 - diksniper (03/29/2014) [-]
I don't like the last statement
why we?
User avatar #246 to #156 - deffinitlynotafag (03/29/2014) [-]
you weren't there to vote?
User avatar #15 to #13 - kanatana (03/28/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorite quotes of all time, awesome.
#12 - Snowplows ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Humans invented a type of fermented, toxic liquid that can kill almost any life form it comes in contact with. Humans often consume large amounts of this liquid which will hinder their coordination but make them much more aggressive and willing to fight.
Humans invented a type of fermented, toxic liquid that can kill almost any life form it comes in contact with. Humans often consume large amounts of this liquid which will hinder their coordination but make them much more aggressive and willing to fight.
#154 to #12 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
Humans also use this carcinogenic, volatile, antiseptic fuel chemical to catalyze their mating rituals. For reasons unknown, this substance lowers mate standards and significantly raises susceptibility to libido spikes.
User avatar #93 to #12 - neokun (03/29/2014) [-]
I cant find the ******* beginning of the loop.
#100 to #93 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
cuz it doublelooped. which basically means different parts loop at different times
#7 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #211 to #7 - garymotherfingoak (03/29/2014) [-]
hifelixjarl.jpg
#5 - xchain (03/28/2014) [-]
We humans made a 			*******		 sport of throwing ourselves out of planes at very high distances.
We humans made a ******* sport of throwing ourselves out of planes at very high distances.
#118 to #5 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
white people* made a sport out of it.
#138 to #118 - hillbillypowpow (03/29/2014) [-]
Apparently white people aren't humans.
#182 to #138 - jmillenium (03/29/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD THEY FIGURED IT OUT! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
User avatar #195 to #182 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (03/29/2014) [-]
He's right, humans originated in Africa. We spread out and evolved. Other races > ancestrally native Africans.
User avatar #173 to #5 - blacklightsun (03/29/2014) [-]
Also, a sport where 2 caged humans fight each other with their bare hands until unconsciousness, surrender or time limit.
User avatar #120 to #5 - IamSofaKingdom (03/29/2014) [-]
He looks like a grown up Hogarth from The Iron Giant.
#259 to #120 - hogarth (03/29/2014) [-]
I started lifting in high school. I'm much bigger than that now.
User avatar #55 to #5 - tehbomb (03/28/2014) [-]
i believe the word is altitudes.
And when you put it that way, lol what the **** hoomanz
User avatar #4 - sillymango (03/28/2014) [-]
And If a disaster were to befall on them and take away their homes, Humans would not move to a safer location, they would instead, rebuild their homes on the exact same location.
User avatar #8 to #4 - daftiduck (03/28/2014) [-]
*Cough* Tornado Alley *Cough*
#65 to #8 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
*Cough* East coast, West coast, Japan *Cough*
User avatar #99 to #65 - leonhardt (03/29/2014) [-]
Also New Orleans
#155 to #99 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
I love the idea of building a highly populated city in a giant land bowl surrounded by sea and rivers, like no ***** given.
User avatar #221 to #65 - gearshift (03/29/2014) [-]
*Cough* Australia *Cough*
#47 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
If and when aliens invade or we meet them and they **** up the joint, first ******* thing I am doing is joining whatever galactic military we have.

Welcome to Earth faggots.
User avatar #140 to #47 - symmiie ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
You're gonna be like Blackburn in Black Hawk Down and fall out of the chopper right when you get on site.
User avatar #142 to #140 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
>Chopper
>Fighting aliens
#145 to #142 - symmiie ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
You just gonna drive to every battle site?
User avatar #146 to #145 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
***** they come from space.
AA guns and **** are what we need.
#147 to #146 - symmiie ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Till they land and start forming bases. LET ME HAVE MY FUN
User avatar #148 to #147 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Bombings are a thing.
#196 to #148 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (03/29/2014) [-]
As long as young boy's wishes exist, so shall helicopters.
#176 to #47 - dafttpunkk (03/29/2014) [-]
>implying people like you would be of use
I bet you're one of those guys thatd say how great theyd be in the "zombie appocalypse" yet die instantly.
User avatar #178 to #176 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
No, I don't expect a zombie apocalypse to ever happen, and if it does, it'll be over quick. And if not, **** it, I'd kill myself.

But with aliens, no, I still expect to die, but I will fight for my planet and my species, because I ******* love the human race.
#88 to #47 - schneidend (03/29/2014) [-]
You and me both, bro.

Gotta get my free 12% faster blood-clotting and 2% faster adrenal response gene therapy from the gubment.
User avatar #51 to #47 - Sethorein (03/28/2014) [-]
welcome to erf, faggots*
#87 to #51 - schneidend (03/29/2014) [-]
You brought the Freshness into this thread.
#72 - bigredthunder (03/28/2014) [-]
Now if only we could stop killing each other, also bad ass human quote.
User avatar #213 to #72 - garymotherfingoak (03/29/2014) [-]
as said by a deluded old fool.
#103 to #72 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
Don't feel bad. One day an alien race will try to uplift us, and then we will have something else to kill
User avatar #76 to #72 - thegrayfox (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember him saying that in the film. Is this fan-made or is my memory just trash?
User avatar #79 to #76 - kustomforce (03/28/2014) [-]
from what i heard he was supposed to say that, but it was cut because it didn't fit with the whole "evil white american capitalist" thing.
#117 to #79 - atma (03/29/2014) [-]
maybe that would have actually made it a good movie
User avatar #119 to #117 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Nah man, that'd ruin the whole "white ppl ar evil/humans are evil" setting of the movie. Imagine the uproar.
#121 to #119 - atma (03/29/2014) [-]
You're right, I almost considered giving moviegoing audiences an excuse to think   
Thank goodness you stopped me from ruining such a pristine example of art
You're right, I almost considered giving moviegoing audiences an excuse to think
Thank goodness you stopped me from ruining such a pristine example of art
User avatar #122 to #121 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
I'm always happy to serve the community, carry on citizen.
User avatar #150 to #119 - AdamBaum (03/29/2014) [-]
I got "humans are evil" from the movie, not "white people are evil/humans are evil".
User avatar #152 to #150 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
If you look closely it mirrors the colonisation and/or especially the Manifest Destiny that went on in primarily America.
User avatar #242 to #152 - AdamBaum (03/29/2014) [-]
Of course, it's like Pocahontas in space. But still, I didn't get a "white people are evil" vibe in Avatar since it was our race vs aliens, I got "white people are evil" vibe from Pocahontas and how the Native Americans were treated in history. But yeh
User avatar #153 to #152 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Also colonisation in other places but you can see that the Na'avi are based off Native Americans.
User avatar #229 to #119 - undeadwill (03/29/2014) [-]
>like I give a **** what sjws say.
User avatar #243 to #79 - bigredthunder (03/29/2014) [-]
I think ites from some warhammer 40k/ avatar fan fic
User avatar #78 to #76 - damnusername (03/28/2014) [-]
I believe he said it in the film, but I'm not sure.
#6 - officialjg (03/28/2014) [-]
Human Beings. The only race on Planet Earth's existence that's overly progressive and overly not progressive at the same time. And god bless us for it.
Human Beings. The only race on Planet Earth's existence that's overly progressive and overly not progressive at the same time. And god bless us for it.
#101 to #6 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
"god"... why do these guy always have to bring up their fairy tales? stop shoving it please... just don't mention the magical bearded man sitting on the clouds, that's all it takes
#127 to #101 - officialjg (03/29/2014) [-]
Dude, it's a free country. You didn't even have to read it. You didn't even have to comment on it. You could have just ignored it and went about your day. But nooooo. YOU decided to bring up a topic that's not even relevant to this post and decide to be a huge dick about it. People can say whatever the 			****		 they want and believe whatever the 			****		 they want. Atheist or not. Don't like it? Well... I don't know what to say to you except boo-freaking-hoo.   
   
Also, whether you believe in god or not, its very rude to christians to refer to their beliefs as "fairytales". I'm an atheist and I find that very disrespectful.
Dude, it's a free country. You didn't even have to read it. You didn't even have to comment on it. You could have just ignored it and went about your day. But nooooo. YOU decided to bring up a topic that's not even relevant to this post and decide to be a huge dick about it. People can say whatever the **** they want and believe whatever the **** they want. Atheist or not. Don't like it? Well... I don't know what to say to you except boo-freaking-hoo.

Also, whether you believe in god or not, its very rude to christians to refer to their beliefs as "fairytales". I'm an atheist and I find that very disrespectful.
#240 to #127 - kotetsulovesfj (03/29/2014) [-]
Thank you. You are a wonderful person, and deserve much happiness.
Thank you. You are a wonderful person, and deserve much happiness.
#105 - prohibullion (03/29/2014) [-]
I am such a badass.
User avatar #18 - amata (03/28/2014) [-]
There are recorded instances of human beings achieving sexual stimulation from the viewing of:
Consumption of their own waste matter
Sexual relations between humans and unintelligent/noncompliant lifeforms
Humans being eaten alive
Humans inserting large quantities of small aquatic lifeforms into their rectums and forcibly expelling them
Sexual relations between humans and corpses
Mudkips
...and these are merely a few examples. It is therefore the opinion of the Council that we leave humans be until they have learned to master their urges, in order to ensure that the sanctity of Council space is not violated by the addition of massive amounts of wasted human reproductive matter
#45 to #18 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
Just what sort of sick and twisted individual could ever pleasure themselves to a Mudkip?
Just what sort of sick and twisted individual could ever pleasure themselves to a Mudkip?
#59 to #45 - mudkipfucker (03/28/2014) [-]
I know, right?
what weirdo would do that?
User avatar #57 to #45 - depends ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah wonder who

************ save me!
#91 - hydromatic (03/29/2014) [-]
The aliens won't be prepared for how much Mass Effect i've played.
The aliens won't be prepared for how much Mass Effect i've played.
#49 - archael (03/28/2014) [-]
DON'T FORGET!

Humans are capable of splitting atoms in an attempt to eradicate entire regions of a planet.

Keep that in mind, E.T.
#102 - afrogeist (03/29/2014) [-]
We are utterly incomprehensible!
We are utterly incomprehensible!
User avatar #108 to #102 - seras (03/29/2014) [-]
I have mixed feelings about Kill La Kill being over. On the one side, it's good that it ended, story done, happy ending, everything is fine. On the other hand it could have gone forever in my eyes, I love the show.
Maybe we get a second season.
Maybe...
#111 to #108 - afrogeist (03/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I understand where you're coming from, I kinda feel the same. It would be nice if there was a second season though.
Yeah, I understand where you're coming from, I kinda feel the same. It would be nice if there was a second season though.
User avatar #113 to #111 - seras (03/29/2014) [-]
WARNING! SPOILERS FOR KILL LA KILL!
But after the death of Senketsu, if there ever is a second season, I wonder what will happen.
#116 to #113 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #261 to #113 - afrogeist (03/29/2014) [-]
I agree, it would interesting to see how things play out without senketsu or the fact that life fibers are essentially extinct on Earth so it begs the question of how they would fight if life fibers from somewhere else in space did come back for whatever reason.
#191 to #113 - zackmorris (03/29/2014) [-]
I demand SOL shenanigans.
#46 - sharkfishcatfish (03/28/2014) [-]
**sharkfishcatfish rolled image** What the aliens will see first:
#134 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/29/2014) [-]
Some Humans inhale poisonous gasses and consume toxic fluids on a daily basis. It is believed that they do this for pleasure, despite the numerous warnings of their kinsmen.
I've posted this so many times... But if you can repost content I can repost comments.
User avatar #98 - leonhardt (03/29/2014) [-]
We also nailed our god to a stick.

We didn't even apologize and he forgave us.
User avatar #109 to #98 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
its too bad he didnt lift
#137 - boxofwonderz (03/29/2014) [-]
From single cell to human
From single cell to human
#190 to #137 - blueboysixnine (03/29/2014) [-]
All I thought at the end was "dat ass"
#26 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Duping some Humanity **** Yeah!.

All these are new from my previous dump. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/15#15 (old dump)
User avatar #131 to #26 - leightonsolomon (03/29/2014) [-]
I always hate how they act like it's so primitive to kill and that only our species will be so warlike. The whole universe is survival of the fittest, so it's likely that any other advanced species will have evolved similar to us and will be hostile.
User avatar #81 to #43 - damnusername (03/29/2014) [-]
could you please provide me (and anyone else who may be interested) the link for the Humanity, **** yeah threads (or whatever the real name is, basically the collection from where you got those stories).
#106 to #81 - ennemi (03/29/2014) [-]
didn't take the time to read everything he posted, but here's a huge compilation of Humanity **** Yeah!

You might find new story : imgur.com/a/S3npE
User avatar #84 to #81 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
The answer to that it is fromall over the Internet. i have gotten through the reddit archive, the tg one and many other sites from long past.

You should google those archives if you want the rest though.
User avatar #85 to #84 - damnusername (03/29/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #83 to #43 - whichever ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
too long; still read
User avatar #97 to #30 - kneehumper (03/29/2014) [-]
The Dubliners - Go To Sea No More This is the song for those of you too lazy to google it

Awesome dump btw!
User avatar #60 - deffinitlynotafag (03/28/2014) [-]
they killed there god and put him on a stick.

dont mess with them
#163 to #60 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
he's not my ******* god
User avatar #66 to #60 - respectyourmom (03/28/2014) [-]
your comment was the only part of this post that made me laugh
#245 to #66 - deffinitlynotafag (03/29/2014) [-]
Well I appreciate that. Here have a funny pic. and a thumb
#128 - AceofHearts (03/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #151 to #128 - tiredofthis (03/29/2014) [-]
Blood for the Ram-Bo!!!!
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