Alfred Hitchcock. It's a re-toast, I'll admit. I just think it's a cool story.. File: , 247x204, crow, jpg) E H So ml Ne been having fun over the past few weeks
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Alfred Hitchcock

It's a re-toast, I'll admit. I just think it's a cool story.

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So ml Ne been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I' d share.
2 Where I togethere are thousands ercrers that show up every single night.
2 They hang around for like at hours at night, then take off, and show upthe next night.
2 Was reading up on crews because **** it, interested.
2 ' re smart as **** .
2 They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on howthee' re treated.
2 A wild idea appears.
2 I start trying to piss group ercrers that hang out in the trees nertwerk-
2 I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
2 Meanwhile, the grass crews across the street, just chill bythe mcdicks.
2 Everytime I go to mcd' s, I get extra large hies, and feed the grass crews.
2 They start to like me, while the tree crews hate my **** .
2 Tree crews throw nuts and trate **** on me all the time (i dodge bird **** like I dodge wrenches now)
2 Grass crews still super bros, and feller me when I walk into mcd' s.
2 I seenthis up fer a few more weeks, and I' m noticing a in the crews.
2 Grass crews new feller me across the mad to make sure I get backto work safe.
2 Tree crews getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait fer me to walk out.
2 I' created a great war between two formerly friendly nations.
2 World War Crow commences-
2 I am fueling it with french fries.
2 Both nations now jockeying fer position near my work.
2 Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly ever me and threw nuts and rocks at me.
2 After a few days of tense , all goes calm.
2 I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there' s nothing.
2 I walk out from the covered entry way and look up.
2 All across the trees surrounding my building are crews. More than there have ever been before.
2 I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm mes}
2 I hear one squawk as one ofthe tree bros flies wt and drops a rock on my shoulder.
2 All hell breaks loose.
2 Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown.
2 No wonder they call it a murder (huehue)
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2 I sit and watch as literally " crows charge at each ether.
2 bird carcasses falling left and right.
2 Sit in awe of what Ne created.
2 Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins.
2 Only crossbred left.
2 Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me.
2 Has big scar across left eye. Gives no ***** .
2 I stand, and all the crossbred look up to me.
2 I march across the street, and into mods, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow.
2 Cashiers face-
2 I order 12 XL french mes, and celebrate my grand victory with the crossbred-
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User avatar #1 - sirfisticuffs (01/12/2014) [-]
He is the crow God.
#2 - bronzebones (01/13/2014) [-]
amazing
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