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User avatar #3 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
nah man, the book of Mormon is like a fanfic. at least it doesn't have all the people ******* each other in it like most fanfics... think of all the unholy ships the bible could offer. ugh. the jews say that the first was best, and the rest are just a waste, the christians think the book 1 and 2 were the best, with a heavy emphasis on the second one. and the Muslims think that 3rd book was the best, even though it completely undermines the other two. Kinda like how fans of star wars movie act actually.
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User avatar #13 to #3 - gittons (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i wish scientology had a holy book,
that really would be jesus in space.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
And it would be the most dope adventure yet.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - gittons (01/29/2015) [-]
hell ye with all the alien spirits and possession.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
it'd be half nonsensical, and half Legal jargon, but It'd be entertaining.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - gittons (01/29/2015) [-]
the new best seller mixing politics and economics together with ancient alien possession and
omnipresent soul magic.
sounds 10/10 to me.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
**** yeah, I'd read it. that sound awesome. something that both enlightens and corrupts your mind. Brilliant. Our readers won't know what to do.
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User avatar #28 to #3 - oxymoronking (01/30/2015) [-]
so basically christains are right because they would think the empire strikes back is best?
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User avatar #29 to #28 - ezzay ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
isn't it though? essentially yes, a new hope was a good platform for the awesome sequel, and then return of the Jedi just kinda lost focus of the original story, and undid a lot of the empire strike backs plot. All of the sudden Luke isn't the chosen one to bring balance to the force, and Vader actually had a second son named Muhammad and HE is the chosen one. many people accept it as a cannon ending because its technically the last, but come on you can just do that.
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User avatar #8 to #3 - makhan (01/29/2015) [-]
You know that there are fanfics of the bible.

www.fanfiction.net/book/Bible/

Please don't hurt me
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User avatar #9 to #8 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
... Thats some sacrilege right there... Plus it doesn't help that they can't write to save their life.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - makhan (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if it makes it better or worse that the most popular fic seems to be a JesusxHitler fic
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User avatar #11 to #10 - ezzay ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does sound interesting. If only horribly ****** up. I can't believe someone sat down and thought a good story would be a JesusxHitler smut. I mean, you couldn't be bothered to pick a second person out of the Bible. But, you know, people gotta be free to do what the want, so long as they don't hurt people.
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#2 - xexion (01/29/2015) [-]
So basically a good trilogy and then an awkward fourth book that blows.
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User avatar #30 to #2 - pitchdark (01/30/2015) [-]
I like the fanfic analogy better.
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#35 to #2 - captinchikin (01/30/2015) [-]
Not a book, but...
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User avatar #39 to #2 - jewbob (01/30/2015) [-]
First two are pretty good, goes downhill from there, and on the fourth the author is just cashing in.
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User avatar #12 to #2 - xxDanvelxx (01/29/2015) [-]
Blows like ur mom
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#4 to #2 - nakedclothes (01/29/2015) [-]
....good trilogy? at what point between the lies, misogyny, animal cruelty, murder, homophobia, pedophilia and various diabolical acts was it a good trilogy? at least mormons are nice
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#5 to #4 - thedonkeykong ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
but game of thrones is a good series too
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#6 to #5 - nakedclothes (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah but game of thrones is actually fun to read
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User avatar #22 to #6 - anonymoose (01/29/2015) [-]
Have you read the Jew trilogy?
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#23 to #4 - teevee (01/29/2015) [-]
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#38 to #4 - raideoactivepilot (01/30/2015) [-]
Not everyone likes those sissy feel good circle jerk stories ya know, go to the brony channel if you're wanting the internet and everything to be just one big dick sucking contest.
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User avatar #43 to #2 - KingRyan (01/30/2015) [-]
Its like lord of the rings. We all rip on the kid who only read the Hobbit.
Book of Mormon is ******* dope.
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#19 - zenyn (01/29/2015) [-]
Special Edition
Special Edition
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User avatar #21 to #19 - wiccanguy (01/29/2015) [-]
prophet like it's hot somebody posted that saying earlier and i snorted loudly
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ditka (01/30/2015) [-]
As I just did while reading that....

hehe, prohpet like it's hot....I can't unhear that in my head.
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#37 - vivjames (01/30/2015) [-]
Jewish Adventures V : The Sand People Strikes Back
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#41 to #37 - irishalbino (01/30/2015) [-]
The Sand People
The Sand People
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#7 to #1 - anon (01/29/2015) [-]
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#26 to #1 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #44 - ppheadbuttface (01/30/2015) [-]
Jewish Adventures II: Electric Jewgaloo.
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User avatar #34 - vgmddg (01/30/2015) [-]
You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus
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#45 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
The fourth book was just a cash grab on the franchise
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User avatar #42 - pedango (01/30/2015) [-]
The Qur'anicles: Mohammad on the run
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User avatar #20 - sulaco (01/29/2015) [-]
This series has waaay to many retcons
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User avatar #31 to #20 - skittlesinexcess (01/30/2015) [-]
You know, even as a Christian I agree. The New Testament is supposed to be the ushering in of a new age so it re-establishes the moral code. The Quran actually completely rejects the last three quarters of the old testament and only keeps small parts of the new one. It's just a total overhaul. The book of Mormon is just a total mess. I like Mormons but their religion is stupid as balls.
Most other religions are at the very least cohesive.
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#47 to #31 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
Yo, **** you, read the ******* book before you judge it, you piece of ****
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User avatar #33 - hejhag (01/30/2015) [-]
Everything's intense in the first book with monsters and floods and **** , but then it gets all preachy in the second book with some Mary Sue as the main character. They tried to get back some of that intensity in the third book but it just came off as trying too hard with holy wars and child marriages and **** . Then it just sort of ended on a really weird note with everyone flying up into space to live happily ever after. Disappointing quadrilogy.
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User avatar #50 - Pein (01/30/2015) [-]
Book of Mormon was more like "Jesus: the Western"
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User avatar #48 - dagramcraka (01/30/2015) [-]
so pretty much saints row...
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#46 - brisineo (01/30/2015) [-]
Jewish people think that just the first is canon, Christians and Muslims argue how canon II and III is. And the IVth is more of a spin off that assumes I and II is canon, but goes off into a different land and has some brief cameos.

Certainly a lot more violent than the bible... Assassinating Jerusalem's captain of the guard when he was passed out drunk, a righteous hero cutting off the arms of a small army of people, stuffed them into a bag, and presented it to an enemy king to win his favor, entire racial genocide, and don't forget this mofo... This is coming from a mormon that's read it all. The BoM is brutal.
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User avatar #36 - snood (01/30/2015) [-]
what do muslims think about the fact that that it's very clear from a scholarly perspective that the parts of the Quran that are parallel to the Jewish texts (ie Abraham, David, Jonah, etc.) were originally written by the Hebrews/Jews in Israel.
Do they just ignore it?
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User avatar #49 to #36 - alltimetens (01/30/2015) [-]
We believe that all Abrahamic holy books are the word of God. However, we also believe that a huge amount of both the Torah and the Bible were altered. Therefore, the Quran was the last book of God, which has not been altered by any king, noble, pope, or priest.
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#24 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]
6/10 bait
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User avatar #32 to #24 - Fjcf ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
how is this bait?
 
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