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#26 - mewoveyouwongtime (05/14/2015) [-]
I honestly thought this comic was gonna be about a man with a big dick, and how he goes along with it throughout his day...
User avatar #79 to #26 - mondprinzessin (05/14/2015) [-]
I see you have dick on the mind today.
User avatar #4 - kriml ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Two more and he will be able to get Tendies.
#50 to #4 - austinrocket (05/14/2015) [-]
dem tendies...
dem tendies...
#6 to #4 - supremetaco ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Adult tendies
#7 to #6 - gruntmastr (05/14/2015) [-]
Why do I laugh at these kinda of photos
User avatar #17 to #4 - Tusura (05/14/2015) [-]
I'm up to 9. One more and I get a blowie joeie
#23 to #4 - noschool ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
incase anyone hasn't seen it
#28 to #23 - cutenesseverypost (05/14/2015) [-]
What the **** are my eyes reading
User avatar #30 to #28 - goodatlosing (05/14/2015) [-]
Not cuteness.
#31 to #30 - cutenesseverypost (05/14/2015) [-]
0/10
couldn't care for double standard fj

Give cuteness - omfg u themed acocunt fgt get a life

Don't give cuteness - NOT CUTENESX XD XD XD XD FGT!!!!1
#32 to #31 - goodatlosing (05/14/2015) [-]
I've just now realized you're an asshole. I was saying that your eyes weren't reading cuteness. You can kindly **** off and club that seal you presumptuous dick.
#33 to #32 - cutenesseverypost (05/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for you opinion, but you don't have to be mean to the seals.
"Oh no, someone on the internet has russled my jimmies! Better take my anger out on innocent seals!"
Clubbing isn't ******* funny.
And I wasn't specificly reffering to you, kind sir, 'double standard fj' means all of fj.
I should mention I've also had a bad day, so there's your excuse for being in a bad mood.
#34 to #33 - goodatlosing (05/14/2015) [-]
Sorry for your day, and the double standard could get annoying. But understand this site is a breeding ground for cunts, and themed accounts are prime feeding grounds. I happen to just enjoy semi-witty commenting, but others don't so I understand your sentiment in getting snippy. But still. Dat was dick move b0ss.
12 year vegetarian wouldn't hurt an animal if you paid me.
#35 to #34 - cutenesseverypost (05/14/2015) [-]
Here, have this.
#36 to #35 - goodatlosing (05/14/2015) [-]
All you had to do was post that right from the start.
User avatar #114 to #31 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/14/2015) [-]
Do you always post that webm when you sperg out?
User avatar #87 to #23 - viscerys ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Th-THanks mom...

Aside from the child sex **** , that's a good idea.
#3 - jagerhaus (05/13/2015) [-]
Well, I've been on here all morning, so I'm in the negatives
Well, I've been on here all morning, so I'm in the negatives
#8 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
Speaking of psychedelics I've been attempting to teach myself to shroom cultivation.
Growing psilocybin mushrooms seems a little tricky but doable
And the best part is that buying the spores is legal in most states.

Anybody here a grower? Tips? Tricks?
So far I've learned that Rye substrate is more useful and that hydration is key.
I'll take links to any helpful things on fungiculture and the like.
User avatar #11 to #8 - turkeyslapper (05/14/2015) [-]
Don't they grow on cow poo? I see shrooms from time to time in my yard, i don't do shrooms tho so I'm not sure.
User avatar #13 to #11 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
A strain or two do. Truth is, fungi is extremely delicate. The hardest part isn't even preparing the proper substrate, it's making sure everything is sterile. Contamination will ruin everything in the mycelium stage. Inoculation seems the hardest, actually getting nice yields seems to be the second hardest. It's a very involved process, and I'm learning more and more about it. It's pretty exciting stuff, since I won't be able to grow for a few years I'll have plenty of time to study it. Can't wait though. Should be exciting.
#57 to #8 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
For about fifteen minutes I thought I was a guy named Danny, and had all of his memories of growing up in Omaha. Shrooms are a trip.
#58 to #8 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
***** order a shroom growbox on zamnesia for like 30 buks and receive approx. 150-300 grams of wet mushrooms. Inoculating the cultures at home is a bad idea because you are dirty and disgusting and not really sterile. The cultures will mold probably.
User avatar #77 to #58 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
no way, if I become good at the whole process I can produce much much much more shrooms. Sterilization is key. All you need is a pressure cooker.
User avatar #61 to #8 - johndapro ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
buy a grow kit, pour water, let grow.

Dude it's mushrooms, they grow anywhere and everywhere, it's seriously hard to fail at it.
User avatar #73 to #61 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
The general consensus is that grow kits suck. I mean think about it, if you do it yourself not only can you continue to manufacture more substrate you can endlessly propagate an infinite mushroom supply on your own. Which is what I'm going for.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DisgruntledTomato (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, this is the easiest method by far infinitereaper. Pretty foolproof, you will have to dry them afterwards though. However, this isn't too difficult. The best method is as follows

- Fan dry, if you can put them next to a radiator and fan dry, all the better.
- After drying, seal in an airtight container with anhydrous calcuim sulphate on the bottom. Get a mesh to put the mushrooms on so they don't touch the dessicant.
- They need to be "cracker dry", meaning when you bend a stem they crack.
User avatar #76 to #62 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
When I got my first shrooms they came powdered in a vacuum sealed pack, which sounds perfect for long term storage, is anhydrous a good perservant or something? Another trick which I like is preserving dried shrooms in honey, but its not so easy to sell.
User avatar #113 to #76 - DisgruntledTomato (05/14/2015) [-]
anhydrous calcium sulphate is a dessicant (drying agent), you'll want this for storage yes. Stops them rotting, if there is any water in the shrooms it is absorbed by the compound. It's not toxic but you want the mesh, just to stop getting in on your shrooms and ingesting them. It's not a controlled chemical, so you can just order it online. I think it's $20 for a pound.
User avatar #68 to #8 - lolpandas (05/14/2015) [-]
Intradesting, could you keep us updated if you yield some? I've been strapped for cash so I haven't been able to buy the equipment and I'd rather not get bit by a snake or shot at while shroom picking. I'm planning on going to this national preserve near me and hunt in the boar and deer droppings (I even found an Amanita Muscaria last go) and make a spore print, then make a syringe from the print to save some money. I also have a fairly decent sized compost patch mostly comprised of rabbit droppings and am hoping to inoculate some spores there to have an outdoor grow.
User avatar #72 to #68 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
Sure, but it'll be quite some years from now till I get my own place. Could be a long time. But I will study it, along with botany. I'll review different teks and try to come up with a good bulk one, research equipment etc. I'm going for a controlled and productive indoor grow.
User avatar #25 to #8 - philopsychological (05/14/2015) [-]
Just get a proper lab clothing set and all and keep everything sanitized, clean. it aint that hard.
User avatar #56 to #8 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
reported
User avatar #95 to #56 - ieatpaste (05/14/2015) [-]
if youre serious youre a faggot
#9 to #8 - uzamakilover (05/14/2015) [-]
The FJ community isn't really big on psychedelics or drug culture, i'm sure someone on here knows how to properly grow shrooms, alas that is not me, I would go look or Erowid or Shroomery, that or a simple google search will go along way,

Have a nice and safe trip., or make bank either way good luck have fun
User avatar #10 to #9 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah I tried it once and loved the stuff. I don't want to dish out loads of money for it so I figured I could learn to grow it myself, spores are cheap enough and you can propagate endlessly if you know what you are doing. Might be a good way to make some extra cash too, but for now I just want more magic. Yeah, I'm digging through several resources I can find. Just figured it was worth asking. I've picked up a few tricks just by looking, but an experienced grower might know much better.
User avatar #12 to #10 - uzamakilover (05/14/2015) [-]
If you're really into that kind of stuff you could always go into plant sciences, I know people who have gotten their majors in that and grow some really good Pot, Molly, and Shrooms.
User avatar #14 to #12 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
I'm thinking about weed but I'm not so sure. Seems too risky to sell and it might be good for my chronic pain, but I'm about to try Kratom and if that does the trick then I'm all set even though it'll cost me a bit. I do want to become really kickass at shroom cultivation though. Might be a nice way to make a little extra btc, cover loses, etc. It'll be a nice hobby at least. Since my body is so jacked up shrooms thus far are the only real pleasure I've come to know, transcendental. It taxes my body, but the experience is so amazing. It really is the flesh of god. I hope to become prolific at growing it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - uzamakilover (05/14/2015) [-]
Pot is excellent to grow! Your plants can get up to a pound of bud each, and considering an ounce is (at good prices) $200, there is alot of money to be made there, the only problem is it's a lot of work, but then again growing anything to a high quality is, I would never attempt to sell pot without growing it because there is no money in that, but when you're your own supplier, theres where the money is. Also it's very low risk, everyone has a weed dealer, so the chances of getting caught are pretty slim. I've never heard about Kratom before though, and yeah man, shrooms are the way to go, a great natural trip that won't leave you feeling like **** , such as most acid now-a-days.
User avatar #19 to #16 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
Well if its really that profitable I may have to reconsider. Getting seeds doesn't sound too hard. I'll think about it. Might be worth it on it's own as a hobby, and sifting through all the strains sounds fun.
User avatar #20 to #8 - gmarrox (05/14/2015) [-]
My only advice is to be very careful about cross contamination, because then they can become incredibly toxic, or just not grow.
User avatar #21 to #20 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah that seems to be one of the hardest part, keeping everything uncontaminated. I've got plenty of time to learn so it's all good I guess.
User avatar #15 to #8 - notguitaraddict (05/14/2015) [-]
Quit being such a baby and snort shower mold like a man.
User avatar #18 to #15 - infinitereaper (05/14/2015) [-]
this will kill
#22 - theruse (05/14/2015) [-]
Sos is Pirates! Band of Misfits.
User avatar #2 - otakuweaboo (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm up for it
#94 to #2 - subadanus (05/14/2015) [-]
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#107 to #106 - subadanus (05/14/2015) [-]
last one i got aside from my collection on my laptop
User avatar #24 to #2 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
>Otaku
>Weaboo

So far, you're in the deep negatives.
#80 to #64 - stupidpiglets (05/14/2015) [-]
I trusted you
#52 - altairtheassassin (05/14/2015) [-]
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I...I put my dish in the dishwasher today
#60 to #52 - redflame (05/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #52 - petarmetar (05/14/2015) [-]
Is that Love Live??
User avatar #74 to #66 - fishandkids ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
More accuratly, it's Nozomi and Eri from Love Live.
#111 to #74 - petarmetar (05/14/2015) [-]
I dont know if that picture made the anime even better or ruined it for me..
#55 to #52 - tehwaffles (05/14/2015) [-]
That's not the only thing that went in her dishwasher.
#83 to #55 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
That joke is based on two implications, one of which is contradicting.
#43 - IHaveADHD ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
My face after making this picture and not knowing how to roll fat ass doobies. .
#44 to #43 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
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*roll 1, 0-99*
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#39 - thechosentroll (05/14/2015) [-]
You don't need adult points. You're an adult. You can have gummy fruit and rum for dinner at 3AM while watching Kung Fu Hustle, if you want, since you're an adult.
#100 to #39 - anon (05/14/2015) [-]
It's a le joke :^)
User avatar #54 to #39 - bigmanfifty (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, and turn up late for work with a hangover and a rumbly stomach.

Adult points are important.
User avatar #69 to #54 - neokun (05/14/2015) [-]
UNless you work for yourself
#41 - DeathclawRulez (05/14/2015) [-]
Are they going to watch it on his forehead?
User avatar #97 - zombiestookmybike (05/14/2015) [-]
I need to start living by this system. I'd have a whole two adult points today alone
#65 - rollingpicture (05/14/2015) [-]
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I did this today. How many adult points is it worth?
#70 to #65 - truedancingturian (05/14/2015) [-]
god damn, you got balls of steel
User avatar #92 to #65 - vetis (05/14/2015) [-]
Irresponsible use of penis deducts points, but bravery adds them. You've broke even. Now see a doctor.
User avatar #71 to #65 - rollingpicture (05/14/2015) [-]
I think I deserve that acid trip.
#48 - Elk (05/14/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** What I do with three adult points.
User avatar #46 - mizzdepp ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
I've watched 9 episodes of Parks and Recreation,
made pancakes for breakfast
and I've had 6 cups of coffee ..
I'm not sure.. coffee is a pretty grown up thingy right ?
#29 - izdubar (05/14/2015) [-]
Dropping acid to watch a tv show is a sign you got sold 			****		 tabs   
   
 Unless you're doing it before the real high kicks in. In that case proceed, law-abiding citizen.
Dropping acid to watch a tv show is a sign you got sold **** tabs

Unless you're doing it before the real high kicks in. In that case proceed, law-abiding citizen.
User avatar #82 to #29 - obese ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Looks like that Dalek-Human hybrid from Dr.Who
#1 - anon (05/13/2015) [-]
This is actually not a bad idea...
#110 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
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