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Admin Pls. Hope you enjoy! My body is ready admin & .. Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt A Presentation Here is a list of reasons why you should let me

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My body is ready admin & ************ .

Why You Should
Let Me Touch
Your Butt
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
Maybe I give killer butt rubs
You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
Less stress means you live longer
I' m essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies’
I can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Level
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
mu will enjoy it
You could live longer
I might be good at touching your butt
You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Here is a kitten
The kitten would want you to let me touch your butt
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#4 - cloverhand (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I feel that if someone went to the effort to do this for me I'd probably let them touch my butt
I feel that if someone went to the effort to do this for me I'd probably let them touch my butt
#3 - celestialsin (02/26/2014) [-]
Just in case anybody wanted this
#9 - tarnis (02/26/2014) [-]
This how i see spock laying down the game.
User avatar #12 - vampyrate (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I surrender. You may rub my butt.
User avatar #7 - herofive (02/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
serious question though: is this the same for girls? i mean i heard they like our butts which is a little weird, but would they go to this extent like men?
User avatar #14 to #7 - killyourdarlings (02/26/2014) [-]
Only the right kind of women. Such women are known as awesome.
#1 - mudkipfucker (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - esmebuffay (02/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
How has nobody referenced this scene yet?
How has nobody referenced this scene yet?
#11 - anonexplains (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the kitten ruined it.
the kitten ruined it.
#17 to #11 - marmiteistasty (02/26/2014) [-]
It's from reddit, what did you expect?
#26 - TJmanAWESOME (02/27/2014) [-]
mhm.. now this is a bit more accurate...
User avatar #32 - spanishiqiustion ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
imgur.com/gallery/qlR61 the cinnamon cookies just in case someone uses this
User avatar #19 - hypernuke (02/27/2014) [-]
**hypernuke rolled user arnolddusk ** this content is exactly why you should let me
User avatar #18 - yugzer (02/27/2014) [-]
I thought I saw this same thing with Boobs instead of butt...
#15 - lissblizz (02/26/2014) [-]
I like butts.   
you like butts.   
we can be friends.   
we can touch butts together.   
or each others butts
I like butts.
you like butts.
we can be friends.
we can touch butts together.
or each others butts
#2 - supercookieduster (02/26/2014) [-]
dat ass makes me goofy
dat ass makes me goofy
User avatar #31 - steelwoolsheep (02/27/2014) [-]
how many ******* times has this been posted? christ.
#30 - boomroastd ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
Your hands are Satan satin
User avatar #23 - baconmansenior (02/27/2014) [-]
After all that? ... **** it, you've made your point.
User avatar #22 - asatru (02/27/2014) [-]
it was cool until you offered to give her stuff to touch her butt. this is pretty much prostitution, and pathetic.
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