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Adams apple

was it are ate the apple then why the **** is it called an
adam' s apple
because she ate the apple. and then ( autism to eat the apple
as wail so that she ' t be alone, but the place he tht off got stuck
in his threat.
It got stuck because at the exact metheny he was swallowing. God jumped
out train Whine a bush like
WHAT THE HIGH DO YOU THINK. YOU ARE DOING?!”
mates
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#3 - dremnus (10/30/2013) [-]
YOu see guys? Women are evil temptresses. Sirens! I say, we get back in the pile!
#95 to #94 - onomatopenis (10/31/2013) [-]
Better.
Better.
#100 to #3 - riseandfightfj (10/31/2013) [-]
if you dont mind telling me which southpark episode was this. i wanna watch it again
User avatar #111 to #100 - dremnus (10/31/2013) [-]
I think it's called "Goobacks" the episode where people come back to the future to get jobs.
#97 to #1 - europe (10/31/2013) [-]
What's up with these angels all carrying weapons?
Doesn't exactly make them look peaceful and gentle
User avatar #36 to #1 - gayboard (10/31/2013) [-]
I like how he has a sword like he needs one
#27 - daemascus (10/30/2013) [-]
check mate atheists
#44 to #27 - barhah (10/31/2013) [-]
You make a strong argument.
#45 to #44 - daemascus (10/31/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** tits I love Age of Mythology so much.
#48 to #45 - barhah (10/31/2013) [-]
Agreed, one of the few games I legitimately beat as a kid, and still have it today. I don't have any other related images, so here's one from another favorite
#51 to #48 - daemascus (10/31/2013) [-]
Same story man, still play it with my buddy sometimes. The History behind each god was actually my first contact with the very idea that there are other religions in the world besides Christianity. (I was very young when I played it .) This caused me to do more research in not only dead religions such as those in the game but into the surviving major religions of today, ultimately leading me to the conclusion that i would rather worship gods with limits but do what they can as apposed to all-powerful gods that do nothing.
User avatar #96 to #51 - playerdous (10/31/2013) [-]
Same. What was your favorite titan? Mine was pseudo-Cerberus. But the Norse Nidhogg dragon and Fenris wolfbrood were my favorite non titans.
#110 to #96 - daemascus (10/31/2013) [-]
Folstag was my favorite hero simply for being the only Giant character. My favorite titan was the norse troll despite his derpy face. Favorite non Titan was krakens. I always focus on naval conquest in RTS's and 4 Kraken could decimate an entire fleet.
User avatar #112 to #110 - playerdous (10/31/2013) [-]
In navel warfare I favored the Hydras, It took time to gather exp points but it was worth it. But I agree a good group of kraken stopped any enemy fleet in their tracks. But if your gonna do a group then Fenris wolfbrood was the way to go.
#113 to #112 - daemascus (11/01/2013) [-]
My basic Strategy was going norse and focusing all research/god choices on buffing my human soldiers, especially thanes and Jarls. My god order was Odin->Freyja->Njord->Tyr
although I sometimes picked Heimdall to get einherjar's to compliment the infantry if there was no water.
User avatar #72 to #45 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
But that's thor
User avatar #99 to #44 - fullmetaldonut (10/31/2013) [-]
miss that game
#47 to #27 - Blarglefargle (10/31/2013) [-]
I read that as horse faith.
#26 - crazyolitis (10/30/2013) [-]
God's FW   
   
nd don't 			*******		 tell me God isn't a goddamned Platypus. Bunch of heretics.
God's FW

nd don't ******* tell me God isn't a goddamned Platypus. Bunch of heretics.
User avatar #58 to #26 - mrsixinch (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, who's to say he's not a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action?
#85 to #26 - itsmebigd (10/31/2013) [-]
actually...this is god
#91 to #26 - zgmilk (10/31/2013) [-]
Platypain
User avatar #40 to #26 - tornadomad (10/31/2013) [-]
Why would God damn himself?
#42 to #40 - crazyolitis (10/31/2013) [-]
Because he can.
Because he can.
User avatar #33 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
Actually, the forbidden fruit was a fig.
Not an apple.
User avatar #38 to #33 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
Can you back that up?
User avatar #41 to #38 - derein (10/31/2013) [-]
In the perceived location of where Eden is believed to be (People argue that it's beneath the Persian Gulf if it even exists), apples do not grow. So it couldn't have been an apple.
User avatar #43 to #41 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
I was told it was in Mesopotamia or thereabouts. Still, you're right. No apples.
#75 to #41 - tinypoodle (10/31/2013) [-]
I always assumed it was a place that didnt exsist on earth.. Oh yeah and there is a talking snake, why the hell cant we have an apple out of it geological context?
User avatar #84 to #75 - derein (10/31/2013) [-]
It doesn't really exist, but people who think it does claim it to be there.
User avatar #66 to #41 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
I know it's not an apple, I mean the fig claim
User avatar #70 to #66 - derein (10/31/2013) [-]
Figs have been known to grow in the area in the past. Before the sea levels rose like in all the flood tales, it is said the area of the Persian Gulf was fertile land and could support an ecology including figs.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
"Including figs", but it just says fruit, and given it's a mythological tale, it's most likely a divine fruit, just made up, and if not, there's still a number of things it could have been.
User avatar #46 to #38 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
***** it's somewhere within the first 10 pages of the bible
User avatar #67 to #46 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
No you twit, I'm talking about the "fig"
User avatar #52 to #33 - phoenixprince ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I thought noone knew for sure
User avatar #54 to #33 - EnemySpy (10/31/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the story is allegorical and there wasn't an actual forbidden fruit...
User avatar #63 to #54 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
Then it sure as **** wasn't an apple.
User avatar #65 to #63 - EnemySpy (10/31/2013) [-]
Point being that it probably wasn't a fig either.
User avatar #68 to #65 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
It also depends on the translation. Scholars maintain that it's surprisingly consistent with the original Latin version, but you still have a discrepancy here and there so no one can really say. My only argument is that there are no apples in the part of the world where the early parts of the bible are said to take place (The Middle East.)
User avatar #78 to #33 - srskate (10/31/2013) [-]
actually something something we have no damn clue what the fruit was.
User avatar #81 to #78 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
We don't know for sure, but that doesn't mean we don't have a clue. Figs are indigenous to the part of the world where the old testament takes place. Apples are not. Several translations indicate that it was a fig.
User avatar #83 to #81 - srskate (10/31/2013) [-]
Then again, it being a religious text in a mystical garden that is supposed to support all life, there really would be an equal chance of it being an apple I believe .

Or, as those stupid perfume commercials say, it could be a pomegranate.

Ultimately though, does it really matter? The only importance is what the fruit symbolizes, knowledge and the fall of man.
#86 to #33 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
What the fruit literally was isn't important for anything. The only important bit is what it symbolises.

Trying to figure out what kinda fruit it was is a waste of time.
#89 to #33 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
No it was actually pomegranate ******** . Because pomme granate means seeded apple en francais.
User avatar #73 to #33 - paperbackdmitri (10/31/2013) [-]
So it should really be called a fella's fig is what you're saying?
User avatar #74 to #73 - baditch (10/31/2013) [-]
Why not?
#28 - toastandbananas (10/30/2013) [-]
this bothers me
User avatar #34 - shroomftw (10/31/2013) [-]
#jeSUS CHRIST #HAHAHAHA
#13 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
"And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also to her husband with her; and he did eat."   
The bible never mentioned any Apples.   
Fools don't even read the bible before making fun of it.
"And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also to her husband with her; and he did eat."
The bible never mentioned any Apples.
Fools don't even read the bible before making fun of it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
no need to anon this comment
User avatar #79 - allidoisfapfapfap (10/31/2013) [-]
So my girlfriend's Hispanic and she goes to a Spanish-speaking catholic church and I found out that they interpret that part of the bible as Eve having sex with Adam. The forbidden fruit was sex and the snake in the garden was Adam's penis....
User avatar #102 to #79 - viscerys (10/31/2013) [-]
I wonder how many other things in the bible are euphamisms for sex.
#87 to #79 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
So... That part were Eve convinces Adam to try the fruit...
Did she **** his butt?
#4 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
It doesn't refer to the forbidden fruit as an apple in the bible. It has just been assumed...
User avatar #11 to #4 - Furubatsu (10/30/2013) [-]
Apparently in some translations it is referred to as an apple
User avatar #20 to #4 - scientists (10/30/2013) [-]
the word apple comes from the word appel meaning fruit, thats why a pineapple has the word apple in it, it just means pine fruit
#55 - eminempackerfan (10/31/2013) [-]
deffinetely one of the funniest things ive seen on this site
deffinetely one of the funniest things ive seen on this site
User avatar #5 - lasomacintosh (10/30/2013) [-]
It's called an adam's apple because only men have them, duh.
#30 to #5 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
Actually, women do have adam's apples. They just don't (usually) develop as much - like how men technically have boobs.
User avatar #32 to #5 - trollolololgabe (10/31/2013) [-]
Women have adam's apples too. They are just less defined.
User avatar #88 to #32 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
we call those woman transvestites
User avatar #98 to #88 - balnce (10/31/2013) [-]
And for a good time, those 'woman' call you.
User avatar #104 to #98 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #106 to #105 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
Although both sexes have it, Adam's apple is considered a characteristic feature of adult men, because its size tends to increase considerably during puberty.[8]
Its development is considered a secondary sexual characteristic of males, that appears as a result of hormonal activity. Its level of development varies between individuals and the widening of that area in the larynx can occur very suddenly and quickly.

Also im Pre-med, it was a joke.
#107 to #106 - trollolololgabe (10/31/2013) [-]
I know but I was right.
User avatar #8 to #5 - radamski (10/30/2013) [-]
Women have them. They just aren't as noticeable.
User avatar #37 to #5 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
This was funny stupid, not red thumb stupid. Dick move from OP to be stickied with a red sea
User avatar #60 to #37 - volteez (10/31/2013) [-]
please explain to me what stickying is
User avatar #62 to #60 - ihatem (10/31/2013) [-]
A mod, admin, or content poster's ability to "sticky" a comment to the top of the comments section for everyone to see.
User avatar #90 to #62 - lastweek (10/31/2013) [-]
I now have a reason to post.
User avatar #64 to #62 - volteez (10/31/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #6 to #5 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
I think you are missing the point
User avatar #82 to #6 - garymotherfinoak (10/31/2013) [-]
you shouldn't have stickied that just to humiliate him
#103 to #82 - lasomacintosh (10/31/2013) [-]
Thanks for sticking up for me, but here's how I feel about all of this.
User avatar #19 to #6 - retardedboss (10/30/2013) [-]
Why is your avatar Randy Pitchford?
User avatar #22 to #19 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
why is yours not
User avatar #23 to #22 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
Thats rude, sorry.
I love borderlands and borderlands 2 butttttt not just the games the community at stuff. Randy is deserving of this honor of being my picture
User avatar #25 to #23 - retardedboss (10/30/2013) [-]
lol, I too love borderlands. Most of Gearbox's other games are **** , probably just because they all their resources on Borderlands. But yeah, Randy is a pretty cool guy.
#16 to #6 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
Is it really necessary to sticky your comment?
User avatar #29 to #16 - garfvader (10/31/2013) [-]
I didn't sticky my comment
#92 - bdowns (10/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 - thesilveresteagle (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know If someone did already, but someone post the "joey's apple" picture please
User avatar #76 - crutoncrazy (10/31/2013) [-]
I laughed so much harder at "carry-on-my-wayward-butt" than the actual content.
#61 - superphil (10/31/2013) [-]
"#jeSUS"... *whisper: why?*
User avatar #56 - vladhellsing (10/31/2013) [-]
Why do people always assume it was an apple? It doesn't say "apple" in the bible, for all we know it could've been a coconut.
User avatar #53 - styxenstones (10/31/2013) [-]
Hey this is pretty- "THE HELL YOU DOIN' EATIN' MY APPLES BOY!?"
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