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#23 - uptothetop (04/05/2014) [-]
Um wait... Do I see the reflection of the text in the water?
Um wait... Do I see the reflection of the text in the water?
#266 to #23 - retloc ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
My god.
My god.
User avatar #90 to #23 - symmiie ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes.
#10 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Lady's
Lady's
User avatar #288 to #10 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
*Ladies
#62 to #10 - fzjoss (04/06/2014) [-]
*tip's fedora's*   
M'Lady's   
 ill see myself out
*tip's fedora's*
M'Lady's
ill see myself out
#44 - pandacore (04/05/2014) [-]
I once got asked if i was dating my brother.
I once got asked if i was dating my brother.
User avatar #55 to #44 - ninjahitman (04/05/2014) [-]
I've been asked if my sister was my girlfriend...
User avatar #82 to #55 - kietzu (04/06/2014) [-]
This so often that it's downright creepy.
User avatar #75 to #55 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
Same......
#105 to #44 - welliguessitsaname (04/06/2014) [-]
Well? Were you?
Well? Were you?
#110 to #105 - pandacore (04/06/2014) [-]
do i look like i'm from alabama
oh wait that's with cousins isn't it
****
#137 to #110 - sedativechunk (04/06/2014) [-]
C'mon, just admit it. You've fooled around once with your brother.
C'mon, just admit it. You've fooled around once with your brother.
User avatar #157 to #137 - pandacore (04/06/2014) [-]
i'd prefer if you didn't joke around about that topic it's kind of sensitive in my family..
User avatar #204 to #157 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
He wasn't joking
#287 to #157 - misschokesonrocks (04/06/2014) [-]
that comment just raises more questions
User avatar #34 - opisme (04/05/2014) [-]
Let's play guess what just happened to op
User avatar #169 to #34 - dyalibya (04/06/2014) [-]
He was on reddit sometime in the past 2 days
User avatar #251 to #169 - benschien (04/06/2014) [-]
Original Poster, not us reposting faggots
User avatar #205 to #34 - aTastyCooky (04/06/2014) [-]
Mandingo bukkake?

#232 to #34 - lastgentleman (04/06/2014) [-]
He slammed his dick in the door.
He slammed his dick in the door.
#240 to #34 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** What happened to op.
#273 to #34 - fukerar (04/06/2014) [-]
**fukerar rolled image** this is what happened to op
#289 to #273 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
so........ he got BURNED?
sorry
I'll see myself out, thank you
User avatar #89 to #34 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (04/06/2014) [-]
His post made the frontpage
#18 - pappathethird (04/05/2014) [-]
It is in times like these we must remember the doctor's immortal words:

'Bitches be crazy'
User avatar #121 to #18 - imnotkickthecat (04/06/2014) [-]
wait... dr dre is still alive.
User avatar #127 to #121 - YourAnalProbe (04/06/2014) [-]
It's a line from "The Real Slim Shady"

"It's the return of the... "ah wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...nothing, you idiot
Dr. Dre's dead!
He's locked in my basement (ha ha!)"
User avatar #45 to #18 - majorgeeks (04/05/2014) [-]
Is he locked in your basement though?
#47 to #45 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
he's all spaghetti
#284 to #45 - febrezethefourth (04/06/2014) [-]
I still don't understand why if you killed someone you would lock their dead body in your basement.
User avatar #291 to #284 - majorgeeks (04/06/2014) [-]
Because you have a freezer to hide the body in!
#65 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
This has happened to me twice, and I've considered myself exceptional ugly ever since.
#178 to #65 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk makes me feel like the prettiest bell at the ball. But really thanks guys, I got some good advice that I'll try to take up.
#69 to #65 - dickasaurustrex (04/06/2014) [-]
You probably are, though.
User avatar #74 to #65 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
Post pics
User avatar #96 to #79 - Mahazama (04/06/2014) [-]
Lift and every girl will be on your dick.
User avatar #100 to #96 - nyuORlucy (04/06/2014) [-]
agree thats a face that goes with broad shoulders
User avatar #80 to #79 - vatra (04/06/2014) [-]
You're like the epitome of average, you know some bitchy chicks.
#81 to #80 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
In retrospect, the second chick was insanely bitchy. But what can you do.
#85 to #81 - vatra (04/06/2014) [-]
Not hang out with people whose personalities are repulsive.
#87 to #79 - carlonord (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry fjaggot, you're far from ugly. But it doesn't help that you've got a bored expression on your face, so that's you at your middle. A good smile goes a long way!
Don't worry fjaggot, you're far from ugly. But it doesn't help that you've got a bored expression on your face, so that's you at your middle. A good smile goes a long way!
User avatar #92 to #79 - WhitePimp (04/06/2014) [-]
you look like brad pitt
#95 to #92 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
lets not get crazy now
User avatar #97 to #95 - WhitePimp (04/06/2014) [-]
its pretty damn close
User avatar #83 to #79 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
You don't look ugly to me
#84 to #83 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
Im probably not as bad as I view myself, I just have some confidence issues.
User avatar #86 to #84 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
Well for one stop hanging around ****** chicks
User avatar #180 to #84 - dornarruda (04/06/2014) [-]
um, you're ******* hot.
User avatar #246 to #180 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
caterpi, meat dornarruda. dornarruda, meet caterpi. dornarruda appears to want to get all up in that pernus. Engage in coitus immediately.
User avatar #339 to #246 - dornarruda (04/08/2014) [-]
how depressing that it didn't ******* happen. :c chimpaflimp, you sunuvabitch.
i'm taking my agressions out on you.
User avatar #112 to #79 - pandacore (04/06/2014) [-]
where's ryan lewis macklemore
#237 to #112 - frky (04/06/2014) [-]
Beat me to it.

the resemblance is strong
User avatar #111 to #79 - pandacore (04/06/2014) [-]
macklemore
#275 to #79 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Macklemore!
User avatar #241 to #79 - imalex ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
***** daymn you lookin sexy as ****

kinda like a younger macklemore
User avatar #223 to #79 - luqmanr (04/06/2014) [-]
It's probably cause you were wearing your grandma's coat
User avatar #211 to #79 - lumi (04/06/2014) [-]
I think you look pretty handsome.
If you had a trim-looking beard, it would really look great.
User avatar #165 to #79 - lickmygenitals (04/06/2014) [-]
You gave me a stiffy anyway
#141 to #79 - sedativechunk (04/06/2014) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled image** no homo, but from my standpoint you are a pretty decent looking guy. I think you need to give the dating thing another shot. Just because a couple bitches were mean doesn't mean you should give up. One thing I can tell you is to smile in your pictures. Bitches love it when you smile (and not just in photos maybe in person you give off a negative thing not smiling, I know I do)
#132 to #79 - skorchy (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah seriously, just start lifting and you're golden.
User avatar #108 to #79 - bloopzoop (04/06/2014) [-]
Plus maybe they didn't mean it that way, maybe they meant you were like a brother and a really cool friend, not necessarily ugly.
User avatar #106 to #79 - bloopzoop (04/06/2014) [-]
But yeah, I would say you're not ugly.
User avatar #103 to #79 - bloopzoop (04/06/2014) [-]
I just wanna pet the tuft of fur on your head.
#77 to #74 - caterpi (04/06/2014) [-]
if i could figure out how
User avatar #78 to #77 - rakuraimasuta (04/06/2014) [-]
Do you have a camera phone or a computer with a camera on it?
#42 - Deavas (04/05/2014) [-]
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i do know this feel
i actually really liked that girl and she always made it clear she wasnt interested that way
#203 to #42 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Then she isnt worth your time. ditch the bitch and move on to the next.
#212 to #203 - Deavas (04/06/2014) [-]
years ago mot
User avatar #68 to #42 - drizzlydre (04/06/2014) [-]
Woah, same thing's happening to me right now! What a coincidence!
A soul crushing, confidence smashing, abysmally depressing coincidence
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/05/2014) [-]
hahah silly men having feelings... don't be such a pussy
User avatar #22 to #1 - infernis (04/05/2014) [-]
how is that being a pussy?
User avatar #125 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
it's a joke
#282 to #125 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
the only joke is you furry fag
User avatar #283 to #282 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
that's not very nice ;_;
#32 to #1 - ugoboom ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
i'm not crying...
User avatar #72 to #1 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
you that guy that likes ******* animals right?
#102 to #72 - welliguessitsaname (04/06/2014) [-]
you that guy with the hellish text color right?
you that guy with the hellish text color right?
User avatar #123 to #102 - ryander (04/06/2014) [-]
i hadn't noticed he'd typed anything until you pointed it out
User avatar #314 to #102 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
hue hue
User avatar #124 to #72 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
no way how would you get an idea like that??
User avatar #313 to #124 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
cool wanna be friends sparky dude?
User avatar #315 to #313 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
sure why the hell not
#317 to #316 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
yay for new friends
#318 to #317 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
So you ever 			****		 a human? or just strictly animals?
So you ever **** a human? or just strictly animals?
User avatar #319 to #318 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
mostly humans
User avatar #320 to #319 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
I R disappoint.
User avatar #322 to #321 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought you were the animal ******* guy. I know enough about human ******* gawd.
User avatar #323 to #322 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
I never said I didn't know about that
User avatar #324 to #323 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
ok well why are you into that? you ride the furry slope all the way to straight up animals?
User avatar #325 to #324 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't know why... just find them sexy can't explain it
User avatar #326 to #325 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
That's kinda strange but each to his own a guess. You ever actually ****** an animal?
User avatar #327 to #326 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
depends on what you mean by ******
User avatar #328 to #327 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
you're a guy right?
User avatar #329 to #328 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
98.6% sure that I am a guy
User avatar #334 to #329 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
huh cool well it was nice chatting with you sparky. baka i t-totally knew that!!! i was checking to see if you knew.
User avatar #335 to #334 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
same to you ever wanna know about animal sex I'm your guy I guess
User avatar #332 to #329 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
huh. so you just like to watch them do the do?
User avatar #333 to #332 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
some times also 2.4 would equal 101%


User avatar #330 to #329 - atsshole (04/06/2014) [-]
2.4% fox. ok. so by ****** i mean you stuck you dick in an animal.
User avatar #331 to #330 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
never have never will
#94 to #1 - kanyesfishsticks (04/06/2014) [-]
Usually the "men" that don't want to admit they have feelings, are actually just insecure.
#113 to #94 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Or they're pressured in to acting like that by the sexist emasculated society that we live in.
User avatar #2 to #1 - playercz (04/05/2014) [-]
you have it easy animals dont say no
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/05/2014) [-]
animals might not be able to say no with human words but they can say now with actions, and looks, and sounds that they make.... kinda like a mute can use sigh langue to talk animals can do the same with body langue...

really anyone that ever owned a dog or cat or really any pet could see that
User avatar #4 to #3 - playercz (04/05/2014) [-]
chill dood i just wanted to make fun of you i know all that stuff
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/05/2014) [-]
ah, okay was only saying it cuz people seem to truly think animals have no way of communicating with people
User avatar #6 to #5 - playercz (04/05/2014) [-]
okay
User avatar #199 to #3 - ztron (04/06/2014) [-]
So let me get this straight, biebermcswagpants trolls and gets green thumbs out the orifices out of the fear that he'll reach -400, yet sparky says you can sort of tell the **** an animal wants and he gets red thumbs because "lol gross he beats it to weird **** I've never done that in my entire internet history derp herp". Come on funnyjunk, I love you guys but jesus.
User avatar #201 to #199 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
I guess that's just the way it is... not much we can do about it.
#196 - legitpedobear (04/06/2014) [-]
This is a good point and everything, but do you really want to take advice from somebody who can't spell "ladies?"
This is a good point and everything, but do you really want to take advice from somebody who can't spell "ladies?"
#259 to #196 - Overlegion (04/06/2014) [-]
I mean like the Y was somewhat forgivable... but the apostrophe? What the actual **** .
#130 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
As a lady I can confirm that I don't do this, and any nice, decent, respectable woman in this situation would handle it nicely.

Ladies who do this. **** you. With something hard and sandpapery.

Reacting this way is not only rude to the guy you're with, but also extremely immature. If a person asks you this question politely the least you could do is answer in the same manner with respect. When this happens I just tell the person "Nah, so-and-so is just a good friend friend of mine" and I'd let my guy friend do the rest of the introduction.

Like a normal human being.
User avatar #167 to #130 - immortaldragonfire (04/06/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up.
#220 to #130 - darthblam ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Good for you?
Good for you?
User avatar #133 to #130 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
mr.duck is a lady? b-but you are a mister and a duck
#197 to #146 - enteroreninenine (04/06/2014) [-]
1 hour and no comment calling you a 			******		   
What the 			****		 is happening
1 hour and no comment calling you a ******
What the **** is happening
User avatar #147 to #146 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
nice face wanna see mine?
User avatar #150 to #147 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
Sure
#185 to #155 - landerp (04/06/2014) [-]
I hope that's the first and last time you ever put that fedora on your head.
#187 to #185 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
you can't stop me!!
User avatar #249 to #187 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
This is how he protects his virginity.
#264 to #249 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
thanks but I got a wife
User avatar #190 to #187 - landerp (04/06/2014) [-]
No, I cannot. At least as long as I don't have my own duct tape sword.
User avatar #191 to #190 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
the bigger it grows the stronger it gets!!!
#221 to #155 - darthblam ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Fedora AND a Guy Fawkes mask?
Really, man? And you're showing off a ******* GoW cog like it's bling?

Jesus **** .

And a chick getting thumbs practically just for being a chick above

This thread went to hell fast.
User avatar #163 to #155 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
Where'd you get that mask?
#168 to #163 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
you mean where I got this sword
User avatar #170 to #168 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
H-how?
User avatar #171 to #170 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
I made them both
User avatar #172 to #171 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
With?
User avatar #173 to #172 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
duct tape... a lot... of... ******* ...duct tape, 5-6 rolls worth and $27 project and card bored
User avatar #176 to #173 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
Kudos to you. I tried to make a diamond pickaxe and failed miserably. I stick to headbands and laterns.
User avatar #177 to #176 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
pstt I also like pinkie pie
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User avatar #136 to #133 - drewshadow (04/06/2014) [-]
There is no . after Mr and could mean something else
User avatar #139 to #136 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
or magical roll duck
User avatar #138 to #136 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
mage roller duck
User avatar #142 to #138 - drewshadow (04/06/2014) [-]
MaximumRadicalDuck
User avatar #159 to #142 - MrDuck (04/06/2014) [-]
I like this
User avatar #145 to #142 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
MaximumRaciestDuck
User avatar #151 to #145 - drewshadow (04/06/2014) [-]
MyRacistDuck
User avatar #158 to #151 - acemcgunner (04/06/2014) [-]
MiniRacerDuck
#160 - CaptainCanada (04/06/2014) [-]
Mfw lady's not ladies




sorry
User avatar #250 to #160 - askafj (04/06/2014) [-]
no I'm sorry
User avatar #46 - tocuhymjnuk (04/05/2014) [-]
i did the reverse of this and now she avoids me. it hurts both ways.
#9 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you so much for pointing this out, because, surely, this is not common knowledge.
User avatar #263 to #9 - chrispoot (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes, you would assume so by first thought, that this is common knowledge.
BUT, one thing you forget. 90% Of girls these days don't have the intelligence and awareness to think how others feel.
Let's take the situation OP mentions, 2 girls, 1 guy ( Friend of one Girl 1)
Girl 2 asks " Oh hey are you two dating? "
Girl 1 replies " Eww no, we're just friends " >Emotional critical applied to the guy.
Then they just keep going about their day, while Girl 1 don't give ONE afterthought about how that made the guy feel, they are simply too stupid.

TL;DR 90% of girls don't have the logic to comprehend the proccess of thinking how others may feel other than themselves
#27 to #9 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Shut your privileged mouth

It really isn't
User avatar #252 to #27 - chimpaflimp (04/06/2014) [-]
"priveleged". Is Tumblr migrating or something?
#192 - iamstoopid (04/06/2014) [-]
why even be friends with the person if they disgust you that much? that theyre just eww to you
User avatar #179 - Zombiefried (04/06/2014) [-]
I've been in that situation. Tried to explain to her why that pissed me off. Good thing we weren't actually dating. Bitch was dumber than a rock.
+14
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User avatar #25 to #12 - Anonomousthirteen (04/05/2014) [-]
This is exactly the reason I do.
Gives me an actual excuse to insult them.
+4
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#119 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Someone suggests she's dating me   
   
Spontaneously soaks herself in gasoline and lights a match.
Someone suggests she's dating me

Spontaneously soaks herself in gasoline and lights a match.
#91 - Penn (04/06/2014) [-]
"Ew No"?

What are we, 13?
#40 - thehardstudynot (04/05/2014) [-]
Lady's
Lady's
#292 to #40 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
exact clone of #10
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