Act my age?. . Act my age? What the is that, "act my age"? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as . It will still drown your ass with vigor." the grea
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Act my age?

Act my age?
What the **** is that, "act my age"?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as **** .
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
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User avatar #2 - tipjar (07/27/2014) [-]
There's a saying in England
"Act your age not your shoe size"
I was 10, shoe size 11
My teacher gave me a detention for pointing it out
I was a 10 year old freak
User avatar #21 to #2 - magicalpony (07/27/2014) [-]
i know how you feel
#3 to #2 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
I have shoe size 39 when i was 10
#49 to #3 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
Why do people thumb that down? My shoesize was genuinly 39 when i was ten...
#31 to #3 - asmodiax (07/27/2014) [-]
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#42 to #31 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #50 to #42 - asmodiax (07/27/2014) [-]
your grammar
#51 to #50 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
Oi... It's 2 letters and a capitalazion from being perfect.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tipjar (07/27/2014) [-]
Well, the UK sizes are different than other European or American, our way is pretty retarded but w/e
#5 to #4 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
The fact that we still don't have a universal shoe and clothing sieze measurement in EU, is ******* retarded.

User avatar #6 to #5 - tipjar (07/27/2014) [-]
I totally agree
#7 to #6 - shadowgandalf (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't know how bad it is in UK, but here in DK, we have clothing shops, which are owned by foreign companies. Which mean, that in my own hometown, of less than fifty thousand people, have to know atleast 3 different measurements QQ
User avatar #8 to #7 - tipjar (07/27/2014) [-]
We only have to know the one over here at the moment, but with the amount of immigration I wouldn't be surprised if we had to have more soon, which is gonna suck
User avatar #10 to #4 - meganinja ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Actually the strangest thing is that American shoe sizes are almost the same as UK shoe sizes for once.

Almost.
User avatar #22 to #10 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
US men's shoe size is based on how many inches long their foot is.
User avatar #52 to #22 - meganinja ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe but the sizes are almost the same.
User avatar #15 to #2 - mewxchii (07/27/2014) [-]
She gave you detention because her logic was flawed.

Makes sense.
#47 to #15 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
Because schools operate by the ******** rule of "the teacher is always right."

It's part of conditioning kids to not question authority.
#41 to #15 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
that is how the school system works. welcome to reality
#1 - anon (07/26/2014) [-]
hated the saying "youre as young as you feel or age is just anmber" if thats the case how come dating teenagers is bad or why cant we be athletic as in our 20s
User avatar #12 - saltyfries (07/27/2014) [-]
blink-182 - What's My Age Again?
#13 to #12 - deadmansdope ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
**deadmansdope rolls 47**
User avatar #17 to #12 - aquaekk (07/27/2014) [-]
**aquaekk rolls 136** blink
User avatar #18 to #17 - aquaekk (07/27/2014) [-]
**aquaekk rolls 71** add this
#19 to #18 - aquaekk (07/27/2014) [-]
I tried.
#29 to #19 - asmodiax (07/27/2014) [-]
**asmodiax rolls 60**
**asmodiax rolls 60**
#20 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/27/2014) [-]
What's my age again?
User avatar #26 to #20 - hashtronaut (07/27/2014) [-]
i met a girl... on the internet..

DZK - What's Your Age Again? (Haley's Song)
#38 to #20 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
I miss the golden days of blink. Watching Tom live now is just sad..
#36 to #20 - peejay (07/27/2014) [-]
just finished playing that song on rocksmith
#24 to #20 - ohemgeezus (07/27/2014) [-]
apparently 21, glad I could be of assistance, no need to thank me.
User avatar #35 to #24 - chevelleguy (07/27/2014) [-]
>Implying that no one lies about their age on the internet.
#37 to #35 - ohemgeezus (07/27/2014) [-]
"apparently 21"

get your weak **** outta here, nerd
#48 to #24 - ohemgeezus (07/27/2014) [-]
I actually don't understand why I'm getting so many thumbs for this. This may have been the most retarded joke I made.
#25 - removekimchi (07/27/2014) [-]
the ocean isn't a person with responsibility though
#39 to #25 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
It's the responsibility of the ocean to drown your ass with vigor.
User avatar #40 - minorian (07/27/2014) [-]
It means that you should probably act with the maturity that your age should come with. How that saying was twisted could be compared to if I said; ""an eye for an eye" wtf is that? Who wants an eye anyway?" It only shows lack of understanding.
#34 - gibroner ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
except the ocean is inanimate mass of water it doesn't have sentience it can't learn what is and isn't appropriate behavior through experience you're just an immature **** stick
User avatar #11 - asmodeu (07/27/2014) [-]
Being old does not have to mean you are a useless, funless prune. I've seen old people have a much better social life than myself (although that's a bad example because 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000001 is still greater than 0).
#27 - itumblr (07/27/2014) [-]
did anyone else catch the rape reference?
#32 to #27 - kanaka (07/27/2014) [-]
i see your game
i see your game
#46 to #27 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes.

YOU are the rape reference.
User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (07/27/2014) [-]
act my age? ***** i have autism and psychologicalyl i'm still fourteen.
**** acting my 20-year-old age. being a grown-up is boring as ****
User avatar #16 - byobgraffpro (07/27/2014) [-]
usually when people say that youre acting like a child. irrational behavior, immature responses, short sighted thinking, and this post kinda proves their point
#45 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#44 - uneedzrehab (07/27/2014) [-]
How can i act my age i've only been this age once.
#33 - lewiskinnaird (07/27/2014) [-]
**lewiskinnaird rolled image** How I act.
User avatar #28 - beerbeerbeer (07/27/2014) [-]
I don't need to act my age, I can do it automatically. Acting half my age is the trick.
#23 - anon (07/27/2014) [-]
But the ocean is ...well an ocean - not a person?
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