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User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
"Hey, come out, Dinner's ready!"
"Awesome mom, I'm really hungry s-...there's not even any food here"
"WELL **** , CAN YOU GIVE ME 5 MINUETS?!?!?"

Every day. 17 god damn years of this ******** .
User avatar #44 to #23 - amusingusername (08/17/2014) [-]
Then when you are late 5 minutes and errybody starts yelling at you for never doing things on time.
#28 to #23 - vladimirtepes (08/17/2014) [-]
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: "Yes?"
Mom: *silence*
Me: "What do you want, woman?"
Mom: *silence*
Me: *Goes back to playing game*
Mom: *Calls my name* "Nobody listens to me."
#1 - robdabob ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #1 - delphine (08/17/2014) [-]
Haha, I have a group of students in my class who are Muslim and they say this all the time. Is it weird that I read "Absolutely haram" in an eight-year-old's voice?
#3 to #1 - critizer (08/16/2014) [-]
may i have the source for this ? no ******** pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - purealterego (08/16/2014) [-]
darude - sandstorm
#6 to #3 - John Cena (08/16/2014) [-]
boku no pico
#11 to #6 - critizer (08/16/2014) [-]
you´re one ******* comedic genius aren´t you
#5 - include (08/16/2014) [-]
"you never help around the house."
"you never help around the house."
User avatar #15 - axeul (08/17/2014) [-]
Or she's complaining for a while and then you eventually leave the room and do your own thing but you can still hear her complaining from another room.
#18 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
my mom is exactly the opposite, I'm the child so I have to do all the work. If she cooks dinner I have to clean the kitchen and put the food away because "omg I bought the food and cooked it, it's the least you can do". When I cook "well you made the mess so you clean it."

Just yesterday she chopped up vegetables to put in her salad, left them all half cut on the counter with veggie juice everywhere cutting board and knife still on the counter. Then called me downstairs an hour later asking why I didn't clean it up.

Maybe cause I didn't ******* make the mess?
#24 to #18 - gtfomylawnbish (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm a father of of 3 one of which is a teenager, so I'm saying this from an adult point of view. Your mom is a cunt, and isn't trying to teach you anything but how to be a slave. **** that. There's nothing you can do to change this, but remember when you have kids to be more kind to them.
#46 to #24 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
If your daughter had a boyfriend, would you let him "Visit and sleep" in your home 6 days a week? 28 years old, and jobless?
#42 to #24 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
sorry for ranting but what pisses me off the most is when I cook and ask if she wants some before hand and she says no but when I finish cooking, eat and a couple hours later come back downstairs for more it's all gone because she ate it. Then she gets all pissy because I didn't make more.
#41 to #24 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
she's the laziest thing possible. she'll eat on the couch and drop off her plates/dishes on the counter in front of the fridge but wont take 10 more steps to take it to the trashcan. If she doesn't "feel like it" then I have to fold her laundry and what's ******* worse is she'll pile of the sink full of dishes while I'm upstairs or gone at a friends house the complain when I get back as to why they haven't been washed.
User avatar #29 - garymotherfingoak (08/17/2014) [-]
******* this, 1/2 the time i get guilt tripped out the ass whenever i make a small mistake that has to do with the house or school.
User avatar #31 - dancingdoggy (08/17/2014) [-]
My mom and I are going to a function together. We're eating breakfast together, and I finish first. I go to clean up the mess from cooking and my plates, and she tells me to go away, not to clean up while she's eating so she doesn't feel rushed.

10 minutes later, I'm getting yelled at about how we're going to be late because I haven't cleaned the kitchen yet. *sigh*
#52 - nurucio (08/17/2014) [-]
Ugh this happens with my mom. Around 6:30 pm, when it's starting to get to the time when we eat dinner, I go to my mom "what's for dinner and do you need any help?" Most of the time she says no. Then she's on the phone with my older sister (who moved out) and says "ALL THEY DO IS ASK ME WHAT'S FOR DINNER AND NONE OF THEM EVER HELP ME". She does this all the time.
Ugh this happens with my mom. Around 6:30 pm, when it's starting to get to the time when we eat dinner, I go to my mom "what's for dinner and do you need any help?" Most of the time she says no. Then she's on the phone with my older sister (who moved out) and says "ALL THEY DO IS ASK ME WHAT'S FOR DINNER AND NONE OF THEM EVER HELP ME". She does this all the time.
#59 to #52 - baloothebear (08/17/2014) [-]
I dont know about your relationship to your mother but if it was my mother and I heard her talk **** like that i would get pretty offended. I would probably go in and explain to her in a calm voice how what she is doing is ******* assholish behavior since I ask her if she needs help everyday and she portraits me as a lazy slob who never helps out.
User avatar #61 to #59 - nurucio (08/17/2014) [-]
It's just her thing. No matter what you say or do her description of you depends on her mood. If she's in a bad mood (which she usually is) she says everyone is useless and no one helps her, and good mood she occasionally gives us credit for when we do something nice. It's the way she is, and no protest will ever change her.
If it counts for anything, I'm saving up what little money I have to get the hell out of here. Between her attitude and her dog that attacked me, I just want to gtfo asap.
User avatar #62 to #61 - baloothebear (08/17/2014) [-]
i hear you bro. i started treating family members like i treat friends years ago. If they are being assholes and unpleasant i don't want to have anything to do with them. There is no reason why i should endure an asshole just because we are related by blood.
Equality bitch
no special treatment. if you are my brother and do something that i would punch a friend in the face for. well you ain't getting any special treatment.
Good luck on the getting the **** out thing ^^ trying to move out myself at the moment. should be gone by mid September
#51 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous and my grandma's house**
Me : Is there anything you need me to help?
Grandma : No.
*falls asleep and gets woken up by my parents coming back*
Grandnma : Omg, your son only knows how to sleep! I have to cook, clean etc etc

Whaaat
#40 - tffan (08/17/2014) [-]
That is my dad on so many levels.
"Hey Dad can I help with the gardening?" "No I got it."
"Hey Dad I'm going to wash the cars." "It's okay, I got it."
"Need help with the dishes?" "No I got it."
"Need help with chores?" "No I got it."
"I'm going to buy our groceries." "No I got it."

Dad: "You don't do anything around this house besides sit on your ass!"
#39 - kingabdul (08/17/2014) [-]
why mom

why
User avatar #38 - assdoreponyfucker (08/17/2014) [-]
as a middle eastern this is very true
#47 to #38 - thebeatlesfan (08/17/2014) [-]
Amen my brother from another Middle Eastern mother
#54 to #38 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
Isn't that guy from Pakistan which is not part of the Mid-east.
User avatar #34 - delphine (08/17/2014) [-]
My mom does this all the time! I think it's because

1. She wants us to help her without asking... to prove that we care.
2. She has a heroic martyr complex
User avatar #35 to #34 - sugoi (08/17/2014) [-]
She wants to die and have her death become the symbol of a revolution?
User avatar #37 to #35 - delphine (08/17/2014) [-]
Lol it's a borderline personality disorder... "Besides being the eternal victim, many BPDs will strive to be seen as heroes, defenders of the truth and the weak." She does not accept help because then she cannot play a victim who is suffering for others.
User avatar #16 - slendermanspenis (08/17/2014) [-]
Dude the reason why mother's say this is because they don't want you to ask they want you to just do it if you think they need help.. If I just went up to my mum while she was washing the dishes and helped she wouldn't complain and thank me. But if I do ask her and she says no she does this..
#43 to #16 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
That kind of behaviour is complete ******** , and they should ask if they need help.
User avatar #49 to #43 - cumbersome (08/17/2014) [-]
No one acts 100% logically all the time, she may not even realize she's doing it
User avatar #20 - itumblr (08/17/2014) [-]
do woman muzzlies blow **** up too
#33 to #20 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, some of them, sure. Just like some female crackers, ******* , etc. Law of probability and all.
User avatar #12 - bigboyblue (08/16/2014) [-]
I was expecting him to walk away and she suicide-bombs the kitchen.

I think I've been here too long.
#53 to #12 - imalex (08/17/2014) [-]
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#19 to #12 - lolzordz (08/17/2014) [-]
if thats really what you expected youre a ******* retard
#14 to #12 - John Cena (08/16/2014) [-]
no ur just a racist
#25 to #14 - gtfomylawnbish (08/17/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**   
   
mfw you dumb mother 			*******		 don't realize Muslim isn't a race.
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

mfw you dumb mother ******* don't realize Muslim isn't a race.
#30 to #25 - evictedone ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Nice roll! Hat's off to you, sir.
User avatar #17 to #14 - liberalgodess (08/17/2014) [-]
u'r **
#27 to #14 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
most of fj is closet private racists who only bring it out in the comfort and anonymity of the internet.
User avatar #50 - rogaa ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
This only happens to Arab parents. I can confirm this because I am Tunisian. No one else
White people don't complain thanks

jk fj pls dont rape me
#55 - John Cena (08/17/2014) [-]
what is the terrorist doing in the kitchen?
User avatar #56 to #55 - thunderkrux (08/17/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you it has something to with explosive diaherria
#8 - John Cena (08/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** so your mum is a terrorist?
#13 to #8 - John Cena (08/16/2014) [-]
le muzlim terrorist jkzz xDD
#2 - thebef (08/16/2014) [-]
You're supposed to know what you might be able to help with, then do it.
User avatar #26 to #2 - DrAlt (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, my Mom got sick and couldn't move her right hand.

I try to do something for her and she's like "I'm independent, let me do it myself."

I don't try and do something for her and she's like "Hey, I'm impaired, come downstairs and help me."

It drove me nuts for weeks!
#7 to #2 - riayl ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
THEN JUST ASK US FOR HELP

Seriously, most men will gladly help if asked to, but we assume your fine if you don't ask for help.

If you want help you'll get it, we're not mind readers and we don't spend every second looking after your every need.
User avatar #9 to #7 - nefarian (08/16/2014) [-]
Unless you're Asian, of course
#21 to #7 - hazenberdan (08/17/2014) [-]
This. A thousand times this. If you want a man's help just ask them, **** I sit around doing mostly nothing all day BECAUSE no one comes and says "Hazen come help me do [X task]" I don't even need paid to do **** ,I live in this house,and I will help my family and the occupants. ..Not that I'd complain if someone wanted to slip a 20 my way for helping them with something.
#10 to #7 - thebef (08/16/2014) [-]
Bitches will be bitches..

dunno why ppl are hating on my comment tho
#22 to #10 - hazenberdan (08/17/2014) [-]
Probably the spelling. That or they can't pick up on sarcasm.
Probably the spelling. That or they can't pick up on sarcasm.
#60 to #22 - thebef (08/17/2014) [-]
I don't see what's wrong with my spelling.. Atleast not the comment that got almost a hunnit down thumbs.
User avatar #57 to #7 - Garblestickleshlop (08/17/2014) [-]
This isn't a women vs. men thing, it's a whiny bitch thing. This happens to me all the time when I ask my mom or grandma if they need help and I'm a girl. It's something women (and some men) do when they feel like bitching about stuff but have nothing to bitch about. "thebef's" comment is just an excuse that people who do this use so it seems like they aren't just grasping at straws.
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