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Submitted: 06/13/2014
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#14 - MrShaggy (06/13/2014) [-]
OP is a faggot.
OP is a faggot.
#25 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Did ya?? I told my best friend I was gay, the only thing he said after a moment of silence was, "So I'm the best looking guy you know right?" I love that bastard.
User avatar #9 - theclaymore (06/13/2014) [-]
When I was 16 I told my dad I was a lesbian while going to McDonald's. All he said was "good, you can't get pregnant" and kept driving. That burger tasted that much better ^^
User avatar #8 - metalheadtildeath (06/13/2014) [-]
sort of a coming out story? but not really. any way, moved, switched schools. after awhile, meet cool as **** guy, named matt. he is one KICK ASS guy to have around. after like 2 weeks, he just, out of the blue "dude, i'm gay" "k? pass the chips bro" (no, he wasn't hitting on me, and everyone he knew either ripped on him for being gay, or just ignored him) he seemed confused for a bit. "does that bother you?" "yes it bothers me! share the damned doritos!" "no dude, i mean the fact that i'm gay" "dude, do i have to take those damn things from you or what?" any way, week or 2 passes. walks up to me at school, flips out his zune, like "hey, look at my background and ask me about it" flips it out. any way, i see it, and ask "yo, what hentai was that?" "uh..." "come on man, don't hold out on me!" "you mean my background?" "YES i mean your background! what was it?" "it's two guys..." i just stare at him for a second. "you really don't care that i'm gay, do you? "not in the slightest. now, title??" " **** if i know, i just use it to make people feel uncomfortable!" and we both laughed like morons. miss that guy, kind of.
User avatar #5 - metacobalion (06/13/2014) [-]
That's pretty gay OP no seriously good for you
#16 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
*Knew
#38 - marmiteistasty (06/13/2014) [-]
hope this turns into a bootycall for you, op
User avatar #32 - bakinboy (06/13/2014) [-]
your friends probably knew you were gay before you did
#28 - kristofe (06/13/2014) [-]
im not personally gay but my preacher in arkansas at a southern baptist church came out as gay in the middle of a sermon and half of the church applauded him and the older people in the church ran him out of town but he is doing good now
#11 - collegerus (06/13/2014) [-]
Everyone was supportive or already knew, except my parents: literally the most oblivious people on the planet. When I told my family, I witnessed my dad cry for the first time ever in my life. Two years later after frustration and depression, I learned that he cried because of what I would have to face instead of who I was. Still ****** me up for a long time.
#10 - firehippie (06/13/2014) [-]
when I told my friends that I like men most of them didn't and still don't believe me because of how my personality is not flamboyant in anyway .  so nothing really changed, and for the ones that did believe me they didn't really care. so win win
when I told my friends that I like men most of them didn't and still don't believe me because of how my personality is not flamboyant in anyway . so nothing really changed, and for the ones that did believe me they didn't really care. so win win
User avatar #22 - ishallsmiteyou (06/13/2014) [-]
I remember coming out to my dads as being straight, it was the hardest thing I've ever done...
User avatar #24 to #22 - whichever (06/13/2014) [-]
>it was the hardest thing I've ever done...
User avatar #41 to #24 - bladeguy (06/13/2014) [-]
Not the hardest things both his dads have ever done, however.
#19 - doktorwhat (06/13/2014) [-]
OP is a faget!
User avatar #27 to #19 - thebobinito (06/13/2014) [-]
OMG EVERYONE GIVE HIM 100+ THUMBS!!!!!!!
#18 - slackerbro (06/13/2014) [-]
Goddamn, you're actually a native speaker and still can't spell for **** .
You're getting the thumbs down just for that. And for telling boring and pointless stories.
#20 to #18 - doktorwhat (06/13/2014) [-]
He's from Texas. Give him a break.
User avatar #48 - levelninetynine (06/14/2014) [-]
A long time ago I tried some things. I sucked a dick and took it in the ass to be more specific. I had that hidden away for ten years until I told the girl I was dating . She thought it was going to be funny tell everyone. I'm always the joke of the party.
User avatar #47 - imnotthere (06/14/2014) [-]
you should **** him
#46 - Bforbacon (06/14/2014) [-]
So did he come out seconds later, and then you both started doing the twin-hanger tango?
So did he come out seconds later, and then you both started doing the twin-hanger tango?
User avatar #45 - nylak (06/14/2014) [-]
I wish I had an interesting coming out story. It was kind of a weird process.

You'll find that you never really "come out" once, though. Every time you meet someone new, you have to "come out." Every time you start a new job, you have to "come out." It's not like once you're ready to be open with it, you start wearing a giant sign around your neck that reads, "I'M GAY! Let's get that out of the way!" Every time you make a new acquaintance, there is that point where you mention your partner casually in conversation, not thinking of it, and you've just "come out" again. It's obnoxious. Welcome to it.

...Sorry, off-topic rant.


I've literally gotten with all of my past girlfriends due to alcohol, two of them were due to the initial "coming out" moment, because girls be sluts like that. Fortunately the latest one has been my best friend for 12 years and we've been going strong relationship-wise for 3+, so, I guess sometimes it works out.
User avatar #44 - reaversoulstealer (06/14/2014) [-]
I accidentally confessed to my best friend on the FJ advice board. The irl talk afterwards was hella awkward.


Congrats btw.
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