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#14 - malinko (07/30/2014) [-]
**malinko rolled image** security guards face during strip search.
#27 to #14 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
before i saw her, i thought german girls were ugly
User avatar #29 to #27 - seras (07/30/2014) [-]
Then you've never been to germany.
#40 to #29 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
there are beautiful women everywhere
unfortunatly
same goes for the ugly ones...
User avatar #77 to #27 - amuter ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Their language is ugly, their girls are not.
#17 - Temperance (07/30/2014) [-]
Educate yourselves...this dude's Sikh
#102 to #17 - stalini (07/30/2014) [-]
and sikhs are indians.
User avatar #103 to #17 - lean (07/30/2014) [-]
what difference does that make?
www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27732780
#113 to #103 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, a clash with no dead and a few injured, that totally means they are just as bad as terrorists who kill thousands in one attack. Sikhism is one of the most peaceful religions in the world, the first 9 gurus taught values of equality of gender (500 years before the west) equality and brotherhood of all mankind regardless of religion or ethnicity/race (450 years before the west started and that was only certain groups at first), and killing or warfare only in self defense and without taking any land or money or anything in wars, the only purpose of a war should be reaching the end without death of civilians or prisoners etc. The enlightened group that it is is a good lesson for Christians of the west who have piled up bodies in the millions while Sikhism radicals have counted probably 50 dead (Including the fact that Sikhism is unlike Christianity or Islam which allow killing in certain circumstances), they were massacred by the mughals and the British killed 2000 of women and kids
User avatar #89 to #17 - dummerbaztard (07/30/2014) [-]
Why should I care for different versions of sand ******* ?
#20 to #17 - hellol (07/30/2014) [-]
Larger
User avatar #31 to #17 - rodm (07/30/2014) [-]
Then take him to a hospital, asshole.
#50 to #31 - norkas (07/30/2014) [-]
does anyone have to image that says "hey carlos wanna cool it with the puns over there"
#54 to #50 - camzore (07/30/2014) [-]
I have it, but it isn't very cool Sorry not sorry
#111 to #54 - norkas (07/30/2014) [-]
you da reel mvp
#53 - neonbrony (07/30/2014) [-]
Good to see Zimmerman is continuing to serve his country
#82 to #53 - derpination (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't flimflam the zimzam
#34 - kaboomz (07/30/2014) [-]
"randomly"
#1 - xmnissonfuuu (07/29/2014) [-]
You should be always selected. No ******** .
User avatar #56 to #1 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
But black people are AWESOME in europe.
User avatar #88 to #56 - dummerbaztard (07/30/2014) [-]
Unfortunately they are not, especially not sand ******* since all they can do is exploit and destroy everything good and be aggressive about everything.
User avatar #92 to #88 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
I was more talking about black people coming from africa. Everyone I've met so far is bloody awesome.

But hey, that might only be germany.
User avatar #97 to #92 - dummerbaztard (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm from Germany too
User avatar #98 to #97 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
**** , am I the only one who only met cool black guys?
User avatar #65 to #56 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
Well **** me for having an opinion.
User avatar #72 to #65 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2014) [-]
And **** you people. Seriously.
#78 to #72 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
keep digging that hole bro
#28 to #1 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
to be fair migrants from pakistan turkey,morrocco,africa etc have been coming to europe since the 60s and have been attacked killed and discriminated against since they arrived. People were really xenophobic then, you dont think their kids growing up are gonna rebel and mess with the majority.
hell look up "paki bashing" that was a thing among skinheads in uk back then.\
ANd be honest you never heard of muslims until 911
#35 to #28 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
>migrants have been attacked, killled and discriminated against
>you've never heard of migrants before 911

Well aren't you a clever one.
#22 to #1 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
yeah, jews are ******* awful
#8 to #1 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
idiot...
User avatar #4 to #1 - katarinaismywaifu (07/29/2014) [-]
He's not a Muslim tho
#36 to #4 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
He's fully Sikh, bro!
User avatar #90 to #36 - bustalimes (07/30/2014) [-]
Who the **** is that guy?
User avatar #16 to #4 - fistoftheaxis (07/30/2014) [-]
Wow, a relevant comment from katarinaismywaifu?
#9 - magicexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
**magicexplain rolled image** Stereotypical looking jihad man I CHOOSE YOU!
User avatar #13 to #9 - magicexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
Can't tell if good or bad roll ... futurama.jpegleg
#49 to #9 - pulluspardus (07/30/2014) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled image** i tip my Jihadora, m'lady
User avatar #23 - jokekill (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm usually intolerant of religious people but this guy is Sikh, they're lovely people. Their churches give out free food on saturdays to anyone. It's usually vegan food but they're very friendly, peaceful people otherwise.
User avatar #93 to #23 - ugottanked (07/30/2014) [-]
They do sound nice.
User avatar #94 to #23 - axeul (07/30/2014) [-]
On saturday? You can just go into any gurdwara (Sikh temple) on any day and get food. They serve food everyday for people who come though there is a lot more food during weekends.
#48 to #23 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** If you had said that you hate atheists, you would have been thumbed down. That's a trait of FunnyJunk that I wish would go away.
User avatar #105 to #48 - sharklazers (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't see why you got thumbed down, I agree with you. Hate the comment, not the person (or vice versa)
#106 to #105 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Most the people that thumbed me down would thumb me down no matter what I said. That's just what they do.
#108 to #106 - sharklazers (07/30/2014) [-]
**sharklazers rolled image**
User avatar #107 to #106 - sharklazers (07/30/2014) [-]
i am retarded Yeah, I dont like you that much because sometimes you're a dick but sometimes agree with you
#109 to #107 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't like you because you're a whiny little bitch.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sharklazers (07/30/2014) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree
#59 to #48 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I want to thumb you up for the picture roll, but holy **** you're a cunt.
User avatar #66 to #59 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
yeah........ he does that sometimes. don't worry, he's just an ass because he's a fat bastard and hates the world for being better than him.
User avatar #112 to #48 - jokekill (07/31/2014) [-]
i don't hate anybody
User avatar #64 to #48 - plumpbooty (07/30/2014) [-]
The first time I've seen my comment rolled... thank you Orc.
User avatar #57 to #48 - letim (07/30/2014) [-]
i call ******** on your statement, if you say you are "usually intolerant of atheist but this time you like what this atheist did, you would not get thumbs down...
also if he only would have said, i am intolerant of religious people **** em al, he would have gotten thumbs down...
what he said shows that he is learning that there is no black and white so its positive, thats why he is getting thumbs up...

At least thats what i think i could be wrong.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sundizzle ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Vegetarian* not vegan. There is plenty of dairy.
Source: I'm a Sikh
User avatar #25 to #24 - jokekill (07/30/2014) [-]
Vegan is easier to spell
User avatar #60 to #25 - camslayer (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes but its ******* WRONG.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sundizzle ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I guess???
#38 - liberalgodess (07/30/2014) [-]
If foreigners and religious fanatics are more likely to commit acts of terror, it's perfectly reasonable to focus our searches on them.
If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

Hillary Clinton 2016
User avatar #67 to #38 - codyxvasco (07/30/2014) [-]
What if I have legal things I'd like to hide?
User avatar #104 to #67 - liberalgodess (07/30/2014) [-]
why would you hide something legal?
#42 to #38 - swagbot ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Have i lost my sense of humor...

... or are you serious?


Please don't be serious...
#47 to #42 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** It's a troll. You can tell by the name and comments. www.funnyjunk.com/Rethink+Homelessness/funny-pictures/5238236/34#34
I'm pretty sure I'm right.
User avatar #44 to #38 - feelythefeel (07/30/2014) [-]
But everyone has something to hide. It's just rarely worth "complimentary full body massages" and "free search history backups" is all.
User avatar #58 to #38 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Then don't call it "random selection".

Be honest about it.
#69 to #58 - endospore (07/30/2014) [-]
If you call it 'racial profiling,' then the liberals will get it banned.
User avatar #71 to #69 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Very possibly, but lying when we all know the truth insults our intelligence and makes us all look like idiots to every other country.
#79 to #71 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Sometimes it's necessary to lie so that others will not twist the truth you want to say to the point that others will not listen (propaganda)
User avatar #86 to #79 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
so it's necessary to propagandize to prevent propaganda?

What're you, high?
#5 - tannerninja (07/29/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled image** No **** you are about to be selected, you are taking a selfie at a security checkpoint in an airport!
#10 to #5 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** You're lame
**anonymous rolled image** You're lame
#11 to #10 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I must kill myself now
#12 to #11 - tannerninja (07/30/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled image**  Agreed you should
**tannerninja rolled image** Agreed you should
#18 - Thevaultboy (07/30/2014) [-]
**Thevaultboy rolled image** why i get selected
User avatar #85 - darksideofthebeast (07/30/2014) [-]
"randomly"

Trust would be nice, people.
#70 - MrDeadiron (07/30/2014) [-]
It looks like he glued pubes to his face.  When you have facial hair like that you need to shave.
It looks like he glued pubes to his face. When you have facial hair like that you need to shave.
User avatar #75 to #70 - doctorstein (07/30/2014) [-]
It's against his religion, d00d.
User avatar #76 to #75 - MrDeadiron (07/30/2014) [-]
Well murder is against mine, but that doesn't stop me.
#2 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm white and have been "randomly selected" for additional screening more than once so stop your bellyaching and don't play your race or religion card with me!
#37 to #2 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
it's called a joke.
User avatar #3 to #2 - huszti (07/29/2014) [-]
maybe you look like a whigger
#6 to #3 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Its wigger
#41 - swagbot ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
> TSA hasn't stopped a single terror plot. Huge inconvenience. Nazi-Esque. Unconstitutional.

> State/Local/Private (Private Airports? What a ******* idea!!) airports can / should be able to make whatever damn rules they want, even 'racist rules'. Don't like it? Defund the airport, boycott it, move out.

> Having said that.... State/Local wouldn't be 'rasict', just screening 'Towel-Heads'. Why?

1) Not Effective - behavioral profiling and hard Law Enforcement pre-intelligence is much more effective.
2) Fear of Middle-Easterners-blowing-up-planes is 9/11 hysteria fabricated ******** .


Layers and Layers and Layers and Layers of tasty ******** .
Peel 'em back, and there are simple, just, honest solutions.
User avatar #68 to #41 - codyxvasco (07/30/2014) [-]
Wouldn't Middle-Eastern terrorists try to dress like an American anyway?
#55 - maxsexington (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't see any more twin towers falling. You're welcome everyone
#73 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I hope he does. He's a filthy Muslim who is most likely a terrorist. Even if he isn't a terrorist now though he's still a Muslim and therefore the scum of Earth. Islam is a plague and needs to be eradicated before it's too late. They're like locusts slowly destroying every country they come across before moving on to the next (See: Europe).
#80 to #73 - derpination (07/30/2014) [-]
If he's a muslim, why is he wearing a turban?
#91 to #80 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
They're all the same.
User avatar #83 to #80 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
What if he just washed his hair in a public toilet and put a towel over it?
#84 to #83 - derpination (07/30/2014) [-]
Then he'd be a towelhead
User avatar #95 to #73 - ugottanked (07/30/2014) [-]
Simply because somebody is a muslim, does not mean they are scum.

Source: i have many muslim friends, who are extremely nice.

#99 to #95 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
**** your friends.

We need a new genocide on Earth.
User avatar #100 to #99 - ugottanked (07/30/2014) [-]
And if that is what you believe, then keep on believing it.

All im saying is, you cant judge all of them, based on the actions of the ones who are pieces of **** .
#19 - TheControl (07/30/2014) [-]
I went to school with that kid. This picture was from our senior year. I've been waiting for the day that it found its way to fj
#33 to #19 - justleavefagmin (07/30/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #21 to #19 - shatted (07/30/2014) [-]
so, like, 2 or 3 years ago?
User avatar #101 - kwanzalord (07/30/2014) [-]
haha
if you're using your phone when you're right about to go through security, they'll definitely pick you.
It's protocol.
#74 - apolloeighteen (07/30/2014) [-]
thats so sikh!!! How dare the TSA randomly select someone based on their religious preference. Its deplorable and discriminatory. But also very funny
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