Abandon all hope. Ye who enter here. when I we a smarts car‘ ini wmin.... Motorcycle master race. I ride a 2006 Ninja 650. What do you guys ride?
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#19 - elyiia (10/27/2013) [-]
You're not thinking small enough.
User avatar #37 to #19 - turdburgalar (10/27/2013) [-]
Thing outside the box
User avatar #74 to #19 - kristovsky (10/27/2013) [-]
Clarkson-bot ready to engage
User avatar #90 to #19 - darrensankari (10/27/2013) [-]
Which episode was that?
User avatar #101 to #90 - joshlol (10/27/2013) [-]
season 19 episode 1
#27 - include ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #27 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
now do one for pushrods!
#36 to #27 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
such, squeeze, bang, and blow.
User avatar #128 to #36 - gowge (10/27/2013) [-]
Induction compression ignition exhaust
User avatar #95 to #27 - redneckraider (10/27/2013) [-]
You make us mechanics proud
User avatar #33 to #27 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
I learned this on adventure time
#34 to #33 - include ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
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#31 - DremoraValkynaz (10/27/2013) [-]
"These words in sombre color I beheld, written upon the summit of a gate"
#59 to #31 - luckyxiii (10/27/2013) [-]
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
#131 - JudasLitl (10/27/2013) [-]
>disable show anon comments
>feel the joy that comes from avoiding the chatter of idiots
User avatar #198 to #131 - llanox (10/27/2013) [-]
Just view the top comments...
#75 - pacs (10/27/2013) [-]
Was reminded of an old movie
totally something herbie the grampa would do ...
#38 - gryphemthegryphon (10/27/2013) [-]
@the title and description
@the title and description
#194 to #38 - disasterbater (10/27/2013) [-]
divine comedy or boondock saints?
User avatar #199 to #194 - gryphemthegryphon (10/28/2013) [-]
Divine Comedy.
#1 - thissitesgay (10/26/2013) [-]
Motorcycle master race.
I ride a 2006 Ninja 650. What do you guys ride?
User avatar #12 to #1 - thetriforcewarrior (10/27/2013) [-]
A girl
User avatar #30 to #1 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
2001 ninja 250, bought it for 1400 bucks.

Strapped for cash right now but my next bike is going to be either a Striple, a 650, or a CBR600F4i if I can find one in good condition
User avatar #40 to #30 - sauditwo (10/27/2013) [-]
would you happen to have a yellowgreen bmw 3 series
#96 to #40 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
so sir, I drive a 2008 nissan altima 3.5L
#141 to #96 - RomanR (10/27/2013) [-]
Didn't I see you somewhere before ? Somewhere in the comments section, a long ass time ago... About this same topic

(Subaru Legacy - my car) 3.6 mmmmm
User avatar #142 to #141 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
Same topic as in motorcycles? I dont think so because I just got my bike this summer so I haven't had it very long.
But I'm pretty sure I talked to some guy a long time again who was looking into buying a car and told me one of his top choices was a Subaru Legacy....could that have been you? Is your car relatively new?
#144 to #142 - RomanR (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #146 to #144 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
well well well, what do you know?

You still up for that race? ;)
#147 to #146 - RomanR (10/27/2013) [-]
raec me 1v1 irl fgt il rek u kid

User avatar #148 to #147 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
ill bash ur fken ead in i sware on me mum.
#46 to #1 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
All these cool/powerful motorcycles and I'm just sitting on my Honda rebel.
User avatar #69 to #46 - mitchellking (10/27/2013) [-]
Dont feel bad, my mom has one of those.
User avatar #66 to #1 - mitchellking (10/27/2013) [-]
KLR 650 Reporting in.
#80 to #1 - reduxalicious ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Moto Guzzi 1200 Sport
User avatar #97 to #80 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
sheeeit ***** I like your taste
#100 to #1 - superdupersilver (10/27/2013) [-]
2006 Kawasaki KLR 650
Gotta love enduros
User avatar #196 to #1 - jwash (10/27/2013) [-]
Kawa ZX10R
User avatar #42 to #1 - hanabro (10/27/2013) [-]
I watched saw a guy splitting lanes when traffic was at a standstill. It was a really hot day, and someone a few cars in front of us opened his door while the dumbass was going about 30 between the cars.

He's dead.
User avatar #44 to #42 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
Was he wearing a helmet? Btw in some states it's legal to lane split, also that guy murdered the motorcyclist.
User avatar #45 to #44 - hanabro (10/27/2013) [-]
He was, but he flipped over the car door and landed on his neck, and it snapped.

The guy didn't open the door to kill the man, it was just really hot and he opened the door to cool down.
User avatar #48 to #45 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
Okay I've just seen a lot of people open doors to stop them and it's like why, what good does that do anyone.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hanabro (10/27/2013) [-]
They're jealous and feel like they need to be assholes. But this guy didn't even know the other guy was coming.
User avatar #50 to #49 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
I know you're right about the events and reasons but a part of me is thinking "that's only what he told the cops."
#62 to #50 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
gotta guess you drive a bike... because bikers are ******* annoying because of their lane splitting (even tho it's illegal they still do it... not like they care about other laws either tho...) when you are in the ******* traffic stopped you don't expect an idiot squeezing between two cars, because you shouldn't even expect that.

it's your own ******* fault if you lane split and there is a jerk who opens it to hurt you... it is NOT illegal to open the door, but it is illegal (maybe not in some states/countries, but in MOST it is) to lane split

i get it, you own a bike which is cheaper than lada and you gotta show everyone how fast it can go.... if you get in an accident because of splitting or because of speeding or because any of the law breaking bikers tend to do, you should just shut up and stop trying to make the other faulty. (if you survive, that is....because if not you made an innocent a murderer even if it was your own fckin fault)
User avatar #197 to #62 - klaes ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
If a "jerk" aka asshole filled with malicious intent opens his door on a biker to hurt them then there is no "innocent", the man or woman who did that did it should get arrested for murder or attempted murder depending on the outcome. If people are really so jealous of a bike's mobility that they'd go out of their way to hurt someone on one they should probably re-evaluate their situation and why they are being such douchebags in the first place. Is it because the biker is breaking a small traffic law, something which happens all the time even with car drivers, or is it because you're stuck watching someone else go by?

I call ********* on lane-splitting being illegal in most countries by the way. Maybe in the state you live in it is but in most of the world it's widely accepted and no one gives a **** if bikers do it. The trade-off they make is that if they fall while going fast they might get badly hurt, but they get through traffic with more ease than us car drivers do, that sounds like a fair deal.

And everything you said from "I get it" onwards reeks so damn much from jealousy that I'm scared to come close to it. Before you ask, I drive a car. I don't bike but I respect bikers, and while yes if they crash speeding it is their own fault, the same applies to cars. If we crash speeding, it is our own fault. If they crash speeding, it is their own fault. Why such butthurt from you?
#53 to #42 - schneidend (10/27/2013) [-]
A guy opens his door to cool off, and he's the dumbass?
User avatar #76 to #53 - swagloon (10/27/2013) [-]
open a window.
User avatar #82 to #76 - schneidend (10/27/2013) [-]
shut up.
#63 to #53 - bann (10/27/2013) [-]
I wonder how that played out since it's technically illegal to get out of your vehicle while in traffic
User avatar #64 to #63 - schneidend (10/27/2013) [-]
Wild guess, here, but he probably did not get out.
#65 to #64 - bann (10/27/2013) [-]
heh, true, but I'm pretty sure opening your door while driving is illegal too. At a standstill the laws are the same as if people were moving, so I could see some messed up lawsuit come out of this all.
#54 to #53 - ennemi (10/27/2013) [-]
I think he was saying the dead guy was the dumbass
#56 to #54 - schneidend (10/27/2013) [-]
Oooohhh. Gotcha.
Oooohhh. Gotcha.
User avatar #47 to #42 - hanabro (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh god I said Watched and Saw why did I do that am I retarded what the **** ?
#15 to #1 - insaneguy ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
1984 GPz900r (bike from top gun)
#77 to #1 - stipulateprism (10/27/2013) [-]
2005 Honda Shadow. To everyone commenting about how dangerous it is, there is always risk but as long as you know how to fall correctly, you can minimize the damage to yourself in most situations. I wiped out doing about seventy coming off of an interstate in Florida and slid for about fifty feet, but the worst damage I got was when I shredded my jacket and put a hole in my pants.

I still miss those pants...

Moral of the story? Be safe and don't ride like an asshole. And watch out for cagers.
User avatar #92 to #77 - harrylewish (10/27/2013) [-]
What are the new shadows like?
My dads got a '98 650cc but its rusted to **** now
User avatar #5 to #1 - Crusader (10/27/2013) [-]
Remember that cop at the beginning of WWZ?
#88 to #1 - Lateralism (10/27/2013) [-]
Me and my ride. Y'all *********** don't know
#127 to #1 - datblkkid ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
**datblkkid rolled a random image posted in comment #4461333 at Click an item and pick it up ** what i ride
**datblkkid rolled a random image posted in comment #4461333 at Click an item and pick it up ** what i ride
User avatar #137 to #127 - cmilanes (10/27/2013) [-]
Guys, this should have way more thumbs.
User avatar #60 to #1 - admiralen ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
only assholes do that though
#6 to #1 - grandterskrasao (10/27/2013) [-]
except going between cars like that is highly illegal (enough to get your license revoked)
User avatar #13 to #6 - insaneguy ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
legal in cali, and most other places in the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - skeetonamber (10/27/2013) [-]
it depends where you live
#14 to #6 - fragman ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Depending on the situation it's the only thing that makes sense. I only drive cars, don't have a motorcycle license. But it's actually pretty often necessary for them to pass the cars. The main reason is: cars have cooling systems (ventilators etc.) to cool the motor. Motorcycles don't, since the motor is exposed to the air directly and gets enough cooling from the draft while driving. If you stay still while the motor is running it will overheat and damage.
#21 to #14 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
Walk yourself to a motorcycle shop sir. Most modern street motorcycles are equipped with a radiator and cooling fan engineered so they CAN sit at idle, motor running, in traffic, on a hot day, without overheating. Yes, SOME older motorcycles were prone to overheating without constant airflow over the motor. *cough* Yamaha RD350 *cough* But you can make the same statement towards some older cars, that would literally overheat to a point of causing engine damage just sitting in traffic, motor running. The excuse of "my motorcycle will overheat if I don't keep moving, thus I am splitting lanes" in a region where lane-splitting is illegal will NOT please the officer...
#22 to #21 - fragman ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I did not know that. Thanks for the info.
#23 to #22 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #200 to #14 - reduxalicious ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Most of your Air-Cooled motorcycles such as a Harley and or a KZ1000 or even my Moto-Guzzi (Though that has an Oil Cooler) CAN sit around in traffic for long periods with out even coming close to over-heating UNLESS we're talking July or August in Texas, in which case it become problematic but even my Truck which obviously has a radiator starts to over-heat on those days.
#8 to #1 - reduxalicious ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Also the guy saying it's illegal and you can get your license revoked, DOES NOT KNOW what the hell he is talking about and obviously does not ride.   
1. It IS legal in california   
2. It's legal in most other countries   
3. While it is Illegal in my state, Cops legit don't give a 			****		 if you do it when traffic is at a stand still   
4. If you do it in fully moving traffic, you'll get a ticket, not a Revoked license..

Also the guy saying it's illegal and you can get your license revoked, DOES NOT KNOW what the hell he is talking about and obviously does not ride.

1. It IS legal in california
2. It's legal in most other countries
3. While it is Illegal in my state, Cops legit don't give a **** if you do it when traffic is at a stand still
4. If you do it in fully moving traffic, you'll get a ticket, not a Revoked license..
#58 to #8 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
it is illegal in most countries (at least in the EU), but not like bikers actually care. they only rage when get into accidents because of that.

pretty sure it is illegal in MOST of the states too.
#61 to #8 - bobbysilk (10/27/2013) [-]
It may not be illegal, but it still pisses me the **** off. Mainly because they end up slowing down traffic for everyone else.

Also if it's illegal, then enough tickets can get your license revoked. (Not directly from it I know but still...)
User avatar #78 to #61 - reduxalicious ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
If traffic is at a stand-still, and I'm going between lanes--How am I slowing you down if you're all ready stopped?
User avatar #24 to #8 - thegamerslife (10/27/2013) [-]
and that is where the issue is.
User avatar #156 to #1 - commontroll (10/27/2013) [-]
See, here in Houston I don't think bikes can go between cars like that, legally at least. But they're always allowed on the High Occupancy Vehicle lanes. Makes me consider getting one, that way I don't have to worry about being hit by people changing lanes.
#161 to #1 - santisimamuerte (10/27/2013) [-]
2013 Zx6r(636)
#163 to #161 - santisimamuerte (10/27/2013) [-]
Team Kawi over here,lel.

Yes the middle motorcycle is a Yamacak.
#81 to #1 - sylaz (10/27/2013) [-]
The Lamborghini you don't know
#91 to #1 - harrylewish (10/27/2013) [-]
Yamaha Neo's Easy 50, that fine piece of engineering - limited to 30, sad times
User avatar #70 to #1 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
a girl
#2 to #1 - anon (10/26/2013) [-]
your mom
User avatar #3 to #2 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (10/26/2013) [-]
#86 to #3 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
raise your dongers
#202 to #86 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
not everything is a sodapoppin reference now gfto loserfgt
#4 to #2 - sinery (10/27/2013) [-]
He had it coming.
He had it coming.
User avatar #9 to #4 - spawnconnery (10/27/2013) [-]
Same thing he had your mom doing
User avatar #39 to #4 - wishingwell (10/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6R1DMb-Z8 - from the musical Chicago - "Cell Block Tango" performed by Catherine Zeta-Jones among others (in very little clothing, which is why i don't post the gifs or pictures)
User avatar #43 to #18 - kaosminett (10/27/2013) [-]
i wish i was at home so i could save this image
User avatar #55 to #43 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/27/2013) [-]
Here's a notification so you remember saving it at home.
User avatar #108 to #43 - newforomador (10/27/2013) [-]
Open image in new tab, copy and paste the link on your profile. That's what I always do.
User avatar #136 to #108 - kaosminett (10/27/2013) [-]
good idea
#10 to #2 - pappathethird (10/27/2013) [-]
thissitesgay's fw
#17 to #2 - kaboomz (10/27/2013) [-]
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that was brilliant
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#83 to #2 - rabidaardvark (10/27/2013) [-]
well done
well done
User avatar #134 to #2 - buttinspecter (10/27/2013) [-]
Top comment with twice the thumbs of 2nd place comment.
User avatar #135 to #134 - hieronymous (10/27/2013) [-]
highest ive seen was like four times as many as second
#192 to #2 - strikingeight (10/27/2013) [-]
She's the neighborhood bike.
User avatar #105 to #2 - toastandbananas (10/27/2013) [-]
that was too easy
#160 to #2 - moqa (10/27/2013) [-]
Dang, I forgot to login

#57 to #1 - zecaida ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
is all what i got, but is pretty damn good
#32 to #1 - ianmcgunny (10/27/2013) [-]
Going to be riding a 1989 Honda Hawk.
#35 to #1 - nomisdk (10/27/2013) [-]
i am sad to say that i dont have a motorcycle. but if i had it whot be this a Nimbus
#195 to #1 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
1975 Datsun 280z
User avatar #25 to #1 - ilikebuttsex (10/27/2013) [-]
cbr 250rr mc22 1994
User avatar #98 to #1 - redneckraider (10/27/2013) [-]
I ride an '02 Harley Sportster, and a 06 Road King.
#20 to #1 - Jameshaich (10/27/2013) [-]
ItOnlyTakesOneAccident Master Race
User avatar #26 to #20 - lolzordz (10/27/2013) [-]
4 accidents in total.. only one fractured arm

but still, youre right
User avatar #72 - missrainbowdash (10/27/2013) [-]
they have no power ANYWHERE, except germany.
#87 - sirhyde (10/27/2013) [-]
Ive seen some **** ..
User avatar #41 - minecraftmemes (10/27/2013) [-]
i was almost certain this was a gta post
#114 - saltyfries ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
it's anons like the ones below me that are the reason why Admin is crazy...
User avatar #150 - qxangelxp (10/27/2013) [-]
You have no horsepower here.
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User avatar #187 to #184 - theincorrigibleone (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm offensive, and find this very car.
Flag this gore **** .
#182 - burdenedsoul (10/27/2013) [-]
i saw one of these beauties last week, it was sitting in the parking lot of safeway, and when i went to look at it, the owner came out and we started talking about it

it's the first one in Oregon, the dude ordered it in February

it's a 2014 Corvette Stingray btw
#181 - lapalfan (10/27/2013) [-]
My grandad, 85, gives way to all cars, except sports cars. If he see's a sports car waiting to make a turn, he says 'If they can afford that, they can afford to fu*king wait!"
#180 - manollette (10/27/2013) [-]
Even when you see it on the highway, 90% of the time it's driven by a 70-some year old that seems to think the speed limit's 50.
#138 - imingermany (10/27/2013) [-]
But when traffic clears - it's Gondor in 60 seconds.
User avatar #126 - orangelightning ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
mods plz
User avatar #119 - tristraction ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
That's not really a solid point, those cars still have tons of power. They draw attention to the person driving it, which is honestly likely half the reason that person bought it. No it can't go fast at that exact moment, but it still has a ridiculous number of horse power. It will also be a smoother ride through traffic, with increased suspension meaning you feel the bumps in the road less, and a more comfortable seat than an old VW Beetle. Don't get me wrong, VW's are reliable and great - have one myself, but the comparison isn't even that funny.
#129 to #119 - adr (10/27/2013) [-]
More comfortable, unless it was designed on the damned Nurburgring
#133 to #132 - adr (10/27/2013) [-]
That is a much better picture...I couldn't find a good one on Google. Hell there were more Jeremy Clarkson pictures then James May when I searched James May.
#130 to #119 - KingTroll (10/27/2013) [-]
I completely agree. There is someone around around my neighborhood that drives a bright red lamborgini, and many times when I see him, hes driving below the speed limit. I could be wrong, but I assume the reason he does that is so people can get a better look at his car and who drives it. If he only wanted power there are other cars that are powerful for more than half the price. But he's also luxury and a name. So who knows, the guy in the pic has a very expensive car, so he probably is his own boss, so it's not like he's upset that hes going to be late to work, so hes just enjoying the people staring at his car. When you're in a luxurious car, traffic isn't so bad.
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