AWKWARD ZOMBIE TES-comics collab. Source: A collab made of Awkward zombie's elders scrolls comics... Source in the description. And also in the title. And after every single comic in this compilation. Props for being thorough though. awkward Zombie skyrim oblivion comic
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#2 - adu ONLINE (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Source in the description.

And also in the title.

And after every single comic in this compilation.

Props for being thorough though.
#4 - marcusantonius (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**marcusantonius rolls 67**
#17 - punmeister (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - sequel ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - leonhardt (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alright I've been thinking.
When an adventurer sells you leather helmets,
Don't sell the leather helmets at your bakery
Make that asshole take the leather helmets back!
Get mad!
Demand to see Skyrim's manager!
Make that asshole rue the day it thought it could sell a baker Leather helmets!
I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
With the helmets!
#1 - reinmar (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't see such a problem with a merchant perk. With high speech you convince the shopkeeper that if he buys them of you right now for a "good price" he can sell them to other merchants or even expand his business if he wishes to.
(most business related thing I have)
#7 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
His armor looks ******* psyched as **** about the whole bear-fighting situation.
User avatar #10 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
How I rogue.

Heavy armor with silent movement

One handed weapon and some illusion magic

Everything is dead.
User avatar #9 - rbpwn (11/12/2013) [-]
I ******* love AZ

Fun fact: The artist's a chick

I didn't know that for years
User avatar #52 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
skyrim is better than morrowing and oblivion..
User avatar #56 to #52 - RandomAnonGuy (11/12/2013) [-]
#62 - adamska (11/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#51 - hypex (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Most fun skill combination ive done in skyrim is sneak, light armor and heavy weapons

there is NOTHING as satisfying as sneaking up to someone and then proceed to bash his face in for crit damage with a 2 handed sledgehammer
#18 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
y'all thumbin' up furry content
#21 to #18 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
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#12 - tacohawk (11/12/2013) [-]
Seen these all before
Thumbed you up because you posted sauce
User avatar #53 - kalima (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I read the third frame as "doge"......
#24 - joshiebooh (11/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Max Smithing
Max Light Armor
Armor cap at 80% (approx 680 armor rating).
Maximize Enchanting and Alchemy for best Potions and Enchants
Craft Potions to increase Enchanting
Enchant items with increase Alchemy
Craft increase Enchanting potions with your increase Alchemy gear
Craft ridiculous set of armor with Fortify Health Regen rate + Fortify Health
Craft ridiculous Helmet with Fortify Destruction + Fortify Archery/Restoration/Waterbreathing
Craft ridiculous Gloves with Fortify Two-handed/One-handed + Archery/Carry Weight
Craft ridiculous Boots with Fortify One-handed/Two-handed + Resist Frost or Fire
Craft ridiculous Necklace with Fortify One-handed/Two-handed/Archery + Resist Frost or Fire
Craft ridiculous Ring with Fortify One-handed/Two-handed/Archery + Fortify Health Regen rate
(optional) use Encahnting + Smithing on a Circlet or find your favorite Dragon Priest Mask. It is possible to equip both that and encahnted Falmer Helmet specifically for Ps3 and Xbox 360, but thats just overkill + looks funky

Use Alchemy to make some of the most ridiculous potions there are. I made a maximized Fortify Two Handed potion on my level 42 Khajiit Two-Handed Warrior and was able to 1 shot Alduin with a sprinting power attack.

Anyways... Ya... I <3 Skyrim!
User avatar #39 to #30 - muchasmarcos (11/12/2013) [-]
Install Skyrim redone. You'll **** your pants each time you meet a bandit in heavy armor.
User avatar #11 - geiner (11/12/2013) [-]
What is this
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Well, since the Dragonborn DLC, you can reset any skill trees to get the points back. And one of the updates allows you to reset and skill tree once it hits 100.
User avatar #43 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so this one time I was eating out my pony girlfriend Rarity and I had my eyes closed, I felt this weird chunky stuff coming out of her, I opened my eyes and it was like she had given birth on my face, turns out she had gotten pregnant but all the raging sex we had caused her to miscarriage, so I had bloody chunks of filly all over my face and running down my chin, then a huge belch of odorous air shot out of her vagina, shooting chunks into my mouth, which was agape from the realization that she had given premature birth onto my face. i had never been this hard in my life, I took my cock in my blood-covered hand and forced it into her now-dilated vagina, feeling the inside of her cunt textured with lumpy afterbirth as i pumped into her repeatedly, her screaming in pain for me to stop. I ejaculated inside her, my semen mixing with the blood inside her and this pinkish fluid leaked down her legs. I licked it up and it tasted like chicken
User avatar #13 - masdercheef (11/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You know, for the Unarmed scenario, that's alright because you can't ******* block with Unarmed in Skyrim anyway. I don't know why Bethesda would put such a ****** Unarmed mechanic in Skyrim when they've got a pretty decent one working for Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas.
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