A faggot

I was #2 before I even got to be a mod. I assure you that any benefit of having an orange name is offset by people that will thumb you down just for being a mod.

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#163 to #87 - hatersghate (07/21/2014) [-]

This ******* mod rubbing his orange name in our faces
I'M GONNA THUMB YOU DOWN... BECAUSE OF REASONS

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#179 to #163 - I Am Monkey (07/21/2014) [-]

I've been debating politics and **** and people will just be like "U think ur tough **** because ur mod. Fuk u" and people will start agreeing. I'm like "bitch, I was talking about federal income tax" how are you going to make this about me being a mod.

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#68 to #48 - struttndatass (07/21/2014) [-]

also works the other way, they get some red thumbs because of that too

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#66 to #48 - fistfireace (07/21/2014) [-]

Doesn't most users on here hate the admin's minions? If that's the case, they wouldn't thumb them up Or, at least, they did...

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#55 to #48 - nadam (07/21/2014) [-]

And you base this theory on?

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#63 to #55 - jalthelas (07/21/2014) [-]

It's not a theory.

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#61 to #55 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/21/2014) [-]

because it does its not a theory

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#239 to #35 - anonexplains (07/21/2014) [-]

No you are monkey

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#65 - sinconn (07/21/2014) [+] (26 replies)

I've seen this alot on /b/

FJ needs to prep itself for a raid.

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#76 to #65 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

Remember the time /v/ raided our gaming board because "These faggots think they're /v/"? They were too ******* retarded to navigate the interface and actually find the board, so half the thread was just people asking for a link to the board, but no one was able to get to it in order to get a link. **** was hilarious.

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#200 to #76 - reginleif ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

People use our gaming board? :/

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#201 to #200 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

I use it all the time.

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#202 to #201 - reginleif ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

I once posted duplicate posts to gaming and bronies at the same time, I got an answer in the gaming board in 5 hrs, bronies responded before I even posted.

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#203 to #202 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

If you posted it on both, it was probably not something interesting enough to attract the attention of the gaming board. The ************ , on the other hand, react to movement - the very fact that you posted something makes them reply, regardless of what it is.

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#205 to #203 - reginleif ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

You may have a point.

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#119 to #76 - lordmandy (07/21/2014) [-]

well /v/ is one of the stupidest boards there so that's understandable...

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#120 to #119 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

THE stupidest board. Even /b/ has their **** together compared to /v/.

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#188 to #76 - guitarnigger (07/21/2014) [-]

fags need to go out to the real world. "yeah we´re gonna post porn and gore in their board, that´ll show them!!1!" like we cant change the tab or just visit the frontpage instead.

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#190 to #188 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

It worked with tumblr, though. I feel like 4chain raids are like retarded jedi mind tricks - impressive, but they only work on the weakminded.

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#160 to #76 - kaboomz (07/21/2014) [-]

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#105 to #76 - thenewgizmobox (07/21/2014) [-]

why have we not heard more about this? it sounds hilarious.

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#106 to #105 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

It was a while ago and it was a really minor thing, since there was no actual "raid", due to the idiots getting lost along the way. I probably wouldn't know about it either if someone hadn't liked me to it.

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#107 to #106 - thenewgizmobox (07/21/2014) [-]

damn, oh well, that sounds amazing.

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#69 to #65 - itrooztrooperdown (07/21/2014) [-]

the would never raid us, because as the raid starts we would open our ass wide and get ready to enjoy the *********** , later on asking for more and ********** each other pretending we are 4chan.

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#206 to #65 - reginleif ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

Unless they start doxxing, they're not going to get anywhere with FJ. Unlike SJW's at Tumblr we aren't "trigger" happy, and we've become desensitized to spam thanks to faggots like beiber/pony spammers.

Still not a good idea to go **** with /b/, who ever is doing that needs to stop. :/

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#135 to #65 - angelious (07/21/2014) [-]

4chan has raided us before...

twice if you believe thechosentroll

it never has worked out so well for them,...

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#194 to #135 - guitarnigger (07/21/2014) [-]

what was the first time?

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#210 to #194 - angelious (07/21/2014) [-]

first time they tried to spamm gore and porn. the porn got either banned or never made it to frontpage(except i think one pic) and since gore was still hot in fj during the time nobody really even noticed those things...

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#136 to #135 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

Yeah, they have a hard time dealing with people that aren't all over-sensitive, easily offended asshats.

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#137 to #136 - angelious (07/21/2014) [-]

that and the fact back then we had a lot of gore ourself so we never really even minded the fact they were posting more of it...

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#138 to #137 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]

Yeah, I actually like gore. Some of it can be hilarious.

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#139 to #138 - angelious (07/21/2014) [-]

i never really minded it or liked it.(except that sid gore pic was funny). only reason i even remember/know about the raid is because we talked about it last time some dude freaked out about 4chan possibly raiding us....

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#121 to #65 - popkornking (07/21/2014) [-]

I would love to see ******** raid FJ, the only person who would get mad would be fagmin and everyone else would get to see some beastiality and gore

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#154 to #65 - kristovsky (07/21/2014) [-]

Funnyjunk is the Switzerland of the internet world, we may be small, unimportant and essentially irrelevant, but invading us is a bad idea.

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#5 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)

Ironic *********** is still *********** .

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#114 to #5 - lunarmage (07/21/2014) [-]

/b/ IS *********** .

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#8 to #5 - anonexplains (07/20/2014) [-]

*********** , not even once.

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#70 to #8 - anonexplains (07/21/2014) [-]

Why though?

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#21 - mrblueftw (07/21/2014) [+] (24 replies)

im a post master.
im like a advanced mail man.

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#22 to #21 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

How does the ranking system work anyway? I'm only level 238 but my comment rank is way higher than yours for some reason

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#25 to #22 - mrblueftw (07/21/2014) [-]

i dont know. i have a bit more then 10000 thumbs, you have a bit more then 4500. I guess it works on frequency i guess? as in you make 10 comments and 5 get top comment, and i make 20 and 5 get top comment, you get better ranking. otherwise i have no idea.

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#26 to #25 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

Yeah, that makes sense. Or maybe the ranking system only counts comments made within a certain time frame, like if I have a lot of thumbs from comments made in the past few months and your popular comments are all older than that.

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#39 to #26 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]

Lvl is for all the thumbs you got in since your first day on FJ. Rank is the ammount of thumbs in the last 90 days

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#41 to #39 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

Ah, thank you

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#27 to #26 - mrblueftw (07/21/2014) [-]

maybe. funnyjunk is weird.

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#28 to #27 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

You'd know that better than me, what with your fancy blue name. man if I hadn't deleted my first account I would have a blue name too by now, albeit one of a light shade

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#29 to #28 - mrblueftw (07/21/2014) [-]

i had a account a year earlier then this one, but it was a dark time where all those roll X if you get this number delete your account.

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#31 to #29 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

haha that was how I lost my first account. If you remember clockworkseven (he was the guy who did all those video game comps back before comps were as popular as they are now), he got an unlucky roll and posted content to prove that he was gonna delete his account, and I got caught up in a rolling game in the comments with a guy who I actually had to teach how to roll.

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#32 to #31 - mrblueftw (07/21/2014) [-]

yeah i remember clockwork. i saw that thread, but i have avoided those threads since then.

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#73 to #31 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

rolling is pretty stupid

but deleting your account because of rolling is a whole new level of stupid

don't mean to be a dick, but yeah

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#176 to #73 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

Well, I said I was gonna do it. After all, it's not like I was losing anything serious. I've recently surpassed the level of that account, and in another six months I'll have a blue name anyways.

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#178 to #176 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

this doesnt really change anything about what I said haha but right on..

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#180 to #178 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

Eh. I was just saying that I don't see why it's stupid, deleting your account over a roll. It's just an FJ account.

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#181 to #180 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

Because rolling is stupid anyway.

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#182 to #181 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

**amata rolled image** I have no strong feelings on the matter one way or the other

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#185 to #182 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

i rest my case

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#186 to #185 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

You win this time

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#189 to #186 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

Honestly, it's not like my blood boils like the average tumblr user when they see...well..anything... when I see a roll or anything. But basically to me it's like this:

roll comment - i cant think of anything to say but I want attention anyway
roll image - basically same as above
roll number - what are you doing with your life

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#191 to #189 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

**amata rolls 268,889,286** Well, hopefully someday I'll be blessed by the roll gods when addy is giving out colored text. In the meantime, it's just something meaningless that people do for the heck of it.

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#192 to #191 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

Well, not to **** on everything you love but..

yeah. the colored text kind of seems pointless to me too. I've had this for over a week lol

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#193 to #192 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

lol there's a pretty big discrepancy between everything I love and FJ.

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#196 to #193 - hashtronaut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

haha well that's definitely a good thing my music is my heroin so this site helps with that sometimes in terms of networking/promotion i just meant i'm not trying to be one of them people that are like "oh you like that? that **** lame. you like that? yeah thats lame too" just to be a dick

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#184 to #182 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]

Oh **** me with a ******* cactus. This is the second time I've rolled this ******* pony in a row

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#18 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)

I'm pretty close to max level

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#83 to #18 - thetriforcewarrior (07/21/2014) [-]

have a tumb to get closer
(when can we expect a new Pokelore?)

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#167 to #83 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [-]

Probably when I'm in college assuming **** doesn't go completely wrong before then, as usual

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#88 - joshlol (07/21/2014) [+] (12 replies)

Am I doing it right?

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#91 to #88 - mudkipfucker (07/21/2014) [-]

I think so
So i gave it a go too
Ive never been on 4chan before

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#92 to #91 - joshlol (07/21/2014) [-]

hahahahaha

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#233 to #91 - goldenslumbers (07/21/2014) [-]

:^(

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#96 to #88 - icangetyoumad (07/21/2014) [-]

joshlol is bestlol

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#99 to #96 - icangetyoumad (07/21/2014) [-]

omfg ************ and joshlol thumbed me up

OMG I FEEL SO ******* SPECIAL

NOT SPECIAL ED

REAL SPECIAL THIS TIME

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#101 to #99 - icangetyoumad (07/21/2014) [-]

YAY I GOT MY 2ND FRIEND ON FJ
************ ADDED ME OMG
THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

I guess im getting annoying

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#104 to #101 - anonexplains (07/21/2014) [-]

>tfw your idols do nothing but repost
lmao

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#143 to #104 - mudkipfucker (07/21/2014) [-]

Ive made OC

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#224 to #88 - goldenslumbers (07/21/2014) [-]

What have i done?

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#109 to #88 - popeflatus (07/21/2014) [-]

How do we make our names more blue? Mine stopped ages ago. Is blueberty over?

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#110 to #109 - joshlol (07/21/2014) [-]

he updates them once in a while

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#123 to #110 - Marker (07/21/2014) [-]

he hasn't in a long time

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#24 - commontroll ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)

Ladies, ladies, please. I'm practically famous.

I'm big in Japan.

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#38 to #24 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]

Im big in Japan

ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

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#51 to #38 - norkas ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

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#53 to #38 - gameless (07/21/2014) [-]

That means two things.

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#164 to #24 - whtkid ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

You're pretty big everywhere else too ya fatty

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#236 to #164 - commontroll ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

Rude.

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#177 - wondersquid (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)

Who the **** posts this kinda **** ?

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#195 to #177 - neocortex (07/21/2014) [-]

So Practically Famous should cure my inferiority complex.

nope..

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#82 - sandwichchaser (07/21/2014) [-]

I think I found your faggot... www.funnyjunk.com/user/wondersquid

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#140 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)

Raiding 4chan is 4 hours guys. if you guys don't remember what you supposed to say message joshlol

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#145 to #140 - slenderwolf (07/21/2014) [-]

No.

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#147 to #145 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]

i bet you have that problem in the bedroom

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#148 to #147 - slenderwolf (07/21/2014) [-]

What? my head exploding?

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#149 to #148 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]

your dick exploding after the first bump

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#141 to #140 - I Am Monkey (07/21/2014) [-]

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#144 to #141 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]

its happening dude. if you not with us you against us

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#161 to #140 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]

You need to login to view this link

has the fire started my brothers?

also i need any pics of big brother admin you guys have

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#142 to #140 - Ulmer (07/21/2014) [-]

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#146 to #142 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]

k. wuss

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#23 - sirfiiddlesticks (07/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)

This is why nobody likes us.

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#74 to #23 - imnotkickthecat

ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

who truly cares?

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#214 to #23 - mulletisha (07/21/2014) [-]

but... i like us, isn't that enough?

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#122 to #23 - popkornking (07/21/2014) [-]

Exactly, let's keep it that way.

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#172 - Greevon (07/21/2014) [-]

Tumblr: "OMG" or "Get out"
4chan: " ****** " or "/thread/"
Two sides of the same coin, I'll stick to FJ even with the occasional faggot. Including myself

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#132 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)

God Level master race

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#150 to #132 - muchswagsuchwow (07/21/2014) [-]

Praise the monsoon

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#151 to #150 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

The memes, Jack.

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#152 to #151 - muchswagsuchwow (07/21/2014) [-]

i like this thread

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#153 to #152 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

indeed

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#155 to #153 - muchswagsuchwow (07/21/2014) [-]

are we just gonna dump gmr pics now because if so then sign me up

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#156 to #155 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/user/grimmwaters

yee les do it here ^

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#113 - AlexPaincakes (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)

I've been on FJ for a very long time.

It pains me to say but we have a **** ton of cancer on this site.

Dont believe me? Get a youtube video to front page and see how many people in the comment section mention something about an FJ army or that FJ brought them their at all. I'm sorry but we need some chemo on this ******* site.

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#171 to #113 - Greevon (07/21/2014) [-]

Trolls, man. Also, a youtube video going to front page? That's happened like once all summer.

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#170 to #113 - wilfredfanforever (07/21/2014) [-]

It hurts, but you're right

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#11 - Sworley ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)

why do people write funnyjunk army or 9gag army. the world may never know