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Why the would some fag go on 4chan and do this cringeworthy .

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Hey lb! ask a guy who has more thumbs than a hiroshima survivor
anything!
I Anonymous (ID: () tyw/ 20/' M( Sun) 15: 44: 25 bety. 557720487 F
Level 233 Cement were
irme% go away
Sn revver
replace "thumbs" with "cancer"
look at yourself again

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#3 - ubercookieboy

Reply+345

(07/20/2014)[+](1 reply)

stickied by goldenslumbers

#208 to #3 - applescryatnight

Reply+7

(07/21/2014)[-]

#1 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

Reply+218

(07/20/2014)[-]

stickied by goldenslumbers

#10 - matuemco

Reply+145

(07/21/2014)[-]

Am i doinitrite?

#134 to #10 - createdjustnow

Reply+13

(07/21/2014)[-]

i actually am only 4 thumbs away from being doinitright

#166 to #134 - matuemco

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

let me help you there

#81 to #10 - picamix

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

dude you might be doinitright but are you doinitgood
if you watch gassymexican you should get it

#95 to #81 - matuemco

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

i do

#71 to #10 - goldendarknessx

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Using a seananners gif I made. I'm a little happy with that.

#78 to #71 - matuemco

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

i love seananners gifs have a collection of them

#79 to #78 - goldendarknessx

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Some of them are very limited. I've been focusing on Gassy Mexican more these days.

#97 to #79 - matuemco

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

i would like some of those, feel free to dump

#98 to #97 - goldendarknessx

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

I can't right now... maybe later.

#232 to #10 - brutusantony

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

you and I both

#19 to #10 - shadowsynergy

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

What a coincidence, me too!

#36 to #19 - deltoraquest

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

it doesn't take much to be doinitrite me 3

#30 to #19 - lech

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Not really a coincidence considering that at least one other person has the same level. It was going to happen to someone.

#35 - I Am Monkey

Reply+141

(07/21/2014)[-]

I am the cancer.

#42 to #35 - zarcos

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

why are admin's minions even in the ranking....feels like cheating.

#47 to #42 - anon id: 9f496fc9

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Why? They don't have the power to give thumbs to themselves.

#48 to #47 - zarcos

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Orange names and text catch the eye and makes people recognize them as admin's minions and then thumb up regardless of how funny the post was.

#87 to #48 - I Am Monkey

Reply+9

(07/21/2014)[-]

I was #2 before I even got to be a mod. I assure you that any benefit of having an orange name is offset by people that will thumb you down just for being a mod.

#163 to #87 - hatersghate

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

This ******* mod rubbing his orange name in our faces
I'M GONNA THUMB YOU DOWN... BECAUSE OF REASONS

#179 to #163 - I Am Monkey

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

I've been debating politics and **** and people will just be like "U think ur tough **** because ur mod. Fuk u" and people will start agreeing. I'm like "bitch, I was talking about federal income tax" how are you going to make this about me being a mod.

#68 to #48 - struttndatass

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

also works the other way, they get some red thumbs because of that too

#66 to #48 - fistfireace

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Doesn't most users on here hate the admin's minions? If that's the case, they wouldn't thumb them up Or, at least, they did...

#55 to #48 - nadam

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

And you base this theory on?

#63 to #55 - jalthelas

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

It's not a theory.

#61 to #55 - xxhadesflamesxx

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

because it does its not a theory

#239 to #35 - anon id: b2666c40

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

No you are monkey

#65 - sinconn

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

I've seen this alot on /b/

FJ needs to prep itself for a raid.

#76 to #65 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+117

(07/21/2014)[-]

Remember the time /v/ raided our gaming board because "These faggots think they're /v/"? They were too ******* retarded to navigate the interface and actually find the board, so half the thread was just people asking for a link to the board, but no one was able to get to it in order to get a link. **** was hilarious.

#200 to #76 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

People use our gaming board? :/

#201 to #200 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

I use it all the time.

#202 to #201 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

I once posted duplicate posts to gaming and bronies at the same time, I got an answer in the gaming board in 5 hrs, bronies responded before I even posted.

#203 to #202 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

If you posted it on both, it was probably not something interesting enough to attract the attention of the gaming board. The ************, on the other hand, react to movement - the very fact that you posted something makes them reply, regardless of what it is.

#205 to #203 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

You may have a point.

#119 to #76 - lordmandy

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

well /v/ is one of the stupidest boards there so that's understandable...

#120 to #119 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

THE stupidest board. Even /b/ has their **** together compared to /v/.

#188 to #76 - guitarnigger

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

fags need to go out to the real world. "yeah we´re gonna post porn and gore in their board, that´ll show them!!1!" like we cant change the tab or just visit the frontpage instead.

#190 to #188 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+6

(07/21/2014)[-]

It worked with tumblr, though. I feel like 4chain raids are like retarded jedi mind tricks - impressive, but they only work on the weakminded.

#160 to #76 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(07/21/2014)[-]

#105 to #76 - thenewgizmobox

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

why have we not heard more about this? it sounds hilarious.

#106 to #105 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

It was a while ago and it was a really minor thing, since there was no actual "raid", due to the idiots getting lost along the way. I probably wouldn't know about it either if someone hadn't liked me to it.

#107 to #106 - thenewgizmobox

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

damn, oh well, that sounds amazing.

#69 to #65 - itrooztrooperdown

Reply+9

(07/21/2014)[-]

the would never raid us, because as the raid starts we would open our ass wide and get ready to enjoy the ***********, later on asking for more and ********** each other pretending we are 4chan.

#206 to #65 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

Unless they start doxxing, they're not going to get anywhere with FJ. Unlike SJW's at Tumblr we aren't "trigger" happy, and we've become desensitized to spam thanks to faggots like beiber/pony spammers.

Still not a good idea to go **** with /b/, who ever is doing that needs to stop. :/

#135 to #65 - angelious#374 on commentsRank#374

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

4chan has raided us before...

twice if you believe thechosentroll

it never has worked out so well for them,...

#194 to #135 - guitarnigger

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

what was the first time?

#210 to #194 - angelious#374 on commentsRank#374

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

first time they tried to spamm gore and porn. the porn got either banned or never made it to frontpage(except i think one pic) and since gore was still hot in fj during the time nobody really even noticed those things...

#136 to #135 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Yeah, they have a hard time dealing with people that aren't all over-sensitive, easily offended asshats.

#137 to #136 - angelious#374 on commentsRank#374

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

that and the fact back then we had a lot of gore ourself so we never really even minded the fact they were posting more of it...

#138 to #137 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Yeah, I actually like gore. Some of it can be hilarious.

#139 to #138 - angelious#374 on commentsRank#374

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

i never really minded it or liked it.(except that sid gore pic was funny). only reason i even remember/know about the raid is because we talked about it last time some dude freaked out about 4chan possibly raiding us....

#121 to #65 - popkornking

Reply+2

(07/21/2014)[-]

I would love to see ******** raid FJ, the only person who would get mad would be fagmin and everyone else would get to see some beastiality and gore

#154 to #65 - kristovsky#96 on commentsRank#96

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Funnyjunk is the Switzerland of the internet world, we may be small, unimportant and essentially irrelevant, but invading us is a bad idea.

#204 to #65 - reginleif#75 on contentRank#75

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#5 - guiguito

Reply+70

(07/20/2014)[-]

Ironic *********** is still ***********.

#114 to #5 - lunarmage

Reply+4

(07/21/2014)[-]

/b/ IS ***********.

#8 to #5 - anon id: 3c7c96e4

Reply0

(07/20/2014)[-]

***********, not even once.

#70 to #8 - anon id: 87163829

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Why though?

#21 - mrblueftw

Reply+58

(07/21/2014)[-]

im a post master.
im like a advanced mail man.

#22 to #21 - amata

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

How does the ranking system work anyway? I'm only level 238 but my comment rank is way higher than yours for some reason

#25 to #22 - mrblueftw

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

i dont know. i have a bit more then 10000 thumbs, you have a bit more then 4500. I guess it works on frequency i guess? as in you make 10 comments and 5 get top comment, and i make 20 and 5 get top comment, you get better ranking. otherwise i have no idea.

#26 to #25 - amata

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(07/21/2014)[-]

Yeah, that makes sense. Or maybe the ranking system only counts comments made within a certain time frame, like if I have a lot of thumbs from comments made in the past few months and your popular comments are all older than that.

#39 to #26 - lotengo#98 on commentsRank#98

Reply+3

(07/21/2014)[-]

Lvl is for all the thumbs you got in since your first day on FJ. Rank is the ammount of thumbs in the last 90 days

#41 to #39 - amata

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

Ah, thank you

#27 to #26 - mrblueftw

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

maybe. funnyjunk is weird.

#28 to #27 - amata

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

You'd know that better than me, what with your fancy blue name. man if I hadn't deleted my first account I would have a blue name too by now, albeit one of a light shade

#29 to #28 - mrblueftw

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

i had a account a year earlier then this one, but it was a dark time where all those roll X if you get this number delete your account.

#31 to #29 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

haha that was how I lost my first account. If you remember clockworkseven (he was the guy who did all those video game comps back before comps were as popular as they are now), he got an unlucky roll and posted content to prove that he was gonna delete his account, and I got caught up in a rolling game in the comments with a guy who I actually had to teach how to roll.

#32 to #31 - mrblueftw

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

yeah i remember clockwork. i saw that thread, but i have avoided those threads since then.

#73 to #31 - hashtronaut

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

rolling is pretty stupid

but deleting your account because of rolling is a whole new level of stupid

don't mean to be a dick, but yeah

#176 to #73 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Well, I said I was gonna do it. After all, it's not like I was losing anything serious. I've recently surpassed the level of that account, and in another six months I'll have a blue name anyways.

#178 to #176 - hashtronaut

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

this doesnt really change anything about what I said haha but right on..

#180 to #178 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Eh. I was just saying that I don't see why it's stupid, deleting your account over a roll. It's just an FJ account.

#181 to #180 - hashtronaut

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Because rolling is stupid anyway.

#182 to #181 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

**amata rolled image** I have no strong feelings on the matter one way or the other

#185 to #182 - hashtronaut

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

i rest my case

#186 to #185 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

You win this time

#189 to #186 - hashtronaut

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Honestly, it's not like my blood boils like the average tumblr user when they see...well..anything... when I see a roll or anything. But basically to me it's like this:

roll comment - i cant think of anything to say but I want attention anyway
roll image - basically same as above
roll number - what are you doing with your life

#191 to #189 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

**amata rolls 268,889,286** Well, hopefully someday I'll be blessed by the roll gods when addy is giving out colored text. In the meantime, it's just something meaningless that people do for the heck of it.

#192 to #191 - hashtronaut

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Well, not to **** on everything you love but..

yeah. the colored text kind of seems pointless to me too. I've had this for over a week lol

#193 to #192 - amata

Reply+1

(07/21/2014)[-]

lol there's a pretty big discrepancy between everything I love and FJ.

#196 to #193 - hashtronaut

(07/21/2014)[-]

haha well that's definitely a good thing my music is my heroin so this site helps with that sometimes in terms of networking/promotion i just meant i'm not trying to be one of them people that are like "oh you like that? that **** lame. you like that? yeah thats lame too" just to be a dick

#184 to #182 - amata

Reply0

(07/21/2014)[-]

Oh **** me with a ******* cactus. This is the second time I've rolled this ******* pony in a row

#18 - infinitereaper

Reply+35

(07/21/2014)[-]

I'm pretty close to max level