A centaur in disguise. .. Pssh, He's not even trying. centaur in disguise
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#1 - bandoslootshare ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
how does he fap, his hands cant reach
#2 to #1 - anon
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(12/28/2013) [-]
They have ways.
#11 to #1 - halor
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(12/29/2013) [-]
well im assuming centaurs aren't really picky so they have the choice between horses,humans and female centaurs to have sex with...and of those only the two with human parts can say no to forced snuggle time,and the human doesn't really have a choice if it comes down to it
#18 to #11 - masdercheef
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Furthermore, bearing in mind the... considerable size of most equine creatures (which would presumably apply to centaurs as well) it would probably be quite easy for a Centaur to find a human girl willing to go for a "roll in the hay".
#5 to #1 - notapancake ONLINE
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Why would he need to fap?
#10 to #5 - atma
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(12/29/2013) [-]
he's a male
#48 to #10 - notapancake ONLINE
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#21 to #1 - pwnedomega
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Horses masturbate by slapping their dick on their belly
#14 to #1 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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(12/29/2013) [-]
he could literally go around ******* horses (which don't give a ****), females (who i'm assuming would love the huge horse cock), or female centaurs (which just like dick i'm assuming). So with all those poon-sibilities, he probably wouldn't have to fap.
#30 to #1 - leonhardt
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Centaurs are actually notorious for being mega-rapists in greek mythology.
#7 to #1 - europe
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(12/28/2013) [-]
Why do you think they're often portrayed as violent creatures?
#3 to #1 - stcronin
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(12/28/2013) [-]
because his dick reaches his hands
#8 to #3 - flowerpotofdeath
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I like the way you think
#44 to #3 - novembersky **User deleted account**
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(12/29/2013) [-]
But where is his dick?
Is it between his front or back legs?
#54 to #44 - DarkRyter ONLINE
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Probably like it is on a regular horse. Near the back.

#16 - charagrin
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Pssh, He's not even trying.
#26 to #16 - teasquid
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(12/29/2013) [-]
GOD, that movie was just awful.
GOD, that movie was just awful.
#71 to #26 - sonnyboii
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(12/29/2013) [-]
What movie?
#86 to #71 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
percy jackson lightning theif
#50 to #26 - SuperHyperCrazy
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(12/29/2013) [-]
The second one is so

so

so much worse
#89 to #50 - teasquid
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Ugh, what did they leave out/add in this time?
#92 to #89 - SuperHyperCrazy
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I honestly couldn't even sum it up for you. Just thinking about it hurts. If you can see it for free and have about 2 hours of your life that you don't want, you should see it for yourself.
#43 to #26 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I was dying of boredom. And poorly written movie syndrome.

My doctor says I have two more years to live.
#27 to #26 - lolerlaura
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Read the books and see if you agree
#28 to #27 - teasquid
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I read all the books, and the movie was NOTHING like them, the books are amazing.
#29 to #28 - salamandarian
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I found the books very poorly written. I read all of them after great reviews from my friends, and I was thoroughly disappointed.

Interesting concept, though.
#31 to #29 - teasquid
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Well I myself am younger, and grew up with these books and the characters sort of grew up with me, so I have sort of an attachment. I, personally, like the writing, I read a LOT of classics, so it's nice once and a while to read something a bit for my demographic, you know?
But I respect your opinion, cause you're not an asshat about it.
#47 to #28 - sjrigney
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(12/29/2013) [-]
This person speaks the truth
#4 - include
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(12/28/2013) [-]
To Narnia.
To Narnia.
#23 to #4 - thepollock
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(12/29/2013) [-]
do you know what episode that is from?
#87 to #23 - bluslenderman
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(12/29/2013) [-]
rainy day daydream
#39 - orgrok
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(12/29/2013) [-]
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#84 to #62 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
no
#6 - asthmetheus
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(12/28/2013) [-]
I'd say this guy has got him beat.
#15 to #6 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
hell yes! just bought this game on steam just waiting for it to download :'D
#17 to #6 - incavis
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(12/29/2013) [-]
what game is this?
#19 to #17 - albertjester
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(12/29/2013) [-]
oddworld: strangers wrath. spin off of the abe series.
#73 to #19 - incavis
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(12/29/2013) [-]
swag, thank you
#52 to #6 - cazabrow
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I played about half that game ages ago, does he end up being able to turn into a centaur or something?
#55 to #52 - asthmetheus
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(12/29/2013) [-]
He is a centaur, he chopped off his horns and was going to get the surgery to get his hind legs sawed off as well, basically instead of like giant horse body its like alot smaler and he hides his legs in his pants and boots but the surgery costs alot of money if he wants to stay alive so he bounty hunts, he sends his horns to some big wig guy who wants centaurs cause they're rare he's the last one alive, but he gets found out and ends up learning said big wig is now hunting him so he goes and fights him as centaur man dude and kills him and learns that he was also a centaur being controlled by some squid thing.
#56 to #55 - cazabrow
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(12/29/2013) [-]
damn thats cool, thanks for the explain.
#63 to #6 - takesomemorewater
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Stranger's Wrath. **** yeah. Oddworld rules.
#20 to #6 - avyon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
My god. That plot twist.
#25 to #6 - peezle
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Nostalgia.
#9 to #6 - mrhadrick
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(12/29/2013) [-]
omg yes i thought i was the only one who remembers this gem
#36 to #6 - clownsormidgets
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(12/29/2013) [-]
and now i have to go buy the game on steam.
#53 to #36 - anon
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(12/29/2013) [-]
> kid with round rabbit face
> says a centaur is ********
#40 to #36 - bann
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(12/29/2013) [-]
I just fired it up on the original xbox, thing's still kickin I guess
#38 to #36 - asthmetheus
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Glad I could make all of you so happy to remember this game, it was easily one of my favorite games after that plot twist the gameplay even changes.
#57 - josieabby
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(12/29/2013) [-]
#67 - Denmarrk
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#68 to #67 - sirfapaton
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Oh really? But it'll still pass if people don't pay attention that much.
#70 to #67 - angelious
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(12/29/2013) [-]
read the title dude
#72 to #67 - sirkanesixtytwo
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(12/29/2013) [-]
If we enjoy you blurting out your stupidity will you give us secks?
#85 to #72 - smartyben **User deleted account**
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(12/29/2013) [-]
what did the guy say? he deleted his comment
#94 to #85 - sirfapaton
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(12/30/2013) [-]
They said "I hate to be that girl but that's not where you sit on a horse"
#93 to #85 - sirkanesixtytwo
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(12/30/2013) [-]
Somethin somethin or whatever, it had a vagina though.
#69 to #67 - klotrock
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for stating the obvious and pointlessly mentioning your gender.
Thanks for stating the obvious and pointlessly mentioning your gender.
#12 - WatIsATroll
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(12/29/2013) [-]
she is disguised very well it took me a while.
#75 - deckbox
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(12/29/2013) [-]
he's doing it wrong
#66 - shypotato
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(12/29/2013) [-]
Master of disguise
#91 to #66 - pridefulmatthew
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(12/29/2013) [-]
You called?
You called?