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#116 - DweebyTwonkyHead
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(10/31/2013) [-]
...are on a plane. There is an explosion and the plane starts to tumble fast. The air stewardess screams "there are two parachutes left" as she jumps out the plane with hers on. The Jew laughs grabs one and jumps out.

The priest and the black guy look at each other. "You go my son says the priest, I'm happy to meet my maker". "Here, take this" says the black guy, handing the priest a parachute and putting on his own. "The Jew grabbed my backpack"