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#4 - konradkurze
Reply +70
(05/03/2014) [-]
seriously
left the skeleton in the desert, and some star wars nerds havent hauled ass to go get it as a major fandom piece?

yeah shipping it home would be a bitch but some geeks are just that obsessed theyd find a way,
#53 to #4 - enialis
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
There's a still a whole Star Wars village over there. Are you gonna cruise 200 miles into the Sahara with a trailer?
#56 to #53 - konradkurze
Reply -3
(05/04/2014) [-]
a village?

okay now i see SW nerds moving over there to live
#57 to #56 - enialis
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, freaking Tatooine. I visited it a couple years ago, it's just hut structures and people trying to sell you desert roses (actually one of the vendors tried to crack his mate's skull open with a desert rose because he had stolen a client)
Good times
#58 to #57 - konradkurze
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
they still have that over there since the movie.....

thats like a 3d orgasm for the nerds
#126 to #58 - enialis
Reply 0
(05/07/2014) [-]
oops some Star Wars fans are getting pissed at you
#127 to #126 - konradkurze
Reply 0
(05/07/2014) [-]
as fat neckbeard star wars geeks do

stuffing their faces with junkfood brings on malnutrition-based anger issues
#32 to #4 - jfbyers
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
your text is so blue i can't even read it
#33 to #32 - konradkurze
Reply -6
(05/04/2014) [-]
thenhere,**************************************************************** hersoitsabitchtoreadandmakesyoureyesbleed
#20 to #4 - sedativechunk
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
Honestly a true fan should leave it there. It's something that shouldn't be tampered with.
#22 to #20 - konradkurze
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
well yeah, a 'true' fan would leave it there, possibly uncover it a bit if sand has piled up on it....but keep it there

but an obsessed fan....like some are..would want it for themselves
#65 to #22 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
I personally think it should be put in a museum dedicated to cinema
#68 to #65 - konradkurze
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
yeah but then transporting the village would be a problem
#69 to #68 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
well obviously don't move the village...
#70 to #69 - konradkurze
Reply -3
(05/04/2014) [-]
yeah, cant move the village but also how do you make the locals move the **** out of there to make it an official musuem
#71 to #70 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
well not the damn village...like they could take the skeleton apart and hang it up in a museum dedicated to cinema, preferably somewhere in the US.
#73 to #71 - konradkurze
Reply -4
(05/04/2014) [-]
well yeah, US has the biggest collection of geeks, and the whole star wars theme was started there so why not put the skeleton in the Smithsonian

the only other place would be in australia where theres so many geeks they made Jedi an actual religion
#5 to #4 - azraelthemage
Reply +149
(05/03/2014) [-]
Depends on how big it is though. It may bee too big too move. They may need a crane to get it out.
#17 to #5 - pootismang
Reply +5
(05/04/2014) [-]
Just use a wet mattress.
#6 to #5 - konradkurze
Reply -11
(05/03/2014) [-]
they could pull it apart perhaps, and ship home in parts, then reassemble
#21 to #6 - chimpaflimp ONLINE
Reply +8
(05/04/2014) [-]
He's referencing this.
#23 to #21 - konradkurze
Reply -21
(05/04/2014) [-]
that joke isnt even funny
some kids are just born dumb
#24 to #23 - chimpaflimp ONLINE
Reply +10
(05/04/2014) [-]
Case in point: You.
#25 to #24 - konradkurze
Reply -20
(05/04/2014) [-]
wow
youre what...6?
#50 to #25 - gammajk
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
>calls other people young
>doesn't even recognize the crane ****
Did your mother just get you your first computer or something?
#51 to #50 - konradkurze
Reply -7
(05/04/2014) [-]
sorry i dont sit on the internet all day looking up american humor to sort through the unfunny
#26 to #25 - chimpaflimp ONLINE
Reply +8
(05/04/2014) [-]
15. You're really just a condescending prick who's butthurt about not getting a reference, aren't you?
#28 to #26 - fuckingtrolls
Reply +3
(05/04/2014) [-]
I like you
#27 to #26 - konradkurze
Reply -15
(05/04/2014) [-]
not getting a refernce about something not funny....

yeah im happier now knowing that knowing useless ****

have a great life kid
#42 to #27 - WtfStrawberries
Reply +2
(05/04/2014) [-]
jeez
you know who you remind me of?
Stan, in that episode where he turned ten and started acting like everything was completely ******.
You're just one of those guys who's a downer to be around and/or talk to.
Different people find different things funny. Its a basic known fact, especially in funnyjunk. Just because you don't find something funny does not make the people who do stupid.
And you're happier not knowing this "useless ****"
and reading random facts on the internet is useful?
We all come here to waste time and do useless ****
You're doing the exact same thing.
#43 to #42 - konradkurze
Reply -8
(05/04/2014) [-]
#30 to #27 - juter
Reply +1
(05/04/2014) [-]
#31 to #30 - konradkurze
Reply -11
(05/04/2014) [-]
do tell what your issues is?

you a troll too?
#41 to #31 - juter
Reply +9
(05/04/2014) [-]
My issues:   
1. Your grammar. I can barely read what you're saying.   
2. Your blue text. Even if I could read what the **** you're saying, I couldn't read what the **** you're saying.   
3. This is the internet. You have to like what I like or you're a faggot.
My issues:
1. Your grammar. I can barely read what you're saying.
2. Your blue text. Even if I could read what the **** you're saying, I couldn't read what the **** you're saying.
3. This is the internet. You have to like what I like or you're a faggot.
#44 to #41 - konradkurze
Reply -13
(05/04/2014) [-]
1. cry
2. cry blood at my test
3. watch me drink your tears
oh and
4. eat a cookie you fat neckbeard
#45 to #44 - juter
Reply +5
(05/04/2014) [-]
getting called a neckbeard by some faggot on the internet
#47 to #45 - konradkurze
Reply -14
(05/04/2014) [-]
be careful not to start flaming,it might burn your neckbeard off kid
#48 to #47 - juter
Reply +6
(05/04/2014) [-]
I don't have a beard.
I don't have a beard.
#52 to #48 - konradkurze
Reply -10
(05/04/2014) [-]
oh so you burnt it off already
youre safe then, nothing left to lose
#107 to #52 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
sh8 b8 m8 ur not gr8 you get n8gative 8/8
#125 to #107 - konradkurze
Reply 0
(05/04/2014) [-]
yeah, fj has a huge collection of ********* who lurk on FJ to just bandwagon redthumb things
#54 to #52 - juter
Reply +4
(05/04/2014) [-]
I've never had a beard.
#55 to #54 - konradkurze
Reply -8
(05/04/2014) [-]
ooooh its worse than i thought

you flame so hard your face is a scorched wasteland where nothing grows
#59 to #55 - juter
Reply +5
(05/04/2014) [-]
Really?
Really?
#60 to #59 - konradkurze
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(05/04/2014) [-]
#29 to #27 - fuckingtrolls
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