A Marine meets his match. . A Marina' s Big Mistake In the U. S. Marines, doing a mock war in the Norwegian city of Trondheim with the Dutch, Germans and other
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A Marine meets his match

A Marina' s Big Mistake
In the U. S. Marines, doing a mock war in the
Norwegian city of Trondheim with the Dutch,
Germans and other allies, training in urban combat.
My infantry unit was positioned in a large soccer field
next to an elementary school. Keep in mind there
was no actual combat, even simulated; it was mostly
just practicing maneuvers and tactics. But we still
looked out of place with weapons and gear, etc. It' s
February. In Norway. Cold as hell. Snow up to our
knees. Norway obviously has no snow days, so the
kids were all in school.
Anyway, so Norway has this most delicious and
amazing delicacy, I have no idea what it' s called, but
it' s basically a hot dog; we just
assumed it was called Candy of the Lord. As
Americans we were naturally and instantly addicted.
You find them at gas stations, and there just
happened to be one on the other side of the school
where we were camped. A few of my fellow Marines
and I requested permission to go to the gas station
and WE Sit out on our way.
We made it to right about where the main entrance
of the school was, and the doors opened; school was
out. There were only a few kids, probably S or '
years old. Lots of talking and laughing. Gawking at us
as we walked by, with our guns and huge ridiculous
snow suits. one precocious little guy made shooting
noises at us. We made shooting noises back.
And then someone in my group. I don' t know who.
God help me I don' t know who...
Someone threw a snowball and hit a little girl in the
leg.
And those little Norwegian children unleashed hell.
There was a shrill cry in unintelligible gibberish and
the doors to the school burst open. School children
flooded out like a hoverhanding flood of something
that never ends. Screeching, smiling, sprinting - how
the hell were they spra' nding?? - little bastards were
slinging snowballs faster than the laws of physics
should allow. it was like that movie Elf. If you can
imagine riding in a fast car in a snowstorm and
sticking your head out the window. Now Imagine the
snowflakes that are hitting your face are the size of
snowballs. We couldn' t see a damn thing. We
couldn' t run. We could barely breathe. Holy hell....
We tried to return fire and threw one, maybe two
crappy snowballs that fell apart in the
air, arms flailing like fairies. I am from
Texas. We were a unit stationed in North Carolina.
We were so outmatched and out of our element, it
only made them laugh harder. We were cut off from
our main forces. we tried to perform a flanking
maneuver but they were too fast. I think some of
them were throwing rocks!
As for my comrades. I could see them speed
waddling in their huge suits back to camp like a
messed up pair of white Teletubbies, under
withering fire, Screw tactics, screw me, screw the
Candy of the Lord, this was survival! I was the slow
one in the group. My snow boots were too big but
they were the smallest size they had at Issue
My Marines had left me behind.
I tried pulling my hood over my head and keeping my
head down. No longer content to pelt my
defenseless body with ballistic snow, the enemy
swarmed me and dragged me down, cackling like a
pack of hyenas descending on a wildebeest. i tried to
sling them off by spinning. I came out of one of my
boots and fell. I began to scream and plead for them
to stop but they neither understood nor gave a single
Nordic damn. They literally pinned me down with
about fitte kids on each limb. It was then that I
actually thought - oh sh* t. I' m really in trouble. My
were ripped off and flung into trees.
They started shoving snow down my suit. Have you
ever had anyone drop an ice cube down your shirt?
Well now imagine someone shoveling handfuls of ice
cubes down your shirt. it literally shocked the breath
out of my body.
They left me laying like a Family Guy accident victim.
Moaning and screaming in the cold. Rifle packed with
snow and dirt. Boot buried somewhere. They ran
away laughing, jabbering in their crazy language. I lay
there trying to figure out just what in the great
American hell had happened.
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User avatar #289 - kingxddd (04/08/2014) [+] (7 children)
stickied by kingxddd
How did I get here
#197 - josieabby (04/08/2014) [-]
Moral of the story:   
   
Messin' with Nordic school children is snow joke.
Moral of the story:

Messin' with Nordic school children is snow joke.
#260 to #197 - smasselski (04/08/2014) [-]
I like this pun. It's a nice pun. Here, have a nice thumb for that delightful pun.
I like this pun. It's a nice pun. Here, have a nice thumb for that delightful pun.
#202 to #197 - weirdalchemy (04/08/2014) [-]
LMAO
Took me a while though.
#154 - dvdfaust ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Man in Uniform Dominated by Young Norwegians
#283 to #154 - norkas (04/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#142 - sindreo (04/07/2014) [-]
**sindreo rolled image** mfw fj community is suddenly 90% norwegians
#349 to #142 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
And "vikings"
#419 to #349 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
Found the Norwegian "vikings"
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#414 to #349 - skomakernikolai (04/08/2014) [-]
you have no way of proving that is a norwegian
#326 to #142 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
nice roll sindre
User avatar #390 to #142 - toggme (04/08/2014) [-]
Hei sindre
#398 to #390 - sindreo (04/08/2014) [-]
nice 1 thumb
User avatar #402 to #398 - toggme (04/08/2014) [-]
nice downthumb
#411 to #402 - sindreo (04/08/2014) [-]
ok r00d
User avatar #500 to #390 - sindre (04/22/2014) [-]
Hei.
#199 to #142 - zerith (04/08/2014) [-]
Nice roll.
Nice roll.
#43 - teludabomb (04/07/2014) [-]
When a snowball fight starts every Scandinavian child remembers their viking roots!
#186 to #43 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
You haven't been vikings for over a millennium. It's time to stop deluding yourselves.
#299 to #186 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
aw, little amerifag doesnt understand what a joke is
#343 to #186 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
Hey man well, neither have you!
#212 to #186 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
eat a dick faget
User avatar #238 to #186 - psykojet (04/08/2014) [-]
I think the last raid was late 1000's. So not quite.
#195 to #43 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
Im from Canada.

You have absolutely no idea
#297 to #43 - checkedem (04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** MFW i´ve never touched snow jon snow knows nothing
User avatar #82 to #43 - ottoboys (04/07/2014) [-]
i think thats the background for mount and blade warband
User avatar #95 to #82 - masterjogi (04/07/2014) [-]
indeed it is
#191 to #82 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
great game, goty every y
#12 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
This is 			*******		 great. Also what is that bacon thing called in Norwegian I want to know
This is ******* great. Also what is that bacon thing called in Norwegian I want to know
User avatar #19 to #12 - theepicone ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
it might be the one called "ugly dog" but i guess its just a normal hotdog with bacon, im from the town of trondheim in norway and i can confirm this. its true, we dont have snow days, dont need em.
User avatar #40 to #12 - Shenanigins (04/07/2014) [-]
The Candy of the Lord, can't you read?
#52 to #12 - chrispthesebbe (04/07/2014) [-]
we call it bacon sauasge. sausage with cheese in it wrapped in bacon. pretty usual, u can find it every where in norway
User avatar #61 to #52 - instakill (04/07/2014) [-]
**** , they sell the cheese sausages here in the US, I'm gonna make some of that stuff, so how is it cooked to come out best
#66 to #61 - chrispthesebbe (04/07/2014) [-]
first make the sausage then twist bacon around it and bake it in the oven i quess
User avatar #67 to #66 - instakill (04/07/2014) [-]
I'll try it
#69 to #67 - chrispthesebbe (04/07/2014) [-]
its good. but we use cheese sausages. those are the best
User avatar #179 to #69 - instakill (04/07/2014) [-]
that's what I was doing
#493 to #179 - chrispthesebbe (04/09/2014) [-]
well good luck sir
User avatar #90 to #12 - galaxyguy (04/07/2014) [-]
In Denmark we call it "Pølse i svøb" or just "med bacon?".
Those mean "Wrapped sausage" or "with bacon?", the last being a question. As in: "You want it with bacon?". Costs extra, of course.
It's pretty simple to make: You take an uncooked hotdog weiner, and you wrap it in raw bacon and you grill/fry it.
Then you shove it inside yourself For optimal results, use your mouth or a hotdog bun.
User avatar #94 to #12 - rockamekishiko (04/07/2014) [-]
if you live in the states, mexican hot dogs are wrapped in bacon too
#445 to #12 - mrbeggar (04/08/2014) [-]
It's called Baconpølse, its a sausage with cheese inside thats hand-wraped with delicous bacon then fried on the grill on low heat until the bacon is nice and crispy and the cheese within the sausage in melted. It's like an orgasm in your mouth
User avatar #502 to #12 - akmini (07/07/2014) [-]
There is also cheese inside the hot dog.

Source : I live in Norway
User avatar #503 to #502 - mrsnowballs (07/07/2014) [-]
I made that comment many months ago....
#34 to #12 - Tempra (04/07/2014) [-]
Pølse i svøb - wrapped sausege or wiener
User avatar #280 to #12 - fishandkids (04/08/2014) [-]
What do we call the sausage wrapped in bacon? baconsausage.
#13 to #12 - hugebulliest (04/07/2014) [-]
It's just called "Bacon pølse" translated "Bacon saucage" or for the Americans "Bacon hot dog"

You can also buy hot dogs, wrapped with bacon and filled with cheese. Oh man what a glory.
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
aldri hørt om
#20 to #14 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
Helt sikker på at du bor i Norge?
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. Bor i Ski
User avatar #136 to #21 - garaichu (04/07/2014) [-]
Woah, seriøst? Bor/Bodde i Vinterbro (bor for øyeblikket i England, men bodd hele livet i Kolbotn/Vinterbro).

Kult å ha en annen Funnyjunker så nære! (Du vet, annet enn at jeg nå er i England og sånt :V )
#24 to #21 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
Har du holdt deg unnabensinstasjoner og kiosker da eller?
User avatar #28 to #24 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Don't usually buy stuff from 7-11 or Narvesen
#29 to #28 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
Well done. Clap clap. I try to stay away from them too, but my friend keeps dragging me there.
#16 to #14 - hugebulliest (04/07/2014) [-]
Alle bensin stasjoner som selger mat selger Bacon pølser. Iallefall på vest og sør landet.
#17 to #12 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
Baconpølse
It's just a wiener with bacon wrapped around it, geez.

I can also confirm that there are no snow days, no mercy whatsoever. Unless it gets **************** I suppose, but it's not like that happens.

Pic related.
User avatar #33 to #17 - crampers (04/07/2014) [-]
(we call them "Pølse i svøb" as in "Pølse svøbet i bacon" = "Sausage wrapped in bacon")

and then we have the ones you show in comment #27 - Thats almost good, without the pickles it's quite delicious - Fried onions with ketchup, mustard and tartar/remoulade on top of a sausage - and then some retards put on pickles
#35 to #33 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
Can you buy those at gas stations?
User avatar #37 to #35 - crampers (04/07/2014) [-]
Bacon wrapped sausages yes, the other type - some gas stations not all though
#38 to #37 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
I'd say that's very silly.
User avatar #39 to #38 - crampers (04/07/2014) [-]
Well it is more of a grill stand thing really.
#41 to #39 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
I'd say that is silly as well.
User avatar #291 to #41 - sagedivinity (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you never seen a hotdog at a gas station?
User avatar #368 to #17 - PenguinsOfMars (04/08/2014) [-]
I wish my wiener had bacon wrapped around it
#438 to #17 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
lol you so "srs guise its just a bacon weenie" but your name is litterally baconmcbeykon... dont pretend you arent a bitch to gods glorious gift of bacon just like the rest of us :3
#462 to #438 - baconmcbeykon (04/08/2014) [-]
It's just... It's just that... The bacon should be in focus, not the wiener. That's like making Batman the side-kick of Aqualad! It just ticks me off!
It's just... It's just that... The bacon should be in focus, not the wiener. That's like making Batman the side-kick of Aqualad! It just ticks me off!
User avatar #363 to #17 - burgerfart (04/08/2014) [-]
ITs also cheese inside the pølse ghad damn it! Its the best pølse in the world!
User avatar #306 to #17 - choobe (04/08/2014) [-]
And cheese inside! Don't forget the cheese!
User avatar #287 to #17 - sursum (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus, why don't we have this here...
#335 to #287 - xxmemosxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Because ALL the states would be red
User avatar #370 to #335 - sursum (04/08/2014) [-]
Australian here
#371 to #370 - xxmemosxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Well then... time to write to the PM and ask, neigh, order that SOB to invest heavily in bacon wrapped hot dogs, for the good of the country and the Queen
User avatar #373 to #371 - sursum (04/08/2014) [-]
tbh I don't think I need to, I have a feeling this will be the defining issue of the next election anyway
#374 to #373 - xxmemosxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Bacon Hotdog for PM
#208 to #17 - proteinstain (04/08/2014) [-]
Us Mexicans have them also, they are ******* glorious.
User avatar #134 to #17 - garaichu (04/07/2014) [-]
**************** is not something I've ever come across. It doesn't ******* matter if the snow is high enough to cover doors, it's still not enough for snow days!

Norway!
User avatar #23 to #17 - golemcreator (04/07/2014) [-]
just the cheap version of a danish hotdog lol!
#27 to #23 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
I suppose? Though the Danish one looks messed up. VERY messed up. 3/10 wouldn't ingest.

This IS hwta you are talking about, right?
User avatar #30 to #27 - golemcreator (04/07/2014) [-]
yes and that is even the kids version, replace that red disgusting soucage with a normal frankfurter or something similar, wrap the **** in bacon and add a lot more stuffing on top that than, and also the cucumbers is always on top to hold the rest in place ;)
#31 to #30 - baconmcbeykon (04/07/2014) [-]
God freaking damn it, Denmark... Why do you have to be so..... Danish!?
User avatar #32 to #30 - golemcreator (04/07/2014) [-]
its a dane thing
User avatar #22 to #17 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
Oooooh ok. Got it
#109 - josieabby (04/07/2014) [-]
Lost it at "nor gave a single Nordic damn."
Lost it at "nor gave a single Nordic damn."
User avatar #182 to #109 - vikingesnumerouno (04/07/2014) [-]
>mint green and orange jacket
>grainy home video
>2007
This smells like Russia
User avatar #233 to #182 - kwizzy (04/08/2014) [-]
Not a car cam.
Your argument is now invalid.
User avatar #395 to #182 - traffy (04/08/2014) [-]
also since when do we have snow in June ?!
User avatar #394 to #182 - traffy (04/08/2014) [-]
have you even tried to set the date on those old cameras? it's harder than doing it on a VCR.... for as much as I know it can even be 1997
#18 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #400 to #18 - inyerfase (04/08/2014) [-]
dat oil cup
#264 - konradkurze (04/08/2014) [-]
his face
#105 - fzbarbeque (04/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #346 to #105 - soldiertwo (04/08/2014) [-]
******* aimbot...
#71 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
How could the Norwegian kids not understand "stop"?
I mean, it's "stopp" in Norwegian.

I guess they're all ice cold killers
#72 to #71 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
nevermind the ice cold part
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User avatar #78 to #71 - batmanisarabbit (04/07/2014) [-]
a snow fight dosen't stop until someone loses their gloves.
#86 to #71 - schmitty (04/07/2014) [-]
That 			*******		 pun.
That ******* pun.
User avatar #48 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Story time

>be 12 years old and Norwegian.
>Had been snowing the last couple days.
>wake up to find gigantic wall of snow
>so big that I cannot look above it.
>literally dig my way to school using a shovel.

Just another day of my childhood.
#449 to #48 - checkedem (04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image**
>be me
>tech store salesman
>on fj while working
>store is small and quite full
>read your story
>proceed to LOL
>boss and customers look at me
>still laughing
>boss aproaches
> ***************** .jpeg
>he reads the story
>proceed to LOL aswell
>MFW

User avatar #451 to #449 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Tell your boss that i appreciate the LOL.

Also this happened to various degrees during my childhood.
#26 - schmitty (04/07/2014) [-]
"Like a never ending flood of something that never ends"
User avatar #241 to #26 - kievaughnb (04/08/2014) [-]
Quote the content and mention you laugh for 100+ thumbs up. Tumblrjunk, everyone!
#256 to #241 - schmitty (04/08/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk and 4chan were doing that long before tumblr was even a website, yet alone also doing it.
User avatar #471 to #256 - kievaughnb (04/08/2014) [-]
Either way, your originality is highly compromised if you can't even contribute your own ideas to the content.
#353 to #241 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
how about you go **** yourself
User avatar #3 - kyubichan (04/07/2014) [-]
This is why no one should attack Norway in the winter. Even our kids will destroy you.
Btw the part about taking a lot of snow in you clothes are what kids usually do to the losers in a snowball fight in Norway.
User avatar #183 to #3 - leonhardt (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure their cute little snowballs will stop 50 tons of Russian Tank.
User avatar #221 to #183 - zevran (04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, I think you are taking a simple joke too seriously.
User avatar #222 to #221 - leonhardt (04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, I don't think you got my joke.
User avatar #223 to #222 - zevran (04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, your joke was crap.
User avatar #224 to #223 - leonhardt (04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, so was kyubichuns.
gg no re
User avatar #184 to #3 - leonhardt (04/07/2014) [-]
Also, implying Norway is of any importance or has any reason to be attacked by anyone
User avatar #364 to #184 - demonican (04/08/2014) [-]
The last time i checked oil was pretty valuable. (some countries even goes to war to get it)
#437 to #364 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
Settle down, butthurt Swedefag.
User avatar #468 to #437 - demonican (04/08/2014) [-]
Care to explain?
User avatar #378 to #3 - daragon (04/08/2014) [-]
Kids do the same in Denmark, and we don't even have that much snow...
#417 to #3 - jbywalec (04/08/2014) [-]
I can confirm this also happens in Scotland. Although our snow is never as severe as Norway's or any other Nordic countries.

Pic unrelated. I was just doodling...
#178 to #3 - dafttpunkk (04/07/2014) [-]
>hehe nordic country
>im instantly better than everyone.
this **** needs to quit, no one cares of your nationality.
User avatar #220 to #178 - zevran (04/08/2014) [-]
> Joke relelated to content and meant to be humerous.
> Instantly sees it as nordic supremacism
> Says noody cares about nordic nationalities, but obviously cares himself.
#329 to #178 - xxmemosxx (04/08/2014) [-]
*cough cough*
#392 to #178 - jazzytheferret (04/08/2014) [-]
Dafttdick was last spotted 13 hours ago.
#62 to #3 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
Hah I remember one time where I got like maybe half a handful of snow down the back of one of my neighbors' necks when I was 8 or 9. I only remember it because his mom bitched me out like I'd shanked the ****** and stolen his jacket.
User avatar #252 to #3 - SirMartin (04/08/2014) [-]
And shove snow into the face. never forget the face
#15 to #3 - hugebulliest (04/07/2014) [-]
Pull you to the ground and **** you up. Oh man being a kid during a snowy winder was great.

Once we took two hours off from school lectures to have a massive snowball fight. We spent half an hour or so building a fort each and then the rest just bombarding each other. The teachers even in on it... Which ended with one of them being filled with snow.

Oh man what a time.
#277 to #3 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
snøvasking er beste vaskingen
#294 to #3 - checkedem (04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** Never ending flood of this
#9 to #3 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
And sweden / any country with a lot of snow
#7 to #3 - gtfomylawnbish (04/07/2014) [-]
Where were all these kids in 1940?
User avatar #74 to #7 - kyubichan (04/07/2014) [-]
At camp
#261 to #74 - cosmicapprentice (04/08/2014) [-]
Inappropriate things to say about WWII kids.
#254 to #74 - SirMartin (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 chirst! Sure is going to hell for this one
Jesus ******* chirst! Sure is going to hell for this one
User avatar #409 to #7 - pjotor (04/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about typos but **** cheking all of it.

Well my grandfather and some of his friends tried to steal beer from the germans We start drinking early now, and it used to be earlier , it went **** but the germans laugehed and let them go.

But the best was what the grandfather of a friend of mine did. He and one of his friends were sledding down a hillside and a coupel of german soldeirs came walking bye. The soldiers clearly knew some norwegian beacuse my friends grandpa managed to get them to sit down on their sled to go down with them. The kids then set the course for the stepest ******* downhill around, and before the soldiers knew what was happening the kids jumped off. They were fine ofc, but they got burried under a ******* of snow that is also how kids in that town learned to swear in german
#36 to #7 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Stationed in Stalingrad, awaiting the German assault.
User avatar #51 to #36 - honkan (04/07/2014) [-]
Sorry? As far as I know the only Norwegians in Stalingrad fought for the Germans.
#181 to #51 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
2000 Norwegian soldier fought for the germans at the russian front.

Once read a book about one of them.
#53 to #51 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
It was a reference to how the cold sent the Germans to hell. Did you really think I was serious about sending kids to another country to defend it?
User avatar #55 to #53 - honkan (04/07/2014) [-]
I figured you were just talking about Norwegians in general.
#454 to #7 - gerfox (04/08/2014) [-]
They grew up and joined the resistance. My grandfather was 17 when the war started, and fought for the resistance. It's interesting to know that when the war ended the Germans had 400k soldiers stationed in Norway due to our resistance. They only had a fraction of that in France, a country with a ******** more inhabitants.
#153 to #7 - wwiiexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Watching their kitties
User avatar #57 - connorjay (04/07/2014) [-]
Well the marines shot first....

No Mercy ************ ...
#44 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
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#360 - freedombirdman (04/08/2014) [-]
You started a snowball fight?
With Norwegians?
On their own terrain?
Without even an Alaskan detachment for support?

I admire your bravery, but generally you don't enter an artillery fight with pocketknives.

Also, snowball fight tip for everyone: when you are outnumbered but have a physical size advantage, don't bother with snowballs; just pick up solidified chunks left by the snow plows and chuck those, much wider AOE and better stopping power. If they're stiff too soft just squeeze the mass against your chest like a bear hug, that compacts them really well and you keep a lot more snow in the finished product.
User avatar #366 to #360 - stifflimb (04/08/2014) [-]
Think they also made the mistake of thinking of them as innocent school kids, and when the truth dawned upon them, my god it was to late....
User avatar #211 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I was expecting this story to end out with a kid actually getting shot or something.
User avatar #215 to #211 - mutzaki (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was expecting some deranged asshole to actually point his gun at a kid while they were doing the fake bang-bangs.
But now I'm just smiling.
#143 - metalbeasteg (04/07/2014) [-]
"Screw tactics, screw me, screw the Candy of the Lord..."
#316 to #143 - originalinfidel (04/08/2014) [-]
In my original post on Reddit, I did say " **** tactics, **** me, **** the Candy of The Lord", but for some reason the guy who posted this decided to censor out all the ***** . The **** for?
User avatar #460 to #316 - metalbeasteg (04/08/2014) [-]
**** if I know, man.
#47 - armanthul (04/07/2014) [-]
aaah, barneskolen(elementary school), just like how i remember it
#81 to #47 - theironmaiden (04/07/2014) [-]
Yup, barneskolen used to be sweet during my childhood, I remember the whole school having a snowball-fight once, all those american action-blockbusters can **** off. Norway during winter is Hell.
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