A Marine meets his match. .. This is why no one should attack Norway in the winter. Even our kids will destroy you. Btw the part about taking a lot of snow in you clothes are what kids usua A Marine meets his match This is why no one should attack Norway in the winter Even our kids will destroy you Btw part about taking a lot of snow clothes are what usua
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#289 - kingxddd [OP]
Reply -83
(04/08/2014) [+] (7 children)
stickied by kingxddd
How did I get here
#442 to #289 - atheistzilla
Reply -1
(04/08/2014) [-]
kingxddd's fw
#413 to #289 - aidansofunny
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I love how everybody pressed the red thumb for no reason
#420 to #413 - michealswagson
Reply -5
(04/08/2014) [-]
i hope you die in a horrible accident and may your relatives go with you
#453 to #289 - leonbecofuckyou
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Why do you always do this?
#452 to #289 - cocainecowboy
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#401 to #289 - Dincorta
Reply +5
(04/08/2014) [-]
Where will you be when Alzheimer's strikes?
#365 to #289 - youmotherfather
Reply +13
(04/08/2014) [-]
easy, your dad forgot to wear a condom
#3 - kyubichan
Reply +593
(04/07/2014) [-]
This is why no one should attack Norway in the winter. Even our kids will destroy you.
Btw the part about taking a lot of snow in you clothes are what kids usually do to the losers in a snowball fight in Norway.
#178 to #3 - dafttpunkk
Reply -18
(04/07/2014) [-]
>hehe nordic country
>im instantly better than everyone.
this **** needs to quit, no one cares of your nationality.
#220 to #178 - zevran
Reply +23
(04/08/2014) [-]
> Joke relelated to content and meant to be humerous.
> Instantly sees it as nordic supremacism
> Says noody cares about nordic nationalities, but obviously cares himself.
#329 to #178 - xxmemosxx
Reply +6
(04/08/2014) [-]
*cough cough*
#392 to #178 - jazzytheferret
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Dafttdick was last spotted 13 hours ago.
#184 to #3 - leonhardt
Reply -8
(04/07/2014) [-]
Also, implying Norway is of any importance or has any reason to be attacked by anyone
#364 to #184 - demonican
Reply +1
(04/08/2014) [-]
The last time i checked oil was pretty valuable. (some countries even goes to war to get it)
#437 to #364 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Settle down, butthurt Swedefag.
#468 to #437 - demonican
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Care to explain?
#183 to #3 - leonhardt
Reply -7
(04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure their cute little snowballs will stop 50 tons of Russian Tank.
#221 to #183 - zevran
Reply +8
(04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, I think you are taking a simple joke too seriously.
#222 to #221 - leonhardt
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, I don't think you got my joke.
#223 to #222 - zevran
Reply +9
(04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, your joke was crap.
#224 to #223 - leonhardt
Reply -7
(04/08/2014) [-]
Pst, so was kyubichuns.
gg no re
#9 to #3 - anon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
And sweden / any country with a lot of snow
#62 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2014) [-]
Hah I remember one time where I got like maybe half a handful of snow down the back of one of my neighbors' necks when I was 8 or 9. I only remember it because his mom bitched me out like I'd shanked the ****** and stolen his jacket.
#277 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
snøvasking er beste vaskingen
#378 to #3 - daragon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Kids do the same in Denmark, and we don't even have that much snow...
#417 to #3 - jbywalec
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I can confirm this also happens in Scotland. Although our snow is never as severe as Norway's or any other Nordic countries.

Pic unrelated. I was just doodling...
#252 to #3 - SirMartin
Reply +2
(04/08/2014) [-]
And shove snow into the face. never forget the face
#15 to #3 - hugebulliest
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Pull you to the ground and **** you up. Oh man being a kid during a snowy winder was great.

Once we took two hours off from school lectures to have a massive snowball fight. We spent half an hour or so building a fort each and then the rest just bombarding each other. The teachers even in on it... Which ended with one of them being filled with snow.

Oh man what a time.
#294 to #3 - checkedem
Reply +7
(04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** Never ending flood of this
#7 to #3 - gtfomylawnbish
Reply +133
(04/07/2014) [-]
Where were all these kids in 1940?
#74 to #7 - kyubichan
Reply +123
(04/07/2014) [-]
At camp
#261 to #74 - cosmicapprentice
Reply +32
(04/08/2014) [-]
Inappropriate things to say about WWII kids.
#174 to #74 - snowshark
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #74 - SirMartin
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* chirst! Sure is going to hell for this one
Jesus ******* chirst! Sure is going to hell for this one
#409 to #7 - pjotor
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about typos but **** cheking all of it.

Well my grandfather and some of his friends tried to steal beer from the germans We start drinking early now, and it used to be earlier , it went **** but the germans laugehed and let them go.

But the best was what the grandfather of a friend of mine did. He and one of his friends were sledding down a hillside and a coupel of german soldeirs came walking bye. The soldiers clearly knew some norwegian beacuse my friends grandpa managed to get them to sit down on their sled to go down with them. The kids then set the course for the stepest ******* downhill around, and before the soldiers knew what was happening the kids jumped off. They were fine ofc, but they got burried under a ******* of snow that is also how kids in that town learned to swear in german
#454 to #7 - gerfox
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(04/08/2014) [-]
They grew up and joined the resistance. My grandfather was 17 when the war started, and fought for the resistance. It's interesting to know that when the war ended the Germans had 400k soldiers stationed in Norway due to our resistance. They only had a fraction of that in France, a country with a ******** more inhabitants.
#153 to #7 - wwiiexplain
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Watching their kitties
#36 to #7 - comradewinter ONLINE
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Stationed in Stalingrad, awaiting the German assault.
#51 to #36 - honkan
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Sorry? As far as I know the only Norwegians in Stalingrad fought for the Germans.
#181 to #51 - felixjarl
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(04/07/2014) [-]
2000 Norwegian soldier fought for the germans at the russian front.

Once read a book about one of them.
#53 to #51 - comradewinter ONLINE
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(04/07/2014) [-]
It was a reference to how the cold sent the Germans to hell. Did you really think I was serious about sending kids to another country to defend it?
#55 to #53 - honkan
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(04/07/2014) [-]
I figured you were just talking about Norwegians in general.
#43 - teludabomb
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(04/07/2014) [-]
When a snowball fight starts every Scandinavian child remembers their viking roots!
#186 to #43 - anon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
You haven't been vikings for over a millennium. It's time to stop deluding yourselves.
#444 to #186 - bjorngrim
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#343 to #186 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Hey man well, neither have you!
#299 to #186 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
aw, little amerifag doesnt understand what a joke is
#212 to #186 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
eat a dick faget
#238 to #186 - psykojet
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I think the last raid was late 1000's. So not quite.
#195 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
Im from Canada.

You have absolutely no idea
#297 to #43 - checkedem
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(04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** MFW i´ve never touched snow jon snow knows nothing
#82 to #43 - ottoboys
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(04/07/2014) [-]
i think thats the background for mount and blade warband
#95 to #82 - masterjogi
Reply +19
(04/07/2014) [-]
indeed it is
#191 to #82 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(04/07/2014) [-]
great game, goty every y
#26 - schmitty
Reply +306
(04/07/2014) [-]
"Like a never ending flood of something that never ends"
#241 to #26 - kievaughnb
Reply -2
(04/08/2014) [-]
Quote the content and mention you laugh for 100+ thumbs up. Tumblrjunk, everyone!
#256 to #241 - schmitty
Reply +19
(04/08/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk and 4chan were doing that long before tumblr was even a website, yet alone also doing it.
#471 to #256 - kievaughnb
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Either way, your originality is highly compromised if you can't even contribute your own ideas to the content.
#353 to #241 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
how about you go **** yourself
#399 to #26 - reapermaster ONLINE
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#200 to #26 - zerith
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#142 - sindreo
Reply +220
(04/07/2014) [-]
**sindreo rolled image** mfw fj community is suddenly 90% norwegians
#349 to #142 - AdamBaum
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(04/08/2014) [-]
And "vikings"
#414 to #349 - skomakernikolai
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(04/08/2014) [-]
you have no way of proving that is a norwegian
#419 to #349 - AdamBaum
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Found the Norwegian "vikings"
#418 to #349 - AdamBaum
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#326 to #142 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
nice roll sindre
#390 to #142 - toggme
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Hei sindre
#500 to #390 - sindre
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Hei.
#398 to #390 - sindreo
Reply -1
(04/08/2014) [-]
nice 1 thumb
#402 to #398 - toggme
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(04/08/2014) [-]
nice downthumb
#411 to #402 - sindreo
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(04/08/2014) [-]
ok r00d
#199 to #142 - zerith
Reply +11
(04/08/2014) [-]
Nice roll.
Nice roll.
#154 - dvdfaust ONLINE
Reply +210
(04/07/2014) [-]
Man in Uniform Dominated by Young Norwegians
#283 to #154 - norkas
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(04/08/2014) [-]
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#12 - mrsnowballs
Reply +72
(04/07/2014) [-]
This is ******* great. Also what is that bacon thing called in Norwegian I want to know
This is ******* great. Also what is that bacon thing called in Norwegian I want to know
#19 to #12 - theepicone
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(04/07/2014) [-]
it might be the one called "ugly dog" but i guess its just a normal hotdog with bacon, im from the town of trondheim in norway and i can confirm this. its true, we dont have snow days, dont need em.
#40 to #12 - Shenanigins
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(04/07/2014) [-]
The Candy of the Lord, can't you read?
#52 to #12 - chrispthesebbe
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(04/07/2014) [-]
we call it bacon sauasge. sausage with cheese in it wrapped in bacon. pretty usual, u can find it every where in norway
#61 to #52 - instakill
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(04/07/2014) [-]
****, they sell the cheese sausages here in the US, I'm gonna make some of that stuff, so how is it cooked to come out best
#66 to #61 - chrispthesebbe
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(04/07/2014) [-]
first make the sausage then twist bacon around it and bake it in the oven i quess
#67 to #66 - instakill
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(04/07/2014) [-]
I'll try it
#69 to #67 - chrispthesebbe
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(04/07/2014) [-]
its good. but we use cheese sausages. those are the best
#179 to #69 - instakill
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(04/07/2014) [-]
that's what I was doing
#493 to #179 - chrispthesebbe
Reply 0
(04/09/2014) [-]
well good luck sir
#90 to #12 - galaxyguy
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(04/07/2014) [-]
In Denmark we call it "Pølse i svøb" or just "med bacon?".
Those mean "Wrapped sausage" or "with bacon?", the last being a question. As in: "You want it with bacon?". Costs extra, of course.
It's pretty simple to make: You take an uncooked hotdog weiner, and you wrap it in raw bacon and you grill/fry it.
Then you shove it inside yourself For optimal results, use your mouth or a hotdog bun.
#94 to #12 - rockamekishiko
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(04/07/2014) [-]
if you live in the states, mexican hot dogs are wrapped in bacon too
#445 to #12 - mrbeggar ONLINE
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(04/08/2014) [-]
It's called Baconpølse, its a sausage with cheese inside thats hand-wraped with delicous bacon then fried on the grill on low heat until the bacon is nice and crispy and the cheese within the sausage in melted. It's like an orgasm in your mouth
#502 to #12 - akmini
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(07/07/2014) [-]
There is also cheese inside the hot dog.

Source : I live in Norway
#503 to #502 - mrsnowballs
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(07/07/2014) [-]
I made that comment many months ago....
#34 to #12 - Tempra
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Pølse i svøb - wrapped sausege or wiener
#280 to #12 - fishandkids
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(04/08/2014) [-]
What do we call the sausage wrapped in bacon? baconsausage.
#13 to #12 - hugebulliest
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(04/07/2014) [-]
It's just called "Bacon pølse" translated "Bacon saucage" or for the Americans "Bacon hot dog"

You can also buy hot dogs, wrapped with bacon and filled with cheese. Oh man what a glory.
#14 to #13 - mrsnowballs
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(04/07/2014) [-]
aldri hørt om
#20 to #14 - baconmcbeykon
Reply 0
(04/07/2014) [-]
Helt sikker på at du bor i Norge?
#21 to #20 - mrsnowballs
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Yep. Bor i Ski
#136 to #21 - garaichu
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Woah, seriøst? Bor/Bodde i Vinterbro (bor for øyeblikket i England, men bodd hele livet i Kolbotn/Vinterbro).

Kult å ha en annen Funnyjunker så nære! (Du vet, annet enn at jeg nå er i England og sånt :V )
#24 to #21 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Har du holdt deg unnabensinstasjoner og kiosker da eller?
#28 to #24 - mrsnowballs
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Don't usually buy stuff from 7-11 or Narvesen
#29 to #28 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Well done. Clap clap. I try to stay away from them too, but my friend keeps dragging me there.
#16 to #14 - hugebulliest
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Alle bensin stasjoner som selger mat selger Bacon pølser. Iallefall på vest og sør landet.
#17 to #12 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Baconpølse
It's just a wiener with bacon wrapped around it, geez.

I can also confirm that there are no snow days, no mercy whatsoever. Unless it gets **************** I suppose, but it's not like that happens.

Pic related.
#33 to #17 - crampers
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(04/07/2014) [-]
(we call them "Pølse i svøb" as in "Pølse svøbet i bacon" = "Sausage wrapped in bacon")

and then we have the ones you show in comment #27 - Thats almost good, without the pickles it's quite delicious - Fried onions with ketchup, mustard and tartar/remoulade on top of a sausage - and then some retards put on pickles
#35 to #33 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Can you buy those at gas stations?
#37 to #35 - crampers
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Bacon wrapped sausages yes, the other type - some gas stations not all though
#38 to #37 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
I'd say that's very silly.
#39 to #38 - crampers
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Well it is more of a grill stand thing really.
#41 to #39 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
I'd say that is silly as well.
#291 to #41 - sagedivinity ONLINE
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Have you never seen a hotdog at a gas station?
#368 to #17 - PenguinsOfMars
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I wish my wiener had bacon wrapped around it
#438 to #17 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
lol you so "srs guise its just a bacon weenie" but your name is litterally baconmcbeykon... dont pretend you arent a bitch to gods glorious gift of bacon just like the rest of us :3
#462 to #438 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
It's just... It's just that... The bacon should be in focus, not the wiener. That's like making Batman the side-kick of Aqualad! It just ticks me off!
It's just... It's just that... The bacon should be in focus, not the wiener. That's like making Batman the side-kick of Aqualad! It just ticks me off!
#363 to #17 - burgerfart
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(04/08/2014) [-]
ITs also cheese inside the pølse ghad damn it! Its the best pølse in the world!
#306 to #17 - choobe
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(04/08/2014) [-]
And cheese inside! Don't forget the cheese!
#287 to #17 - sursum
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus, why don't we have this here...
#335 to #287 - xxmemosxx
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Because ALL the states would be red
#370 to #335 - sursum
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Australian here
#371 to #370 - xxmemosxx
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Well then... time to write to the PM and ask, neigh, order that SOB to invest heavily in bacon wrapped hot dogs, for the good of the country and the Queen
#373 to #371 - sursum
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(04/08/2014) [-]
tbh I don't think I need to, I have a feeling this will be the defining issue of the next election anyway
#374 to #373 - xxmemosxx
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Bacon Hotdog for PM
#208 to #17 - proteinstain
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Us Mexicans have them also, they are ******* glorious.
#134 to #17 - garaichu
Reply 0
(04/07/2014) [-]
**************** is not something I've ever come across. It doesn't ******* matter if the snow is high enough to cover doors, it's still not enough for snow days!

Norway!
#23 to #17 - golemcreator
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(04/07/2014) [-]
just the cheap version of a danish hotdog lol!
#27 to #23 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
I suppose? Though the Danish one looks messed up. VERY messed up. 3/10 wouldn't ingest.

This IS hwta you are talking about, right?
#30 to #27 - golemcreator
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(04/07/2014) [-]
yes and that is even the kids version, replace that red disgusting soucage with a normal frankfurter or something similar, wrap the **** in bacon and add a lot more stuffing on top that than, and also the cucumbers is always on top to hold the rest in place ;)
#31 to #30 - baconmcbeykon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
God freaking damn it, Denmark... Why do you have to be so..... Danish!?
#32 to #30 - golemcreator
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(04/07/2014) [-]
its a dane thing
#22 to #17 - mrsnowballs
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Oooooh ok. Got it
#109 - josieabby
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Lost it at "nor gave a single Nordic damn."
Lost it at "nor gave a single Nordic damn."
#182 to #109 - vikingesnumerouno
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(04/07/2014) [-]
>mint green and orange jacket
>grainy home video
>2007
This smells like Russia
#233 to #182 - kwizzy
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Not a car cam.
Your argument is now invalid.
#395 to #182 - traffy
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(04/08/2014) [-]
also since when do we have snow in June ?!
#394 to #182 - traffy
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(04/08/2014) [-]
have you even tried to set the date on those old cameras? it's harder than doing it on a VCR.... for as much as I know it can even be 1997
#197 - josieabby
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Moral of the story:   
   
Messin' with Nordic school children is snow joke.
Moral of the story:

Messin' with Nordic school children is snow joke.
#260 to #197 - smasselski
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I like this pun. It's a nice pun. Here, have a nice thumb for that delightful pun.
I like this pun. It's a nice pun. Here, have a nice thumb for that delightful pun.
#202 to #197 - weirdalchemy
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(04/08/2014) [-]
LMAO
Took me a while though.
#214 to #197 - nomsoms
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#48 - felixjarl
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Story time

>be 12 years old and Norwegian.
>Had been snowing the last couple days.
>wake up to find gigantic wall of snow
>so big that I cannot look above it.
>literally dig my way to school using a shovel.

Just another day of my childhood.
#449 to #48 - checkedem
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(04/08/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image**
>be me
>tech store salesman
>on fj while working
>store is small and quite full
>read your story
>proceed to LOL
>boss and customers look at me
>still laughing
>boss aproaches
>*****************.jpeg
>he reads the story
>proceed to LOL aswell
>MFW

#451 to #449 - felixjarl
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(04/08/2014) [-]
Tell your boss that i appreciate the LOL.

Also this happened to various degrees during my childhood.
#264 - konradkurze
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(04/08/2014) [-]
his face