A Chinesexplain to confirm this madness?. . WHY IS ENGLISH so MUCH FUN? ALL THE FAITH HE HAD HAD HAD HAD NO EFFERT ON THE DP HIS LIFE. BECAUSE THAT SENTENCE MAK
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A Chinesexplain to confirm this madness?

WHY IS ENGLISH so
MUCH FUN?
ALL THE FAITH HE HAD HAD HAD HAD NO
EFFERT ON THE DP HIS LIFE.
BECAUSE THAT SENTENCE
MAKES PERFECT SENSE,
Here is a Chinese poem called
Poet in the Stone Den''
This is its translation
In a stone den was a poet called Shi Shi. who
was a lion addict. and had resolved to eat ten lions.
He. offen went to the market to look for lions.
at ten o' clock. ten lions had just arrived at the
markle
N that time. Std had just arrived at the market.
He saw those ten lions. and using his trusty arrows.
caused the ten lions to die.
den.
The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to
wipe it.
After the stone den was wiped. he tried to eat those
ten lions.
When he ate. he realized that these ten lions were in
tact ten stone lion corpses-
Try to this matter.
And here' s how you' d read it:
Shishi std mi std mi. shi mi. mimi shishi.
Shi shi chichichi shi std.
Shi std. std std std" shi shi.
Std shi, std std std shi shi.
Std std std std std. shi std std. shi shi std std std std-
Shi shishi std std std. mi shishi-
Shishi std. shi mi std std std std-
Std std shi, std as shi std std std mt.
Shi std. mi std std shi shi shi, std shi std mi mi.
Std shi std std.
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User avatar #12 - pandafur (07/03/2014) [-]
That's what Shi said.
User avatar #72 to #12 - optimussum (07/03/2014) [-]
glorious
User avatar #3 - bestfoxgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
Shi Shi was one hell of a stoner.
#10 - nerftank (07/03/2014) [-]
There's even a longer example of wordplay with the word "had."

A teacher gave an assignment for the students to write a sentence about a man who suffered from a cold in the past.
James wrote, "The man had a cold," which was incorrect.
John wrote, "The man had had a cold," which was correct.
Therefore...
John, where James had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
User avatar #30 to #10 - ChewyConor (07/03/2014) [-]
You can take this in theory an infinite number of times forward. I'll show you the next level.
Steve tries to tell of these 11 hads in class but forgets the last one, ending in "...had a better effect on the teacher." rather than the correct one which Tom says, ending in "...had had a better effect on the teacher.
So now (parentheses only used for simplicity to understand):
Tom, where Steve had had "(had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had)", had had "(had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had)"; "(had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had)" had had a better effect on the teacher.
#47 - stdinjectedorphan (07/03/2014) [-]
After he found out that the lions were made of stone

" **** **** **** ************ **** ******** **** . ************ **** **** !"
#1 - rogernice (07/02/2014) [-]
oh shi-t
User avatar #16 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (07/03/2014) [-]
Almost sounds like my name
#9 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		, the blue rainbow horse thing was saying a chinese poem and we never even knew it!   
   
" shishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishi"
Oh **** , the blue rainbow horse thing was saying a chinese poem and we never even knew it!

" shishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishi"
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#17 to #9 - JustintheWaysian (07/03/2014) [-]
Didn't even think of that one. Nice catch
User avatar #65 to #9 - jntcoolman (07/03/2014) [-]
I dont care if this is about ponies, those videos were funny.
User avatar #79 to #65 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks. That's how it should be about MLP parodys.
Nobody really gives a **** about friendship or the girly **** .
#15 to #9 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
iamaniceperson YOU ARE A DOWN-THUMBING LIAR! You aren't very nice at all!
User avatar #43 to #15 - iamaniceperson (07/03/2014) [-]
Who said that I'm nice?
I'm just ice cold. Do you know how long I waited to do this joke
#67 to #43 - fridginator (07/03/2014) [-]
Dude! That's clever.
Dude! That's clever.
User avatar #54 to #43 - nimithecat (07/03/2014) [-]
I... I want to become your friend just for that **** ...
Ignore the fact that I'm a ponyfag, I need to have you on my friend list.
User avatar #58 - poeci (07/03/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4
if anyone's interested
#41 - cptsweatpants (07/03/2014) [-]
Well so much for wanting to learn chinese. Guess I'll stick to japanese or korean.
Well so much for wanting to learn chinese. Guess I'll stick to japanese or korean.
#38 - junkk (07/03/2014) [-]
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#61 - thedeadedfish (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't...
I don't...
User avatar #60 - dedaluminus (07/03/2014) [-]
If I'm ever described as a "lion addict" I have lived my life very well.
User avatar #45 - megaton (07/03/2014) [-]
oh its a ye old chinese tounge twister
#32 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
shi shi shi shi ****
#31 - railyeightseven ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - Oxford Bangladesh Society you what mate
#19 - Rascal (07/03/2014) [-]
Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - Oxford Bangladesh Society
**** .
Chinese (Cantonese and manderin) has over 900 characters, could you imagine a Chinese episode of wheel of fortune?
#2 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
mfw i found this story in a english to chinese textbook.
#73 - toxicwastedump (07/03/2014) [-]
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