602 653 3743!. changing my number in a few hours. but my sister bet me $50 i couldnt reach a 1000 texts till then from randoms! im not replying, maybe ;), and i text challenge few hours
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602 653 3743!

602 653 3743!. changing my number in a few hours. but my sister bet me $50 i couldnt reach a 1000 texts till then from randoms! im not replying, maybe ;), and i

changing my number in a few hours. but my sister bet me $50 i couldnt reach a 1000 texts till then from randoms! im not replying, maybe ;), and i have unlimited texting so its all good! please please please help me! i want that ho to give me money!

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#1 - fizzor (12/09/2013) [-]
MFW description
User avatar #19 to #1 - killthebilly (12/10/2013) [-]
title + description = sense
#52 to #19 - John Cena (12/10/2013) [-]
if he had made her bet sexual favors, I would have texted
User avatar #21 - ravertoby (12/10/2013) [-]
Well, this guy needs to be told that the Joker has a lot of money, in the movie his suit is custom made just for him and he supplies all of his minions with weapons. On top of that he actually knows how to fight and go hand to hand against batman, he isnt some frail wimp. Not some insane homeless guy.
User avatar #25 to #21 - crazyllamax (12/10/2013) [-]
He also burned half the mob's money cause why not?
User avatar #26 to #21 - nevrit (12/10/2013) [-]
Yes, he has money from the gang leaders. Which might I remind that he stole and proceeded to burn afterwards. Watching the scenes where they fight, Joker does nothing to fight on par with Batman.
User avatar #35 to #26 - ravertoby (12/10/2013) [-]
He already had alot of money before he burned that pile. And in tdkr he wasnt fighting to beat batman, he was fighting to get batman to go against what he stands for. If you didnt pay attention in the movie he wants batman to kill him, and the batman in that movie doesnt want to cause anyones death.
User avatar #64 to #35 - nevrit (12/11/2013) [-]
Yes, before he burned that pile he had the money he stole from the gang leaders. The pile burning didn't come until he no longer needed it. I payed attention to the movie and him wanting the Batman to kill him was a goal, but not his only. Regardless of if he wanted to kill the Batman or not, your statement that he can go against Batman in h2h combat is only true to a point in that he can fight against the batman, not that he can stand a chance. Go back and watch the scene where they fight, there was no real skill in how he got the Batman down, rather it was more so luck and a well timed blow during disorientation. The Joker was crafty, and he was quite tough, but he was not quite on the level you place him at.
#31 to #26 - John Cena (12/10/2013) [-]
Because he doesn't need to? He fights smart- in TDKR, it involved setting German Shepherds/Alsations to **** Batman up and hit him in the face with a pipe.
User avatar #30 to #26 - vikingfaen (12/10/2013) [-]
Depends on what Joker you are talking about. TDK joker wasn't skilled in close combat, he was more insane. The DC "Who's Who" describes the Joker as an average hand to hand combatant. But it also goes on to say that he becomes stronger in the heat of a fight as a result of his insanity. But there are some comics I think that he's almost on par with batman.
User avatar #32 to #30 - nevrit (12/10/2013) [-]
The conversation is on the movie from what the guy above was talking about. I was speaking in response to what he had said.
User avatar #38 to #32 - vikingfaen (12/10/2013) [-]
The Dark Knight isn't just a film, you know.
User avatar #63 to #38 - nevrit (12/11/2013) [-]
I know, but this specific film line and the comic line of Dark Knight aren't the exact same either. The guy in the first comment of this thread said "In the movie". My comment was about the movie from the Dark Knight trilogy, not the comics, not the other movies.
User avatar #65 to #63 - vikingfaen (12/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough. That Joker that Heath Ledger portrayed was best suited for the film IMO. Cool profile pic btw.
User avatar #66 to #65 - nevrit (12/11/2013) [-]
I feel like I could probably say the same. And ty
#29 - skiskate (12/10/2013) [-]
Relevant as ****
#27 - infinitereaper (12/10/2013) [-]
Now turn it the other way around   
   
A homeless man in clown makeup with several "crippling" mental illnesses takes on a muscle-bound martial artist equipped with body armor and a billion dollars' worth of weapons.   
   
The Joker is the best.
Now turn it the other way around

A homeless man in clown makeup with several "crippling" mental illnesses takes on a muscle-bound martial artist equipped with body armor and a billion dollars' worth of weapons.

The Joker is the best.
#46 to #27 - wimwam (12/10/2013) [-]
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
#28 - selfrazedzealot (12/10/2013) [-]
im pretty sure theres a reason you never thought of it that way...

because it isnt that way
User avatar #43 - asmodeu (12/10/2013) [-]
Except the homeless clown is a bloody genius, backed up by his own bloody army, who are bloody armed to the bloody teeth and like using a lot of bloody explosives to cause a bloody havoc and bloody mischief and the bloody police are bloody overpowered by the clown's bloody gang, bloody hell.
please read this in a british accent
#45 to #43 - luxray (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #43 - jackmanagan (12/10/2013) [-]
i know bloody is a curse. but to a murican it sounds silly. flim-flam homeless clown with a flim-flam army and flim-flam explosives
User avatar #57 to #51 - thebestpieever (12/10/2013) [-]
It's not so much a curse as it is an expletive that it's used to emphasise other insult. e.g. "Bloody git" could potentially offend someone, "Bloody Frank" not so much.
User avatar #59 to #57 - jackmanagan (12/10/2013) [-]
ooohhhHHHhhhh
makes more sense that way.
thank you random interneter.
User avatar #56 to #43 - thebestpieever (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm British so... could an American explain how is this supposed to be funny?
User avatar #60 to #56 - Enternal (12/10/2013) [-]
its not
User avatar #47 to #43 - imonfrontpageagain (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - travismackie (12/10/2013) [-]
An insane phycopathic man who dresses up as a clown along with a gang of very bad men terrorize the city with explosives and threatens to bring down all, the only person who can stop him is a man whom is armed with hand- made weapons, and only his strength despite being outnumbered.
User avatar #7 to #4 - angreif (12/10/2013) [-]
well, not really hand made
User avatar #16 to #7 - travismackie (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeeeeah, I'm thinking more comics and such...
#42 - tipjar (12/10/2013) [-]
Was about to comment saying ' **** off, Bane is hench as *****
#34 - newzalaman (12/10/2013) [-]
An orphan who is forbidden by his own morals to use lethal force and fights with nothing more than a bunch of hand-made weapons takes on a psychopatic sociopathic criminal mastermind who has no moral, ideological or logical boundaries and who has an army of heavily armed cuttroat mercenaries.

It can go both ways...
User avatar #40 - xdeathspawnx (12/10/2013) [-]
Joker is neither homeless of frail, and his illnesses are what make him an even more difficult enemy to defeat, because he does not react like a normal person and is hard to predict.
User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill (12/10/2013) [-]
I've always wondered, how do supervillains often get so many minions?
#17 to #12 - kez (12/10/2013) [-]
Joker got the current gangs to work for him using his money from the bank heist where he used like 5 people.
#15 to #12 - ftsfts ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Same way Hitler got people to follow him.
User avatar #18 to #12 - XboxJunky (12/10/2013) [-]
Charisma, money from robberies...and would you say no to someone who wouldn't think twice about beating you to death with the first thing they see?
User avatar #20 to #12 - rbpwn (12/10/2013) [-]
Money

Joker gets his from people he's met in Arham/people with severe mental ilnesses, though
User avatar #24 to #12 - andywazowski (12/10/2013) [-]
The promise of fortune + most of them are insane inmates from Arkham (or something simmilar)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fuzzyballs (12/10/2013) [-]
cuz they get paid a lot
also, it's a comic, **** realism

and most of them don't even have faces, just masks
#41 - haseotakaeda (12/10/2013) [-]
They're enabling, really
They're enabling, really
User avatar #48 - gongthehawkeye (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be honest, I never cared for the Dark Knight movies.
I'm just not that into Batman, he kinda bores me.
#58 - John Cena (12/10/2013) [-]
I've just always ******* hated Batman. Definitely one of my least favorite heroes. I'll always be a Superman fan. **** Batman.
#54 - John Cena (12/10/2013) [-]
Like the US and Bin Laden?
#53 - lolsrsslybro (12/10/2013) [-]
i hate it when people try so ******* hard to make you look at things differently by over simplifying way too much.....

it's like...no.
User avatar #55 to #53 - thebestpieever (12/10/2013) [-]
But that's not over simplifying all that much.
Batman is a man of privilege, who only got training and tools because he had an immense wealth backing him up. And can operate freely because that incredible wealth allows him to pull basically any string he wishes.
The Joker, on the other hand, is man who has been relentlessly beaten by life and driven to madness. The only thing he wishes is to destroy the world that allowed him to become what he is.
User avatar #44 - enkei (12/10/2013) [-]
did you just...
User avatar #39 - runescapewasgood (12/10/2013) [-]
@desc/title

Pretty sure OP is just ******* with us, it's actually just some random person, they have limited texts, and they hate all of us right now.
User avatar #37 - darthsyphilis (12/10/2013) [-]
we should all call it from *67 numbers.
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