6 months ago.. Still not sorry about it, smell rating was 11/10.. us, itu' acl pr L T "illa BEHEST THEY " l III HIST i p. rum. For those wanting the full storey >wake up at 7am to fiance having a seizure in my arms > .jpg >call ambulance >after they arrive she calms down &gt
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6 months ago.

Still not sorry about it, smell rating was 11/10.

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Submitted: 01/03/2014
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#19 - shaddz (01/04/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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For those wanting the full storey
>wake up at 7am to fiance having a seizure in my arms
> ************ .jpg
>call ambulance
>after they arrive she calms down
>they tell me it is a common occurrence and to relax
>5 mins after they leave it happens again
>call again, get taken to hospital
>7 hours and a few stab victims later its still quiet don't know why we been seen
>she has 2 more seizures right there
>kid gets wheeled in sobbing after he broke his neck playing football.
>must have been no more than 10 years old.
>at this point my gut is wrenching, I had a stronger curry than I usually ordered the night before, and a bottle of wine and had been denied my usual morning evacuation.
>stepped back a little to try ease off some pressure
>started a long slow release near the toilet door incase it smelt bad so no one would know it was me.
>more people are brought in and kids bed gets wheeled to right where I was standing, had to move out of the way mid release.
>smell hits my nose, almost burning my nose hairs as it does
>my eyes are watering from its monstrous smell
>kid behind me goes from sobbing to crying loudly and shouting that he wants to go home
>smell continues to linger and kid gets louder and louder.
>they wheel him off into the back room, he is gagging and roaring away still
>see a nurse jab him with a needle and he starts to drift off as they take him to the back room
>mfw I did the longest, most gut wrenching rotten, dead critter up my arse fart of my life
>mfw I farted in the face of a paralyzed 10 year old
>mfw I probably gave that kid a life long fear of hospitals, and maybe football.
#2 - kamicerotres (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's just mean
#5 - ItzSuitable (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - lamarsmithgot (01/04/2014) [-]
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Thank you SOO for not giving us some retarded ass political/social statement.

This is how you use confession bear.
#4 - piclesmeme (01/03/2014) [-]
Op's face when
#3 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
You sure showed him.....
#21 - lolchris (01/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
OP' fw
OP' fw
#41 - megaflak (01/04/2014) [-]
I read hospitaler instead of hospital ER
#7 - droner (01/04/2014) [-]
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#51 - nortledrones (01/04/2014) [-]
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Did farting on that kid make you giggle?
#35 - mattsman (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
soooo he could smell it and not the nurses? Do you have selective fart powers??
#27 - jvcjvc (01/04/2014) [-]
This was about time someone used this correctly instead of doing the "opinion bear" where they would use an opinion everybody agrees with.

User avatar #46 - suikerpapa (01/04/2014) [-]
you're an asshole
#39 - spaghettiprophet (01/04/2014) [-]
Thats Horrid
I love it
#12 - youxbarstard (01/04/2014) [-]
If the kids neck wasn't broken it would be fine, but that is just neither cool or funny.
User avatar #11 - kupowrath (01/04/2014) [-]
You are magnificent bastard. That's a well earned thumb right there.
User avatar #15 - fourtwentt ONLINE (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
6 months ago?? Were you waiting for the room to air out?
#13 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Story time.

When I was in hospital (five years old) I **** into the hair of a sleeping kid.
I did it because other kids offered candy for it.

The outcome was that my grandmother was called middle of the night to come and wash the clothes of the guy I shat on.

Moral of the story: Hospitals suck. And don´t do what others tell you.
#9 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2014) [-]
That is awsome.
#8 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2014) [-]
thats what i call a good confession bear.
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