6 months ago.. Still not sorry about it, smell rating was 11/10.. us, itu' acl pr L T "illa BEHEST THEY " l III HIST i p. rum. For those wanting the full storey >wake up at 7am to fiance having a seizure in my arms > .jpg >call ambulance >after they arrive she calms down &gt
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6 months ago.

Still not sorry about it, smell rating was 11/10.

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#19 - shaddz ONLINE (01/04/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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For those wanting the full storey
>wake up at 7am to fiance having a seizure in my arms
> ************ .jpg
>call ambulance
>after they arrive she calms down
>they tell me it is a common occurrence and to relax
>5 mins after they leave it happens again
> ******************** .mp3
>call again, get taken to hospital
>7 hours and a few stab victims later its still quiet don't know why we been seen
>she has 2 more seizures right there
>kid gets wheeled in sobbing after he broke his neck playing football.
>must have been no more than 10 years old.
>at this point my gut is wrenching, I had a stronger curry than I usually ordered the night before, and a bottle of wine and had been denied my usual morning evacuation.
>stepped back a little to try ease off some pressure
>started a long slow release near the toilet door incase it smelt bad so no one would know it was me.
>more people are brought in and kids bed gets wheeled to right where I was standing, had to move out of the way mid release.
>smell hits my nose, almost burning my nose hairs as it does
>my eyes are watering from its monstrous smell
>kid behind me goes from sobbing to crying loudly and shouting that he wants to go home
>smell continues to linger and kid gets louder and louder.
>they wheel him off into the back room, he is gagging and roaring away still
>see a nurse jab him with a needle and he starts to drift off as they take him to the back room
>mfw I did the longest, most gut wrenching rotten, dead critter up my arse fart of my life
>mfw I farted in the face of a paralyzed 10 year old
>mfw I probably gave that kid a life long fear of hospitals, and maybe football.
#59 - alexbrowning (01/04/2014) [-]
I read "I once farted next to a kid with a broken neck in a hospital er" i was like, what's an errr?
#58 - cannibislover (01/04/2014) [-]
You're an awful person and I hope God/Flying Spaghetti Monster judge you heavily for it after death.
#56 - alphagex (01/04/2014) [-]
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#51 - nortledrones (01/04/2014) [-]
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Did farting on that kid make you giggle?
#48 - agreatusername (01/04/2014) [-]
Wow, can you not.
User avatar #46 - suikerpapa ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
you're an *******
#41 - megaflak (01/04/2014) [-]
I read hospitaler instead of hospital ER
#39 - spaghettiprophet (01/04/2014) [-]
Thats Horrid
I love it
#38 - helpthepeople (01/04/2014) [-]
Holy **** I lol'd
#35 - mattsman (01/04/2014) [-]
soooo he could smell it and not the nurses? Do you have selective fart powers??
User avatar #44 to #35 - shaddz ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
British healthcare, they dont give a **** .
User avatar #33 - istartedthewar ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Good Job, OP. You got a kid high
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#27 - jvcjvc (01/04/2014) [-]
This was about time someone used this correctly instead of doing the "opinion bear" where they would use an opinion everybody agrees with.

#21 - lolchris (01/04/2014) [-]
OP' fw
OP' fw
User avatar #60 to #21 - shaddz ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
how long have you been waiting to use that gif
User avatar #45 to #21 - dagreatmax (01/04/2014) [-]
Is that a fart? This is the 2nd time I see this gif and I thought this was some dude exhaling smoke.
#50 to #45 - mrgreatnamess (01/04/2014) [-]
Do people in your country usually smoke with their butts?
User avatar #52 to #50 - dagreatmax (01/04/2014) [-]
It looked like someone wearing something over his mouth like a cloth or something. It's only because of what lolchris wrote that I realised it's a fart.
#54 to #52 - mrgreatnamess (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm looking at it, but god damn I cannot make it look like a face
#55 to #54 - dagreatmax (01/04/2014) [-]
The 1st time I saw it was on /b/ and it wasn't a relevant reaction gif. Like I said, it only looked like an ass when I read "OP' fw"
The 1st time I saw it was on /b/ and it wasn't a relevant reaction gif. Like I said, it only looked like an ass when I read "OP' fw"
User avatar #25 to #21 - nooc (01/04/2014) [-]
trying to read the sticky but your post is too distracting
User avatar #15 - fourtwentt (01/04/2014) [-]
6 months ago?? Were you waiting for the room to air out?
User avatar #17 to #15 - shaddz ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
if you smelt it I would have thought it would never air out.
#13 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Story time.

When I was in hospital (five years old) I **** into the hair of a sleeping kid.
I did it because other kids offered candy for it.

The outcome was that my grandmother was called middle of the night to come and wash the clothes of the guy I shat on.

Moral of the story: Hospitals suck. And donĀ“t do what others tell you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
#12 - youxbarstard (01/04/2014) [-]
If the kids neck wasn't broken it would be fine, but that is just neither cool or funny.
User avatar #11 - kupowrath (01/04/2014) [-]
You are magnificent bastard. That's a well earned thumb right there.
#10 - lamarsmithgot (01/04/2014) [-]
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Thank you SOO for not giving us some retarded ass political/social statement.

This is how you use confession bear.
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