:0. :0 :0 :0 :0 :0.. >Take out condom >She says "What for? We are all about to die" >Gets pregnant ??? Profit best Commercial evaaa
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User avatar #1 - wimwam (07/31/2014) [-]
>Take out condom
>She says "What for? We are all about to die"
>Gets pregnant
???
Profit
User avatar #22 to #1 - applecopy (08/01/2014) [-]
lmfao
#23 to #1 - mitosis (08/01/2014) [-]
??(Sell fetus to stem cell researchers)??
Profit
User avatar #2 to #1 - heartlessrobot (07/31/2014) [-]
>Don't tell her your name
>Grow facial hair
>Get haircut or let it grow out
???
Don't have to pay child support
#4 to #2 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** try it out and let us know if that works

ps. banging your sister doesnt count
User avatar #17 to #2 - assassindash (08/01/2014) [-]
Would you like your asshole of the year trophy with or without Fountains Of **** ?
User avatar #27 to #17 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2014) [-]
Without please, I don't have a scat fetish.
And her getting an abortion/giving it up for adoption is more likely if she won't get any support, so neither of us have to ruin our lives for the next 18 years.
User avatar #39 to #27 - assassindash (08/01/2014) [-]
Fair point.
#6 - spidurman (07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 to #6 - ohpee (08/01/2014) [-]
Except in reality the girl would've ran too.
#20 to #6 - rodiganschmidt (08/01/2014) [-]
Is that Michael Swaim, I do not recognize the clip
Is that Michael Swaim, I do not recognize the clip
User avatar #26 to #20 - spidurman (08/01/2014) [-]
it's doug walker aka nostalgia critic
User avatar #5 - capricore ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
We see everyone panic and run out.And the hot chick stays?
What if the bearded biker stayed?

Also pepsi max tastes like **** .And it will never change.
User avatar #7 to #5 - popcornqueen (07/31/2014) [-]
when the two guys looked at each other, I knew they were going to ****
User avatar #35 to #5 - vermillionbobcat (08/01/2014) [-]
Looks like I'd be getting a pretty mean mustache ride.
#9 to #5 - fuckedbyapony (08/01/2014) [-]
I much prefer pepsi than coke
#15 to #9 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
"Hey ************* , do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?" - no one
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#14 to #9 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I prefer RC Cola

**** pepsi and coke
User avatar #28 to #14 - doctorstein (08/01/2014) [-]
I think we'll get along fine, saltyfries.
#41 to #14 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
RC Cola is good because it's incredibly cheap where I live.   
Not Alive Anymore costs' like $1.99 (2 Liters.)   
And then I look at RC cola and think that maybe it's a cheap knockoff. But 			****		, it was 99 cents.   
 I wanted to pop a macklemore joke in there somewhere.   
But yeah, RC Cola master race.
RC Cola is good because it's incredibly cheap where I live.
Not Alive Anymore costs' like $1.99 (2 Liters.)
And then I look at RC cola and think that maybe it's a cheap knockoff. But **** , it was 99 cents.
I wanted to pop a macklemore joke in there somewhere.
But yeah, RC Cola master race.
User avatar #43 to #41 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
there's a soda machine close to where I live that has RC 20 oz. bottles for just $1, most other places go upwards $1.50-$2 a bottle! The gas station across the street has all their soda at $1.69 hurrdurr 69 , i love that soda machine.
#42 to #9 - rebenely ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
This one is for you
User avatar #24 to #9 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
As do I, although this guy was stating that pepsi max tastes like **** , so you're comment is pretty irrelevant.
User avatar #10 to #9 - iphoneguy (08/01/2014) [-]
ok you used the meme correctly
#11 to #10 - fuckedbyapony (08/01/2014) [-]
I do try
#8 to #5 - sindreo (08/01/2014) [-]
pepsi max master race
#18 - adrenalinbbq (08/01/2014) [-]
I bet they held hands.
#30 - Jabberwocky (08/01/2014) [-]
Now we wait for a gaggle of angry tumblr feminists get mad at this commercial for "encouraging men to take advantage of women" or some 			********		.
Now we wait for a gaggle of angry tumblr feminists get mad at this commercial for "encouraging men to take advantage of women" or some ******** .
User avatar #19 - skittlesinexcess (08/01/2014) [-]
What do I get if a drink Dr. Pepper?
User avatar #40 to #19 - GrimTheRealReaper (08/01/2014) [-]
A bad taste in your mouth.
User avatar #21 to #19 - purealterego (08/01/2014) [-]
A free ticket to the gas chamber
User avatar #25 to #19 - nythunder (08/01/2014) [-]
Blood sugar problems
#37 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ this took a god damn eternity to load.
Jesus ******* christ this took a god damn eternity to load.
User avatar #44 to #37 - thetruemexcalibur (08/01/2014) [-]
****** I'm using a $120 laptop that can't even run .exe files and it loaded in 2 seconds tops.You'd best start investing a better computer.
#45 to #44 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Sorry I can't here you over my $2500 gaming set up.

It has nothing to do with your computer's specs, it's your internet connection. I happen to live in the country so mine can be slow.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mrdudeface (08/01/2014) [-]
*hear
#47 to #46 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I'M TIRED OKAY
I'M TIRED OKAY
User avatar #48 to #47 - mrdudeface (08/01/2014) [-]
It's okay. Sleep my child.
User avatar #29 - mypickinuraxe (08/01/2014) [-]
This is why big brother admin added videos, so I don't have to watch a tiny-ass low quality gif. I still enjoyed it though.
#33 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
think about the suicides he caused
#32 - John Cena (08/01/2014) [-]
Bro lv: 1 million.
User avatar #31 - swimmingprodigy (08/01/2014) [-]
>putting this much effort into getting some poon
User avatar #34 to #31 - vermillionbobcat (08/01/2014) [-]
Its necessary nowadays. Any other way and we're rapists.
User avatar #36 to #34 - swimmingprodigy (08/01/2014) [-]
I forgot to check my privileges today. Am I going to jail?
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