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IF J! CREEP Pi/ illusions; 'Y' OUR
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a
dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you
this number turned ya down, buddy
The Klu Klux Flatline where you can get a FREE
INFORMATION
Only responds with "I am Groot"
Seattle radio station "Loser Line". If they leave a weird
voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay sate, people.
JOHN CENA complete with air horns and his theme song
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#18 - szatan (08/20/2015) [-]
515 808 2362
all credit goes to our beloved hankhillofthe
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User avatar #20 to #18 - kierano (08/20/2015) [-]
Did you film this in a wind tunnel?
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User avatar #29 to #20 - avocadomessiah (08/20/2015) [-]
no hank did
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User avatar #82 to #20 - hankhillofthe (08/20/2015) [-]
It's summer and I use an air conditioner

SUE ME, MOM
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User avatar #99 to #82 - wrpen (08/21/2015) [-]
Is the number down? It just says Try Again when I call it.
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User avatar #129 to #82 - christinarenee (08/21/2015) [-]
wtf why did the number work for you and not me
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User avatar #130 to #129 - hankhillofthe (08/21/2015) [-]
It worked earlier, but not now.
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#164 to #20 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
www.esyaservisi.com/
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User avatar #126 to #18 - machineemperor (08/21/2015) [-]
I tried it out but it doesnt work
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#136 to #126 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
the number was taken down. RIP.

bizarrodf.tumblr.com/post/126690364783
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User avatar #131 to #126 - sniffythebird (08/21/2015) [-]
Dial 001 before the number if you're outside the US.

That worked for me, and I called from Norway
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#153 to #18 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
Didn't work for me sadly
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#51 to #18 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Damn it, Im guessing FJ is effectively running a DOS attack on that phone number right now because it immediately drops the call before the second ring.
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User avatar #88 to #18 - ora ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Thumb whore to the max.
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#6 - carbohydrates (08/20/2015) [-]
So, eventually every time you get someones phone number, you'll be surprised when they actually answer.
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User avatar #8 - loopymoomoo (08/20/2015) [-]
or you could just say it to their face and not be a cunt about it.
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User avatar #148 to #8 - elcreepo (08/21/2015) [-]
Scenario 1:
-Told a REALLY creepy person I wasn't interested
-They later kidnaps me and drags me to their basement
-Rape commences

Scenario 2:
-Told person I wasn't interested
-person would not back down
-Forced to give fake number

Scenario 3:
-Tell person no
-Person immediately begins crying like a baby
-Give fake number in order to make them stop

There are plenty of scenarios where you kinda DO have to be a cunt about it.

Especially the first and second ones. People, both girls and guys, can be so desperate and lonely that if their crush rejects them they might think "well **** you I'm getting laid anyway."

And if you've ever been harassed for a date, it's not a fun thing. A fake number can at the very least be a stronger signal of "NO" than actually saying no. For some reason the crushing rejection of a fake number seems more real than their crush telling them it's never going to happen.

It's safer and easier also to just give a fake number.
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#143 to #8 - dingdongsingsong (08/21/2015) [-]
It really doesn't work, this guy followed me in a waterpark and asked for my number when i said no he kept asking for it saying he wanted to be friends and that i was pretty i told him i didn't give out my number which i actually don't and then he stalked me for an hour or more till he lost me
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#158 to #143 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
why people are so stupid? creeps, go die '-' stupids
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User avatar #137 to #8 - storkillen (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh come on, for real? The reason why a girl would give you a fake number is seldom because she wants to ditch him. It's more when the type of violent drunk starts harassing her for their number, and the only way to get out of it is to give them what they want.


Christ, if you'd just get outside for a bit this wouldn't be so tough to get.
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User avatar #139 to #137 - wardd ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
I don't know man, I alwasy try to be respectful and not too pushy when asking out a girl and this happend to me more than once. They were just afraid to turn me down in my face
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User avatar #140 to #139 - storkillen (08/21/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I don't know which is more likely to happen, but seeing as there are less assholes than nice guys in the world I'm guessing that you said happens more often, to loopymoomoo's defence. I just disliked how he made it appear as the only reason behind it.
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#128 to #8 - inediblefetus ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
...but airhorns and the full theme song!!!
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#104 to #8 - myrtille (08/21/2015) [-]
I've told a guy I wasn't interested and that I have a boyfriend before, and he wouldn't leave me alone, so to get him off my back I gave him a fake number.
If you don't want a fake number don't be a pushy douche.
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User avatar #60 to #8 - juter (08/20/2015) [-]
there are some golden moments that cannot be ignored
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User avatar #14 to #8 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
because lots of people don't take no for an answer
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User avatar #36 to #8 - emptysuperman (08/20/2015) [-]
I dunno, if they're being an asshole I could see why you'd want to do this.
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User avatar #25 to #8 - lurifax (08/20/2015) [-]
It's not the same without the music
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#52 to #25 - dbBlues (08/20/2015) [-]
This is exactly the same conclusion I came to.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - MadCapper (08/20/2015) [-]
I hate being that lady. But sometimes the only way to get someone to stop harassing you at the bar is to give them what they want. Or at least what they think is what they want. I've had a few guys bother me at bars while I was out with my friends (mind you this is a pretty balanced mixture of male and female friends). Some took no for an answer with plenty of dignity and let me be, which I find to be far more respectable and showed far better character. But a few kept pestering thinking I was "playing hard to get".

TL;DR If it's a creep who won't take no as an answer give 'em the ole razzle dazzle.
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#21 to #11 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
Problem is, it's not just pushy drunk guys that get the fake numbers. From what I've seen and heard, it's a closer median than you might think between them and guys who are just trying to find a woman to spend time with or whatnot, seeking a relationship, you know the normal stuff. Who get fake numbers because girls can't pull up their ovaries and explain the first thing aboot why they don't want to go out with said guy.
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User avatar #30 to #21 - MadCapper (08/20/2015) [-]
I have to pull up my ovaries and explain to a grown ass man what the **** i meant by "no"?
What kind of Special K brand immature ******** do you have to be to not go; "Ah well" and walk away? I don't these dickweeds jack **** .
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User avatar #31 to #30 - MadCapper (08/20/2015) [-]
*owe
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User avatar #34 to #30 - brobyddark (08/20/2015) [-]
Anon's talking about someone politely asking for companionship and doesn't even get that first no. They get the rejection hotline number.
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User avatar #38 to #34 - MadCapper (08/20/2015) [-]
Not every girl is out to find that. I usually go out with friends for Karaoke or for special occasions. If you get a rejection hotline right off the bat without them being polite at first, maybe that's a sign of a bullet dodged rather than a missed opportunity.
It's not a ladies job to give you a chance. She doesn't owe anything to some stranger.
And neither does a man being harassed by some skaggy bar ho.
Not everyone is looking for a date. Some would rather just have a night out.
This post refers to when a "Creep" wants your number. Not someone you share a mutual attraction for.
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User avatar #41 to #34 - klaes (08/20/2015) [-]
Asking someone for an explanation for a no isn't politely asking. A no is a no, sucking it up is a lot better than asking why.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - brobyddark (08/20/2015) [-]
In my own words, which are directly above your own "politely asking for companionship" not "politely asking why she doesn't want to go out with them"

My post was about the rejection hotline number, not the explanation.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - klaes (08/20/2015) [-]
Right, I wasn't talking about asking for companionship. I was pointing out that Anon wasn't talking about politely asking for companionship, he was talking about women not giving an explanation for the no.
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User avatar #47 to #44 - brobyddark (08/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. But that's not the point I was trying to make with my post. I may have misinterpreted, or maybe Anon didn't know how to put his **** into words correctly and we were both trying to get that point across, or perhaps Anon's just stupid. But his post has less relevance now.

So, everything settled now? Gouda.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - klaes (08/20/2015) [-]
Looks like it. Cheers.
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#35 to #30 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
You did not get **** about what he said.

He told you that not only creeps that insist get fake numbers. Also guys who try for a first time. Stop trying to be right all the time just because you are a woman. There are no girls in the internet.
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User avatar #40 to #35 - klaes (08/20/2015) [-]
" explain the first thing aboot why they don't want to go out with said guy."

Thats what anon said. He expects an explanation for a rejection.

That's kinda creepy tbh.
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User avatar #91 to #35 - hydraetis (08/21/2015) [-]
Dude, guys like you are the reason why the fake number method exists.

If the chick says no, then ******* suck it up, stop whining, and move on like any other dude lacking a fedora or douchey-creep attitude.

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User avatar #39 to #21 - klaes (08/20/2015) [-]
Lol when a girl tells you "no" the correct next step isn't asking "Why????"

Explanations are not required.
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User avatar #150 to #39 - elcreepo (08/21/2015) [-]
You shouldn't WANT those explanations most of the time.
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User avatar #152 to #150 - klaes (08/21/2015) [-]
It's a very childish reaction. "But whyyyyy?"

For ***** sake, I've had friends who have started asking girls that **** who I've had to drag away. It's painful to watch.

The one time a girl actually provided an explanation my buddy looked like he had just been drop-kicked.
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User avatar #149 to #21 - elcreepo (08/21/2015) [-]
Why?

"BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU"

That's what's meant by no, you idiot. I've been to parties where the guys just won't ******* take no for an answer and always are harassing me about why. Why the **** do you think it is? It's a "no," my explanation isn't going to increase your chances and if you press for answers it's probably going to make you hurt when I explain all your flaws right out on the table and add that I have a fiance whom I'm in a very committed relationship with.
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User avatar #22 to #11 - commoncrunch (08/20/2015) [-]
Do you, or have you ever, partake in playing hard to get???
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User avatar #27 to #22 - MadCapper (08/20/2015) [-]
No I do not. And no I have never. I will let you down easy the first time but I will become progressively less inclined for being polite the more I'm bothered. A hit dog bites eventually and what not.
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#12 to #11 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
i carry a 9mm.

it has worked pretty well.
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#15 to #12 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
>9mm
>pleb
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User avatar #19 to #12 - perform (08/20/2015) [-]
On guys made of wet tissue paper?
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User avatar #83 to #12 - tenaciouslee (08/20/2015) [-]
>9mm

Do you actually want to stop someone?

If so, get a .45
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User avatar #154 to #11 - satansferret (08/21/2015) [-]
I don't think you understood my question?
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User avatar #58 to #11 - satansferret (08/20/2015) [-]
What's the point in even asking for a number if there's no rapport?
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#4 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
If you're a girl, and you give out a fake number now, and it's not John Cena, you're a cunt.
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#97 to #4 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
some guys refuse to take no for an answer and they will follow you around, making a big scene until they get what they want. Honestly I blame romantic comedies where the guy follows a girl around town for a couple of weeks until she finally gives in, gives him a try and of course he's Mr. Right.
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#105 to #97 - adrenalinbbq ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
I've never seen this happen. I've never heard of this happening to any of my friends, or their girlfriends. I've never heard anyone saying this is a problem without it being a 3rd hand story. I think this is a ******* lie, and a cop-out.
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#133 to #105 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
I've witnessed first-hand at my work a man in his 60s harassing and attempting to follow my 17 year old coworker to her car. He's also the person who repeatedly asked her number, and she's not even the first one. I've seen plenty of people throw fits and send ****** up messages over rejection.

I think you're a ******* child if you think your own personal experiences sum of everything a woman has been through. Grow up.
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User avatar #151 to #105 - elcreepo (08/21/2015) [-]
I've been followed twice by guys who would not take no for an answer. It's actually scary.

I've also witnessed it first hand quite a few times. Once was a fat chick that just would NOT leave this guy alone. The other times it was usually some desperate guy chasing a very hot uninterested piece of ass.

There are also news stories all the time of girls who get stalked and raped and even killed after leaving a bar. Who do you think is to blame, hmm?
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#155 to #151 - adrenalinbbq ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
So out of everyone who ever gets asked for a number and instead gets a fake one, or just rejected, how many are people who are creeps and menaces to society? It is to a point where we need bodyguards for every female, because they (apparently) can't handle themselves?
Also, if the number is wrong, I know the first thing I think of is that I wrote down the wrong number, and I need to go back to her and get the right one. If I get rejected, I stop pursuing.
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User avatar #156 to #155 - elcreepo (08/22/2015) [-]
If a girl tells you "no"

That is the END of the conversation. A girl who gives out fake numbers without even saying no is indeed a bitch, but there are lots of guys who won't let you "get away"

And those are the ones I and other girls give fake numbers to

Also if she wrote it down it's probably a reject number.
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#159 to #97 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Hey now it's about not givinga fake number with John Cena, not being a cunt for giving a fake number D: bad reply :C
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#68 - caette ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
hey whats your number?
it's 1-888-
no it's not.
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User avatar #71 to #68 - chikibriki ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
i had a friend that legitimately did have ab 888 number though
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#73 to #71 - caette ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
no
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#9 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
I tried calling the John Cena one, apparently it's having problems at the moment.
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#147 to #9 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
aaaand the John Cena one was sadly disconnected. :[
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User avatar #13 to #9 - pyrointheface (08/20/2015) [-]
My thingy told me I wasnt autherized to call ):
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#16 - iscrewbabies (08/20/2015) [-]
Tried the first one. Uh... Estonian car repair service? Never knew God of War had a car repair service. Or cars.
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User avatar #24 to #16 - kiaserzerg (08/20/2015) [-]
it works for me.
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#79 to #16 - rozgul ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
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#69 - kaboomz (08/20/2015) [-]
if a "creep" wants your number just say no
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User avatar #93 to #69 - hydraetis (08/21/2015) [-]
.....

The thing that makes a dude a creep is when he doesn't stop trying after getting a "no".

Like seriously, are you and all the other guys saying that same **** REALLY that pathetic and bitchy?
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User avatar #81 to #69 - dacrimsonfucker (08/20/2015) [-]
I think they are considered creeps because they keep insisting
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#17 - Thevaultboy (08/20/2015) [-]
(786) 519-3708
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#98 to #17 - mermoohue ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Yes, i love hotline Miami!
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#119 - watyoutalkabout (08/21/2015) [-]
>gets in trouble at school
>asks for moms work number
>gives him 515-808-2362
>YFW when you get suspened
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#56 - derpthefifth (08/20/2015) [-]
I once had a girl give me a rejection hotline number, which she said was from another random girl (We were friends at the time). A little bit of backgronud information on me; I have a huge amount of anxiety about making phone calls, it's a lot better now, but at the time i could hardly dial a number without my hands shaking and nearly having a panic attack.

>Be me
>14
> ****** ass flip phone
>thinking about number that got given to me by "7/10" according to my friend
>Been just sitting there for about a week
>Finally decide to call number
>Heart pounding
>Hands shaking
>Hear rejection hotline thing
>Was so nervous i didn't get it right away
>Starts to sink in after a few minutes
>Throw phone at wall
>Battery falls out and i thought it broke
>Don't talk to anybody for like a week
>Eventually get over it
>Find phone and realize it wasn't broken and the battery just fell out.
>i never told anybody that story
>TFW i pretend like i've got my **** together to well for my own good sometimes.
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#109 - nudybooty (08/21/2015) [-]
the Klu Klux Klan thing doesn't work and so many people are calling the John Cena number their circuits are busy and I couldn't get through.
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#115 to #109 - brainbug (08/21/2015) [-]
>Klu
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#117 to #116 - brainbug (08/21/2015) [-]
It's Ku, not Klu

I just realized they mispelt it in the content too.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - nudybooty (08/21/2015) [-]
Yeah I have no clue how it's spelt I just copied the content.
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#127 - solarisofcelestia (08/21/2015) [-]
To the person who actually uses these numbers.
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User avatar #114 - unoriginalaccount (08/21/2015) [-]
Everytime I call the John Cena one, it drops the call right away.
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#112 - cthumoo (08/21/2015) [-]
I'd just give them my number but change the last two digits, if I were a female, or used my mobile, or knew my number, or left the house
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User avatar #111 - epicmoosecannon (08/21/2015) [-]
2362 (Letters at the end of JOHN CENA number) Spell out Cena if you were to type them on a phone.
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User avatar #57 - musclezglassez (08/20/2015) [-]
does anybody else have the problem of the john cena line just beeping 20 times and then hanging up?
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User avatar #64 to #57 - oldmanmagee (08/20/2015) [-]
Yea, it looks like it was disconnected. Sad times
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#53 - twoderrick (08/20/2015) [-]
No rick roll phone number? I am disappointed.
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