500 Hours. This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and si Mad 500 Hour Energy parody
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#3 - charagrin
Reply +147
(01/18/2014) [-]
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.

CONS:
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.

PROS:
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
I CAN READ MINDS.

SUPER BIG GULP=44OZ, 5 HOUR ENERGY=2OZ. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. 22X5=110 HOURS OF ENERGY.

GOD HELP ME.

(From Amazon)
#39 to #3 - newsuperyoshi
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
May the Nine have the mercy to have you stricken down right here and end your suffering.
#49 to #3 - jmmora
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Das Beer Boot Music Video
#76 to #3 - theturkeyburger
Reply +1
(01/19/2014) [-]
I remember looking at his account on amazon a while back. He hasn't posted anything since.
#18 to #3 - vicsix
Reply +3
(01/18/2014) [-]
This just makes me want to try it even more.
#11 to #3 - edbanger
Reply +45
(01/18/2014) [-]
"I can read minds."
That isn't from the product, he's just asian.
#29 to #11 - ledd
Reply +3
(01/19/2014) [-]
First time I can see comment about asians reading minds that isn't thumbed down.
#79 to #11 - strangesir
Reply +1
(01/19/2014) [-]
What if 5-Hour Energy gives you Asian powers and abilities?
#88 to #79 - ultiram ONLINE
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(01/19/2014) [-]
#78 to #11 - xxTheJesterxx
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
**** me thats great
**** me thats great
#16 to #11 - charagrin
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#6 - mylazy
Reply +11
(01/18/2014) [-]
I tried it once. I fell asleep 15 minutes later. Is there something wrong with me?
#91 to #6 - animedudej
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
at a lan i was at i drank an entire mug of coffee, felt like **** and later that night i fell asleep
#26 to #6 - andreslah ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/19/2014) [-]
Caffeine only affects you about half an hour after consumed Depends on your body of course , so if you went to sleep before that it would have no effect on you
#8 to #6 - theblackcrow
Reply +62
(01/18/2014) [-]
Maybe you went berserk after 15 minutes and you don't remember raping all those kids in the zoo... Just saying.
#15 to #8 - angelusprimus
Reply +7
(01/18/2014) [-]
Those weren't kids. Those were chimps.
Zoo is still paying The Monkey Whisperer to work on their trauma.
#47 - cynicalpotatoe
Reply +41
(01/19/2014) [-]
Sugar free you say?
#82 to #47 - marcury
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(01/19/2014) [-]
#97 to #47 - toohntown
Reply 0
(06/19/2014) [-]
rip
#68 to #47 - entertaining
Reply +3
(01/19/2014) [-]
WHERE IS OUR LORD PEANUTBRITTER
#73 to #68 - cynicalpotatoe
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
I think he said he was going to start on sunday
#74 to #73 - entertaining
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you good sire for informing me.
#48 to #47 - teFlyingNinja
Reply +11
(01/19/2014) [-]
Oh jebus not those..
#33 - darlingdo
Reply +17
(01/19/2014) [-]
Drink now and the ability of teleportation is yourst*

*Feature is limited to medical facilities. Side effects may include loss of memory and large bills.
#12 - konradkurze
Reply +4
(01/18/2014) [-]
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#35 to #12 - volksworgen
Reply +13
(01/19/2014) [-]
Dovakhiin's fw.
#41 - haugy
Reply +12
(01/19/2014) [-]
The **** you do with 500 hours of energy...
#93 to #41 - macarenaoftime
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Gun USB ** what i would do
#19 - realjackfrost
Reply -1
(01/18/2014) [-]
Seeing as there are only 24 hours in a day, you would probably die if you drank that.
#23 to #19 - flnonymousseven
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#58 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Your user.
Your user.
#95 to #58 - realjackfrost
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
The other Jack Frost is a hee-ho poster and a gay retarded faggot. Hee-ho can melt in hell.

#24 to #19 - flnonymousseven ONLINE
Reply +7
(01/18/2014) [-]
he's not wrong.
#57 - supremetaco
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
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#44 - styxenstones
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
#53 to #44 - pickaxe ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
ridiculous amounts of coffeine actually help me focus on stuff....
#61 to #53 - udgy
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
But it obviously didn't help you focus on spelling caffeine.
#62 to #61 - pickaxe ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
I'm currently not affected by it. also,I'm german,I thought it was written with an "o" in english as well
#63 to #62 - udgy
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Struck down while trying to be clever. O cruel funnyjunk, why must you do this.
#66 to #63 - pickaxe ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Poor you.Here,have some thumbs.
#67 to #66 - udgy
Reply -1
(01/19/2014) [-]
You as well. Good day.
#92 to #44 - dehnoobshow ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
Then you get distracted by a cow.   
 Y'a freakin' cow.
Then you get distracted by a cow.
Y'a freakin' cow.
#94 to #44 - DekuNut
Reply 0
(01/19/2014) [-]
I have ADHD TOO--OMFG PUPPIES.
I have ADHD TOO--OMFG PUPPIES.
#28 - memeticman
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
Judging by the Pointless Math I just did, Consuming this Would keep you awake for Approximately 21 Days Straight.
#30 to #28 - loneranger
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
It says it on the bottle.
#31 to #30 - memeticman
Reply +3
(01/19/2014) [-]
Dammit, Why do I Keep missing these things!?


I'm A ******* Moron.
#34 to #31 - loneranger
Reply +4
(01/19/2014) [-]
Don't be so hard on yourself. No one is expecting you to read every word in every post. Everyone has their dumb moments.