500 Hours. This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and si
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500 Hours

This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and side effects.

FROM THE MAKERS OF ENERGY
manic crackhead
W. energy now.
crash
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Submitted: 01/18/2014
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User avatar #3 - charagrin (01/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.

CONS:
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.

PROS:
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
I CAN READ MINDS.

SUPER BIG GULP=44OZ, 5 HOUR ENERGY=2OZ. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. 22X5=110 HOURS OF ENERGY.

GOD HELP ME.

(From Amazon)
User avatar #6 - mylazy ONLINE (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I tried it once. I fell asleep 15 minutes later. Is there something wrong with me?
#8 to #6 - theblackcrow (01/18/2014) [-]
Maybe you went berserk after 15 minutes and you don't remember raping all those kids in the zoo... Just saying.
#47 - cynicalpotatoe (01/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Sugar free you say?
#33 - darlingdo (01/19/2014) [-]
Drink now and the ability of teleportation is yourst*

*Feature is limited to medical facilities. Side effects may include loss of memory and large bills.
#12 - konradkurze (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #35 to #12 - volksworgen (01/19/2014) [-]
Dovakhiin's fw.
#41 - haugy (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The **** you do with 500 hours of energy...
#19 - realjackfrost (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Seeing as there are only 24 hours in a day, you would probably die if you drank that.
#24 to #19 - flnonymousseven (01/18/2014) [-]
he's not wrong.
#57 - supremetaco (01/19/2014) [-]
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#44 - styxenstones (01/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
User avatar #28 - memeticman ONLINE (01/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Judging by the Pointless Math I just did, Consuming this Would keep you awake for Approximately 21 Days Straight.
#36 - redzeopoweranger (01/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
5 hour energy, its not a drink, more like a drink
The Fesh Pince of Blair
User avatar #77 - dedaluminus (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm already in total kidney failure. I have nothing to lose!
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#69 to #52 - AtlasShrugging (01/19/2014) [-]
Rhino pen is...what?
User avatar #45 - aluminiumfoiled (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Rocket Fuel ROCKET FUEL ENERGY DRINK!!!!!
User avatar #64 to #45 - critality ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Powerthirst
badly done ripoff of this

POWERTHIRST BITCH
#40 - daredevizz (01/19/2014) [-]
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#96 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
hours later
#22 - huffe ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
"rhino penis"
User avatar #32 - gayobliteratorhere (01/19/2014) [-]
Trademark
User avatar #27 - walkerjam (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What Did You Do the Last 5 Hours?
I'm from Sweden. I saw this advert when I was in the USA last January. I had to buy a two-pack of it before I went home. I still have them in my fridge. What to do with them? When to use them? What to expect from them?
User avatar #21 - charagrin (01/18/2014) [-]
Back in college, me and my flatmates used 20 5 hour powers in the place of water to make coffee. I got massively sick, and one of my flatmates had heart palpitations and had to go the hospital.
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