500 Hours. This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and si Mad 500 Hour Energy parody
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500 Hours

 
500 Hours. This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and si

This is a parody of 5 Hour Energy. It shows a gigantic bottle labelled "500 Hour Energy" as well as a number of humorous ingredients and side effects.

FROM THE MAKERS OF ENERGY
manic crackhead
W. energy now.
crash
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Submitted: 01/18/2014
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#47 - cynicalpotatoe (01/19/2014) [-]
Sugar free you say?
#97 to #47 - toohntown ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #68 to #47 - entertaining (01/19/2014) [-]
WHERE IS OUR LORD PEANUTBRITTER
User avatar #73 to #68 - cynicalpotatoe (01/19/2014) [-]
I think he said he was going to start on sunday
#74 to #73 - entertaining (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you good sire for informing me.
#48 to #47 - teFlyingNinja (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh jebus not those..
User avatar #3 - charagrin (01/18/2014) [-]
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.

CONS:
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.

PROS:
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
I CAN READ MINDS.

SUPER BIG GULP=44OZ, 5 HOUR ENERGY=2OZ. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. 22X5=110 HOURS OF ENERGY.

GOD HELP ME.

(From Amazon)
User avatar #39 to #3 - newsuperyoshi (01/19/2014) [-]
May the Nine have the mercy to have you stricken down right here and end your suffering.
User avatar #49 to #3 - jmmora (01/19/2014) [-]
Das Beer Boot Music Video
User avatar #76 to #3 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I remember looking at his account on amazon a while back. He hasn't posted anything since.
User avatar #18 to #3 - vicsix (01/18/2014) [-]
This just makes me want to try it even more.
User avatar #11 to #3 - edbanger (01/18/2014) [-]
"I can read minds."
That isn't from the product, he's just asian.
User avatar #29 to #11 - ledd (01/19/2014) [-]
First time I can see comment about asians reading minds that isn't thumbed down.
User avatar #79 to #11 - strangesir (01/19/2014) [-]
What if 5-Hour Energy gives you Asian powers and abilities?
#78 to #11 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
****		 me thats great
**** me thats great
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#33 - darlingdo (01/19/2014) [-]
Drink now and the ability of teleportation is yourst*

*Feature is limited to medical facilities. Side effects may include loss of memory and large bills.
#41 - haugy (01/19/2014) [-]
The **** you do with 500 hours of energy...
#93 to #41 - macarenaoftime (01/19/2014) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Gun USB ** what i would do
User avatar #6 - mylazy ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I tried it once. I fell asleep 15 minutes later. Is there something wrong with me?
User avatar #91 to #6 - animedudej (01/19/2014) [-]
at a lan i was at i drank an entire mug of coffee, felt like **** and later that night i fell asleep
User avatar #26 to #6 - andreslah (01/19/2014) [-]
Caffeine only affects you about half an hour after consumed Depends on your body of course , so if you went to sleep before that it would have no effect on you
#8 to #6 - theblackcrow (01/18/2014) [-]
Maybe you went berserk after 15 minutes and you don't remember raping all those kids in the zoo... Just saying.
#15 to #8 - angelusprimus ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Those weren't kids. Those were chimps.
Zoo is still paying The Monkey Whisperer to work on their trauma.
#57 - supremetaco (01/19/2014) [-]
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#44 - styxenstones ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
I have ADHD. This could only end in insanity and the utter destruction of several small countries... but mostly insanity.
#92 to #44 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Then you get distracted by a cow.   
 Y'a freakin' cow.
Then you get distracted by a cow.
Y'a freakin' cow.
#94 to #44 - DekuNut (01/19/2014) [-]
I have ADHD TOO--OMFG PUPPIES.
I have ADHD TOO--OMFG PUPPIES.
User avatar #53 to #44 - pickaxe (01/19/2014) [-]
ridiculous amounts of coffeine actually help me focus on stuff....
User avatar #61 to #53 - udgy (01/19/2014) [-]
But it obviously didn't help you focus on spelling caffeine.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pickaxe (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm currently not affected by it. also,I'm german,I thought it was written with an "o" in english as well
User avatar #63 to #62 - udgy (01/19/2014) [-]
Struck down while trying to be clever. O cruel funnyjunk, why must you do this.
User avatar #66 to #63 - pickaxe (01/19/2014) [-]
Poor you.Here,have some thumbs.
User avatar #67 to #66 - udgy (01/19/2014) [-]
You as well. Good day.
User avatar #28 - memeticman (01/19/2014) [-]
Judging by the Pointless Math I just did, Consuming this Would keep you awake for Approximately 21 Days Straight.
#30 to #28 - loneranger (01/19/2014) [-]
It says it on the bottle.
User avatar #31 to #30 - memeticman (01/19/2014) [-]
Dammit, Why do I Keep missing these things!?


I'm A ******* Moron.
User avatar #34 to #31 - loneranger (01/19/2014) [-]
Don't be so hard on yourself. No one is expecting you to read every word in every post. Everyone has their dumb moments.
#12 - konradkurze (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #12 - volksworgen (01/19/2014) [-]
Dovakhiin's fw.
#36 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
5 hour energy, its not a drink, more like a drink
The Fesh Pince of Blair
User avatar #51 to #36 - bladeguy (01/19/2014) [-]
I remember rewatching this the second i heard Uncle Phil had died.
#54 to #51 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
could you make me a sandwich ?
User avatar #55 to #54 - bladeguy (01/19/2014) [-]
Ive been saving that to calm myself, lest i get to giddy from rubbing my COCK.
#56 to #55 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
man you really need a woman, G
User avatar #60 to #56 - bladeguy (01/19/2014) [-]
Whats a woman?
#65 to #60 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
whats a wooman whatsa whatsa woman woooman
User avatar #70 to #36 - feelythefeel (01/19/2014) [-]
I've been saving that to calm myself, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock.
User avatar #71 to #70 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
read comment #55
User avatar #86 to #36 - liquidvoodoo (01/19/2014) [-]
I can have a leg in one hand..

And a BRERB in the otha'!
User avatar #77 - dedaluminus (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm already in total kidney failure. I have nothing to lose!
#40 - daredevizz (01/19/2014) [-]
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#96 - anotheroneonearth (01/19/2014) [-]
hours later
#22 - huffe ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
"rhino penis"
#19 - realjackfrost (01/18/2014) [-]
Seeing as there are only 24 hours in a day, you would probably die if you drank that.
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#58 to #19 - anon (01/19/2014) [-]
Your user.
Your user.
#95 to #58 - realjackfrost (01/19/2014) [-]
The other Jack Frost is a hee-ho poster and a gay retarded faggot. Hee-ho can melt in hell.

#24 to #19 - flnonymousseven (01/18/2014) [-]
he's not wrong.
#90 - alphagex (01/19/2014) [-]
eneregy drink?
#89 - secretmouse (01/19/2014) [-]
I would try this.
I would try this.
User avatar #85 - herculespower (01/19/2014) [-]
Well at least its sugar free
#81 - icameforthepron (01/19/2014) [-]
Should be a picture of Weird Al though. Would fit better.
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#69 to #52 - AtlasShrugging (01/19/2014) [-]
Rhino pen is...what?
#84 to #69 - Jeff C ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
ever been to the Pen Island website?
User avatar #83 to #69 - golemnardah (01/19/2014) [-]
I used to have a rhino pen.
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