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User avatar #18 - fadetometallica (06/26/2014) [-]
Why do all black people have nightmares?

Because we shot the only one who had a dream.
#48 to #18 - crosskill ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #18 - pootakka (06/26/2014) [-]
Because ******* a horse in daylight would be wrong?

Night mares
#50 - warlockrichard (06/26/2014) [-]
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#13 - imgood (06/26/2014) [-]
Feminism
Feminism
User avatar #80 - cantfindausername (06/26/2014) [-]
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is black on top and white on bottom?
Rape

What is white on top and black on bottom?
Society
#73 - reican (06/26/2014) [-]
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.
#74 to #73 - reican (06/26/2014) [-]
works most of the time.
works most of the time.
#79 to #73 - datstalkerdoe (06/26/2014) [-]
I approve this message
I approve this message
#28 - joeypie ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Read the first joke and I knew I would love the other 49.
And I have never been more right in my entire life.
Godspeed joshlol
User avatar #12 - alexstraza (06/26/2014) [-]
That was a ride from start to finish. You set the bar high.... and mostly kept up with it xD
#33 to #12 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
xDDDDDD IKR FELLOW FRIEND, EBIG POST OP!!
#25 to #12 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
"XD"
#38 - nimblewalrus (06/26/2014) [-]
#47
#47
#60 - werotus (06/26/2014) [-]
What's the difference between an Iraqi military base and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.
#140 to #60 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Statistically speaking, drones kill a smaller percentage of civilians than literally any other military weapon.
Why do drones get all the hate? Why don't mortars, or tanks, or literally anything else?
WHY
#141 to #140 - werotus (03/01/2015) [-]
It has a lot to do with the way we view warfare.
I'm personally anti-military so I just joke about it any chance I get.
But really. Drones aren't a laughing matter due to the way they naturally are: out of sight. In the middle east people have drones frying above them 24/7, ready to drop bombs at a moments notice. Even the idea of something that could kill me at any second flying constantly overhead, searching for a reason to kill is horrifying. I know for a fact you couldn't live like a normal human with that kind of emotional burden on you.
User avatar #42 to #40 - hattheifbatman (06/26/2014) [-]
But 17 sucked, laptops don't have legs
#20 - samxdaxman (06/26/2014) [-]
Whats the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat Grandma's apple pie.
#36 - lecorbi (06/26/2014) [-]
feminism is just an offensive joke
User avatar #26 - flaminggodzilla (06/26/2014) [-]
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

I ******* lost it..
#58 to #26 - youlikeme (06/26/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
explain plz
User avatar #77 to #58 - rainbowisbestpone (06/26/2014) [-]
read it out loud. "Egypt ate, Ethiopia didn't"
User avatar #119 - Dropkicksxxx (06/26/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

User avatar #115 - thempc (06/26/2014) [-]
what do you call a black person on the moon?
a problem
What do you call 100 black people on the moon
a problem
what do you call all of the black people on the moon?
a problem solved
User avatar #72 - plutarkus (06/26/2014) [-]
Statistics show that 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower
The other 2% has never been to prison
#9 - withstrangeraeons (06/26/2014) [-]
I know someone who's going to love these.
User avatar #35 - redstag (06/26/2014) [-]
What do you call a Black person in A barn? antique farm equipment
#128 - lookatmyhouseofwax (06/26/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a ****** and a familypizza?

The pizza can support a family of 4
#100 - greytoes (06/26/2014) [-]
What is so bad about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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