....................... desc. A conversation between my daughter and son Daughter: what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes its to WU years to kill us? Son
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A conversation between my
daughter and son
Daughter: what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes its
to WU years to kill us?
Son: Ideah pretty much. That' s why antioxidants are a big
deal. Actually oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells, or in other
words, it' s not toxic but setting you on fire very; very slowly.
Daughter: Cool, I love fire.
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User avatar #9 - hiroshiina (01/02/2014) [+] (14 replies)
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the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies
#14 - AnonymousDonor (01/02/2014) [+] (31 replies)
so i was meditating once    
 not high or drunk or any other, if you'll believe that    
and i realized    
   
we ARE fire   
we are walking combustion reactions   
   
oxygen goes in, carbon is used as fuel, and carbon dioxide comes out (as well as heat/energy)   
literally the definition of combustion
so i was meditating once
not high or drunk or any other, if you'll believe that
and i realized

we ARE fire
we are walking combustion reactions

oxygen goes in, carbon is used as fuel, and carbon dioxide comes out (as well as heat/energy)
literally the definition of combustion
#16 to #14 - dibihoozer (01/02/2014) [-]
mfw biology major
#1 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
how bout no
#55 - berkut ONLINE (01/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
From the last time this was posted;   
by agrani   
Oxygen does kill you    
You need it to produce energy in your cells, but it also produces 2 extra electrons, wich go to an oxigen atom and form a radical    
Put simply, these radicals attack your DNA bases and make cell reproduction slower and less efective, wich is why you grow old, and might even be responsible for cancer, by atacking lipids and protein responsable for the cells oxigen intake (a cell that has less than 60% of its oxygen requirements turns cancerous)    
Its not that it sets you on fire, but yea, exposion to oxigen is what makes you age and die    
cunt.   
   
This is why click favorite on comments is important, kids.
From the last time this was posted;
by agrani
Oxygen does kill you
You need it to produce energy in your cells, but it also produces 2 extra electrons, wich go to an oxigen atom and form a radical
Put simply, these radicals attack your DNA bases and make cell reproduction slower and less efective, wich is why you grow old, and might even be responsible for cancer, by atacking lipids and protein responsable for the cells oxigen intake (a cell that has less than 60% of its oxygen requirements turns cancerous)
Its not that it sets you on fire, but yea, exposion to oxigen is what makes you age and die
cunt.

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#7 - akigon (01/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Actually Oxygen is dangerous for the human body, if it is not bound to anything inside the body (except for the lungs of course) because the Oxygen is highly reactive. For an example our DNA can be heavily damaged and end in apoptosis. So technically Oxygen is "poisonous" for the normal human being. But, as we all know, Oxygen is one of the vital factors to living, because it is a reactant in many of the vital functions.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thelordofrepost (01/02/2014) [-]
It would be dangerous even if it was bound to our lungs. Your talking about atomic oxygen in which its just one oxygen atom. What we breathe is typically 2 oxygen atoms bound together.
User avatar #78 - mrgoodlove (01/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
What kind of parent lets their 8 year old daughter smoke weed?!
#36 - anotheroneonearth (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #6 to #5 - slentard (01/01/2014) [-]
K
#97 - heartlessstoner (01/02/2014) [-]
**heartlessstoner rolls 04**    
I hope my kids like fire.
**heartlessstoner rolls 04**
I hope my kids like fire.
#67 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Excuse me,
not to bust your balls -but-
"oxidation" has nothing to do with oxygen
that's oxygenation
#52 - AztecJew (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't need to read the comments to know that if anyones username is "actually" that they're gonna be very popular today.
#105 - kaboomz (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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> what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75 to 100 years to kill us?
User avatar #110 to #105 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
[sweating furiously intensifies]
User avatar #33 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I love myself too
User avatar #32 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/02/2014) [+] (19 replies)
When I was 8 I was asking my mom for Angry Beavers pajamas not questioning her about philosophical scenarios pertaining to one of the key sources of human life.
#118 to #117 - wolviewolverine (01/02/2014) [-]
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ah damnit, I ****** up again
#31 - kingpongthedon (01/02/2014) [-]
Turns out antioxidants are absolute **** for you. They cause cancer growth to rapidly accelerate, which is kind of the exact thing people say it prevents. Few reports have shown that it has any ability to prevent cancer, while numerous reports have definitively linked it to faster, more aggressive cancer growth and metastasis.
User avatar #23 - Lintutu (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that entire explanation went through one ear and out the other, and fire was the only word that she paid attention to
User avatar #13 - zincasa (01/02/2014) [-]
now I don't know if keep breathing
User avatar #10 - thegamegestapo (01/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty free radical.
#3 - sergeantskittles ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
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