0. tool's maynard james kennan in a nutshell. 3 hours ago - r‘ Yes, Maynard always pushes boundaries. I hear on this new album he' s thinking about writing sang tool maynard stuff things
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0. tool's maynard james kennan in a nutshell. 3 hours ago - r‘ Yes, Maynard always pushes boundaries. I hear on this new album he' s thinking about writing sang

tool's maynard james kennan in a nutshell

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Yes, Maynard always pushes boundaries.
I hear on this new album he' s thinking about writing sangs about butt holes. And then
he will sing those sangs about butt holes by singing softly and pretty in a higher
register.. then whispering a bit... then breaking into a long servern.
For example: "Your whale life is a butt hole and year spirit flaws like a butt hole
through the butt hole of year soul... [whispers] but year butt hole lies... up year lying
butt hole... year butt hole lies to year butt."
Then the band will go... DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM with ominous drop D chords. As
Maynard breaks into a servern in Crescendo...
They are always pushing new boundaries like that. It' s gonna be fresh and
different.
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l, l love Tool, but that' s ******* hilarious. And fairly accurate as well...
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Classic
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My god, it' s full of win.
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This is going to be the funniest thing I will have read all day.
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User avatar #1 - ZeGerman (12/14/2013) [-]
Tool have become irrelevant.
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