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Linden The evolutionary step of eatern. -g meat rather"
than vegetation was what provided our ancestors with the
evolutionary advantage over our competitors. Meat has a higher
content than vegetation and provided them with the energy
needed for advanced brain development.
interestingly the second evolutionary step of cooking meat rather
than eating it raw which came around noose years ago) fulfilled
the same purpose as the first evolutionary step of eating meat in
the first place: cooking meat makes it easier to eat and increases
it' s content). So if we hadn' t learned to cook and eat meaty
we wouldn' t be here today.
The only reason people can survive today on a purely vegetarian or
vegan diet, is because of the abundance of food which is available
to us {mainly due to our step from hunter gatherers, to farming and
agriculture around CCU) 00 years ago].
So if you want to talk about what' s "natural" (es term i have movie
to despise), if anything eating meat [and indeed cooking it) is more
natural" than living on a purely vegetarian diet; a feat only made
possible by our modern lifestyle.
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#20 - angelusprimus
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This is just stupid.
I've slaughtered pigs, chickens, ducks and rabbits, so I did kill my own food.
I've eaten steak tartare, beef carpaccio and my fiancee's mom makes amazing yuk hwe, so I've eaten raw meat.
But you know, I'll take this exact challenge, if a vegan takes this one:
Go to a field, find soy beans, pick them without help of any cutting tools, then eat them raw, without cooking or processing them in any way. Then tell me how delicious and natural that is.
#36 to #20 - drdisrespect
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humans are herbivores
User avatar #37 to #36 - angelusprimus
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its spelled OMNI-vores.
#56 to #36 - XxElJuegoxX
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User avatar #48 to #36 - Icedangel
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We can't be. We can't digest cellulose. Herbivores are classified as strictly plants, NOT fruits/veggies.

Used want Frugivore if you mean fruits/veggies/nuts. However, even then most Frugivore species will opportunistically eat meat. Even horses and cows will eat meat if you let them.
User avatar #69 to #48 - deadmice
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Can confirm: My father is a volunteer in London zoo. Giraffe got pissed off at a pigeon and just swallowed the ****** right out of the air. didnt chew or anything.
#81 to #69 - drakevil
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#198 to #81 - anon id: 920607d4
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I have a pelican eating a pigeon here if you want it. PELICAN EATS PIGEON uncut
#335 to #198 - daemascus
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more to the point
#86 to #69 - BloodAwaits
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The mental image of this just made me crack the **** up.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Icedangel
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Brutal.
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#188 to #48 - softdoritocat
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That's ********. Horses won't eat meat if you let them. It's not like you can't let a cat hang out in the stables because horses will swallow him alive. Horses don't crave for meat. The only situation when horses might eat meat is because of starvation or malnutrition. Or because some ****** up ************* trained them to bite off humans' faces and eat them - true story, Zunghar people were doing that
User avatar #221 to #188 - ironsoul
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You are incorrect sir! My ex had horses, and she would take them to competitions. They were beautifully cared for, given vitamin supplements, their hair was silkier and softer than mine is. I was eating a hamburger by their stalls and one bastard grabbed it right out of my hand. I'm lucky he didn't take the hand with it.
#452 to #188 - softdoritocat
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To all you guys above... Hope you know what malnutrition is. I didn't say horses will NEVER eat meat, I said they MIGHT eat it in certain situations - lack of salt, protein, whatever. I worked in the stables for 3 years, they had about 50 horses, I've never see any of them eating meat. Stealing a burger seems more like gluttony rather than meat craving to me. It's like with cats eating grass - they supplement their diet. Some will eat grass regularly, some hardly ever and some never.
User avatar #360 to #188 - jmmora
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dude, even Deers eat birds because they need to
User avatar #208 to #188 - Icedangel
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I've seen it. The horse stomped a coyote to death (we think), then bit off chunks and ate bits of it. It didn't eat EVERYTHING, of course, but it ate it (This part I saw).

Horses have also been known to eat ham. They wont go and hunt living things down, no, but they'll take a bite or two from dead things.
User avatar #46 to #36 - saladpounder
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The **** are you talking about you imbecile. Let me put it short, Herbivore: planteater, Carnivore: meateater and Omnivore: Both of them combined. It's really easy to know the difference from them. We humans are omnivores, we have the ability to consume both plants and meat but some would like to only eat plants also maybe a few would only eat meat. Might be a troll, i don't give a ****. Let's play spot the vegan, not hard is it?
User avatar #76 to #46 - angelusprimus
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There are several cultures in the world that live on meat only or nearly meat only diet.
Under specific cirumstances its possible to survive that way, just like its possible to eat only vegetation.
But a balanced diet includes both vegetable and animal products.
#109 to #36 - rabidaardvark
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Right, thats why we have canine teeth, who's only purpose is slicing through meat, because we're herbivores.
User avatar #194 to #109 - kinginyellow
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Actually that's a myth. Canines are for holding meat, not slicing it, but yes they're still part of a carnivore and omnivore. It's actually the jaw muscles that help the slicing of meat. You could take out most of a pit bull's teeth and it'd still rip skin off your arm.
User avatar #93 to #36 - daragon
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We're omnivores you numb skull.
#456 to #93 - trustust
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I find it disturbing that people really believe we are meant to be hervibores just because of a number of popular myths about vegetarianism that have no scientific basis in fact. One of them being that man is naturally a vegetarian because our bodies resemble plant eaters, not carnivores. When in fact like you said we are omnivores, capable of either eating meat or plant foods. It's like people forget this exists or something
#494 to #456 - rabidaardvark
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Hang on, how are our bodies like herbivores? we have binocular vision and depth perception, found almost exclusively in predators (cats, wolves, eagles, as opposed to sheep, cows and horses with eyes on the side of their heads for all around vision), we have meat cutting teeth and a digestive system that can process meat, hell our clocest living relatives, chimps, regularly eat meat as well as fruits. So in what way can these people claim we have the bodies of herbivores?
#495 to #494 - trustust
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They leave this facts out and only concentrate on our digestive system and stuff so it fits their needs
#496 to #495 - rabidaardvark
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You mean the digestive system equipped with all the enzymes and acids it needs to break down animal protein, which you obviously get lots of in plants? yeah that definitely proves their point.
#497 to #496 - trustust
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They only pick the facts they want,
veganskeptic.blogspot.com.es/2010/10/are-humans-omnivores.html
if you read this it explains it pretty good
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User avatar #467 to #456 - daragon
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Join the club man, we all find it ******* disturbing.
#468 to #467 - trustust
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Yeah, vegans and vegetarians are crazy man
Well most of them.
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User avatar #401 to #36 - thebaseballexpert
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please refer to the main post, you ignorant twat
#387 to #36 - Merde
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Tards fed this so hard +1 to drdisrepect -1000 to FJ in general
#515 to #387 - drdisrespect
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ya lol ragefest 2014
#51 to #36 - pablovilly
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shut. the. ****. up.
shut. the. ****. up.
User avatar #43 to #36 - riotshieldman
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enjoy dying from a lack of iron and protein you ******* herbivore
User avatar #40 to #36 - createdjustnow
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we have teeth for ripping and teeth for grinding. this is a sign of omnivorous capabilities. purely carnivorous animals have fangs which are meant for ripping, and herbivorous animals have teeth like our molars that are made for grinding the vegetation down. look in the mouth of a cow, then look in the mouth of a tiger. notice the difference then look at the mouth of a human and notice the similarities that humans share with both.
User avatar #38 to #36 - sirkanesixtytwo
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Oh, well then it should kill me when I eat this steak.
#52 to #36 - terminalinfinity
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Canines, Digestive acids found in our stomach only present in meat eating creatures, as well as brain function only found in predators disagrees with you. Face it. Humans are supposed to eat meat.
User avatar #94 to #52 - notnewaccount
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Not just meat
User avatar #454 to #20 - cannibalvegan
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Even though I agree with you, the raw meat dishes you listed are seasoned so those don't count.

User avatar #382 to #20 - gaytard
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lol kill yourself you ******* faggot. i hope you get aids
#30 to #20 - majordraco
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I was about to post almost this same thing, that logic is retarded.
#72 to #20 - sleepingdogtwo
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"I've eaten steak tartare, beef carpaccio and my fiances mom..."   
   
I have the feeling that my brain is desperately trying to **** with me.
"I've eaten steak tartare, beef carpaccio and my fiances mom..."

I have the feeling that my brain is desperately trying to **** with me.

#195 - mrhaihoang
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mfw vegans thinking their opinions matter
mfw vegans thinking their opinions matter
#3 - taye
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Give it to us raw and wriggling!
Give it to us raw and wriggling!
#161 to #3 - snowshark
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"Make him sick you will, behaving like that. There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys."
#31 - cdsams
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Don't be that faggot.
#142 to #31 - billburr
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Appeals to nature are obviously dumb, separating man from nature is just an exercise in ego-stroking we've been doing for a while. A bird's nest isn't any more natural than a lean-to.
Skip the next part if you want, it's educational
That said, I'm gonna be the resident vegetarian on this one and explain why me and most of the people I know don't eat meat (descending order):
1. Environment- Lower trophic levels are more efficient and there are 7 billion people and climate change is real and resource-exhaustion is real
2. Cruelty- Some bad **** goes down on farms, let's get real
3. Kind of gross-looking - I ate meat for 19 years, ****** delicious but it looks a little gross to me when it's raw. Eggs too, it's hard to explain
4. Needless- Evolutionary arguments for high meat consumption are as flawed as the appeal to nature is on the other side. If we don't need it now then it doesn't matter if we needed it then. Plus monkeys ate ~5% calories from meat, much less than the wealthy nations do now.
User avatar #450 to #142 - nicoquitemad
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I like to support farms that let their animals roam free inefficiently big spaces under the sky rather than a roof. As a bonus, the meat or eggs, or whatever, tastes a lot better.
#435 to #142 - anon id: 6277b09a
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Even though i can't stop eating meat myself, i'm glad someone else can.
User avatar #223 to #142 - ironsoul
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I avoid eating red meat too much, but only because about an hour after I eat it, it feels like a diamond encrusted howler monkey is trying to escape my colon.
User avatar #277 to #223 - cdsams
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If anybody has the skill, the internet would appreciate a MS paint drawing of a diamond encrusted howler monkey trying to escape from a man's colon.
#323 to #277 - suspicious
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Skills unable to pay bills,here ya go.
#281 to #277 - ironsoul
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i too would appreciate this picture.
i too would appreciate this picture.
#361 to #223 - billburr
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I've had some brutal stomach problems too man, the veg life has delayed the inevitable but it's in the doctor's hands now Some day I hope to fix my stomach problems and start eating moose "I only eat what I kill"
#71 - slenderwolf
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Being a vegetarian is fine, up until you tell me I'm wrong for eating meat. My sister won't eat cows or pigs because they're too cute, personally I think they're a lot cuter on a plate, but she's mature enough to cook for herself when the rest of us are eating burgers, but if one more self-righteous, pompous, son of a bitch talks down to me for eating a steak I'll leave as many entrails as I can cut out of Bambi's dad on his front porch.
Being a vegetarian is fine, up until you tell me I'm wrong for eating meat. My sister won't eat cows or pigs because they're too cute, personally I think they're a lot cuter on a plate, but she's mature enough to cook for herself when the rest of us are eating burgers, but if one more self-righteous, pompous, son of a bitch talks down to me for eating a steak I'll leave as many entrails as I can cut out of Bambi's dad on his front porch.
User avatar #415 to #71 - kanadetenshi
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That's like expecting a slave abolitionist not to talk down to a slave owner.
#269 to #71 - marikthegunslinger
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I can find pigs adorable and delicious. Mostly because the meat on my plate looks nothing like the adorable thing.
User avatar #213 to #71 - PieManTheGreat
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telling people not to talk down to you whilst talking down to them is very counterproductive.
#12 - mankey
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#440 to #12 - anon id: 6277b09a
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Dude, would be pretty boring eating only meat
User avatar #442 to #440 - mankey
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Your mum doesn't seem to mind it!
User avatar #368 to #12 - buttinspecter
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"Carnivore" is the other extreme, which we are not. Humans are perfectly balanced omnivores.
User avatar #374 to #12 - funferret
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"Vegan-Curios"
Is it a sexuality now too?
User avatar #167 to #12 - amusingusername
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I do wonder what people even do at those vegan meetings.

Do they share all their life experiences about eating plants? Sure seems fun.
#184 to #167 - mankey
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They sit around and cry about Mother Earth and try to plant themselves in the ground, while having sex with trees and sharing experiences of how they were air-raped by meat eaters breathing on them when they went to buy soy imitation turkey and a hemp thong.

[For a none satirical and altogether less fun answer, click the spoiler below.]

They share information about what foods give the best vitamins and what tablets to take to get the stuff their missing. Also recipes on how to make things taste good, because a vegan menu is kind of sparse when it comes to taste.
User avatar #186 to #184 - amusingusername
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I'll take the first answer. Accepting that people actually do the second one would be too boring.
#1 - thelizardlord
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Meat is good eating
#53 - CreemFilling
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As a vegetarian, I generally think internet vegans are annoying. Like, who gives a **** what anyone else eats, it's their life. BUT, while I think that eating raw meat like this would be gross af, I would think the same thing if I were to see someone eating like a raw potato or something. That's just weird. Cook your ****.
User avatar #384 to #53 - gaytard
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lol just kill yourself you ******* hippie vegan leftist
#502 to #384 - starblood
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User avatar #58 to #53 - mdmazing
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Raw potatoes aren't that bad imo, but yea, I get your point, I eat meat, and eating it fresh and raw of a body would be disgusting. But there are probably many vegetables that have to be cooked too, to taste any good.. just like meat.
User avatar #363 to #53 - jellyman
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I have a friend who's vegan, and she's pretty cool. She doesn't brag about her being a vegan, and she cooks meals that's vegan. Not all vegans are annoying.
User avatar #273 to #53 - psykobear
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I don't have it, but:
ChickFromAttackOnTitanEatingRawPotato.gif
User avatar #351 to #273 - arstya
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It's not raw though. It was a baked potato she had cooked earlier.
User avatar #352 to #351 - psykobear
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Oooooooh.
User avatar #353 to #352 - arstya
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Yeah she's crazy but she's not...

Well, yeah, she might be that crazy.