(4) tumblr can be funny. . damn mats one at my Emile pasts here. was for men to be square shaped realty pisses me tatt Illnes glad that gnu all understand. another unrealistic standard for men
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#1 - spittersplat (04/23/2014) [-]
another unrealistic standard for men
another unrealistic standard for men
#56 to #1 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
i wonder what the original was?
User avatar #67 to #56 - northway (04/24/2014) [-]
he got in there in the origin and the door close thats it
#25 - TehFunnyMan (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #25 - Kulthozuer (04/24/2014) [-]
Best post ever.
#62 - ghostofgemini (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm surprised. No one bitching about here only being 2 doors, and not one for the weird-nonexistent-sexuality they refer to themselves as?
User avatar #40 - useroftheLOLZ (04/24/2014) [-]
Doesn't the same go for men though? Like ******* seriously, you're going to tell me that society isn't shallow either, and expects men to be either GI ******* Joe, or ******* Christian Bale? With all the aspects which are viewed as shallow, regardless of gender, those being being a 10/10 in looks, rich as **** , sexy as **** , and so on. Why does it have to focus on women? Because there's a "Patriarchy"? I'm ******* sorry if Vogue or some of the other retarded as **** , women's magazines, pressure you into how what they believe is the ideal form, gee whiz, better get mad at all those FEMALE WRITERS AND CEOS WHO RUN THE MAGAZINE, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY MEN THAT'S TELLING WOMEN THAT THIS IS HOW THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

I know it's Femenazi Tumblr logic, but god damn it, the sheer absence, no, it's the complete opposite, the fact that this goes against all logic, it doesn't just ignore logic, it goes into the negative territory of logic, just amazes me.
#44 to #40 - VikingSharkPANCH (04/24/2014) [-]
Men have more pressure on them to:
Hide Emotions and "Man Up"
Be cool under all situations
Make the first move, yet risk being called a creep or rejected or laughed at
Pay for everything, thereby have a good job to support dating

MEN Are Judged JUST AS HARD AS WOMEN AND DONT ******* TELL ME WE AREN'T. Because if you are slightly unattractive women will blow you off because "He's not totally hot". I know so many guys who are incredible human beings but because they aren't 10/10 Chippendales they get passed over at bars and all other outings.
Oh and their is a double standard, because if you ARE attractive, women automatically label you a "player and douchebag" even if you are a great guy.

Bottom line: Feminists can **** off back to the self entitled pretend-land that they live in. We are humans, we all judge the **** out of each other.


#76 to #44 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
this rage I LOVE IT !!
User avatar #49 - Blackrain (04/24/2014) [-]
Being only 5'6 and male, this is what I've found:

It's much easier being fit/built than being tall
Good looks still go a much long way
Girls my height and smaller love it, when we hug, their face is next to mine or right under it, where as if the guy was tall, it would be at the guys chest or stomach.
Girls like kisses more as the guy doesn't have to bend so far down/girl doesn't have to tilt their head 65* upwards
I mean, it always helps that I'm rich.
User avatar #52 to #49 - karson (04/24/2014) [-]
not to step in your cornflakes, but there was actually a study done where women were more likely to choose a tall construction worker over a short doctor as a husband, something about not wanting their kids to be short. I guess it's an evolutionary thing.

but if you're happy, you're happy, more power to you man.

just out of curiosity, what makes you rich? what do you do for a living?
User avatar #53 to #52 - Blackrain (04/24/2014) [-]
No worries, cornflakes are still good.

And you're right, there are a lot of women that wouldn't purely on height, but everyone is different, you just have to find the right girl no matter of height.

Well, I have money from several different sources, what made me initially rich is I sold a piece a software to a software giant, that's it lol.
User avatar #55 to #53 - karson (04/24/2014) [-]
that's true, you want a woman that'll love you for you.

you're probably smarter than me, but never let your money show when looking for a serious relationship. my father made that mistake, my stepmom is nothing but a gold digging bitch. as soon as she saw his house she started talking about marriage, they got married a few months later. when they got married, she quit her job. after a month of marriage, my father told her to try to find another job. shocker that she declared she was pregnant 2 weeks later, and hasn't had a real job since. that was 14 years ago.

gold diggers man. look out for em.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Blackrain (04/24/2014) [-]
I know what you mean man, sorry to hear about your parent's relationship, and I wouldn't say I'm smarter than you in general, we have no idea!

And it's funny, when I go on dates, i'll drive my 2010 kia soul and take her to a 2 bed apartment which I rent out (it's a decent one and only $500 a month)
User avatar #59 to #58 - karson (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh I'm glad things didn't work out between my parents, they split up when I was barely a year old, and I've known my stepdad since I was 2, and he's a good guy, I grew up on his family farm, so truth be told I prefer my stepfather to my real father. stepfather even tried to adopt me when I was younger.

and you're a smart ************ , man. keep the money on the down low. that way if she's interested, she'll be interested in you, not your money. and wont end up ******* someone else behind your back in the future like so many gold diggers do. I drive my 2014 focus ST normally and get no attention, but when I drive my 1970 mach 1 I get a lot of waves and winks from girls when I drive through downtown. bitches.

it doesn't matter either way, I'm still dating the same beautiful half hispanic girl I started dating in HS anyways, I drove a beater truck back then lol
User avatar #60 to #59 - Blackrain (04/24/2014) [-]
Well good for you and your girl, I know what you been about the muscle cars, bitches panties always be wet for them. But if they don't like me because I'm short, something that is totally out of control for my entire life, screw them, I'll go sleep a model for the night and continue driving my 68 Camaro SS with 862 HP at the wheels.
#85 to #60 - karson (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm a ford guy, but I love me some late 60's camaro. pic for pic trade?
User avatar #86 to #85 - Blackrain (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm away from home for work unfortunately, but when I get back, i'll grab a pic of her for ya
User avatar #87 to #86 - karson (04/25/2014) [-]
alright, fair enough lol
User avatar #61 to #49 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Hello, I am a Hungarian prince, and I want t give you all of my money, but I'll need your social security number and bank stuff.

Congrates on being rich, man. Nice for your skills to actually come into fruition!
#4 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
6'5 glorious god tier master height
Holy **** does my spine hurt, lord help me
User avatar #50 to #4 - winiacz (04/24/2014) [-]
195cm here.
Also with genetically ****** up spine.
Finding clothes is impossible.
#74 to #4 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Short enough for sick gains
Tall enough to the tallest guy in a room most of the time.
#35 to #4 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Glorious short man paying for extra leg room watching lanky ******* suffer master race.
#66 to #4 - Lmaoplanes (04/24/2014) [-]
Pic related
User avatar #5 to #4 - stuartbewbzz (04/24/2014) [-]
I know that feel bro. Start lifting, you'll feel so much better after a while. Plus being that tall and being shredded is like the biggest panty-moistener for grills.
#6 to #5 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
It made the pain worse
#30 to #6 - ihaveakeyboard (04/24/2014) [-]
this... this...   
I don't see Mussolini...   
this is like watching the towers fall all over again   
oh the humanity
this... this...
I don't see Mussolini...
this is like watching the towers fall all over again
oh the humanity
#83 to #30 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for what I have done
User avatar #7 to #6 - stuartbewbzz (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, you need to stretch properly as well haha
User avatar #8 to #7 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
there is no hope for me
User avatar #9 to #8 - stuartbewbzz (04/24/2014) [-]
We're all gonna make it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
There's no way, my friend. Their army outnumbers us 1000:1. Do you have any last words in our final moments?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stuartbewbzz (04/24/2014) [-]
Should've read the sticky.
User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
But I'm illiterate
User avatar #14 to #4 - xirbitzy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
6'8 here, short people will never know the fear of short doorways
User avatar #26 to #14 - theugandanhero (04/24/2014) [-]
And you people will never know the joy of running along the tall grass and tickling your balls.
User avatar #15 to #14 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
Or small seats in airplanes/buses
User avatar #16 to #15 - xirbitzy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
or flying with Ryanair
User avatar #21 to #16 - deadnanners (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
or not living in Europe
#19 to #18 - soundofwinter (04/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'll be back, someday
User avatar #20 to #19 - europe (04/24/2014) [-]
We'll await your return
User avatar #65 to #19 - megatheman (04/24/2014) [-]
bitch you better.
User avatar #23 to #14 - snakesniper (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 to #14 - snakesniper (04/24/2014) [-]
I know hot it is for my dad to be 7'2
#27 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
what if you're a dude taller than 6 ft?
#28 to #27 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
you have to pay a toll dumbass
#29 to #28 - trevanman (04/24/2014) [-]
no, you have to pay a toll if you're under 6 ft. tall.
because if you're under 6 ft. you can simply walk in, but you have to pay a toll.
if you're taller, you'd have to walk around
User avatar #41 - tallwhiteperson (04/24/2014) [-]
im 6'4 tall, and im white, hence my username ;)
User avatar #42 to #41 - dwraith ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I too am 6'4" and white. We should form a club.
#47 to #42 - mrmcput (04/24/2014) [-]
Since I am white and 6' 4" tall, can i join the club too?
#51 to #47 - erkaperkish (04/24/2014) [-]
Me too, can I join?
#57 to #51 - HeroOfAwesomeness (04/24/2014) [-]
There's so ******* many of us ahaha
#84 to #57 - mrmcput (04/25/2014) [-]
We should form an army.
User avatar #43 to #42 - tallwhiteperson (04/24/2014) [-]
it'll be like the kkk but with tall people only
#45 to #43 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I am also 6'4", do I get to join this new club?
#48 to #45 - mrmcput (04/24/2014) [-]
Are you white?
User avatar #46 to #45 - firnen (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm 6'6 is that allowed.
#32 - reginleif (04/24/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** MFW realizing I'm 5,10 after posting this. :/
#54 to #32 - crislaboy (04/24/2014) [-]
im 5"6' trust me 5"10' is a pretty good height to have. Doesn't help either that i only weight 120 pounds on a good day. But i guess i can't complain better in my mind to be skinny than overweight i guess.
User avatar #24 - Waro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Not our fault we're attracted to healthy bodies.

(I know that shape doesn't necessarily mean healthy, but it's what's implied)
#2 - jewfrosdsd ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You forgot about the lasers that **** you up if you are ugly , weird , awkward, or don't have a 6 pack or are an introvert.
#81 - imalex (04/24/2014) [-]
1 cm away from being 6'0   
pic related: me if i never grow to 6'0
1 cm away from being 6'0

pic related: me if i never grow to 6'0
User avatar #77 - thatdamnllama (04/24/2014) [-]
5'10'' but not square shaped
User avatar #78 to #77 - auan (04/24/2014) [-]
6'0, shaped more like sickly tree than minecraft character.
#73 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
girls just want a man that's teller than her, we don't knecessarily have to be tall, just taller.

we're in luck : )
#70 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
4'11" here
im going to kill myself bye
#71 to #70 - mixedfeelings (04/24/2014) [-]
i hope you're a kid
#75 to #71 - perchboro (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #69 - christhexplorer (04/24/2014) [-]
Go ahead and be fat then...
#64 - cocacolapop (04/24/2014) [-]
But I'm 6.2"...
User avatar #68 to #64 - thegoodgatsby (04/24/2014) [-]
Don't worry, tall brethren. There's a toll for men under six feet. We get through for free.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Eh. Through all my life I've actually heard women complain more about the looks/acts of other women than any man has.
User avatar #34 - picamix (04/24/2014) [-]
i dont know why these girls seem to forget that men dont just get dates like that.
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