23 Best things about being single. . 23 People Were Asked "What' s The Best Thing About Being Single'?" These Answers Make A Lot Of Sense 1. Walking around nake
x
Click to expand

23 Best things about being single

23 People Were Asked "What' s
The Best Thing About Being
Single'?" These Answers Make
A Lot Of Sense
1. Walking around naked.
2. You really don' t appreciate the entire
mattress, until you have it all to yourself.
3. Always knowing what your budget is.
4. Sleeping in.
5. Never having to wait to use the
bathroom.
6. Precious silence.
7. Don' t have to compromise about
anything.
I had to sit through Cinderella and a
thousand ******** chick because
my ex wanted to watch them. Now, I
watch Cinderella because I want to watch
3. Never arguing with anyone,
9. Less broken stuff to fix.
10. If you want to go somewhere you just
walk out the door.
11. What' s for dinner isn' t a debate.
12. Your schedule is wide open.
13. The mess can wait until tomorrow.
14. Drinking out of the containers is OK,
15. There' s an event and I don' t wanna go to
16. I decide at the last minute to just grab my
coat and zoom downtown do to
whatever? I can.
17. I want to dance in my living room, sing
and do horrible beatbox at the top
of my lungs past midnight? I sure as hell
can.
13. Watching an entire movie without being
interrupted or having to explain it to
19. All of the restaurants just became half off.
20. I dons have to text anyone all the time.
21. Not shaving.
22. Not having to '' something with your
significant other.
23. Most of your friends will soon have
babies. They will have babies. You will
have a gin and tonic.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+433
Views: 18121
Favorited: 48
Submitted: 03/22/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to kingxddd submit to reddit

Comments(65):

[ 65 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - anon (03/22/2014) [-]
>They will have babies. You will have gin and tonic.

MFW I'm drowning loneliness in alcohol.
#3 to #1 - drackmore (03/22/2014) [-]
You drown that pussy loneliness and when its dead and your drunk you make friends with freedom.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackmanagan (03/22/2014) [-]
you spelled freedom wrong
#11 - funtimer (03/23/2014) [-]
Im in a committed relationship and the these apply to it:
1)
3)
4)
6)
9) She's pretty damn handy, if she thinks she needs to spend money on buying a new one, she will fix that **** with paperclips and rubberbands if she needs to.
11) We like the same places
13)
14)
15)
18)
21) She likes the beard.

Just because you're not single doesn't mean you can't do half that stuff. Sure you may need to check some stuff with your SO just to keep them in the know, but it's not like prison as long as you're with the right person.
#50 to #11 - realreality (03/23/2014) [-]
Shut Up Slave.  btw I get exactly what you mean.
Shut Up Slave. btw I get exactly what you mean.
User avatar #12 to #11 - toosexyforyou (03/23/2014) [-]
Oh **** off and let us have a couple good things
User avatar #27 to #12 - minnten (03/23/2014) [-]
Because people who aren't single also having those things diminishes you having them? **** off with that logic.
+7
#10 - testaburger has deleted their comment [-]
#39 - zekeon (03/23/2014) [-]
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?   
   
I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?

I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
User avatar #49 - imalex (03/23/2014) [-]
this is cool if you're in your twenties but as soon as you hit 35ish it turns sad
#13 - alltipswelcome (03/23/2014) [-]
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
#5 - megusters (03/23/2014) [-]
I can't do most of these things and I'm single.
#17 to #5 - hakuna (03/23/2014) [-]
The people asked in this survey wasn't 14-year-olds living at home
User avatar #63 to #17 - megusters (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm a middle aged paraplegic.
#57 - chocolatepuppy (03/23/2014) [-]
this one cracked me up...
#37 - wacemindu (03/23/2014) [-]
*******		 18
******* 18
#36 - buttholee (03/23/2014) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #190102 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY **   
   
I feel I'm the only the one on this site who wants kids (that's a male)...   
   
I mean, who wouldn't want a pair of mammals that cling to your every word, and you can chose how to raise them?
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #190102 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY **

I feel I'm the only the one on this site who wants kids (that's a male)...

I mean, who wouldn't want a pair of mammals that cling to your every word, and you can chose how to raise them?
User avatar #43 to #36 - nabidacat (03/23/2014) [-]
You're not alone there, I also really want to have kids.
#33 - maxbeejax (03/23/2014) [-]
Walk around naked?   
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
Walk around naked?
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
#25 - anon (03/23/2014) [-]
The first item on the list is better if you are not single.
#14 - tehavatar (03/23/2014) [-]
you should appreciate being single only because you havent 			******		 up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.
you should appreciate being single only because you havent ****** up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.
#20 - chrispebbletoe (03/23/2014) [-]
Gin and Tonic? What do you think we are... gay? Maybe a little . No we drink whiskey and Ale and Jack daniels
User avatar #41 to #20 - kanduhuskedetder (03/23/2014) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? I drink longdrinks as long as I want. If I'm at a metal concert and I want a mojito, I will drink a ******* mojito. And you know who also liked mojitos? Ernest ******* Hemingway. So stop telling me about being manly.
User avatar #62 to #20 - hecatonchires (03/23/2014) [-]
You ******* **** nugget, jack daniels is horrible whisky designed only to make you drunk as **** . That's why it's acceptable to drink it with lots of soda on parties.

If you want to drink whisky for the taste then you'll have to look around a bit for a taste that suites you, there are a lot of different tastes. Don't be fooled by people who claim the single malt's are always better then blended, it's ******** , there are good whisky's on both sides. Good starter whisky's are The Black Grouse, Bowmore Legend, Dimple 15,... I myself like a Lagavulin. Oh and do yourself a pleasure, don't add ice to a good whisky, it waters the drink down and is bad for the taste.
#65 to #62 - chrispebbletoe (03/23/2014) [-]
Also on the ice subject if you want it cool invest in some whiskey stones
#64 to #62 - chrispebbletoe (03/23/2014) [-]
I am a big whiskey drink and jack daniels technically doesnt count. Its a sour mash. I personally prefer things like Dalwhinnie, Glenlivet and Glenfiddich straight. just saying if your gunna drink a short like that then its jack daniels all the way.
#22 to #20 - olafur (03/23/2014) [-]
Woah you ******* child. GT is a certified mans drink. Jack Daniels on the other hand is a ******* ****** burbon for kids and cola.
#30 to #22 - anon (03/23/2014) [-]
This exactly good sir
#23 to #22 - chrispebbletoe (03/23/2014) [-]
Not where i'm from. I'm a bar manager and 95% of people who order gin and tonic are women. Jack is awesome its a sour mash. And has flavour.
User avatar #32 to #23 - adrilazzaro (03/23/2014) [-]
Jack daniels tastes like dusty gasoline, i will never understand all the hype around it
User avatar #26 to #23 - minnten (03/23/2014) [-]
A really ****** flavor, yes. It's the drink you order because you're 21 and don't know any better.
User avatar #60 - jnovuse (03/23/2014) [-]
1. I think being in a relationship is the BEST time to walk around naked.
2. Yeah you do, remember all of childhood? Bed is much better with a couple.
3. Do people have a problem with this? I ALWAYS know what my budget is, no matter what.
4. That should be on "What's best about being unemployed"
5. If you have to go that bad, just pee in the shower, problem solved.
6. Precious silence can be had any time, relationship or not.
7. If your so selfish that you can't let the person you should love do what they want once in awhile, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship.
8. Really? Every single interaction in the entire world is perfectly fine, except with your spouse? Maybe you shouldn't be with them then.
9. I guess, if you were in a relationship with an asshole. Who break's stuff to the point of needing to complain about fixing stuff a lot? Are you dating a FARM ANIMAL?
10. You can do that with a relationship to, just say "Hey babe, I am going out, see ya later."
11. IDK how your relationships were, but dinner was never a debate, it was a "you make it.", "no, you make it.", "let's just order something or go out.", "sounds good to me."
12. This should not change based on your relationship status, maybe on a few nights a week you plan a date or something, but if your WHOLE DAY is booked because your in a relationship, maybe your spouse is a little 'needy'.
13. I guess, if your spouse doesn't want to see/smell the mess and how lazy you are.
14. O.K. either way, spouse got a problem? Yo' I'll solve it, check out my hook why the DJ revolves it.
15. Relationship or not, this is the case. But also refer to my response to #7.
16. Yep, relationship or not you can. It's called TRUST. If you don't have it, you DON'T have a relationship.
17. If your spouse doesn't enjoy or include themselves with you doing this, your with the WRONG PERSON.
18. Is this really a bother? Than include them in the prequels and previous movies!
(CONTINUED IN REPLY)
User avatar #61 to #60 - jnovuse (03/23/2014) [-]
19. Damn, "Sorry your not worth the cost of food." That's f*cked up.
20. If you don't like talking to your spouse, give them my number, I'll talk to them and probably show them respect and what it feels like to be wanted as well.
21. Laser Hair Removal, like 30 bucks a month, you can get ANYTHING you want removed for good. Then you can be lazy all you want and not shave again.
22. If you have to 'ok' it, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.
23. Cause Gin and Tonic provide you satisfaction and a vessel to pour your knowledge, love, hopes, and dreams into and watch grow and flourish into a person ten times better than you could ever be, and have you die in peace and smile knowing your children, grandchildren, so on and so forth have succeeded in life due to your guidance. (Plus, how do you GET babies? Gin and Tonic can't please you like that, that's a fact.)

Can you tell that this misinformed post irk's me?
User avatar #58 - pickstar (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, did you mean: 23 Best Things About Being In A Perfect Relationship?
#56 - xzayviaaeyeres (03/23/2014) [-]
I broke up with my first GF because of 15. Refused to go to prom, The thought of spending an entire night in the school hall with the dickheads that constantly bullied me was too much and I refused to go. She couldn't accept that and we broke up

Fun fact?: I've had 2 GF's, Both have gotten married to the guys they went out with after me
#54 - kanyesfishsticks (03/23/2014) [-]
24) Don't have to masturbate silently
#53 - anon (03/23/2014) [-]
This is obviously written by a single white american male that it is almost embarrassing. I think the word you are looking for is called 'social intelligence'.
#52 - lordfohawk (03/23/2014) [-]
Y..You can have most of these if you're in a good relationship
[ 65 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)