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#8 - feggit
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#10 to #8 - roninneko
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(10/06/2013) [-]
Why would they bother? It's the apocalypse!
#21 to #10 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I think its because since they were going to die anyway, what was the point of using a condom.
#63 to #21 - allnamesrtaken
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(10/07/2013) [-]
That's like
exactly what he just said.
#5 - hendlovessesshy
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(10/06/2013) [-]
So thats why the Maternity ward in my hospital has been full this sept and oct.
#23 to #5 - gomezfez
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Sorry to be buzzkillington, but late September to early October is the most common birthday, as its 10 months after new years eve. Before you say it, it takes about a month for the baby to initially develop, so the nine months of being pregnant start after that.
#12 to #5 - shabattman
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(10/07/2013) [-]
That stork looks drunk as all hell
#17 to #12 - hendlovessesshy
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Imagine all the babies he had to carry.
#15 - azroth
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(10/07/2013) [-]
one story that really pissed me off about the 2012 fiasco is that here in the UK there is this one celebrity couple who do stupid ******* celebrity stuff to get easy money or some **** and because they were the kind of people who thought the world was actually going to end, they spent their entire fortune (£10 million) in less than 3 months.When the world didn't end they filed for bankruptcy and now 10 months later they're doing fine again because of their useless celebrities media income and probably have a few hundred thousand to spare.

The reason that pisses me off is because people who get money because they are famous for being famous can just frivolously spend millions on **** and then easily get a small fortune back in less than a year for doing **** all.. And people like us have to work all year round to earn an amount of money that they probably earn in a few weeks. Doesn't feel very good
#18 to #15 - whiteblob
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Envy is the word you're looking for.
#62 to #18 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Envy?

I never liked how people always say this regarding famous/rich individuals. What makes you assume that I want to be famous for what probably is a pretty frivolous reason at best? Being able to act for a movie (or much else, you name it: singing, playing sports, etc) isn't what I would consider a truly fulfilling job, granted I won't ever make as much money as an actor; but ******* hell, as an engineer at least I can say that I've legitimately helped move the world forward when I help design something and that's worth quite a bit to me.

Sure you can say that actors offer something to the world, that they are not totally worthless. Which is true, there is certainly something to be said about the value of entertainment. One of those things being that you don't necessarily need to pay someone(s) millions upon millions of dollars to get satisfaction. A thousand dollar computer can easily offer up 100x the entertainment value of any movie imaginable.
#132 to #62 - whiteblob
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(10/07/2013) [-]
My point of view is that you dislike the fact that they make easy money, sure you may bring stuff they don't to the world but then again there are many like you and not so many of them, that's why they get paid more. For me it's envy, you wish you could make as much money as them not necessarily wanting to be famous. Not everybody in the world is into computers as much as we are, remember people in the world are different and have different ideas of what entertaining is.
#54 to #15 - trash
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(10/07/2013) [-]
This reminds me of my character in Sims 3. I never had a job yet lived in a mansion. It was all because one day I played drums in the street for the day and got a 1 star celeb rating. It escalated from there and I got paid to go do dumb **** for people because of my social status.
#96 to #15 - deckbox
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(10/07/2013) [-]
they were american, spencer and
#79 to #15 - shrolen
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Don't blame the wasteful celebrities, as being wasteful is a fairly natural thing for us humans to be; blame those who give them the money to be so. Sheep fans who idolize these celebrities are the reason why these celebrities can be so wasteful. To be honest, most of you would act the exact same way if given such fortune and fame. Of course you are going to deny it, but greed is just natural for most humans. Take a look at the morbidly obese birds you find waddling around in densely population areas where many people eat. It is just an evolutionary trait that most animals take everything they can get their hands on, because they don't know when the next time they will have a similar opportunity. This is why you see people eat so much that they die do to weight related issues.

I find it kind of funny how having everything we need, can really turn around to bite us all on the ass.

"If you give a mouse a cookie"
#125 to #79 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Actually the obese people tend to be poor because they don't eat any healthy foods because healthy food is more expensive. They have to live off high calorie diets from McDonald's.
#61 - urapooper ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
#70 to #61 - admiralen
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(10/07/2013) [-]
oh god that hurts man
#73 to #61 - gustaviaable
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(10/07/2013) [-]
#108 to #61 - felixjarl
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(10/07/2013) [-]
My nipples just got stiff from that.
My nipples just got stiff from that.
#109 to #61 - spanishninja ONLINE
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(10/07/2013) [-]
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#120 to #61 - andrewjla
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Did anyone else read Rudolph's part in a black guy's voice?
#124 to #61 - infernomax
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#84 to #61 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE
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#67 to #61 - sebgotpwned
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Why must you make me feel this early?
Why must you make me feel this early?
#113 to #61 - lordleto
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(10/07/2013) [-]
#83 to #61 - tacogrenade
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Superman
Superman
#75 - idividedbyzero
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(10/07/2013) [-]
My friend just had a baby who's 16, and I just because an uncle.
#115 to #75 - devastatedfaith
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally a sentence, young *****.
#128 to #115 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2013) [-]
actually no he didnt because i just again reread. sometimes i just because an uncle when my the friends had an 16 y/o baby as well so i beleive him. and if you problems the have ******* doesnt it matters because im doesnt afraid of anything and a cool pretty guy.
#117 to #115 - idividedbyzero
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#91 to #75 - newhinji **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2013) [-]
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a baby who's 16
#93 to #91 - idividedbyzero
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(10/07/2013) [-]
He came out quite large. She didn't make it.
He came out quite large. She didn't make it.
#80 to #75 - cthumoo
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#81 to #80 - idividedbyzero
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(10/07/2013) [-]
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#7 - toadkillerdog
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(10/06/2013) [-]
....if only I had cashed in on that desperation....
We need to start circulating a new doomsday prediction so the lonely among us can...um....prepare for the apocalypse.....
#19 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Their babies would be 1 - 2 months late if they're due this month.. Standard pregnancy is 8 - 9 months >.>

Uneducated ****..
#74 to #19 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Actually, a pregnancy is 10 months. most people just say 9 because many mothers don't know they're pregnant that first month
#20 to #19 - callan
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(10/07/2013) [-]
with a standard deviation of 2 weeks. ^.^
#112 - archiferd
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I know of 3 people in my school, 2 had their babies this weekend and one is due in like 2 weeks
I know of 3 people in my school, 2 had their babies this weekend and one is due in like 2 weeks
#97 - butiloveu
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(10/07/2013) [-]
OP you retard kid-   
   
The ending of the world considered on the 21th Dezember 2012.   
   
An average time from fertilized ovum to birth takes under 9 month.    
 266 days is the exact average    
   
We have now the 7th October 2013, so its over 9 moths.   
Also the must be ******* month before the Apocalypse, because you know, the got 9 month time before the birth of their "babbys".    
   
So why would this kiddos **** without birth control after the apocalypse?
OP you retard kid-

The ending of the world considered on the 21th Dezember 2012.

An average time from fertilized ovum to birth takes under 9 month.
266 days is the exact average

We have now the 7th October 2013, so its over 9 moths.
Also the must be ******* month before the Apocalypse, because you know, the got 9 month time before the birth of their "babbys".

So why would this kiddos **** without birth control after the apocalypse?




#99 to #97 - flapz
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(10/07/2013) [-]
it's 9 months from conception though, or am I wrong? and conception does not necessarily happen instant?
#102 to #99 - butiloveu
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(10/07/2013) [-]
And i thought sperm cant survive 2-5 days in a vagina or something, that wouldn't be enough to end up after December, yo.
#105 to #102 - flapz
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(10/07/2013) [-]
yea 5 days max. You were just very specific about 21st of december that is all =) I know it still won't make it to january ;)
#100 to #99 - butiloveu
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(10/07/2013) [-]
But why would the wait to **** without protection till December.
#103 to #100 - flapz
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I don't know and I am not trying to understand these people either =P
#107 to #97 - anon
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(10/07/2013) [-]
You are technically pregnant ten months, its said to be nine due to the conception and doctors going off of the first actual missed period and the due date from then. So if you conceived and then missed a period lets say two weeks later they base the due date off of the first day your period would of been not when the sex occurred. Therefore, middle to end of December, sex happens, sometime later missed period and then there you go.
#111 to #107 - butiloveu
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Not really, the statistic with the 266 days really counts from the time were the ovum gets fertilized.
Of course there is most likely a deviation of 2 weeks.
And we have also the fact that sperm can fertilize a oval after 5 days, so lets count (when the baby comes two weeks later).
266+14+5= 285 days.
Last day of sex-21.12.2012
21.12.2012+285days=13.09.2013
Even if you ad 2 and a half week, you are still stuck in September.
#106 to #97 - sedativechunk
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Hell yea, Worf.
Hell yea, Worf.