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#15 - azroth (10/07/2013) [-]
one story that really pissed me off about the 2012 fiasco is that here in the UK there is this one celebrity couple who do stupid ******* celebrity stuff to get easy money or some **** and because they were the kind of people who thought the world was actually going to end, they spent their entire fortune (£10 million) in less than 3 months.When the world didn't end they filed for bankruptcy and now 10 months later they're doing fine again because of their useless celebrities media income and probably have a few hundred thousand to spare.

The reason that pisses me off is because people who get money because they are famous for being famous can just frivolously spend millions on **** and then easily get a small fortune back in less than a year for doing **** all.. And people like us have to work all year round to earn an amount of money that they probably earn in a few weeks. Doesn't feel very good
#54 to #15 - trash (10/07/2013) [-]
This reminds me of my character in Sims 3. I never had a job yet lived in a mansion. It was all because one day I played drums in the street for the day and got a 1 star celeb rating. It escalated from there and I got paid to go do dumb **** for people because of my social status.
#96 to #15 - deckbox (10/07/2013) [-]
they were american, spencer and
User avatar #18 to #15 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
Envy is the word you're looking for.
#62 to #18 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
Envy?

I never liked how people always say this regarding famous/rich individuals. What makes you assume that I want to be famous for what probably is a pretty frivolous reason at best? Being able to act for a movie (or much else, you name it: singing, playing sports, etc) isn't what I would consider a truly fulfilling job, granted I won't ever make as much money as an actor; but ******* hell, as an engineer at least I can say that I've legitimately helped move the world forward when I help design something and that's worth quite a bit to me.

Sure you can say that actors offer something to the world, that they are not totally worthless. Which is true, there is certainly something to be said about the value of entertainment. One of those things being that you don't necessarily need to pay someone(s) millions upon millions of dollars to get satisfaction. A thousand dollar computer can easily offer up 100x the entertainment value of any movie imaginable.
User avatar #132 to #62 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
My point of view is that you dislike the fact that they make easy money, sure you may bring stuff they don't to the world but then again there are many like you and not so many of them, that's why they get paid more. For me it's envy, you wish you could make as much money as them not necessarily wanting to be famous. Not everybody in the world is into computers as much as we are, remember people in the world are different and have different ideas of what entertaining is.
#79 to #15 - shrolen (10/07/2013) [-]
Don't blame the wasteful celebrities, as being wasteful is a fairly natural thing for us humans to be; blame those who give them the money to be so. Sheep fans who idolize these celebrities are the reason why these celebrities can be so wasteful. To be honest, most of you would act the exact same way if given such fortune and fame. Of course you are going to deny it, but greed is just natural for most humans. Take a look at the morbidly obese birds you find waddling around in densely population areas where many people eat. It is just an evolutionary trait that most animals take everything they can get their hands on, because they don't know when the next time they will have a similar opportunity. This is why you see people eat so much that they die do to weight related issues.

I find it kind of funny how having everything we need, can really turn around to bite us all on the ass.

"If you give a mouse a cookie"
User avatar #125 to #79 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually the obese people tend to be poor because they don't eat any healthy foods because healthy food is more expensive. They have to live off high calorie diets from McDonald's.
#5 - hendlovessesshy (10/06/2013) [-]
So thats why the Maternity ward in my hospital has been full this sept and oct.
User avatar #23 to #5 - gomezfez (10/07/2013) [-]
Sorry to be buzzkillington, but late September to early October is the most common birthday, as its 10 months after new years eve. Before you say it, it takes about a month for the baby to initially develop, so the nine months of being pregnant start after that.
User avatar #12 to #5 - shabattman (10/07/2013) [-]
That stork looks drunk as all hell
User avatar #17 to #12 - hendlovessesshy (10/07/2013) [-]
Imagine all the babies he had to carry.
User avatar #70 to #61 - admiralen ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
oh god that hurts man
#108 to #61 - felixjarl (10/07/2013) [-]
My nipples just got stiff from that.
My nipples just got stiff from that.
User avatar #120 to #61 - andrewjla (10/07/2013) [-]
Did anyone else read Rudolph's part in a black guy's voice?
#84 to #61 - pwnfrnzy (10/07/2013) [-]
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#67 to #61 - sebgotpwned (10/07/2013) [-]
Why must you make me feel this early?
Why must you make me feel this early?
#83 to #61 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
Superman
Superman
User avatar #7 - toadkillerdog (10/06/2013) [-]
....if only I had cashed in on that desperation....
We need to start circulating a new doomsday prediction so the lonely among us can...um....prepare for the apocalypse.....
#112 - archiferd (10/07/2013) [-]
I know of 3 people in my school, 2 had their babies this weekend and one is due in like 2 weeks
I know of 3 people in my school, 2 had their babies this weekend and one is due in like 2 weeks
#97 - butiloveu (10/07/2013) [-]
OP you retard kid-   
   
The ending of the world considered on the 21th Dezember 2012.   
   
An average time from fertilized ovum to birth takes under 9 month.    
 266 days is the exact average    
   
We have now the 7th October 2013, so its over 9 moths.   
Also the must be 			*******		 month before the Apocalypse, because you know, the got 9 month time before the birth of their "babbys".    
   
So why would this kiddos 			****		 without birth control after the apocalypse?
OP you retard kid-

The ending of the world considered on the 21th Dezember 2012.

An average time from fertilized ovum to birth takes under 9 month.
266 days is the exact average

We have now the 7th October 2013, so its over 9 moths.
Also the must be ******* month before the Apocalypse, because you know, the got 9 month time before the birth of their "babbys".

So why would this kiddos **** without birth control after the apocalypse?




#99 to #97 - flapz (10/07/2013) [-]
it's 9 months from conception though, or am I wrong? and conception does not necessarily happen instant?
User avatar #102 to #99 - butiloveu (10/07/2013) [-]
And i thought sperm cant survive 2-5 days in a vagina or something, that wouldn't be enough to end up after December, yo.
#105 to #102 - flapz (10/07/2013) [-]
yea 5 days max. You were just very specific about 21st of december that is all =) I know it still won't make it to january ;)
User avatar #100 to #99 - butiloveu (10/07/2013) [-]
But why would the wait to **** without protection till December.
#103 to #100 - flapz (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't know and I am not trying to understand these people either =P
#107 to #97 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
You are technically pregnant ten months, its said to be nine due to the conception and doctors going off of the first actual missed period and the due date from then. So if you conceived and then missed a period lets say two weeks later they base the due date off of the first day your period would of been not when the sex occurred. Therefore, middle to end of December, sex happens, sometime later missed period and then there you go.
User avatar #111 to #107 - butiloveu (10/07/2013) [-]
Not really, the statistic with the 266 days really counts from the time were the ovum gets fertilized.
Of course there is most likely a deviation of 2 weeks.
And we have also the fact that sperm can fertilize a oval after 5 days, so lets count (when the baby comes two weeks later).
266+14+5= 285 days.
Last day of sex-21.12.2012
21.12.2012+285days=13.09.2013
Even if you ad 2 and a half week, you are still stuck in September.
#106 to #97 - sedativechunk (10/07/2013) [-]
Hell yea, Worf.
Hell yea, Worf.
#72 - kokaines (10/07/2013) [-]
That explains my friends older brother's son this week
#16 - lolzordz (10/07/2013) [-]
i actually really believed in the 2012/13 revolution of the world.. didnt think it would be an apocolypse, i just expected at least something to change... but absolutely nothing did... thats the last time i believe in these things
i actually really believed in the 2012/13 revolution of the world.. didnt think it would be an apocolypse, i just expected at least something to change... but absolutely nothing did... thats the last time i believe in these things
#35 to #16 - timoffex (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I believed in it too when I heard about it in 2009 or 2010 from a friend. I was pretty gullible back then, and had no concept of "logic" or "evidence." Luckily for my sanity, before December of 2012, I had already realized that there was no reason to believe it.
i still hid under my blankets on the morning of the 21st though
User avatar #11 - sorryshoe (10/07/2013) [-]
My Aunt is pregnant. o.0
User avatar #66 - captainstinkypinky (10/07/2013) [-]
I know a girl who just had a baby (she's 16)

A friend of mine and I timed it back in the calendar, and she wouldve gotten pregnant around when the world was supposed to end
User avatar #26 - thewalruss (10/07/2013) [-]
As a well informed mexican, I must say that it isn't the fault of our ancestors. There is not such a thing as a mayan prophecy. In the 2012, the mayan calendar just ended to start all over again... just like a year... or a century does (13 baak'tuunes in this case).

The idea of a prophecy was created by a writer from the US called Frank Waters in the 70's. In a book called "Mexico Mystique: The coming sixth world of conciousness", Waters mixed the mayan calendar with some hopi prophecies, and that's how the idea of the end of the world was born. The book was very unpopular, but the idea survived...
#2 - taurusguy (10/06/2013) [-]
Well, at least this is one post you cant really repost that much, well you can but you have to actually work on it, change it a bit.
User avatar #75 - idividedbyzero (10/07/2013) [-]
My friend just had a baby who's 16, and I just because an uncle.
User avatar #115 to #75 - devastatedfaith (10/07/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally a sentence, young ***** .
#128 to #115 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
actually no he didnt because i just again reread. sometimes i just because an uncle when my the friends had an 16 y/o baby as well so i beleive him. and if you problems the have ******* doesnt it matters because im doesnt afraid of anything and a cool pretty guy.
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#91 to #75 - newhinji **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
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a baby who's 16
#93 to #91 - idividedbyzero (10/07/2013) [-]
He came out quite large. She didn't make it.
He came out quite large. She didn't make it.
#80 to #75 - cthumoo ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 - tamnguyen (10/07/2013) [-]
Babyboomers part 2: Idiots reborn
#87 - trollzorr (10/07/2013) [-]
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#78 - Cyraxx (10/07/2013) [-]
I love it how they hyped up dec 21th eventhough there was literally NO mention in the maya culture or writings that anything will happen. Only the end of one of thier calendars...
User avatar #85 to #78 - noblexfenrir (10/07/2013) [-]
Is it really all that surprising? When you look and see a show like ancient aliens was so damn popular, you really think believing something this stupid isn't in those peoples realms of thought?
#86 to #85 - Cyraxx (10/07/2013) [-]
Ancient Aliens is a really good show because they have a loads of interesting facts but sadly they "shake" the show up with a few stupid lies and that makes the other facts look les credible.
User avatar #89 to #86 - noblexfenrir (10/07/2013) [-]
Hm? I haven't seen one credible fact on there. I mean, the situations they bring up are real (almost, sometimes I see straight up lies. Ex. No soot on pyramid ceilings, when there clearly was, and documented so when the cleaning was done.), but then they make up problems, or don't bring up context to drawings/writings/etc. and claims "aliens did it".
User avatar #95 to #78 - saltymumbling (10/07/2013) [-]
The myans didn't know about leap year, so their calendar actually ended sometime in December if it was worked out properly. Apparently .
User avatar #64 - jacklane (10/07/2013) [-]
Well, at least this content is correct. I remember roasting the one from last month, then getting a bunch of **** because people ACTUALLY PREFERRED BEING WRONG about human gestation!
User avatar #71 to #64 - ihatem (10/07/2013) [-]
Woah **** I remember you
#32 - pebar ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
or maybe Christmas sex
#82 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
Women are pregnant for 9 months, it's the 10th month of 2013 already. Hasn't FJ learnt anything at school?
#1 - fuckoatmeal (10/06/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #5042 at Brony board ** wouldn't this have been last month?
User avatar #14 to #1 - sirbutterballs (10/07/2013) [-]
I recognize that image.
#3 to #1 - insipidink (10/06/2013) [-]
It would be towards the end of September and early October, so still relevant.
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