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#2 - garfvader (03/19/2014) [-]
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This was going to be there but the size ****** up everything else so here it is.
#4 - garfvader (03/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Comment your own 2 sentence horror stories and make me look like the pic.
User avatar #6 - asdfmangod (03/19/2014) [-]
I was on your computer.
You forgot to delete your history.
User avatar #8 - alruneia (03/19/2014) [-]
The Real Slim Shady
He stood up.
User avatar #26 - numbmind ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I went in the bathroom to take a **** .
I had no toilet paper.
User avatar #31 to #26 - ninjapuppies (03/20/2014) [-]
A true horror story
#63 to #26 - attifyon (03/20/2014) [-]
Flagged.
Flagged.
User avatar #65 to #26 - tranquilizer (03/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I got another night up
User avatar #91 to #26 - kexminator (03/20/2014) [-]
I went to the bathroom to take a **** .
The **** took me instead.
User avatar #11 - tomahawkkit (03/20/2014) [-]
im never going to give you up.
im never going to let you down.
#7 - DrollHumor (03/19/2014) [-]
My daughter left her dolls on the coffee table for the third time this week.   
 She died two years ago.
My daughter left her dolls on the coffee table for the third time this week.
She died two years ago.
User avatar #64 to #29 - tranquilizer (03/20/2014) [-]
God damit i fell for it again
#23 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
i looked through my peep hole to see who was there. it was phone
User avatar #25 - swagloon (03/20/2014) [-]
Dude. Where did the spider go!
#49 - fecal (03/20/2014) [-]
the feeliest two sentences I have ever read were: for sale: baby shoes. Never worn
User avatar #74 to #49 - randomathon (03/20/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
User avatar #88 to #74 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
*Ernest Hemmingway
User avatar #90 to #88 - randomathon (03/20/2014) [-]
*Charles Dicksuck
#50 - robuntu (03/20/2014) [-]
I got too scared. Let's make them 3 sentences of boring stories.

"I always thought my cat had a starring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day when I realized she was always looking just behind me. She thought my headband was a mouse! LOLZ'

"I never go to sleep. But I keep waking up. Thankfully, my doctor has given me pills to help with my narcolepsy."

"You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying "Don't go down there honey, I heard it too". You continue past your annoying little sister and enjoy the pancakes your Mother has prepared for breakfast"

"They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I began to hear popping. 'Darn it Billy! Get back to work and stop playing with the bubble wrap!"

"There was a picture in my phone of my sleeping. I live alone. Next time I throw a slumber party I will not fall asleep first!'"

"They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious. Thankfully, scientists are very careful, and after he was thawed 30 seconds later he reported his findings."
User avatar #42 - thebtardist (03/20/2014) [-]
The last one, jesus christ thats creepy.



But speaking from someone withing the biomedical engineering field, they'd have appropriate devices installed into his body to monitor his heart rate, telling them whether he was still conscious or not.
User avatar #78 to #42 - captnnorway (03/20/2014) [-]
Thank you, I feel better now.
#24 - adu ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
After raising a baby alone for over a year, I got used to the greasy hand prints on the hardwood floors.   
It took me an oddly long time to realize they were bigger than my own.
After raising a baby alone for over a year, I got used to the greasy hand prints on the hardwood floors.
It took me an oddly long time to realize they were bigger than my own.
User avatar #28 to #24 - leobreacker (03/20/2014) [-]
Source on gif?
User avatar #34 to #28 - adu ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Not sure. I think it's a gif of The Rake, but it could be from anywhere. TribeTwelve, EverymanHYBRID, idk really.
User avatar #58 to #24 - tripscausedthis (03/20/2014) [-]
fuuuuck man, I read every top comment before this,,,,yours gave me chills
#1 - produx (03/19/2014) [-]
That last one...
That last one...
#13 to #1 - ctfacrylic (03/20/2014) [-]
All the time in the world to think about things.
Like Batman vs Godzilla
User avatar #40 - yourmum (03/20/2014) [-]
True story:

Live in an apartment building, loud footsteps, shouting and baby crying upstairs late at night. Ring the man who looks after the building, he says we have no neighbors up or downstairs.
#54 to #40 - robuntu (03/20/2014) [-]
Landlord is probably, 'LoLz, I can't believe he believed me. haha'
User avatar #73 to #54 - yourmum (03/20/2014) [-]
she*
User avatar #27 - iamcanadian (03/20/2014) [-]
As the last man on Earth sat in a corner, he heard a laugh from behind a door.

I have a habit of counting my teeth, im up to 47.

I can hear my kids laughing everyday, Loudest when im near their graves.
#99 to #27 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
dam those women and their jokes
#22 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
i took a sip of my drink, it tasted chunky, it was water
User avatar #16 - merrymarvelite (03/20/2014) [-]
The cat one creeped me out until I realized my cat doesn't stare at me. He just climbs on my chest and sticks his ass in my face.

He's a jerk like that.
#5 - retrochris (03/19/2014) [-]
somnambulism was yesterday.
now we gotta deal with people taking selfies while sleeping.
selfiebulism ~(°O°~)
#83 to #5 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
secret bae caught me sleeping
User avatar #59 - tripscausedthis (03/20/2014) [-]
My daughter has screamed and cried for help every night since she was attacked. I visit her grave every day to ask her to stop.
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