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#176 - theuncreativekid
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I was attacked by a possum in 2nd grade.
There was this woodsy area near my school that's fenced off. I was at recess one day and I saw a possum near. Now I had been told that possums play dead when they're scared so being the little asshole I was I ran up to it hoping I would scare it and make it play dead. NOPE! THE ******* THING STARTED RUNINING TOWARDS ME HISSING LIKE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND CHASED ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE ******* SCHOOL!!! Scarred me for life. Now all wildlife freaks me out.