16 Years Later. if you haven't seen either of these movies.... do yourself a favor and kill yourself .... or just watch the movies.. You know Oliva Newton-John and Uma Thurman aren't the same person, right? Right?
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#1 - dannyslade (12/24/2013) [-]
You know Oliva Newton-John and Uma Thurman aren't the same person, right? Right?
#14 to #1 - kenbizzle (12/24/2013) [-]
Those females all look alike to me.
#26 - colincub (12/24/2013) [-]
Top film is called "oily substance" and bottom is "squashed fruit non fiction"
Top film is called "oily substance" and bottom is "squashed fruit non fiction"
User avatar #29 to #26 - legendshalo (12/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #26 - pwnedomega (12/24/2013) [-]
Top is Moisturizer and bottom is pulp truth?
#12 - pestizides (12/24/2013) [-]
yfw this is john travolta
#38 - shreddykickflip (12/24/2013) [-]
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#2 - notapancake (12/24/2013) [-]
What movie is it?
What movie is it?
#36 to #2 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
everytime someone mention that they haven't seen Pulp Fiction, Tarantino kills 9 small animals.
User avatar #37 to #36 - notapancake (12/24/2013) [-]
Whats a Tarantino?
User avatar #11 to #2 - feelythefeel (12/24/2013) [-]
I know that the bottom one is "You're Only Watching this for Samuel Jackson: The Movie".
#18 to #11 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
>not watching it for Bruce Willis his greatest performance
>not watching it for Travolta's greatest performance
>not watching it for Uma Thurman's greatest performance
>not watching it for the greatest monologue about hiding a hunk off metal up your ass
>not watching it for the one of the most tense scenes of all time (the ODD adrenaline shot)
>not watching it for the anal rape
>not watching it so you can ENDLESSLY quote it

I seriously hope you fonzies don't do this
#46 to #18 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
stop being such a fanboy
User avatar #4 to #2 - FJisGAY (12/24/2013) [-]
drugs are bad the movie
User avatar #6 to #2 - PenguinsOfMars (12/24/2013) [-]
Top is called John Travolta Sings And You Can't Stand The Whole Thing
Bottom is called Samuel L. Jackson Says Mother ****** For 2 Hours
User avatar #7 to #6 - erethilful (12/24/2013) [-]
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... When I lay my vengeance upon thee.
#8 to #7 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
..... oh and peace and love to everyone. (sorry forgot the bit).
#9 to #6 - acksl (12/24/2013) [-]
relevant to the movie and your comment
relevant to the movie and your comment
#25 to #6 - sinclairr (12/24/2013) [-]
Samuel L. Jackson says mother 			******		 for 2 hours   
Oh god, many thumbs for you.
Samuel L. Jackson says mother ****** for 2 hours

Oh god, many thumbs for you.
#17 - flamingobitch (12/24/2013) [-]
Grease is ******* gay. pulp fiction is pretty good though
User avatar #68 to #17 - shamebanana (12/24/2013) [-]
They're both ****
User avatar #23 to #17 - kridane (12/24/2013) [-]
John travolta is ******* gay
#32 to #23 - flamingobitch (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah...he like-a-da-cock
#27 to #23 - puppett (12/24/2013) [-]
doesnt mean he is gay
User avatar #50 - zpryed (12/24/2013) [-]
what movie is this
not trying to be a troll or anythign i just dont watch movies like the most recent movie i have seen is bad grampa then its been maybe a year since i went out of my way to see one
#53 to #50 - PhedoBear (12/24/2013) [-]
the first one is grease and the second one is pulp fiction
the first one is grease and the second one is pulp fiction
User avatar #58 to #53 - zpryed (12/24/2013) [-]
ah thanks should i watch any of them
im on break with nohing else to do
User avatar #61 to #58 - onceman (12/24/2013) [-]
Both movies you should watch before you die, I'm not a big fan of grease, but Pulp Fiction is one of the greatest movies ever made.
User avatar #59 to #58 - DeeJayBee (12/24/2013) [-]
grease is a classic musical and pulp fiction is a nitty gritty crime film by quentin tarantino, would recommend
User avatar #62 to #59 - zpryed (12/24/2013) [-]
wait isn't grease just romeo and juliet or something
User avatar #64 to #62 - DeeJayBee (12/24/2013) [-]
nah, grease is a different story altogether
User avatar #65 to #64 - zpryed (12/24/2013) [-]
alright then thanks
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User avatar #39 - kievaughnb (12/24/2013) [-]
I saw Pulp Fiction for the first time yesterday
User avatar #54 to #39 - mrgoodlove (12/24/2013) [-]
How is that even possible!? I MUST watch it every time it's on.
User avatar #56 to #54 - kievaughnb (12/24/2013) [-]
Then you'll be on Netflix forever
User avatar #57 to #56 - mrgoodlove (12/24/2013) [-]
I...I don't have netflix.
User avatar #19 - deepfatfries (12/24/2013) [-]
(To the description) Or just watch the movies.
User avatar #34 - vexaton (12/24/2013) [-]
Grease was terrible in my opinion. Worth to see, but god-awful. I hate musicals :/ Pulp fiction was brilliant
User avatar #67 to #34 - schneidend (12/24/2013) [-]
Watch Chicago. Best musical ever, and I don't really like musicals, either.
User avatar #72 to #67 - vexaton (12/24/2013) [-]
Ok, I don't just hate musicals. I despise them. Any random singing in movies is just plain wrong. It's not even plausible. It's so fake... I like my movies to be realistic.
User avatar #73 to #72 - schneidend (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, in 99% of musicals, the characters aren't actually singing at all. The singing and dancing doesn't happen in-universe.

"Realistic"? What's your favorite movie, if I might ask?
User avatar #74 to #73 - vexaton (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'm talking human emotion and interaction when it comes to the "realistic" part. I'm not really sure what my favorite movie is... I've seen a lot.

When you say that it doesn't happen in-universe, you didn't remember to say that the fact that it is, is never mentioned in the movies themselves. There's no explanation, just pure song and dance. Like take disney for an example. I love a lot of movies they have made, but god damnit, if I hear another ******* cheesy song about love and **** sung by a bear, I'm gonna snap.
User avatar #75 to #74 - schneidend (12/24/2013) [-]
It doesn't need to be mentioned. It's an unwritten rule that has existed for as long as movies have had sound.
#52 - nimithecat (12/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - fuzzyballs (12/24/2013) [-]
I always skip the part of Pulp Fiction with Uma Thurman
I just don't like her stupid face
User avatar #48 to #44 - landerp (12/24/2013) [-]
Hey that's a great movie! But she does kind of have a stupid face
User avatar #55 to #48 - fuzzyballs (12/24/2013) [-]
did I say it was a bad movie? when I say "I always skip", doesn't that imply I've watched it more than once? I even have the "bad mother ****** " wallet
#15 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
I hate John Travolta's acting. Bring me red thumbs.
User avatar #22 - jewsburninindaoven (12/24/2013) [-]
Shut up description. If you haven't seen these movies, carry on your happy life and never subject yourself to the pain and horror of watching these crap movies. It's too late for me, save yourself
User avatar #30 to #24 - jewsburninindaoven (12/24/2013) [-]
It's Gus. btw, I was mostly referring to Grease. That movie was like waterboarding
User avatar #49 to #30 - landerp (12/24/2013) [-]
All of these anti-Grease comments are getting downthumbed to **** but Grease was just one of those movies that our parents loved and showed us and we were just like wtf am i watching and when will it be over.
User avatar #71 - lumpymandude (12/24/2013) [-]
That's right everybody, you should kill yourself if you don't want to watch a stupid musical with John Travolta
User avatar #70 - prycebear (12/24/2013) [-]
I recently built and managed the set for grease, I was credited as being grease lightning....
User avatar #69 - thebeerdude (12/24/2013) [-]
Bring on your hate, but i think Grease is a ******* great film. The extreme overacting and sugar-sweet ************** would in anyother movie have driven me insane, but this one's a classic.
The same with movies like Rambo - no one acutally thinks it's a masterpiece, but nonetheless it's good stuff.
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