10 pints o' Guinness. SKULL JOKE YOHOHOHO. Axeman walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his mice the drewd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch  the game
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10 pints o' Guinness

 
10 pints o' Guinness. SKULL JOKE YOHOHOHO. Axeman walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his mice the drewd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch

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Axeman walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his
mice the drewd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I' ll bet
American dollars that nobody here can drink 10 pints
of Guinness ."
The room is quiet and " ene takes up the Texans;
offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the
same gentleman whe left shews back up and taps the
Texan en the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks
the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender line up
10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears
into all 10 ofthe pint glasses drinking them all back-
tieback. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan
sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the and says, "If
ya don' t mind me askin', where did you for that
30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Cih... I had the pub
down the street to see if I could do it first".
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User avatar #2 - landartheconqueror (08/24/2014) [-]
with how expensive guinness is, i'd say he just about broke even
User avatar #94 to #2 - cuntism (08/24/2014) [-]
Cheap as chips here, £2.50/pint in most places
User avatar #95 to #94 - landartheconqueror (08/24/2014) [-]
i wanna go where ever you are.
User avatar #96 to #95 - cuntism (08/24/2014) [-]
Think that's good, it's about £1/can if you wanna take tinnies home
#13 to #2 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
How expensive is Guinness where you live?

It's abour four euro a pint here...
User avatar #54 to #13 - landartheconqueror (08/24/2014) [-]
7.25 a pint where i go.
#70 to #54 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, that's a serious rip off.

But I live in Ireland, so I guess the cheap alcohol explains our collective drinking problem.
User avatar #78 to #70 - landartheconqueror (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, ****** pretty expensive here. Guinness is also the best imported, so that's why it's more expensive.
#38 to #13 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
In a bar or market?
#41 to #38 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
Bar. I should know, I serve it.
User avatar #52 to #41 - imdatboy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Come to Norway. I doubt you'll see Guinness cheaper than 80 NOK(10€), our alcohol prices is the ********* you'll ever see
User avatar #71 to #52 - thelauinator (08/24/2014) [-]
Woo, Norway! not really tho, dem alcohol prices, I should know, I live there
User avatar #3 to #2 - mattsonion (08/24/2014) [-]
free beer is never bad
#48 - foxranger (08/24/2014) [-]
Im an Irish Texan...
Im an Irish Texan...
User avatar #125 to #48 - esquaredsixteen (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm a half-Colombian, half-Irish Texan.
User avatar #128 to #125 - russianexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
wait, colombian from whos side, irish from whos side and texan from whos side?
User avatar #129 to #128 - esquaredsixteen (08/24/2014) [-]
Colombian mother, Irish-American father. Military brat. I grew up in Texas, but they're not from Texas.
User avatar #92 to #48 - heartbleed (08/24/2014) [-]
Bet it takes 10 bottles of rum to get you drunk.
#135 to #92 - foxranger (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm 6'7 and 275 lbs as well. When I get drunk its ******* expensive haha.
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#97 - potaetosak (08/24/2014) [-]
Swell with Texas
User avatar #83 - rplix (08/24/2014) [-]
I've never liked Guinness. Tastes like coffee and has one of the lowest alcohol percentages except for light beer.
User avatar #126 to #83 - navadae (08/24/2014) [-]
i tend to get more of a 'burnt chocolate' taste from it. i WISH it tasted like coffee, i like coffee
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User avatar #4 - decapitation ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
£3 a pint. 10 pints = £30.

$500 = £301.76 approx

???
User avatar #5 to #4 - decapitation ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
in response to comment #2 landartheconqueror
User avatar #12 to #4 - malficek (08/24/2014) [-]
3 pounds a pint? Last time i was in ireland it was 5€ zzz
#15 to #12 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
wow, you got ripped off
User avatar #16 to #15 - malficek (08/24/2014) [-]
like in every pub in the centre of dublin
#17 to #16 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
well, that explains it. That's where all the tourists go.
User avatar #6 to #4 - maybelline ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Ireland doesn't use pounds
#18 to #6 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
He was just converting to a currency he knew I assume.
Get your head out of your own ass.
#113 to #18 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
north irland uses pounds and euro :p
User avatar #7 to #6 - decapitation ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Depends if you're on about Northern Ireland or ROI
#14 to #7 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
northern ireland is a different country to Ireland.
User avatar #31 to #14 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
He knows that? He literally just said it.
#42 to #31 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
Not really, there was no clarification. He could have meant anything from the political difference between north and south America to the political difference between Scotland and Wales.
User avatar #45 to #42 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
Wasn't he saying that NI uses pounds and ROI uses Euros, thus acknowledging that they are different countries?
#51 to #45 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
Countries using different or identical currency doesn't necessarily mean they're different countries, particularly when the definition of country can get a little unclear in some circumstances- for example, each country's individual standing in Great Britain and whether Great Britain as a whole counts as one country.
User avatar #53 to #51 - sursum (08/24/2014) [-]
But he is acknowledging NI is a separate entity to ROI!
#73 to #53 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
TO WHAT EXTENT. THAT IS THE CRUX HERE. COUNTRY? PROVINCE? COUNTY? SOVEREIGN STATE?
User avatar #79 to #73 - oceanfrank (08/24/2014) [-]
bro you are overanalyzing so ******* hard. It's like this, there is SOUTH KOREA, and NORTH KOREA, SINGAPORE and MALAYSIA, NORTHERN IRELAND AND REPUBLIC OF IRELAND. Holy ******* **** are you that retarded?
#84 to #79 - nahbro (08/24/2014) [-]
I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, YOU ******* RETARD. I LIVE HERE. THAT GUY WAS JUST BEING UNCLEAR FOR EVERYONE ELSE. IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT TO GRASP?
User avatar #136 to #84 - sursum (08/25/2014) [-]
I really can't tell if you're kidding or not.
#44 to #6 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
also its like 5 euro a pint, alcohol tax is higher in ireland than in the uk.
#105 - LocoJoe (08/24/2014) [-]
Texas mentioned, swell with firearm ownership and illegal alien labor.
#119 - mitosis (08/24/2014) [-]
Two men walk into a bar.

The third ducks under it.
#109 - bowbag ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #124 to #109 - navadae (08/24/2014) [-]
actually its stereotyping... but at the same time, being irish myself, i can say it's also quite true
User avatar #137 to #124 - bowbag ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm Irish too and just drank a Guinness as a matter of fact. I just think it's funny to call people racist when they make drunk irish people jokes.
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#1 - countfried Comment deleted by superstephtime [-]
User avatar #8 to #1 - creeperkeeper (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you retarded?
#9 to #8 - animecraze (08/24/2014) [-]
eh the description does give off a vibe of brooke.
User avatar #11 to #9 - superstephtime (08/24/2014) [-]
IT WAS IT WAS BROOK YOHOHOHO I DELETED THE POOR SODS COMMENT I COULDN'T BARE TO SEE HIM GET THUMED DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EYES SKULL JOKE YOHOHOHOHOHOHO
#138 to #11 - countfried (08/26/2014) [-]
Much obliged.
User avatar #10 to #9 - creeperkeeper (08/24/2014) [-]
And now i feel like a retard.

m'sorry
#139 to #10 - countfried (08/26/2014) [-]
S'ok
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#107 - maxsexington (08/24/2014) [-]
You mean 378 Euro and 54 cent? what the **** would an irish person do with dollars
User avatar #110 to #107 - SuperHyperCrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
probably trade it for 378 Euro and 54 cents
#123 to #110 - maxsexington (08/24/2014) [-]
well played..
#57 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
SKULL JOKE!
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