(1) Tumblr. . if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever just remember that Cerberus, the hellshound and guard dog of the underworld,
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever ****
just remember that Cerberus, the hellshound and guard dog of the
underworld, comes from the root word Kerberos, which
evolved into the greek word Kerberos, which got oranged to Cerberus when
it went from greek to latin
Kerberos means "spotted"
that' s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally ******* named his pet dog spot
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User avatar #2 - hellomynameisbill (08/01/2014) [-]
101 Damnations
#9 to #2 - pipeworks (08/01/2014) [-]
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#53 to #2 - hazardpay (08/02/2014) [-]
You clever little bastard
#11 to #2 - azraelthemage (08/01/2014) [-]
Actually, the Greek Underworld was just simply the afterlife. It wasn't Hell at all. When a person died, they be rewarded or punished depending on what you did in life. In fact, Hades himself was never a bad guy. He'd just rather mind his own business and others leave him the **** alone.
#29 to #11 - Rascal (08/01/2014) [-]
Also Zeus was a fcking douche. Was far as i remeber he cheated when they drew lots about who ruled what. Even if Hades is a bit pissed sometimes its quite understandable
#44 to #29 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
the only person who was more douchey than zues was hera she wasn't just the queen of the gods but she was also the queen of bitches
#45 to #11 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
Lol no. People that were righteos/heroic or generaly got a gods attention(in a good way) got to go to Elysium, a proper heaven.
#57 to #45 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
Elysium is in the underworld
#15 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/01/2014) [-]
i thought the dot above the k was a bit of **** on my screen and tried to scratch it off for 3 whole minutes
#28 to #15 - pedobearson ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm a bit concerned with why you aren't weirded out by **** on your screen.
User avatar #33 to #28 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/01/2014) [-]
i am...thats why i wanted to remove it yo....
#58 to #33 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
Too bad it wasn't your own **** , or you'd be rich.
User avatar #31 to #15 - Encarna (08/01/2014) [-]
Keep scratching, you'll open a portal to the internet.
#16 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
"If you ever think mythology is boring, just remember this boring thing"
User avatar #41 to #16 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
The fact that Hades named his demon dog "Spot" is boring?
Man, tough crowd.
#24 - malkotay (08/01/2014) [-]
Spot
#61 to #24 - kaycie (08/02/2014) [-]
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#10 - Rascal (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh cool, so someone else read this book:

www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/skin-game-15

Where this is said almost word for word.
#27 to #10 - Rascal (08/01/2014) [-]
I can't even see the link.

But I know that it's the latest book out of The Dresden Files Saga, called Skin Game.

So if you're reading this comment and you haven't yet got into the saga... Go ******* read them NOW. They're awesome.
#26 - lordraine (08/01/2014) [-]
Ten bucks says this wasn't posted before Skin Game came out, because nobody on Tumblr actually knows Greek or paid attention in college.
#12 - forgotaboutme (08/01/2014) [-]
Love this series
#19 to #12 - Rascal (08/01/2014) [-]
Legitimate spoilers, this is your last warning.
"He died doing the right thing."
Then he came back.
He was only mostly dead.
What's the deal with his spirit of air child? I mean I kinda miss Bob but his child won't have the knowledge/experience, and therefore power of Bob. Still, did not see that coming.
User avatar #48 to #12 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/02/2014) [-]
That's where I first heard this from.

Great series. Love it.
#36 - megamanmanmega (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this.
I'm okay with this.
User avatar #43 - rockmanfan (08/02/2014) [-]
how to read the dresden files 101
#54 - peanutbitter (08/02/2014) [-]
this ******* spot above the k had me rubbing my screen
#42 - ninegagnazi (08/02/2014) [-]
Seriously, stop with this ******** .
User avatar #1 - kibicus (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much straight from the new dresden files book.
User avatar #38 - wilfredfanforever (08/01/2014) [-]
wow, that sure was exciting
User avatar #20 - mooproxy (08/01/2014) [-]
Or just remember that Zeus ****** everything and everyone from here to Troy.
Sometimes he'd even do it in the form of a swan to keep things kinky.
User avatar #46 - unusualmoo (08/02/2014) [-]
Zeus wasn't the god of lightning of anything like that, he was the god of Bestiality.

Think about all the ******* half-god-animal-things that bastard made. He was always gettin' his animal D wet or ******* an animal.
#22 - spermtroll (08/01/2014) [-]
Does it bother any of you that modern society use the name Hercules for the son of Zeus?
User avatar #30 to #22 - lyiat ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it makes my eye twinge a little. It's mostly Disney's fault.
User avatar #32 to #22 - megaton (08/01/2014) [-]
no cause i realise zeus has got a **** ton of sons but i am still pretty sure Hercules is still one of them
User avatar #40 to #22 - azumeow (08/02/2014) [-]
Just a little, but...meh. It's just the name. It's still basically the same character.
#25 to #22 - Rascal (08/01/2014) [-]
No, because I'm not autistic.
#34 to #22 - verybigcupwithsoda ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
it is supposed to be heracles right? Correct me if im wrong
User avatar #35 to #34 - murraysnoopy (08/01/2014) [-]
You are correct. Hercules was the Roman hero, Heracles is the correct name for Greek mythology.
User avatar #8 - volksunion ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
dumbass tumblr
#47 - thechosentroll (08/02/2014) [-]
That is equally boring. They could have used a better example. Something like "Norse mythology can basically be summed up with "Hi, I'm Loki and this is Jackass"" or something.
User avatar #56 to #47 - thempc ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
and greek mythology is "what will zeus stick his dick in this week?"
User avatar #21 - reaperspizza ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
i really don't care
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