#1 Time facts. Long time since I haven't seen a compilation. I'll make more of these maybe today. This is my first compilation so be gentle :3. Tbiddy These guy facts Fcatshes
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User avatar #12 - Thunderrr (10/23/2013) [-]
At first I thought this was a joke fact compilation:
Chaplin and Hitler were born.
Eiffel Tower was built.
Coca Cola and Nintendo were founded.
"Starry Night" was painted.
User avatar #70 to #12 - realreality (10/24/2013) [-]
If you read the last words of every sentence it gives you the life story of a great man.
Born, Built, Founded and finally Painted.
User avatar #4 - downtrail (10/23/2013) [-]
Only 1890's kids will remember.
User avatar #20 to #4 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
if any are still alive....
User avatar #76 to #20 - waaw (10/24/2013) [-]
There are six currently alive people who were born in the 1890s:
Misao Okawa- 1898
Jeralean Talley- 1899
Susannah Mushatt Jones- 1899
Bernice Madigan- 1899
Naomi Conner- 1899
Emma Morano-Martinuzzi- 1899
Grace Jones- 1899
User avatar #77 to #76 - waaw (10/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, seven
User avatar #82 to #77 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
You aren't a 90's kid unless you are born past '94. Nice research either way.
User avatar #26 to #4 - erpee (10/24/2013) [-]
So Hitler was technically a 90s kid
#18 - gameshredder (10/23/2013) [-]
I thought the first fact was that Hitler and Charlie Chaplin were born.

I was wondering why that was a fact because everyone is born.

Then I figured out I'm retarded.
#22 - include (10/24/2013) [-]
1939-1945
1939-1945
#79 to #22 - stgfilitov (10/24/2013) [-]
You've missed ze anshluss.
You've missed ze anshluss.
User avatar #15 - soloparasiempre (10/23/2013) [-]
1889 was a good year...almost. thanks hitler!
User avatar #81 to #15 - JasonMyers (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes, thanks to Hitler.
#46 to #15 - endospore (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't know, I think Nintendo makes up for Hitler.
#53 - ewokmasterz (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be a joke when all i saw was "These guys were born".
I thought this was going to be a joke when all i saw was "These guys were born".
#48 - orangepikmin (10/24/2013) [-]
My great-grandfather owned a pharmacy. He was really good at making choices for the family. Except for one.

He didn't invest in Coca-Cola when they brought him the prospect of investing in it.

My family could've been worth more than billions.

The sadness is flowing, but there is no cork big enough to stop it.
User avatar #58 to #48 - captainnedkelly (10/24/2013) [-]
My great-grandfather killed Germans in the trenches of France
User avatar #88 to #58 - megayoming (10/24/2013) [-]
My grandpa was a nazi and his wife a jew im not wishing things changed
#74 to #48 - othelo (10/24/2013) [-]
If your great grandfather invested in coke, you wouldn't be alive. Remember, everything in history went specifically right just for you to be alive. treasure that.
If your great grandfather invested in coke, you wouldn't be alive. Remember, everything in history went specifically right just for you to be alive. treasure that.
User avatar #50 to #48 - blueghost (10/24/2013) [-]
If your great grandfather did go through with it then it would follow that your grandfather would have been rich, right? He would have gone to an amazing school, or maybe even skipped school and went on to inherit his father's wealth. Eventually he would have met a girl, either at school, in the business, on an expensive vacation, whatever. But know this, it wouldn't have been your grandmother, the circumstances of his life would be drastically different, too changed to follow this timeline. In turn your parent respective to that side of the family would never have been born and then, you guessed it, you would have never existed. The cup is half full my friend, it always is.
User avatar #55 to #50 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
50% water, 50% air. The cup is always full.
User avatar #62 to #50 - orangepikmin (10/24/2013) [-]
Unless a form of me existed.

Or maybe events would've played out the exact same.

Or maybe my family would've blown it all.

There are an endless amount of possibilities that could've unfolded. But we'll never know any single one of them.
User avatar #66 to #62 - blueghost (10/24/2013) [-]
We also know the that none of them happened. Its just now, and you need to accept that.
User avatar #60 to #50 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/24/2013) [-]
I poured the rest out for you so that way you can be negative again
continue on
User avatar #63 to #60 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
I see an empty glass.

Take it, wash it, clean it, set it, dry it, fill it, drink it, set and leave it
Take it, sniff it, shudder and then again clean it.
Fill it, drop it, break it, spill and clean it, sweep it, move it, trash, recycle it
Bin it, move it, trash it, miss it, go get a new glass.
User avatar #61 to #60 - blueghost (10/24/2013) [-]
Like krasnogvardiech said, its full, only now it would be full of air
User avatar #64 to #61 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/24/2013) [-]
I took that out too
its in space
User avatar #67 to #64 - blueghost (10/24/2013) [-]
booooooooooo
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/24/2013) [-]
Do you concede the victory to me than
User avatar #72 to #68 - blueghost (10/24/2013) [-]
If you are willing to go through years of intense training, spend thousands of dollars, and man a shuttle to leave earth and empty a cup into the vacuum of space to proof a point about a metaphor on the importance of being positive, then yes, I guess
#34 - zombiefied (10/24/2013) [-]
nevr 4get
nevr 4get
#69 - royoten (10/24/2013) [-]
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#36 - trivdiego (10/24/2013) [-]
i always thought chaplin looked like hitler anyway
User avatar #38 to #36 - yordles (10/24/2013) [-]
Facial hair a powerful thing.
User avatar #91 to #36 - kirkbot (10/24/2013) [-]
flagged for child porn
User avatar #113 to #91 - trivdiego (10/24/2013) [-]
*fruit porn
#3 - turdofdoom (10/23/2013) [-]
only good things was made ?
User avatar #86 - eazyduzzit (10/24/2013) [-]
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Cant thumb ... level 0 , so have this
#92 to #86 - olisaurus (10/24/2013) [-]
why are people still thumbing this?
User avatar #96 to #92 - trojandetected (10/24/2013) [-]
I agree **** me im level 229 and i just say things and do stuff leveling up just happens.
User avatar #65 - bobindun (10/24/2013) [-]
Destroy all humans had a reference to Nintendo being a brothel. I laughed but I felt like nobody would get it.
User avatar #5 - quadroller (10/23/2013) [-]
Guys, tell me what you want. Shall I continue with time? Shall I continue with facts? Shall I continue posting? :c
#6 to #5 - scaratel (10/23/2013) [-]
I want you
#49 - tutteredboast (10/24/2013) [-]
**tutteredboast rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Dragonite ** MFW
User avatar #52 to #49 - fitemeirlbro (10/24/2013) [-]
cuz
User avatar #95 - Aro (10/24/2013) [-]
Cut off the last part and suddenly it's a sassy post.
User avatar #37 - lnyanchl ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Remove the "in the same year" part and you got some mind blowing facts.
#40 - ffinfinity (10/24/2013) [-]
What the **** was nintendo in 1889???
User avatar #42 to #40 - mcsquigle (10/24/2013) [-]
A playing card company.
#43 to #40 - NINJANONYMOUS (10/24/2013) [-]
Nintendo was originally a company that made playing cards.

Pic extremely related.
User avatar #51 to #43 - rdangerdash ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
They also owned a whore house at one point.
#44 to #43 - ffinfinity (10/24/2013) [-]
thanks didn't know
#100 - fourchaners (10/24/2013) [-]
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#93 - thegamerslife (10/24/2013) [-]
younger generations face when learning that nintendo was created over 100 years ago.
younger generations face when learning that nintendo was created over 100 years ago.
#94 to #93 - Spikeydeath (10/24/2013) [-]
Damn playing card company
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