♬Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go.. Wakey, wakey!.. Who the hell shaves that fast? Men women morning routine get up
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#11 - anomsssssss (11/19/2013) [-]
guys always finish first
#10 - DarkCrow (11/19/2013) [-]
Taking a **** is the most precious thing you get to do in life. I stay in the toilet at least for half an hour and cherish this god-sent gift together with my DS and pokemon. Please help to diminish ignorance of ******** godlyness. SPREAD THE WORD

Bird is the word
#14 to #10 - jazzd (11/19/2013) [-]
Cherish what you have, because one day you may lose it. What once was a delightful experience is now nothing but a vague remembrance.

There is only pain and sobbings waiting for me in the toilet. And I must feel it today, everyday. This inevitable fate has destroyed my hopes, my very soul.


...Damn hemorrhoids
#15 to #14 - DarkCrow (11/19/2013) [-]
I feel for you man... I WILL ENJOY IT TWICE AS MUCH FOR YOUR SAKE!

p.s. pic unrelated but I hope it eases your pain
#1 - unbelievable (11/18/2013) [-]
Who the hell shaves that fast?
Who the hell shaves that fast?
#20 to #1 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
It's faster if you do it everyday.
User avatar #17 to #1 - xbluestarx (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, its unbelievable

Please don't kill me
User avatar #19 to #17 - sonicschall (11/19/2013) [-]
is that supposed to be a pun?
User avatar #21 to #19 - xbluestarx (11/19/2013) [-]
An attempt, yes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sonicschall (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, in that case :
Mind explaining it? I'm too stupid to understand it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xbluestarx (11/19/2013) [-]
First commenter's username is unbelievable.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sonicschall (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #25 to #24 - xbluestarx (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't expect many people to get it as not many people take notice of usernames.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sonicschall (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, they might understand it now.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ivroht (11/18/2013) [-]
Yah. 07:15 at least.
User avatar #28 - fireprincess (11/19/2013) [-]
Meh it takes me about 15 mins to get ready for work in the morning. Then I sit in my room and watch the end of Ben ten before I leave.
User avatar #27 - benjiburns (11/19/2013) [-]
usually takes me about 15-20 minutes to get out of bed after waking up
User avatar #18 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
What about laying in bed for ages and breakfast?
User avatar #13 - soule (11/19/2013) [-]
Hair amounts for most of the time spent getting ready. Men don't have to worry about that. Makeup, either. But 2 1/2 hours is a bit much.
User avatar #12 - infinitereaper ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I don't like makeup. It's lies. It's literally painting on your face with lies.
And it's pointless, it won't make you any less ugly.
User avatar #16 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
put that in ****
User avatar #30 to #16 - ivroht (11/19/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #8 - istoleyoursoxs (11/19/2013) [-]
What if I wanted to search this on a later date.....how the hell amd I supposed to type in two 16th notes into the search bar!?
User avatar #31 to #8 - ivroht (11/19/2013) [-]
Dude, check the tags. Search for hi-go, get-up, morning routine, wakey wakey, and it's in the top 10 of every one. Or favourite it. Or browser favourite it. Or friend me. Or send me a PM about it and I'll reply with the link

But stop being a whiny, lazy ass about it!

Also, FJ can't search on the 1/16. Sorry.

Lol!
User avatar #7 - niggernazi (11/19/2013) [-]
schlongmode: erect
User avatar #6 - eloys (11/19/2013) [-]
Who the hell brushes their teeth before eating breakfast?
User avatar #29 to #6 - AresX (11/19/2013) [-]
That's actually what you're supposed to do.
#3 - Rascal (11/18/2013) [-]
Where is the toilet pose?
#9 to #3 - ownubycake (11/19/2013) [-]
Silly anon, girls don't use the bathroom. When they go into one with all their friends they just adjust their makeup.
User avatar #5 to #3 - cjwers (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm sure it's somewhere on here: www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/
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