¿qué coño?. On Christmas Eve, a little boy named Lightbob Yagamipants lost a tooth. He put it under his pillow. When he went to sleep, the Tooth fairy AND santa
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¿qué coño?

¿qué coño?. On Christmas Eve, a little boy named Lightbob Yagamipants lost a tooth. He put it under his pillow. When he went to sleep, the Tooth fairy AND santa

On Christmas Eve, a little boy named Lightbob Yagamipants lost a tooth. He put it under his pillow. When he went to sleep, the Tooth fairy AND santa claus came to his room. The tooth fairy glared at santa. She thought he was trying to take that little faggot Lightbob Yagamipants's tooth too. So she kicked Santa in the balls.

"Mother ****** " yelled Santa. He pulled out a chainsaw and buttchered the Tooth fairy. Soon Lightbob's room was coated with guts and blood stained his carpet. Then the Easter Bunny came and shot Lightbob and Santa. Then the Easter bunny had sex with the ToothFairy's corpse. When Soiricho woke up to fondle his son's boy parts, he noticed there was a bullet hole in his head. And that is how Lawliet won the Kira case, because Lightbob Yagamipants was dead.

Then Santa came back as a flesh eating zombie, which is the final sign of the Apocalypse, so Australia blamed it on Japan, who blamed it on Barack Obama, who blamed it on Nate River (aka Near) because he was born in 1991 and still plays with toys and looks like a seven year old. So the government made disney make Highschool Musical 4, starring Edward Cullen, and it brainwashed Americas youth, and so all the brain washed children killed Near. then the government noticed they no longer had a scape goat, so they blamed it on Rock and roll. All people who enjoyed this music were burned at the stake. Next, when they were dead, they said that all people who were "different" were causing it. So everybody turned into a conformist. and L, that evil sexy bastard, did not do a damn thing because HE DOES NOT TRY TO SOLVE CASES HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN!!! So everybody died, except for L lawliet and Donnie Darko, the demonic Rabbit Frank from donnie darko and Tyler Durden, and Zac Efron (gag) and Green Day and KURT COBAIN! and Mail Jeevas (Matt) and Ryuk. Ryuk was having the time of his life watching the human race destroy itself. Lawliet Made Zac Efron his man bitch. Kurt Cobain was busy being God, Green Day was making another album, Matt was playing DS, Frank was trying to convince Donnie they were in an alternate time lne that was going to end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds. And tyler durden was trying to recreate the human race so that he could DESTROY IT AGAIN! oh and they also had another fight club that met on weeknights

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#1 - kaboomz (03/21/2014) [-]
i love these comics
#2 - rokkai (03/21/2014) [-]
mfw desc
User avatar #14 - spaceking (03/22/2014) [-]
Joan Cornella is the most ****** up person I can think of off the top of my head.
User avatar #32 to #14 - sharklazers (03/22/2014) [-]
If you think Cornella's **** is ****** up, look up electric retard.
#16 - PenguinsOfMars (03/22/2014) [-]
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#20 to #16 - terminatorEFSF (03/22/2014) [-]
reuploaded it for the 3rd time, gif was glitching the last 2 times for some reason.
reuploaded it for the 3rd time, gif was glitching the last 2 times for some reason.
#24 to #20 - kebabremover (03/22/2014) [-]
gg no re
#28 to #20 - jesuscf (03/22/2014) [-]
Oooh man you deserve way more thumbs.
Oooh man you deserve way more thumbs.
#33 to #20 - trandhal (03/22/2014) [-]
Thats ******* fantastic
User avatar #31 to #20 - dildodude (03/22/2014) [-]
dude..whoa
User avatar #30 to #20 - sirfiiddlesticks (03/22/2014) [-]
Holy **** this is beautiful.
#29 to #20 - iamspika (03/22/2014) [-]
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#39 to #20 - mattdoggy (03/23/2014) [-]
You are a beautiful soul and shall rest well in Valhalla
go in peace brother of gif making
User avatar #40 to #20 - youmotherfather (05/04/2014) [-]
some guy reposted this and got over 800 thumbs, thought you might want to know about that
User avatar #41 to #40 - terminatorEFSF (05/18/2014) [-]
It's all good, I have loads of gifs I've made reposted all the time, not a big deal lol.
User avatar #23 - imagnetsux ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
this joan cornella is obviously a schizophrenic person.
#27 - ahkmed (03/22/2014) [-]
I love the description story.. i love it..
I love the description story.. i love it..
User avatar #21 - talkingmouth (03/22/2014) [-]
These comics are ******* weird
User avatar #3 - qmzp (03/21/2014) [-]
Omg wtf!? The guy in yellow has no feet. Freaky
User avatar #5 to #3 - ieatsand (03/21/2014) [-]
That's why he's on his bike
#4 to #3 - dildodude (03/21/2014) [-]
yes. that's the only freaky thing about this pic.
User avatar #6 - quantumranger (03/22/2014) [-]
Isn't the blood going in the wrong direction?
User avatar #18 to #6 - DoktorHax (03/22/2014) [-]
Not neccesarilly. You ever drive through a puddle and get water on the windscreen? Might be the same thing happening. I think. Probs wrong.
#38 - saltymumbling (03/22/2014) [-]
desc. is so cash
#37 - Rascal (03/22/2014) [-]
Japanese racing rendition
#35 - areandara (03/22/2014) [-]
mfw description
User avatar #22 - anonefgthree (03/22/2014) [-]
Usually these comics have some sort of deeper meaning, anyone know this one's?
#36 to #22 - imagebandetector (03/22/2014) [-]
If I took a wild guess, I would assume the bike rider represents the wealthy higher ups of corporations (presidents, CEO's, etc.) while the bicycle-human hybrid would be the companies of said upper class powered by the common working class. The ground they're riding on is the economy, which is dry of money/jobs and going downhill. The helmet the rider is wearing I guess symbolizes the position of safety the higher ups are in with their sums of money should the bike happen to crash and burn.

While the working class are working their ass off (as you could see in the fifth panel) trying to keep the company together in order to stay employed and keep themselves alive, the higher ups are getting richer by just sitting and enjoying the ride of success their company is giving them.

...That or it's just a suited man simply riding his trusty bikeman safely down a hill and I have no idea what the **** I'm talking about.
#25 to #22 - rigenstein (03/22/2014) [-]
dont wipe your ass too strong or you will bleed?
#15 - wamegor (03/22/2014) [-]
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#13 - zerith (03/22/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at I dont want to Raichu a love song ** mfw the description
User avatar #11 - whichever (03/22/2014) [-]
@description
#7 - confusedasian (03/22/2014) [-]
Is there some book with a collection of these comics I can just buy?
User avatar #10 to #7 - cooperjones (03/22/2014) [-]
He made 2 books IIRC you can find them in You need to login to view this link
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